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Hey Everyone !

Whats up? My name is Inês and i'm portuguese. I'm 14 and i'm a freshman in high school

i have chocolate brown eyes and long brown curly hair. im not very tall.

i have A's in all subjects exept PE. i got a B+

I'm very smart , but im not a nerd.(ok maybe just a little tiny winy bit)

my favourite subject is PE, because i love basketball and soccer and tennis.

I love to sing(my friends tell me that i have an amazing voice, but i dont believe it)

im a girl that is always laughing and making jokes. ohh and i like to annoy people just for the heck of it!

I'm obssesed with hsm and twilight. ok, more hsm because zac efron is there. did i mention that he's soooo hot? yea he really is, especially when he is without his shirt, or when he does that sexy wink thing... oh god he's so cute. i'll stop rambling.

and edward cullen... my god he's YUMMY!

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down.

2. Everytime someone askes you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

4. Put a trashcan on your desk and label it 'IN.'

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, and when everyone is over his/her caffine addiction, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with,"...in accordance with the prophecy."

7. Don't use punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are, and then laugh hysterically when they answer.

10. Specify your drive-thru order as 'to go.'

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

13. Put misquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't come to their party because you don't feel like it.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream," I WON! I WON! I WON! Third time this week!"

16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,"Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Funny Things:

Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool?

I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

If your drunk driving, and you hear sirens, you know it's time to pull over. One of two things go through your head. You either think,"I can get through this," or,"Dang, I'm going to jail."If you think your going to jail, may as well have a little fun. If you have tinted windows, pull over real slow and unbuckle. Jump into the passanger seat, and re-buckle your seat belt, so it looks like you weren't driving. Wait until the cop comes over and shines a flashlight into the car, confused. Tell him,"He was here a minute ago! I swear I don't know where he went! He just dissapeared!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Peridot-Horntail, GinnyLovesHarry1995, StarShineSinger/Mousekateer,FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner

I, FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

Random stuff I saw on other people's profiles and stole

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought really hard about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is and hope he heard, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're nocternal copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 4 percent would be in hosipital trying not to breathe. 2 percent would be unsure whether to breathe or not. One percent would be crying over those who died. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the other 1 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214,FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste (smiles)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding and skidding is more fun!

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile

you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It"s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile.

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile and add your name to the list. Sapphirepaw, hxcb, Silverwingedshadow, Meepisms, Bella, Silver-onyxfang, Isabellamariecullen3214 (yo)FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy/paste onto profile.

If you like wearing black and acting goth, but aren't, post on profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If, with no warning, you laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, post on profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy onto profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract ou becuse you were busy copy onto profile

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything is possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ducktape the same? both have a light and a dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason i love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?--Pervert/Farmer?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?'

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and all beans are vegetables?

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison !

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!

When i say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I smile because i have no idea what's going on.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If you can't see he bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you are wasting your time reading weird, witty, funny things off of someone's crazy profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

This is part of bunny. Copy and paste him to your profile to help him take over the world.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you ring the schools fire alarm just to irritate the dean. Crazy is when you say "your a liar!"at everything that the teacher says. (thats me!) Crazy is when someone says:"im... nice to meet you" you say "PROVE IT" and glare at the person. Crazy is when you whisper in someone's ear "i see dead people" and act normal.(me again!) Crazy is when you follow your parents around the house to annoy them just coz you want to.(i did this and it was sooo funny!!) Crazy is when you are in the classroom before a math test and start shouting 2 + 2 equals 4! (yes you guessed i did it too!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

links:

New country, new house, new love:chapter 2- gabby's clothes: http://www.polyvore.com/unknown/set?id=5593433

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (i really love dancing, but i'm not stupid, or stuck up, or a whore)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (i don't care if my clothes are fashion or not, i feel great the way i am, and if you don't like it, than shut the hell up!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (i loove to eat. did i mention that? :)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (proud of being not like everyone else, coz if you are,theres no fun)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (actually, im in a musical in my country, it premieres april 30th)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (in bad days, if someone tries to mess with me i get pissed, really you don't want to see me angry..)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (in fact, i'm so not weak, i kick guys asses easily :P)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (in my country, let's say it in a nice way, uhh the president is so no intelligent)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. ( I hate when people talk about MY life behind my back)
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

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The Guys' 42 Ways to Annoy Your Parents by softangelwings reviews
From the author of "The Guys' 30 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher" comes "The Guys' 42 Ways to Annoy Your Parents". The guys have a list of 42 ways to annoy your parents. Humor.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 12/20/2008 - [Troy B., Gabriella M.] [Chad D., Taylor M.]
A Whole New World by zanessfan1 reviews
Gabriella Montez's life was perfect until her parents died and she had to live with her uncel and aunt, but what happens when she has to move out again.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,116 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Two Lives by xoxMelodyxox reviews
An average schoolgirl in daytime. But as the sun sets Hollywoods biggest teen-star rises from the dark. Gabriella Montez struggles to keep her other life as Madeleine Simons a secret. Then the two worlds collide.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,581 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
Do I Love the Geek or the Star? by NanoLuvsYouAll reviews
Gabriella Montez is your average geek, apart from the fact that she's number one victim of Troy Bolton. OH,and she's secretly also a famous star. What happens when Troy meets Vanessa, her 2nd persona? And their lives intertwine different? Drama...TROYELLA
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,057 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
He's With Me by disneygirl95 reviews
Gabriella's crush on Troy never went anywhere. But what happens when Troy needs her to be his pretend girlfriend? Can she show him that they're meant to be…for real? TxG
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Risky Love by love aint no spell reviews
Gabriella is a freshman at east high and has a amazing voice. she starts to fall in love with Troy, the head cheerleader's boyfriend. everyone knows you cant have a love triangle with the head cheer leader. title used to be BRUISED LOVE. bad summary!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
You're The One That I want by greasegurl reviews
Gabriellas the quiet girl, who wishes she could be sexy and confident. She re-invents herself for summer vacation. Its her chance to break out and do something wild and free for once, and no one will ever know... or will they? total Troyella! Duh!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,150 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
How could you say you love me? by 2pinkstar and 7blackberry reviews
Troy breaks up with Gabriella, leaving her devasted. Will Troy ever realize what he let go of his grasp or will it be too late?. Paring: Troyella
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,586 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Gabriella M. - Complete
Crazy Wild Thoughts by luv2watchtv reviews
I’m Gabriella Montez, a 16 year old girl-yes I’m a girl, although my next door neighbour Troy Bolton, thinks I’m from a freakish alien species – don’t ask! Anyway, I’ve decided that I will write my crazy wild thoughts here… TxG
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,551 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Rome Romance by DannieBabee reviews
Gabriella is in love with Troy. Theres just one problem, they've never talked. Will a trip to Rome get them together?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Summer at Stanford by kaycee96 reviews
Gabriella Montez was chosen to go to Stanford for the whole summer. As she packs her bags and hits the plane, she finds out that there is much more in store for her than just an Academic program when she meets a cute boy with a mysterious past. TG HIATUS
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
The Guys' 30 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher by softangelwings reviews
The guys have a list of 30 ways to annoy your teacher. Humor. old penname: xmoviereadingfanx
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Troy B., Gabriella M.] [Chad D., Taylor M.] - Complete
Best Of Me by staywithmeBL reviews
Gabriella is forced to live with her godparents, Jack and Marie Bolton, and their conceited son, Troy. The two clash, but can something more come from the tension? COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,012 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Teardrops on my Guitar by xhsmforlifex reviews
Troy and Gabriella are best friends. Gabriella is deeply in love with Troy but he is in love with another girl. Will Gabi ever win him over? Based on 'Teardrops on my Guitar' by Taylor Swift. Please Review. COMPLETE
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,971 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Bullied Into Love by xoxMusicalxox reviews
Gabriella Montez has constantly been bullied all her life especially by the schools hottest star Troy Bolton...but when she has to tutor him for english will it changes. will Troy fall for his victim? will Gabriella fall for her bully? TROYELLA!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,696 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
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Forever and Always reviews
Gabriella and Troy had a bad break up. She is really sad and hurt because he broke his promise. He said forever and always.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
New country, new house, new love reviews
Gabriella Montez is girl who decided to do an exchange program in summer vacations. She meets her host family, and they get along so well that the family asks her to stay for a year to experience high school.follow her trough her adventures and surprises.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B.