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Hey Everyone !
Whats up? My name is Inês and i'm portuguese. I'm 14 and i'm a freshman in high school
i have chocolate brown eyes and long brown curly hair. im not very tall.
i have A's in all subjects exept PE. i got a B+
I'm very smart , but im not a nerd.(ok maybe just a little tiny winy bit)
my favourite subject is PE, because i love basketball and soccer and tennis.
I love to sing(my friends tell me that i have an amazing voice, but i dont believe it)
im a girl that is always laughing and making jokes. ohh and i like to annoy people just for the heck of it!
I'm obssesed with hsm and twilight. ok, more hsm because zac efron is there. did i mention that he's soooo hot? yea he really is, especially when he is without his shirt, or when he does that sexy wink thing... oh god he's so cute. i'll stop rambling.
and edward cullen... my god he's YUMMY!
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down.
2. Everytime someone askes you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
4. Put a trashcan on your desk and label it 'IN.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, and when everyone is over his/her caffine addiction, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with,"...in accordance with the prophecy."
7. Don't use punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are, and then laugh hysterically when they answer.
10. Specify your drive-thru order as 'to go.'
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Put misquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't come to their party because you don't feel like it.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream," I WON! I WON! I WON! Third time this week!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,"Run for your lives! They're loose!"
Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool?
I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.
Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
If your drunk driving, and you hear sirens, you know it's time to pull over. One of two things go through your head. You either think,"I can get through this," or,"Dang, I'm going to jail."If you think your going to jail, may as well have a little fun. If you have tinted windows, pull over real slow and unbuckle. Jump into the passanger seat, and re-buckle your seat belt, so it looks like you weren't driving. Wait until the cop comes over and shines a flashlight into the car, confused. Tell him,"He was here a minute ago! I swear I don't know where he went! He just dissapeared!"
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Peridot-Horntail, GinnyLovesHarry1995, StarShineSinger/Mousekateer,FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner
I, FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!
Random stuff I saw on other people's profiles and stole
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever thought really hard about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is and hope he heard, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you're nocternal copy and paste this in your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile
If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 4 percent would be in hosipital trying not to breathe. 2 percent would be unsure whether to breathe or not. One percent would be crying over those who died. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the other 1 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214,FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste (smiles)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.
If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding and skidding is more fun!
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile
you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It"s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile.
Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.
If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile and add your name to the list. Sapphirepaw, hxcb, Silverwingedshadow, Meepisms, Bella, Silver-onyxfang, Isabellamariecullen3214 (yo)FreeSpiritedWanderingSinner.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.
93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy/paste onto profile.
If you like wearing black and acting goth, but aren't, post on profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If, with no warning, you laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, post on profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy onto profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract ou becuse you were busy copy onto profile
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything is possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and ducktape the same? both have a light and a dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason i love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?--Pervert/Farmer?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?'
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and all beans are vegetables?
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison !
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
When i say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I smile because i have no idea what's going on.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
If you can't see he bright side of life, polish the dull side.
If you are wasting your time reading weird, witty, funny things off of someone's crazy profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
This is part of bunny. Copy and paste him to your profile to help him take over the world.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you ring the schools fire alarm just to irritate the dean. Crazy is when you say "your a liar!"at everything that the teacher says. (thats me!) Crazy is when someone says:"im... nice to meet you" you say "PROVE IT" and glare at the person. Crazy is when you whisper in someone's ear "i see dead people" and act normal.(me again!) Crazy is when you follow your parents around the house to annoy them just coz you want to.(i did this and it was sooo funny!!) Crazy is when you are in the classroom before a math test and start shouting 2 + 2 equals 4! (yes you guessed i did it too!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.