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Joined 05-10-08, id: 1572925, Profile Updated: 09-15-08
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.

Hello People!

My name's Olive (well... not really... but that's what everyone calls me so you better too!)

I just found this place and I can't wait to sink my teeth into it! At the moment I'm writing a love story with Sakura and Itachi in it from Naruto.
GO CHECK IT OUT!... Please!

Well ya...

I luv writing... and I luv romances and lemon stuff so I'll be writing a lot of that kind!

Uhm... I'm big into anime... no duh... and I luv to laugh (anyone who doesn't should go jump off a cliff and get smooshed into the ground!)

Though I'm a fourteen-year-old I pretty much act like a five-year-old just because I can!

Here’s some info on me….

Name - Julia… ~~~But call me Olive!!~~~

Age - 14.. ~~~Already said that dum-dum~~~

Gender - Female! … ~~~Do you really know a guy who’s name is Julia? Seriously!~~~

Location - Stalker!… ~~~Why do you need to know??~~~

Hair Color - Uhm… It’s like dark brownish… and short… with spikes in the back… and long bangs in the front… Yippee!

Eye Color - Most of the time they’re hazel… But they change with my moods =P

Height - Dude… I have no idea… uhm… 5’-something-or-other Ha!

Weight - Yeah right! A woman never tells her weight… But I’m pretty skinny I guess…

My Best Friend in the Entire World is Justiz!!... I may talk about her in some of my stories lol

My Favorite Couples...

From Naruto -

Sakura--Sasuke (rarely)
Sakura--Sai (At times)
Kiba--Hinata (Sometimes...)
Kurenai--Asuma (Probably wouldn't do fanfic though)
FAVORITE --> Shikamaru--Temari
Neji--Tenten (But wouldn't do fanfic)
Tsunade--Jiraiya (Teehee... It's so amazing lol)

From Bleach -

FAVORITE --> Kisuke--Yoruichi

From Yu-Gi-Oh -

FAVORITE --> Joey--Mae
Tristen--Serenity (Not entirely into this one...)

From OHSHC -

FAVORITE --> Hikaru--Haruhi

From Code Geass -

Lelouch--Kallen (Second fav.)
FAVORITE --> Lelouch--C.C.
Lelouch--Shirly (Third fav.)

From One Piece -

FAVORITE --> Luffy--Nami Ace--Nami (Kinda...)
Zolo--Robin (Sorta...)
SANJI--ZOLO (Best! Best! Best! Gay couple EVER!!)

Fullmetal Alchemist -

FAVORITE --> Roy--Riza
Roy--Edward (Another GREAT gay couple)

Fruits Basket -

FAVORITE --> Kyo--Tohru

Cowboy Bebop -

Yep... That's it lmao... So it's my favorite!! lmao

Yu Yu Hakusho -

FAVORITE --> Yusuke--Botan
Hiei--Kurama (Smexii gay!!)

Zombie-Loan -

About it... lol... I don't really like another couple... but I'm not huge on this one...

D.Gray-Man -

Kanda--Lavi (Awesomeful gay couple!)
FAVORITE --> Allen--Road
Tyki--Road (If they weren't related...)

Favorite Quotes -

Faye Valentine: The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway...
-Cowboy Bebop

Matsuda: Ryuuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee.
-Death Note

Kira: I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now...
-Death Note

Vegeku: I am the world’s strongest Coffee Candy!
-Dragonball Z

Ayame Sohma: I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an enemy kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He thin asked Kandora for power! And then-!
-Fruits Basket

Shigure Sohma: Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!
-Fruits Basket

Itachi Uchiha: Foolish little brother! If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me.

Dr. Hiluluk: When does a person really die? Is it when they are shoot? NO, a person dies if HE HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN!
-One Piece

Mugen: Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?
-Samurai Champloo

Knives: ... if you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can't save both without one suffering…

Hiei: I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less.
-YuYu Hakusho

Random Marine: There is no mistake! It's Pirate Hunter Roronoah Zolo. He's cleaning our floors the fiend!
- One Piece

Haruhi: You rich bastards!
-Ouran High School Host Club

Legato Bluesummers: We should have died a very long time ago, you and I, the instant we fell upon this sandy land without pain, without sorrow. Now the schedule has merely been set back. The end is near. It is time to embrace it. That is why...that is why I must end it. End it now!

Spike Spiegel: I didn't think about dying for a second. I thought I was invincible, then I met some girl. I wanted to live... for the first time I was afraid to die.
-Cowboy Bebop

Jet Black: Man always thinks about the past before he dies, as if he were frantically searching for proof that he truly lived.
-Cowboy Bebop

Vicious: And you shall cry tears of crimson...
-Cowboy Bebop

Jet Black: 2 meters tall. Ex- basketball player. Beautiful kid. And on top of it, a gay alien.” (Rumors heard of Radical Edward)
-Cowboy Bebop

Vicious: Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons.
-Cowboy Bebop

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: We're nothing like god, not only do we have Limited Powers, but we are sometimes driven to become the Devil himself.

Chapel: The cornered mouse attacks the cat.
Knives: But the cat is wise to the mouse’s game. The mouse seeks death in order to escape the pain.

Vash: What are you doing?
Wolfwood: Don't ask stupid questions, I'm going to go save the child!
Vash: With your bare hands?
Wolfwood: (Left his gun on the train) Oh SHIT!

Kid: Mr. Wolfwood, why is this cross you carry so heavy?
Wolfwood: Because it’s so full of mercy. (It’s filled with guns)

Hiei: You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero. pause I hate people like you.
-YuYu Hakusho

Kurama: I can't just watch you be killed right in front of me.
Hiei: Okay then ... go somewhere else
-YuYu Hakusho

Miroku: What kind of sorcery is that?
Kagome: I think he's just beating the crap outta him.

Miroku: Villagers shouldn't resort to violence rock thrown Surely if you voice your grievances more rocks thrown Damn you people ...

Sango to Miroku: Thank you, but is it necessary to keep stroking my legs while you talk?

Girl 1: Hey, where did you run off to? I even promised to bear your child!
Girl 2: What are you talking about! I'm gonna have his child. M- E!
Miroku: Ah, is that so? Well then, if you would form a line over here...

Inuyasha: I didn't say GET NAKED! I meant take off those clothes and put your WEIRD ones back on!!

Spike Spiegel: And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
-Cowboy Bebop

Spike Spiegel: I thought you said this was beef and noodles… there’s no beef!
-Cowboy Bebop

Ken Hidaka: Bursts into tears I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!
-Wiess Kreuz

Hiei: So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
-YuYu Hakusho

Hiei: Do you think he knows it's a circle?
-YuYu Hakusho

Kuwabara: I don't like it! It smells girly!
-YuYu Hakusho

Yusuke: Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid.
-YuYu Hakusho

Hiei: You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you.
-YuYu Hakusho

Kurama: Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way.
-Yu Yu Hakusho

Maes Hughes: Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!
-Full Metal Alchemist

Riza Hawkeye: Babies aren't born after just 5 months!
-Full Metal Alchemist

Jiraiya: All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days.

Zolo: If you die, I'll kill you!
-One Piece

Ichigo: How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money.

Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood: I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call.

Alphonse Elric: On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces.
-Full-Metal Alchemist

Vash: My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!

Spike Spiegel: There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with attitude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?
-Cowboy Bebop

Vash talking to Wolfwood: Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?

Ed: Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?
-Cowboy Bebop

Ed: Faye Faye smoke smoke, Faye Faye puff puff! Yay!
-Cowboy Bebop

Vash: Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide. La dee da dee dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time.

Spike Spiegel: points to Jet Don't give me that art of war crap! And you! points to the other man You take too long to take a shit!
-Cowboy Bebop

Kagome: How could I forget? He's into dead girls!

Dark: Growls at painting, clutching it tightly Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!
-D.N. Angel

Toto: Ooh, Dark, that sounds so dirty! Talking to a woman that way!'re talking to me!! I don't mind at all!! Please, have your way with me! Come on, I'm ready and waiting!
-D.N. Angel

Freeza: There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.
-Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta: Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!
Goku: But Vegeta, we're already dead!
-Dragon Ball Z

Spike Spiegel: I'm not going there just to die. I'm going there to find out whether I'm truly alive.
-Cowboy Bepop

Anime -
Death Note
Code Geass
Ouran High School Host Club
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fruits Basket
Cowboy Bebop
Yu Yu Hakusho
Yu-Gi-OH (Even though it's not as good as some others)
D. Gray-man
Naruto (Before Sasuke left because then it just started sucking)
One Piece (Before stupid Funimation changed the awesome voice cast!... THEY TOOK AWAY SANJI'S BROOKLYN ACCENT!! HOW COULD THEY?!)
Naruto Shippuden

Non-Anime -
The Colbert Report
Saturday Night Live

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Favorite Movies -

Tim Burton -
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Sleeping Hollow
Edward Scissorhands

Hayao Miyazaki -
Howl's Moving Castle
Kiki's Delivery Service
Spirited Away
Princess Mononoke

Hideo Nakata -
L: Change the World (Even though it's not out yet lol)
Grudge (1 & 2)
Ring (1 & 2)

Shusuke Kaneko -
Death Note (1 & 2)

Other -
Rush Hour (1, 2, & 3)
Stay Alive
Final Destination (All)
Scary Movie (1 - 4)

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying believe it.

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.

Ino will stop being a bitch.

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.

Orochimaru will stop being gay.

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.

Sasuke will come back to Sakura.

Karin and Sasuke will get together.

Karin will stop being a bitch.

Suigetsu will give up water forever.

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again.

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.

Deidara will admit he's really a woman.

Sasori and Sakura will get together.

Gaara will have kids.

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.

Tobi is in his right state of mind.

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.

Asuma will stop smoking.

Tsunade will give up gambling.

And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together.

If you agree, copy this into your profile.

Favorite Sports -

Dodgeball (lol... is that even technically a sport??)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

Favorite Colors (In Order) -


Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Just some things you need to know to survive….

(1) la-de-da-de-da

(2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it….

(3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow…

(4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane…

(5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it!

(6) Santa Claus is just a fat drunk guy in a red suit with fur…. Or possibly Michael Jackson… Or Orochimaru…


(8) No woman does not like gay porn!!…

(9) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!…

(10) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!…

(11) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS!

(12) And Finally….


1. Pein

4. Deidara
5. Hidan
6. Kakashi
7. Naruto
8. Gaara
9. Itachi
10. Tobi/Madara
11. Suigetsu or however his name is spelled.
12. Kisa-kun! (aka Fish-boy, aka Kisame)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope… Never plan to either

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELLS YA!! Deidara is the shiz-it!! lmao

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well for one thing…. THEY’RE BOTH GUYS!!... and another… the kids would be like mud (water and sand all you dum-dums)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

DUH!! I read like all of them… but only it Sakura is in them… no one else really goes with him… lol

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm… Guess I never really thought about it… I guess they would… But I think it should be KonPein and KakaAnko

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Uh… neither?... Hidan just really shouldn’t be with anyone… he should just go get killed by Shika… lmao

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

O_O… Uhm… First of all… Kisame and Konan?? Seriously now!!... and then how did Naruto end up there? But… I guess Naruto would scream, faint, and lose twenty pounds!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Tobi and Sakura huh?? Hmmm…

Take Off the Mask

Description – Sakura is on the hunt for Mandara Uchiha. She’s bent on revenge for how he caused Sasuke and Itachi so much pain. When she finally finds him and ends up trapped with him, half dead, will sparks fly or will she never see behind the mask?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?


10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Demons Down Below (Because Naruto has a demon down inside him and fish like Kisame swim in the deep sea lol)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

O_O Seriously now… I feel somewhat offended… Pein and Deidara? That’s just disturbing dude…

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not that I’m aware of… But I guess you never know…

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope… too busy swooning over the hotties of the show sigh

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

IDK… I know I wouldn’t… too weird for me… lol

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Lmao!... Tobi?? Hmmm... Probably… “Suck it! Harder! Harder!”
Sorry… I just love the pairing of Tobi and Deidara… lmao…

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

“Remember the Name” by For Minor

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Look out everyone! BIG YAOI!! KISAME/KAKASHI/PEIN action going on here!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“Hey baby… Why don’t you come here and let me check your folds.”
LMAO… sorry… sick mind here…

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

O_O twitches Uhm… I have no idea… hot?... LMAO!!

20) How emo is Seven?

Naruto?? Uhm… he isn’t… though he kind of has the right to be…

You Know You're Addicted Bleach When...

You've dyed your hair orange

You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto

...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"

Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.

You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"

You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out

You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.

You've named your stuffed animal Kon

You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.

You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body

You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories

...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you

You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest

...And then glued a broken chain to it

You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.

You wear an eye patch while you white to give your opponent an "advantage".

You bust in to class saying "The sprits are always with you!"

You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai

Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"

You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch

You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration

You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.

Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.

You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.

You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.

You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks

After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk

You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.

You open up a Bleach web site

...And call it your life's work.

You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"

You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".

You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.

You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals

Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain insert your name here to you."

You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"

Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows

You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach

...And also try to add to this list as well

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class. biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this into your profile!

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile!

If you love annoying anyone or thing, then copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.

If you have come flat out and said to someone you really don't know that well that they're pissing you off, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into you profile while laughing your head off!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Find the guy who calls u beautiful instead of hot,
who calls u back when u hang up on him,
who will stay awake just 2 watch u sleep,
WAIT for the guy who kisses u on the forehead instead of trying to get in your pants,
who wants to show u off to all his friends even when u look horrible,
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
wait for the one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares for u and how lucky he is to have u,
wait for the one who turns to his boys and says "that’s her".

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie


Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but he memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

This is a strictly mathematical goes like this:

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Sign Your Name…

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity

THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, pinkcherryblossoms225, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity

95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed, angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan,, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity



well ya...

message me and what-not... read the stories and this-that...

Bye Now!!

I'm off to try jumping off the roof of my house,


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Blood by PyramidWalker reviews
Just one taste is not enough. Allen x Rhode. Reviews highly encouraged. Spoilers for every progressing chapter. Chapters 12 and 13 are a bit...racy.
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Hearts and Hats: Wonderland's Next Gen by Chloe Weible reviews
It is a tale of the new generation in Wonderland. Sons and Daughters of the great figure of this fantasy land and their tale if a new twist in life after the blond girl had leaved them.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008
The Queen and The Prince by Arowl Silverstein reviews
Alice loves Artemis? The Queen is dead! Cheshire did what? The Prince of Hearts never thought that this was possible. Rated M for possible future scenes.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
Catching Up by Mcky reviews
PWP, Lemon, Yaoi Sanzo x Goku , One Shot
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Aschenmonch by HRT reviews
Tatsuha tells Eiri a modern fairy tale about his quest for Ryuichi. Humorous oneshot. Tatsuha x Ryuichi.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Tatsuha U., Ryuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
The Interview by DarkestWonderland reviews
A comical story about an interview with Jack Skellington...Jack gets questioned about his career, rumors, and his love life. Semiparody to a Kevin Federline interview
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Jack S. - Complete
Tea Time by DarkestWonderland reviews
When Alice is invited to Tea at the Mad Hatter's, she finally realizes that feelings between she and the Hatter are mutual. Alice/HatterRated M for References
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
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Only My Name reviews
Yep... Sesshomaru Kagome One-shot turned Three-shot... This started as a request from a reader... LOTS AND LOTS OF LEMONNY GOODNESS! WAHOO! So... I hope you enjoy... Please review! I love reviews! Good or bad! Doesn't matter to me!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Pink and Red, Love and Lust reviews
One has never felt love, never felt the searing passion run through his body and soul. The other has felt love but has never defeated that aching you get from the same love being thrown away like an old piece of garbage. LEMON LEMON LEMON! GaaSaku request
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms in the Wind reviews
Sakura bears a hate for Itachi Uchiha more than anything else in the world. But when she leaves Konoha to join the Akatsuki will she retain her hatred or will her feelings for Itachi cause her to change her ways and become his? itachiXsakura .. lemon-ness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,990 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Get What You Want reviews
This is a one-shot... with Itachi... and the person who I'm making this one-shot for... interesting sounding right?... LEMON! WAHOO! GLORIOUS LEMON!... Yep... there's lemon... lmao...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Trouble With the Uchiha reviews
Sequel to Weasel On In... Rated M for very good reasons... lemon and rape and a little language... This one isn't the best... I know... I probably could've done better but... Hey!... I've been busy with Cherry Blossoms in the Wind! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weasel On In reviews
A one-shot about Itachi and Sakura... Made it for a contest winner... Rated M for.. well... LEMON! GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL LEMON! lmao... ya.. there's a lot of lemon... read and enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
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