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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

6-5-12

It's been so long! I've been out of the anime loop for a few years, but I don't think I can leave these outdated fics undone. I bet a lot has changed! I feel like I'm returning home after years of travel!

Well, I hope to at least finish one or two fics in the next few weeks.


The Writer:

I have a lot of enthusiasm but it fades rather quickly. I don't stick with any one thing for long. I have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. My biggest problem is making sure I finish the projects I start. I also have a very active imagination. I often get carried away with my thoughts. In general, no promises on when I'll be updating! I'm a very irregular updater, but I have a crazy life. It gets in my way a lot.

One of my goals in writing is to make ORIGINAL plots for my fics, a.k.a. not being Mary Sue (Except in Mary Sue-per Powers, it is a plot point!) and trying not to copy other people's ideas too much. You'd be surprised how hard that is!

My other goal is to write fics featuring the 'Unlovables,' as I call them. If you feel I am missing a Naruto character on this list (male please) please feel free to drop me a PM! This list of characters includes:

Kakuzu (Currently writing The Game)

Zetsu (Currently writing A Fear of Windows)


About my stories: Current works –

Eien Wo Mita Shoujo: Also known as The Girl Who Saw Eternity (translation of Japanese title) this fiction is a Madara x OC fic. The story will be stretched over two different periods in the Naruto universe, aka pre Konoha’s formation, and during the beginning of the Akatsuk’s introduction in the series. Likely to be angsty and similar in writing style to A Fear of Windows.

The Game: Satsu is the embodiment of my inner prankster and gambler. All reactions are what I would consider doing and chicken out. She’s what I want to be as well; experienced, cunning, talented, sexy, and vivacious… I could go on and on. I thought that picking such a strong and ‘Out-there’ character to torment/love Kakuzu was pure genius, and it seems my readers agree! I feel like a successful writer because of the response to this story, and thank all of you for reading! EDIT: The Game is ALMOST OVER! There will be NO SEQUEL! Stop asking! This story will be finished at ten chapters!

A Fear of Windows: based on the many mysteries I devour for breakfast, and my ideas behind what kind of political turmoil I imagined the rain village would be in, this is one hell of a creepy fic. I decided to toss a normal, shy girl into a dangerous situation involving murders and corrupted politicians, and would like to think I based her on myself. I’m working on suspense and detail in this one, bare with me as I branch out of the humor fics I am currently hiding behind. I wanted to experiment with another little-loved character in this one too, so I picked Zetsu!

To Be Labeled: My first (mostly) OC-less multi chapter work, the story line is based on the concept of a challenge. Basically, the Akatsuki and Team Hebi (or Hawk…) are integrated into Konoha by various means, and are working as leaf nin/captives in the village. During the integration’s first few months, a challenge between kunoichi and shinobi arises, and the stakes are high! Which team will gather the most positive labels? In this story, my mission is to write about the weirdest pairings possible in a humorous way, with the above as their tying point. I WILL DO NON-EXPLICIT YAOI AND YURI PAIRINGS! Don’t expect smut. Feel free to drop me a review or PM regarding what pairings you’d like to see! I’ll likely turn it into a hate, rivalry, friendship, or awkward situation if it is of the Y or Y variety.

Lilium: I would like you all to consider Lilium my first trip towards horror, but not my last. The name Lilium means Lily, and Lilies are the flower of death. I gave Hidan a little publicity, and am ashamed of how it turned out. Read at your own risk!

Sasuke’s New Jutsu: This is pure crack, based on a script I wrote when I thought I was going to a con… the story features Naruto and Sasuke, and is the worst fic I’ve ever written…. But, I think it’s funny, so…. (Shifts uneasily) Read and beware! This story is due for a re-vamp anyway, so… yeah. 3 years is a little long to ignore a fic’s obvious flaws.


About my stories: Future works –

Shudders and Lace: A new evil plot of mine, consisting of Madara Uchiha and Hinata Hyuuga. (I just like to torture my second favorite Naruto character...) Basically, it involves runing away, being captured, an in-depth look at Uchiha-Hyuuga family relations/history, falling in love with a madman, and some flashbacks on Madara's part. I'm pretty sure it will be in first person from Hinata's perspective, as that is how my writing style works best. I want to write it in a story-telling, rememberance format but... un.

Flashovers and Backdrafts: a Deidara x OC fic, based on what my imaginings has reproduced as Deidara’s past. I mean, he has to have one, right? Semi humorous, semi angsty, also going to be a while before I finish it. Needs some more plot in between the end and beginning, un. It does have an ending, so it will get finished eventually!

Please, Vermillion: A really old fic of mine, remade and with some changes to plotlines. Riddled with teen angst and the need for acceptance, this one will be coming along shortly after A Fear of Windows is closer to wrapped up (meaning The Game will be old news). Some of my older friends will recognize it, and I hope they are excited! I’ll make it a bazillion time’s better, and it will be dedicated to Kenna, my original inspiration! For now, go show her some support for her Itachi fic, In The End We’ll Both Rot Together. It is in my favorites, and all you have to do is click on Korosuhito in my fave authors list to reach her profile!

Fathers and Daughters: I want to know how Kakashi would react to living with a girl! Seriously, would he freak or be really understanding about teenage female issues? So, in order to explore this concept, I’m throwing Sakura into the role as his adopted daughter! Sakura is my mega-neo-twin, so I’ll be taking the easy way out and writing most of it in her perspective (but from third person…). I STILL NEED AN ENDING! I’m not sure whether or not to add some form of romance (not with Kakashi) into it, but for now it is humor. You guys will have to hold your horses and wait for this one till my ending materializes.

The Almost Princess: WILL BE REDONE! I love the concept of Otogakure, and Orochimaru having a daughter! I want to throw a character into the Sound ‘s politics and see how twisted she’ll become! I’m evil like that. Another old fic that I took down from the site, you can read the original on my quizilla account Purpleyuki. The story starts as a romance between two OC’s, shifts to romantic confusion with the OC and Kabuto, Sakon, and Kimimaro, and will end up being a romance between Iruka and the OC in the end. The story will end in the Sasuke Retrieval arc. I hope to get this rewritten soon! The story is heavily based on the events of the Chuunin exams and Sound invasion. This story will likely have three arcs, the Otogakure arc, the Konoha arc, and the Sound Invasion/Sasuke Retrieval arc.

P.s. I LOOOVE IRUKA! He gets too much Yaoi press… (Hisses at the copious amounts of KakaIru.)

The Ocean Room: Renamed, this is a Kankuro OC fic.Used to be called Namida. This one is about an insecure prodigy medic who is sent to Suna as help during the rebuilding of the Suna border, when Gaara has his big personality 180. Anrui is a medic from a broken family with a very big secret to hide, and Kankuro (as well as Gaara and Temari) want to welcome her into their family and uncover the mystery behind her. A little slow in coming.

Anata no Oto: A Kisame OC fic, this one doesn't have a concrete ending yet either, but I'm making the OC cross over into A Fear of Windows. Kotone, a geisha in Kiri, is told that her music could soothe the soul of a savage beast, so she tries her luck in bet to win Kisame's heart. Too bad he won hers first... I REALLY want an ending, so towards the end of A Fear, I'll be plotting.

Mary Sue-per Powers: A (semi) romance-less crack fic, featuring Marissa Susan Moonlight-Brightman, the epitome of all things Mary Sue. Thing is, she realises that she is a Mary Sue, and then gets sucked into her favorite Manga/Anime series, Naruto! How will she fight her true nature and keep her super powers and beauty from destroying the world we know and love? Shameless screwing with plotlines ensues! Mwuhahahaha! Did I mention Deidara is in it?

Hush: Another Hidan OC fic, this one multichaptered. I'm not going to say much yet, but... Ok. I'll get there.

Wednesday: A plot trade with the awesome Amnerine! Summary: Sakura didn’t know what to think about Wednesdays. After all, they are the beginning of an end and an end to a beginning. ItaSakuDei

Kings of the Undeground: Hinata, a fledgling reporter in a dark, crime-filled city is assigned to interveiw a foul-mouthed medic who witnessed crime lord Orochimaru's murder. Together with ace detective Kakashi and the curious, persistant medic Hidan, they delve into the underground to find out whodunnit. Co-writing with Amnerine! Hope you all are excited for this!

Eyesore: Itachi X Karin. Setting off her own and leaving team Hebi behind, Karin decides it’s time to make a new name for herself. She meets Kisame and Itachi on her journey, and joins them (against her better judgement) and tries her hardest to prove that she is more than just an eyesore. Sarcastic, slightly serious crack fic!

VIXI: A quick telling of the life of a Nobody named Rixan. Kingdom Hearts fandom. In this I explore what it would be like to have no emotions, and the longing each Nobody has for their missing hearts. Featuring Riku and Saix.

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I'm trapped in a Naruto fanfic? WHAT THE HELL? by Jack Sparkle reviews
What would it be like if I were a character in Naruto's world? Every fan has thought about it. But it becomes more than a fantasy for Ally when she finds herself crashing right into Deidara's face! -This fanfiction will have NO sequel-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,621 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Tabula Rasa by MadamObscurum reviews
She was innocent. He was a sinned man. He took her away from everything, but fate took her back." Sakura Haruno is living with the Akatsuki, only, she doesn't know who they are! ItaSakuSasu [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 197,181 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unobtainable by emeraldoni reviews
Step away from her. This is not your place. She was his savior. Juugo. Sakura. This was not meant to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sakura H., Juugo
I Dream of the Ocean and I See Myself Die by Blood Thirsty Me reviews
She twitched and whimpered in fear every time she slept. All he did was watch and wonder what the nightmare was about this time. Rated for language and future situations. KisameXOC and hints of ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,038 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kisame H.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8181 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Internal Conflicts by Her Honour reviews
Ishiko's pregnant! But what's she hiding? And whats with Kakuzu? Dariru and Kisame take it to many levels, but something's missing. What happens when Suigetsu takes a liking to Dariru? CP&IDOTOAISMD x-over. KisamexOC KakuzuxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 214,077 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kakuzu, Kisame H.
The One with the Green Thumb by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ino Y., Zetsu
Lighter than a Feather by Aria Illusine reviews
AU IruSaku, when Sakura takes refuge from a rainy day at a small and mostly-deserted coffee shop, she runs into the last person she expected, but the first person she wanted, to see behind the counter...songfic to Tyrone Wells' Happy as the Sun
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Iruka U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sanity by PananaUyu reviews
When Kakashi is wrongly accused of being a double agent, he must seek shelter or be killed for treason. The Hyuugas are his only chance for survival... Kakashi x Hinata storyline. Sorry if my summaries are horrible! Rated T just in case. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Story of the Year by dustbowls reviews
Sometimes the third person sees the clearest, even if she's just a kid. Sakura and Sasuke, through the eyes of a genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hags Sleep Beautifully by dawnrune reviews
She swung those fists of hers around like a new toy, and calling her names generally gave her an excuse to do so. SaiSaku lulz.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Akatsuki Alphabet by LiteralBlue reviews
From A right through all the fiddly little letters like Q and X, right through to Z, the Akatsuki have their moments, categorised for your delight into alphabetic order! Contains moderate OCs and Hidan's dirty, dirty mouth. Tobi-love all the way! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Desired by JustALittleTwisted reviews
A year after their last encounter with Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto have trained hard to bring him back, but their quest to save him takes a back seat when Akatsuki and Orochimaru set their sights on a new target...Sakura. SakuraXMany M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,649 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H.
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
potato chips by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rivals by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Rock Lee has a new rival, but Rock Lee will not give up, for the love of Sakura, Rock Lee will persevere! Crackfic, almost definitely!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ramen by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Quintessential Kidnap Story by dustbowls reviews
Itachi has kidnapped Sakura, and she doesn't know what he wants. Fortunately, she's only dreaming...or is she?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Nothing Interesting In Life Is Planned by Genjutsu-Dragon reviews
Itachi is tired of his younger brother taking everything in his life for granted. So he removes the one person whom Sasuke doesn't think he'll miss. Itachi plans to break Sasuke's heart...but he may just give his away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Character Developement by Blue Green Scene reviews
Have you ever stopped and asked yourself, Hey, wait a second, do I have a last name? Or parents? I'm assuming you haven't. Neither had Tenten, until that fateful day. One-shot. Crack. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Tenten - Complete
Grotesque by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. PeinKonan. It was like a morbid fascination, she decided, watching the man she almost-loved descend into madness. The cruelest thing of all was knowing he almost-loved her, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Haunting by Ookami Tsubasawa reviews
She observed him through her unique eyes looking for weakness, finally showing none; she began her story, the truth of her kekkei genkai. Maybe he would be the one to accept her? Maybe he was different to the rest...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru, OC
An Artful Deception by Rhaella reviews
They suggested befriending some locals to help build her cover. They certainly didn’t expect she’d accidentally choose a wanted criminal instead. Dei/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Inner Sakura's Obsession by Elsakun reviews
Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
midfall by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura-centric. “I get to be mixed-up and messed-up and jumbled and confused. I get to not know what I want. This is recovery—and it takes time. It’ll never be what it used to be. And maybe that’s OK. Maybe I still get to have everything.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Appreciation by Yellow Mask reviews
The problem is that you didn't appreciate what you had. You didn't appreciate her, and now you'll never have her. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fealty by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cannon. SasuSaku. Sasuke was staring at the white walls around him trying not to loose his mind. Rated for strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blue Sugar by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She remembers thinking that since he wore orange, he couldn't be that bad. [TobiHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hinata H., Obito U./Tobi
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Martyr by Diamond Mask reviews
I have a secret, blondie. And I want to share it with you before you die. Hidan x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Break Away by IceexLiebe reviews
[ItaTema] Temari was underappreciated, and Itachi was depressed. Seeking something more than their poor situations, they leave their lives behind. [Full Summary Inside]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,716 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Itachi U., Temari
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Statue by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot, MANGA SPOILERS. The story of Pain, Konan, and the Rain Village as seen by a thoroughly ordinary observer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Eyes Open by Wyntermute reviews
Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
The Golden Tree Project by Cherry-sama reviews
Yes, I am new here. Why did I move here? I had no choice. It was part of the role I must play. Still must play. They call it the Golden Tree Project.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2007 - OC - Complete
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
It’s a Wonderfully Splendid Magnificent Life by sciathan file reviews
[Oneshot, Gen, Full title inside] Events occur that cause Tamaki to reevaluate his decision to come to Japan...however, intervention becomes necessary to show him just how much his absence will effect everyone he knows.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
The Haunted Portrait by JanuaryEclipses reviews
[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Kurama obsessed or not? by chibianimebabe reviews
[Complete]okay here is another one about being obsessed. this time its about our handsome young red head Kurama. see if your obsessed or not. Read and Review! Finished!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 501 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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The Game reviews
Shakkin Satsu is a butt-kicking gambler, shrewd buisnesswoman, and avid spy, as well as being the author and editor of the bingo book. But what happens when this Ex-Suna kunoichi meets her match in the greediest s-ranked shinobi of the Akatsuki? KakuzuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,291 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kakuzu - Complete
To Be Labeled reviews
A fight for the best bar in Konoha results in a contest of the labels! Who will win, Team Men or Team Women? Multiple pairings, slight AU ItaHina KisaAnko, and a lot of other weird pairings inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Eien Wo Mita Shoujo reviews
Forever is a fickle term. Immortality curses some, and blesses others. But when two who are constant change, how can one stand to see eternity with the other? Madara X OC Title: The Girl Who Saw Eternity
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Madara U.
A Fear of Windows reviews
What do rumors of terrorists, brutal murders, a stalker, and a secret admirer have in common? Hitomi Takaeda will soon find out. ZetsuxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Zetsu
Lilium reviews
The red lilies represent love everlasting, he had said. Well, what do the white ones mean? She asked. Oh, they represent... Hidan gives new meaning to the term "Ladykiller" Hidan x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Sasuke's New Technique: A Crackfic reviews
Sasuke is wandering to his favorite training grounds when Naruto decides it's time to show off his newest jutsu. Little does he know that Sasuke has an even more devious jutsu up his sleeve, and both boys are far from ready for the disastrous results.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete