Silver Simplicity
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Joined 05-10-08, id: 1573396, Profile Updated: 01-02-10
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, and Naruto.

Real Name: Starts with an S. Could you guess?
Nicknames: Currently? Lolli-chan. Don't ask.
Pets: See below.
Favorite Animal: Harpy Eagle. Look them up. They rock.
Birthday: January 9
Hobbies: Reading, writing, not sleeping, thinking, and eating lots of lollipops (that kinda explains the nickname, huh?)
Age: 16 (17 in a week .)

If you want to just direct email me:

I used to have another account on here...cookies if you can guess who I was. I never wrote anywhere other than Naruto. That's your hint.

About Me: Not much. I'm smart and mostly antisocial aside from a few friends. I love to write, wish I could draw, and love yaoi. I'm obsessive about grammar and spelling. Seriously, I even have "rules" about reading a story on here: Any spelling/grammar errors in the title, and I just won't read it. Any in the summary, and I'll give it a try, but more than three in the first two sentences, and I'm out. And lastly, if they happene enough to annoy me through the whole story, I'm gone before I finish reading. It seriously bugs me that much. Oh, I love animals, birds especially. I own a dog, four cats, two budgies, two ducks, and my baby, a sun conure named Larrikin (appropriately).

Some of my favorite stupid quotes done by my friends and I:

Me: "I'm sad. I can't go to Nekia's house the night before her birthday and bake a cake with her." Patrick: -smirks- (You have to know the baking a cake joke)

"Donde esta mi castor loco?" - me and my friend Lyssa (and yes, for all those wondering, that is Spanish for Where is my crazy beaver)

Daniel and Shelley: "You and Patrick were standing so close together. We thought you were doing...stuff."
Patrick and I: "NO!! We were watching a condom commercial."

Math Teacher: "So you take the variable L and multiply it by the speed of light-"
Me - "OMG!! LxLight!!"
Math Teacher - "..."
Me - "Sorry, I am just really enjoying math right now."
Teacher - "...ok. Moving on."

Lyssa: -whatever the heck she was doing-
Me: "Stop! The eyes of the public are upon us!"

"We were so innocent! I didn't even know lesbians existed until the seventh grade!" -Patrick

"Not touching you! Not touching you!" - Patrick, to me. And yes, we are children. I know.

"-immature laughter- Condom dogs." - Patrick and I

Me, to Patrick: "Yeah, I forgot, you ARE L."
Patrick: "Call me that again and I'll push you down."
Me: "Down where? I'm already on the floor."
Patrick: "Then I'll push you through the window."
Me: "That window is made of reinforced glass. I'd be impressed if you could break it."
Patrick: "I'll break it with your head."
Me: "Not if I break it with yours first!"
Yes, we do torment each other costantly, and yes, we are best friends. No window breaking occurred. Actually, we were preparing for a seminar debate we were doing together when this happened.

I couldn't resist...

If you have ever spent an entire day just thinking, paste this in your profile.

If you are a complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall, then noticed that it was a wall and still apologized, copy/paste this onto your profile

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If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo’s Blue Pen (my brother tackled me...), Koinu-chan329 (I haven't figured it out yet...)Silver Simplicity(damn flip-flops on schools THREE times...and sometimes just cuz I'm clumsy)

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo’s Blue Pen (Can you say dominoes?) Koinu-chan329 (Two words: London's Underground. Two more words: One summer. Two more words: Super fast stop. oh, that was three Last words I promise: Looked like morons.) Silver Simplicity (Remember that incident with the flip-flops on the school stairs? Grabbed Jordan's shirt and he came with me)

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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, Freakk66, Silver Simplicity

40 Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Um, on the top?

2. What is your favorite possession?

My computer with OpenOffice!

3. Do you own a gun?

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Um, first I'd have to remember who my last ex was. It was a while ago.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
They don't scare me!

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

I don't really have one.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Diet Coke, as is my preferred drink all day

9. Can you do a push up?

10. Is your bathroom clean?

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My garnet necklace

12. Do you take painkillers?
Don't need em

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I have no idea. When people have crushes on me, the first thing I always think is, Why?!

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

15. What's your name?

Think rare names that start with S and you're on the right track

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
1) OMG, I HAVE to tell Patrick about this incident at the mall 2) Err, why didn't I sleep last night? 3) Yaoi...when am I not thinking about it?

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Wii Fit, Spore Hero, Harvest Moon: AP

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Diet Coke and tea...and...I guess Sprite

19. Current worry?

SAT's and for some reason graduating high school even though I'm only a junior

20. Current hate?
Really bad grammar and spelling

21. Favorite place(s) to be?
My room, or outside stargazing

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
Sparkling apple cider and staying up till seven in the morning

23. Where would you like to go?
Italy, France, England...Europe, really.

25. What shirt are you wearing?
My Victoria's Secret pajama set

26. Favorite color(s)?
Purple, especially lighter shades of purple

27. Are you Single?


28. Do you sing in the shower?

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The monster in my closet that APPARENTLY came out after the vcr had stopped rewinding the movie that I just watched

30. Best bed sheets as a child?
They had a pretty starry sky

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

I fell on top of a thorn tree. Yes, on top of, not into. Don't ask. I was pulling out thorns forever, and one went straight through the muscle in my hand

32. Who is your loudest friend?

33. Who is your most silent friend?
Umm, it actually may be me

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
Yeah, and he has for years, but I just don't like him that way. And one other person whom I'm not sure of, but it would be nice if he did!

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
When I see them!

36. What is your favorite candy?


37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Um..I don't really know

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

Same as above

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Writing and mulling stuff over in my head.

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I didn't sleep last night, so I never woke up...

And the profile continues to grow!

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Resolutions reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, college sophomore, has a problem. One quick resolution later, and it looks like he's forced himself to deal with it all year. Question is, how is it going to affect his relationship with one Uchiha Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Storybook Sonata reviews
Famous author L has a new proposition for Light Yagami. How will Light react when things start to get crazy?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - L, Light Y.
Storybook Symphony reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sweets reviews
Chief Yagami and Matsuda are standing outside L and Light's room. What EXACTLY do they hear?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete