Captain Zex
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Joined 05-10-08, id: 1573372, Profile Updated: 03-19-15
Author has written 5 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Harry Potter.

I am rewriting my profile info as I haven't been a part of the fanfic scene for a while now.

My name is Zoe, but my internet name is Captain Zex and my profile picture is actually me now.

I have writen a few stories that have made it onto this website, but I have writen hundreds more that I don't bother to post. Around a year ago I started my own original story called Canary in a Gasmask about the zombie apocolypse and my family. I will happily e-mail it to anyone who messages me their e-mail address and will accept any comment or questions you may have.

On the 20th of December 2012 I bought myself the best Xmas present ever and I am now the proud owner of a Stimson python by the name of Severus. He is slowly getting bigger and is the best pet I have ever had. I highly recommend a snake as a pet; they are expensive at first, but after that you're pretty much set.

I will keep this short for now, but I'll add anything I can think of later. I hope you enjoy my stories and that your own are loved as well.

-Captain Zex

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The Portrait by janeyre reviews
Hermione Granger struggles in a world post Voldemort. After taking a job to teach potions at Hogwarts, Hermione finds an interesting portrait in her Quarters, one of none other than Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Dark Tale by the-shiny-girl reviews
Why exactly did Hermione Granger force Severus Snape into marriage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
My Dark Secret by McNasty4Slytherins reviews
"No,No,please..." Hermione's father turns abusive after the death of her mother. Mentally, emotionally, and physically ill she learns that a savior comes from the most unlikely places. Rebuilding her life one step at a time, however there r still horrors around every corner. Intense themes.Rated for Dark themes and a little smut in future chpts. Some OOC. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,769 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Sky is Falling by xXfireXflyXx reviews
To atone for his sins, Loki is sent back to Earth, powerless, in order to learn to appreciate the human race. Max, a small town grad student, has finally decided to kick her worthless roommate out, and needs another one to afford her apartment. Awful part-time jobs, college weirdness, and obscure feelings ensue during the God of Mischief's quest to gain his powers back.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 320,069 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Scales and Tales by SketchmySkin reviews
A terrible prank is played on Hermione Granger that changes everything. No one has the experience to save her besides the dark Potions Master. What happens when he is the one to save her from more than just a prank gone awry? HG/SS with very mild HG/DM. All credit goes to JK Rowling for her amazing work, as always. A tale of Mischief and Magic where it doesn't belong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Wrote This by im-batman reviews
Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Ilosovic by air du temps reviews
Things took a twist after the fateful hallway meeting; Alice finds an unlikely companion in Ilosovic Stayne. (AN: Editing the existing chapters whenever I have the time.)
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,145 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K.
It's Stopped Bleeding Now by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Set after The Dark Knight. An injured Joker finds out that Bruce Wayne is the Batman and pays him a visit. Slash. UPDATED March 6th 2013.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Rules of Life by Blinded HP reviews
There was no Harry Potter at the Dursley’s when Dumbledore sent Hagrid to fetch him in first year. Where in the world is Harry Potter? This fic is SNARRY slash, Snape!Dom, Harry!sub
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,284 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Plight of Six by cgaussie01 reviews
Pt 16 A week has passed since Six found himself back in the labs fighting not only to keep his sanity, but to keep himself whole. Has he found an ally in Bernard, or has he helped write his own death certificate even faster?
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
A Freak like Me by GeminiCancer reviews
Harry is sold to a man who experiments on Mutants when he's seven. this is a Hp/xmen crossover. slash brainwashing, rating just in case
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,446 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009
One Promise Kept: A Saga by Manniness reviews
Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 189 - Words: 489,533 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Mysterious Animagus by Failuresnot2try reviews
In her fifth year Hermione was raped by a mysterious animagus and has sworn revenge, but what happens when she finds out the man that she loves is the same person that raped her? And why doesn't he remember what he did to her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,627 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is being chased by Death Eaters and ducks into a most unusual place to hide, completely shocking our favorite Potions professor! Answer to a challenge I found and thought extremely amusing. Danger, fluffy fun, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/3/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Number Six by cgaussie01 reviews
AU story. Number Six was rasied, tortured, in an underground government facility. Here we watch his life unfold, the choices he makes, losses he experiences, and what truly defines him. Completed.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,111 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Amor caecus est by crankedxburned reviews
Assuming Ginny Weasley was in the trio's year, in their sixth and seventh years, this is the story of two isolated stars crossing paths in the universe and what comes of longing and overthinking and taking risks...love is blind. Language and sex. SS/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Severus S., Ginny W.
Virility by Ohgodno reviews
Roxanne wonders about Megamind's junk.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Turnabout by Dragonslayer527 reviews
Roxanne knows a thing or two about being tied to a chair and now it's Megamind's turn. Smut Rox/MM
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Broken Tune by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
Forgetting is not easy unless you have someone to help you... Crepsley x Darren. Rated M for Mature theme.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Stranger by CarlisleFacinelli reviews
Nicola is curious about her father, and her father is curious about her. When Larten Crepsley sets out to find his daughter, she is more than he ever expected, but when she demands something that he isn't ready to give her... what will he do?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Invisible Car by PepperOswald reviews
Megamind and Roxanne have some alone time in the invisible car ... this is rated M for a reason. ; More coming soon.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Me, the Night, and You by The Croc Shop reviews
Post-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Poor Child by AliceAD reviews
During a rainy night Alice decides to go out and retrieve her grandmother's vase. When she passes the inn she meets none other than Stayne who leaves her with child. Stayne/Alice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
The Weird Year by Sela McGrane reviews
"Now, a few things to say before we get into Potions," Severus said, snapping to business. I will be here in the castle Monday through Friday, but my wife expects me home on the weekends." - "You married?" Hermione blurted out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Haunts by Sayonara Goodbye reviews
Amela333 and Rowan Rawr's HALLOWEEN CONTEST ENTRY. When you're the scariest thing around, Halloween seriously is over rated. If you want horror, give this a pass.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Dark Over Light by Lollipop456 reviews
KnavexAlice. When Alice is plagued with dreams, she returns to Underland, only to find that a forgotten day on the Oraculum, binds her to one that she despises. SPOILERS for the film. Features some OOCness. Added another chapter, folks. Last one, I swear.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
The Secret Life of Um by asthought reviews
What really happened when the Knave tries to give Um his affections. Very very naughty. "This dream was not about rules. Even if she was meant to be Alice here she wasn't the "right" Alice, the caterpillar had said so. For a little while she would be Um"
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
The Chains That Bind Us by Nicomy43 reviews
The Knave was never banished with the Red Queen, instead he was enslaved by the Mirana to a lifetime of backbreaking labor. Alice can't seem to banish him from her thoughts, no matter what she does. What is she to do when pushed into his company?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,528 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
A Matter of Smallness by AliceAD reviews
Imagine what had happened if Stayne looked inside the teapot. Gentle!Stayne/Small!Alice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K.
Caged Bird Sings by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She's scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn't when he won't tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Forever is a day by PuppiesPeeOnFlowers reviews
Ellis is becoming less and less focused, and Nick is starting to wonder why. MxM, NickEllis, gore.Rated M for mansex and blood.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Genius of Love by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
On All-Love Day, everyone pairs up by fate-Tarrant with Mirana, McTwisp with Mallymkun, Thackery with a ladle, etc. What is Alice to do with her Hatter already paired off? Pair up with the only other single-the hookah-smoking recluse of Underland.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
A Difficult Day by Niphuria reviews
Alice has had a rough day and her behaviour towards Tarrant is horrible, so he decides to punish her - in a most embarrassing way.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Who Wants To Be Alone? by AliceAD reviews
Stalice. Alice can't sleep and, against her better judgement, goes to see if a certain knave is still awake. Written on Request. Gentle!Stayne. Romantic. Lemon.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Flipside by SlytherinSnatcher reviews
Alice gives in when confronted by the card army outside the Red Queen's castle. And it was all for him. StayneXAlice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Off With His Head by AliceAD reviews
On request: Stayne/Tarrant. A spell backfires and they end up switching bodies. Rated for language, slash, and smut.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Rewarded by AliceAD reviews
Gentle! Stayne x Alice. Could she allow him near her? Written as reply to AliceKinkMeme
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
Bookends by BiteMeTechie reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Vampire Meet: Begin Again by Symphony Of Terror reviews
When a teenage girl suffers an injury from her drunken dad, she runs off for good into the dead of night and is helped by a mysterious man clad in red. Little does she know, this man has more to him than meets the eye. He was a living myth. A vampire.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,368 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Mr. Crepsley
Nightly Activities by deadlyrose92 reviews
Darren has been having troubling thoughts for awhile now, one night he decides to get rid of his ache while no one is around. Mr. Crepsley is out hunting, will he come back to find Darren crying out his name or will Darren finish off before.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Bloodlust by Soline reviews
Hermione discovers Snape as a vampire when he attacks her in Knockturn Alley. When he only tastes a small amount of her blood, it sends him into a wild, unsatiated desire called Bloodlust. He cannot rest until he tastes her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,894 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Batman and Robin? by im-batman reviews
After an hour or so of intense struggling and profanities flying the two ended up in front of the full length mirror in Scarecrow's bedroom.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Blue Moon by Dotskip317 reviews
Once a year the moon's orbit brings it closer to the Atmos, in an event known as the "Blue Moon." It has an unusual effect on Merbs, and one in particular is having trouble controlling himself around a certain crystal specialist... :D I hereby grin evilly
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Stork, Piper - Complete
Poison From A Scarecrow by The-Talking-Peanut reviews
Batman gets a distress call from someone he least expected. When he finally decides to help, he finds out the situation is more serious than he had imagined... Warning: SLASH! Batman/Joker. Swearing. Slight mentions of Scarecrow/Joker. Graphic visuals
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Hellboy vs Jason by G. Langland reviews
In fall 1993, the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense is called down to Crystal Lake to investigate a series of gruesome killings.
Crossover - Hellboy & Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hellboy
Fail Party by im-batman reviews
Joker thinks Scarecrow fails at life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Once Again by Magus732 reviews
With a new full-time member of their team, can the Storm Hawks survive their newest challenge; living with Max? Ch. 25 is up! Please R&R! And visit my profile for Max's info!
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008
Healing of Mind & Body by LilyHellsing reviews
Sequel. After all these failed attempts to gain MMP back, has Monkey Fist really stolen them for a night of pleasure? In the bed hes tied to, Ron dreams that he & Monty fight using the powers that shouldnt be within him anymore. Better summary inside.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Ron S. - Complete
Broken Promise by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker - "You tease and you tease. But all you are Joker is a broken promise."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Primate's Party by LilyHellsing reviews
On Monkey Fist's birthday, everyone, both villains & heroes alike, decide to throw a surprise party. Things get wild when they play TDoD, Truth Dare or Drink. What's worse is that it's recorded! Relive that night with Monty as he watches! For MFAD!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Kim P. - Complete
Bittersweet Battles by ZanpaktosInLove reviews
Monkey Fist retrieved the Jade pendent of Ameira. Fighting Kim Possible on top of the Ship's deck in a storm. When they both fell Kim remembered something her mother had told her. "If someone is hurt, help them."
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Kim P., Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
Sickness And by Dotskip317 reviews
The Condor crashes during a battle and Stork gets trapped inside. He gets out, but not without some pretty serious damage. SxP. 'Cause that's how I roll.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Stork, Piper
It Started Out Limp by slashysecrets reviews
When Severus Snape Apparated into the room where he was to meet with his fellow Death Eaters, he found something completely unexpected. SSHG Warning: inexplicit non-con in first chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
flesh and blood by let me lie to myself reviews
harry potter is obsesed with severus snape. But snape isn't a healthy choice for a crush Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Battle Royale: Storm Hawks style by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Master Cyclonis has captured all the warriors of Atmos and has forced them to play the absolute worst game ever. Baised on movie and Manga "Battle Royale" Rated M.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Trapped in a Box by dk2022 reviews
Snape and Hermione are trapped in a box for the night. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rachel's Story by rastarabbit reviews
A story about Rachel and the Joker, and what she does to save Harvey. Based on Heath Ledger's sexy Joker, set pre-Dark Knight. Sex, mild violence. I own none of the characters. Now complete. And hey, there's a sequel-"Don't Joke W/Me". Check it out!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Poser! by Dotskip317 reviews
It's Halloween night and the boys go trick-or-treating, dragging Piper along for the ride. But there's some confusion about costumes... Stork's not in this one, mostly because I don't think he's all that into taking candy from strangers. Because I can.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Aerrow - Complete
Heavy Heart by TheLustofkilling reviews
Hellboy is having trouble with Liz, in reaction, Abe gets punished. This does not mean that it is Non Con. It is not rape either. You can take it that way, but it’s not.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
One Day, One Night by Dotskip317 reviews
Something that came out of the deep recesses of my brain while I was asleep. Stork and Piper explore their feelings and each other in one day and one night that change everything. Rated M. And I still don't understand how this thing got out of my head.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Stork, Piper - Complete
To Live a Forgotten Dream by BladeMaxwell-GoddessofDeath reviews
Harry's abused. Snape finds out. Slash later HPSSDM Dark not evil Harry! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Checkmate by GeminiScorp reviews
Hermione is manipulated into revealing a secret and Severus uses it to his advantage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Crossroads and Crash Landings by Dotskip317 reviews
Mercenaries are bad news, but when your sister IS one you look at it differently. Stork and Piper explore their feelings and my OC does dirty business 'til the balance blows up in her face. The Storm Hawks have a choice: save Stork's sister or the Atmos.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,346 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Stork, Piper
Big Red and the Big Bad by BiteMeTechie reviews
There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Spike, Hellboy - Complete
Lost by tmntyyh reviews
StorkFinn After a crash landing in the Condor, the Storm Hawks find themselves stranded in an unknown Terra. And Stork's convinced that something is out in the dark, waiting to attack. Is he right? Or is it all in his head?
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,558 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Hear Me As I Am by gemini69 reviews
Hermione Granger is staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer, with only her piano to keep her company. One night Severus Snape shows up beaten and bloody. Will she be able to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Gender Change by Hunter Hatake and Neko Uchiha reviews
The Storm Hawks are playing truth or dare. Aerrow is given a dare with interesting results... SLASH Dark Ace/Aerrow
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
No Longer Forbidden by workaholic-1231 reviews
What happens when Hermione is no longer Severus' student?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,971 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Valentines Day by Fork-Tongued-Nemesis reviews
It's Valentines day and the Storm Hawks are all having fun, except two members. Rated T for kissing. StorkxPiper Oneshot.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Return of Severus Snape by Magical Pixie reviews
Deathly Hallows Spoilers! Severus Snape is given another chance but does that chance include a former student. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Midnight Meeting by tmntyyh reviews
FinnStork SMUT! After the controls are damaged on the Condor, the Storm Hawks find themselves stranded in a strange Terra. And while Stork tries to fix the damages, Finn decides to pay him a latenight visit.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
A World of Darkness by severus-fan reviews
Hermione saves the life of a vampire and soon an attempt on her life is made. Hermione is thrown into a world of darkness, hate, lust, jealousy, and love. Who should she meet there but her dark Potions Master? SSHG Rated M for a reason! WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,014 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Private Emotions by Mrs Mustang reviews
[Larten x Darren] Darren has trouble sleeping, will Mr. Crepsley help him out or only make things worse? Yaoi. Rated M for sexual situation. Please R&R.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006
Kim Possible's Valentine's Day by immo reviews
Kim goes out on a date for Valentine's Day. KIGO, baby, all the way!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Snape Snap by Pure Black reviews
Pure madness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Enchantment by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
Severus Snape? Sexy? How can this be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and his Son's unusuall love by MidoriSnape reviews
Severus thinks: ' THe next generation of Potter, just as stupid risky and spoiled as the last..... or maybe not"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Severus S.
The Key To His Heart by Kat500 reviews
A BTVSHellboy X-over. DawnHellboy. Ever since The First was destroyed, Dawn has wanted nothing but a normal life...but her dream comes to an end when she meets a certain red demon. Please R&R even if it sucks.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
Hearts and Enemies by Koehven reviews
Kim Possible's been making some mistakes lately. Ron feels abandoned,studies are growing. As well as cheerleading practices and her rivalry with Bonnie. She creates some ways to cope with the stress. But there will be sideaffects. KimDrakken
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2004
Traitor by Schoene reviews
(WIP) An expansive tale of Severus Snape's first romantic encounter. This is slash (SSJP). Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Severus S., James P.
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Anti-Age Me reviews
After a horrible potions accident, Miss Hermione Granger is reverted back to her three year old self. How will the Potions Master cope when he is forced to look after her and how will he get her back to normal? Set in the Trio's sixth year. Please ignore the book for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,820 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cirque Du Freak: Vampires And Their Assistants reviews
CONTINUED! A story between a female Darran and Larten Crepsley. Using the books as a guideline, but love the movie. Contains Sex and Character death. Darrien/Crepsley Darrien is Darren Rated M to be safe.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,970 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Cirque Du Freak: Halloween's Candy reviews
Amela333 and Rowan Rawr's Halloween contest. Darrien goes out trick or treating for the first time and meets a young girl. When bonfires and alcohol are added to the mix anything can happen. Rated M for Girl/Girl Spin off of my other story.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Alice in Wonderland: The wrong Alice reviews
What happened to Underland after Alice left? And when the Queen calls upon her help once again, does McTwisp bring back their Champion or someone else? Rated 'M' for later chapters. Unknown pairings as of yet.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
Alice: It's just a dream reviews
ONESHOT! Alice and the Knave are trying to escape the Queens wrath, but what happens when the sexual tension just becomes too much? Alice/Knave OOCness. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete