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Joined 05-10-08, id: 1573214, Profile Updated: 08-24-09
Author has written 31 stories for Twilight, Office, A Separate Peace, How I live now, Toy Story, Alice, 2009, Remember Me, and Inception.

Hi! I won't say too much about myself just a few things. I live in New York City. I am an aspiring actress/director. I take acting very seriously, so if I read a fanfiction where someone is saying bad about the craft, I won't let it go. And I am thinking about writing a movie. Have fun reading my fanfics.

I've got an account on More Than That, it's a website with stuff for the Office (mostly Jim and Pam). My username on that is also Morine.

This is a disclaimer for all of my stories. I do not own any of the characters that have already been published. I own only the story lines that I create, nothing more. I also own the characters that I create. I don't own anything else though.

My Opinions:

Bella and Edward should have just used a condom, life would have been so much easier.

Mike Newton is my knight ON shining armor. :D.

Fact: It's Kingdom OF Hearts (It's a universal typo).

Now For my Favorites:

Books: The Five People You Meet in Heaven, My Sister's Keeper, How I Live Now, What I Was, A Separate Peace (Yeah Right), Fahrenheit 451, Emma, Twilight Series, Just In Case, A Midsummer Night's Dream (only Shakespeare i have ever read, but i loved it), there are more I just can't think of them.

Musical's/Plays: Rent, The Fantasticks, Wicked, Hairspray, Mama Mia, Cats, Grease, Spelling Bee, West Side Story, Spring Awakening, Chicago, and many more that I can't think of currently.

Movies: Lions 3D, Little Miss Sunshine, Blades of Glory, Juno, A Separate Peace (Yeah Right), Titanic, Spider-man, Before Sunset, Before Sunrise many many more.

TV Shows: The Office, Scrubs, Heroes, Ugly Betty, Reaper, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Beauty and the Geek, Full House, The Office (did I already say that?), My Name is Earl, Saturday Night Live, The Secret Life of The American Teenager, many more.

Music: (I'm not really a music person) Dido, musicals, The Beatles, Losing My Religion (he he he, i don't really like R.E.M though!), Rent!, Spring Awakening, Wicked, West Side Story, Greenday, and other artists and songs that vary. I recently started to love the song, Sea of Love by Cat Power. I also love the song My Girl (so many memories of middle school, so many).

I STRONGLY suggest "The John Story" located on bohemianbum's account. Its a great story, better then the ones on my page. I helped co-write it with my two other friends (one of them being bohemianbum). You can find it under my "favorite stories" area or just look at bohemianbum's page, also located in my favorite authors section. I suggest that you check it out!

Best Couples

Pam+Jim = JAM (The Office)

Gene+Finny = Ginny/Fene (A Separate Peace)

Edward+Bella = Wella (Twilight Series)

Dwight+Angela = Dwangela (The Office)

Finn+Hilary = ...I don't really know... (What I was)

Favorite Quotes

"I hate so much the things you choose to be."- Michael Scott played by Steve Carell, The Office

"AW! You're so sweet! I just want to eat you up and regurgitate you!" - Enrique, part written by So So.

"Why hello...rat." - Fish played by Rainn Wilson, The Rocker

"If you don't stop using my lines I'm going to punch you in the eye." - Fish played by Rainn Wilson, The Rocker

"You're stupid." - Janitor from Scrubs "That's it?"- J.D "Let it sink in."- Janitor.

"Mike Newton is my knight on shining armor."- Me

"Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course, because Ryan put me on probation. You remember Ryan, he was the temp here. Yeah. And uh, it is not a good time for me to lose my job. Since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam, that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. So I am about to do something very bold at this job that I've never done before. Try."- Jim Halpert swoons

(standing way too close to Jim and Pam) "Yeah, kiss her. Kiss her good." (Jim and Pam stop kissing)- Michael Scott

Songs For My Stories: (I don't own them.)

The Blood of a Mermaid Running Through My Veins: Sea of Love by Cat Powers (

My Heart Has Found It's Home: Look No Further by Dido (

Love Never Was Easy: Love Remains The Same by Gavin Rossdale ( and Drops of Jupiter by Train (

And check out: fanbbs (dot) net. It's a great website for ALL kinds of fandoms!

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The John Story by bohemianbum reviews
Ten years after Edward transformed her, Bella is returning to school for the first time. However, when she befriends a boy named John with more secrets than he cares to tell, how long until the Cullen's peace is ruptured?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Ballet by Hanyuu-Shion reviews
Uploaded for a friend. A SatoshixKeiichi story, where everyone is out of character. Don't waste your time
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
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Living In Reality Isn't So Bad After All reviews
"I have a question for you," Ariadne stated. "Ask away," Arthur responded. "If you were the dreamer, why did you put me in that hideous business outfit? Why didn't you put me in something sexier, like, I don't know, lingerie?" Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Worth The Wait reviews
After 28 years, Ally still hasn't forgotten about her first love. And he hasn't forgotten about her either. 28 years later, and they haven't seen each other, until a tragic cab brought Ally to Tyler.
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
A Child's Happily Ever After reviews
A week in Wonderland is an hour in Alice's world. So what exactly happened in the time that Hatter was not there? What will happen next? What were Hatter's plans after he found Alice? Syfy Alice/Hatter. Title subject to change
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009
Twas the Twilight of Christmas reviews
A flashback of Edward spending Christmas with Elizabeth and Edward Masen. And a present view of the Cullen's Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Elizabeth - Complete
Andy's Dusty Toy Chest reviews
In the winter break of Andy's Freshman year of college, he comes home to visit his family. But he brings someone home with him- his girlfriend. How does her visit affect the toy's fate? Takes place after Toy Story 2.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
My Heart Has Found Its Home reviews
Three months after Edward leaves Bella is still a zombie. She has not yet developed a friendship with Jacob. But one day she finds a human Edward at her door. Another Edward turning human story, but it's different. Things still can never be easy for love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Words reviews
Before Edward met Bella, what did he have to live for? What if he chose not to continue on with his life? This is what I imagined his suicide note to be like, if there ever was one. It's angsty, but not as dark as one may think a suicide note to be. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Twilight Office Crossover reviews
Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? You need to watch The Office to understand. Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU
Crossover - Office & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
Kiss The Girl reviews
A songfic based off the song, Kiss The Girl from the movie, The Little Mermaid. Edward's thoughts on Bella and his feelings towards her one day in Biology, kind of angsty, but also kind of fluffy being that we know how the story ends. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Getting Caught reviews
Edward gets caught watching Bella sleep by no other than...Mike Newton. SUPPOSED to be comical, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Love Never Was Easy reviews
What if Edward and Bella had a boy instead of Reneesme? 18 years later their lives are impacted by yet another love story. It's AU, and in character. The same events of Breaking Dawn are still played except the imprint. Son of EXB and OC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,730 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Meant To Be reviews
Edmond's point of view on the first time meeting Daisy. Simple one-shot. I tried to capture his voice and thoughts as best as I could. Now edited!
How I live now - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Timing Is Everything reviews
A short one-shot about a sad conversation Bella and Edward have during Bella's pregnancy in Breaking Dawn. Rating just in case. Slight fluff, depending on how you look at it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pen Pals reviews
Jim Halpert is a senior at West Scranton High School. Pam Beesly is a junior at Dunmore High. Their schools take part in a pen-pal project and, naturally, Jim and Pam get paired up. AU.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008
Growing Up reviews
Jim and Pam are happily married with two children. Mary is 16 and Peter is 18. Jim is learning how to cope with the fact that his children are growing up. AU. Set in the FUTURE. Story also on MTT.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
Caller ID reviews
One thing that helps Jim get through the day. Jim/Pam. Slight spoilers for Season Five, but nothing too major. JAMMY FLUFF. One-shot.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Who Does That? reviews
Weight-Loss spoilers. The famous Rain Proposal in the gas station cashier's point of view.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
His Heart Will Go On reviews
Song-fic. Gene's thoughts after Finny's death. Comedy if you don't think that Gene and Finny are in love, Drama if you think they were. There seriously are NOT enough ASP fanfics!
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Blackberry reviews
Jam fluff! Dunder Mifflin Infinity Season four spoilers. Pam is having a little trouble with her Blackberry.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Shopping for Something Special reviews
Jim is going shopping for something for Pam. Cute little one-shot. Season Four spoilers.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Birthday Surprise reviews
Daddy Edward and Mommy Bella! It's Edward's birthday and Renesmee and Bella have a surprise for him!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
The Blood Of A Mermaid Running Through My Veins reviews
Bella is a mermaid and Edward is a vampire. They both know that they can't be together but is that enough to keep them apart? Told in both Edward and Bella's point of view. AU. T in case, not that bad though. ExB. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprise In May reviews
JAM Fluff! One-shot. Pam has only one week left in Scranton and Jim has a surprise for her! Rating just in case. JAM FLUFF.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Immunity reviews
The deadly disease that Edward had is back, but it is spreading, fast. Edward is the only one immune to it and the medicine has gone missing. Sequel to Getting Sick I suggest reading GETTING SICK first, but it's not needed. Edward/Bella fluff. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
I'm Sorry! reviews
Bella is borrowing Edward's car but by mistake something happens to it, what will Edward's reaction be? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Getting Sick reviews
One day Edward suddenly gets sick. But Edward is a vampire, how is this possible? What will Bella do to help him get better? Read and find out! Give it a chance, it gets interesting. Also lots of fluff! Bella and Edward. Post- Eclipse. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
What Could Have Been Proposal reviews
A little two-shot about how Edward could have proposed. First chapter is in Bella's point of view, second chapter in Edward's.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Watching RENT reviews
One-shot about Edward and Bella watching one of the best musicals ever made, that musical being rent . Chapter two is just the lyrics of the songs. THEY FIT PERFECTLY.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
The Ring reviews
One-shot about how Pam finds out about the ring. Written before episode where we find out that jim already has a ring. Sorry for the spoiler
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Blackbeans reviews
My friend wrote this. Its just a cute little fluffy one-shot of Jim and Pam. JAMMY! Rated k just in case
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Mike: Girlfriend reviews
This is just a fun one shot about Mike. Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete