Author has written 14 stories for Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, Merlin, Torchwood, and Glee.
Heya! My names's Roisin, or BrightandSparklyThings, as I am now known. I used to be called LadyLuvALot, and Mrs. Draco Cullen, so ta-na! I adore all things slash related (squee!) and pretty much very colourful things or very random things. I'm a bit like that. Bright and weird. I live in sunny old England (hah!) so that's why I use pound signs instead of dollar. I am not American. However, I adore Barack Obama. He rules. Anywho, have fun reading the rest of my profile (if you got this far) and don't hesitate to instant message me. Ciao!
My Fave Couples (in anything):
Kyo/Tohru- Cannon and cute, so there. :P
Yuki/Kyo- Yuki must always be dominant because its so cute when Kyo is flustered!
Yuki/Haru- Again, I think Yuki is dominant, but Haru can be occasionally.
Lily/James- Very, very sweet.
Remus/Sirius- Adorable and schmexy and so cannon!
James/Lucius- Cute, but I can't read it when their kids get together. shudders
Draco/Harry- Cute and sweet and I love it!
Bellatrix/Voldermort- Voldietrix rules!
Severus/Lily- Sweet, and kinda unrequieted, but sweet when Lily returns the affections.
Merlin/Arthur- Cute, and anyone who has watched this programme will agree.
Naruto/Sasuke-Cute, especially because of the second episode.
Kakashi/Iruka- Cute and sweet and adorable!
Brian/Justin- For any slash fangirls/boys who haven't watched Queer as Folk, I highly recomend that you do so! It's soo cute! It's an 18, though, so don't blame me if you get mentally scarred...
Ben/Michael- Again, Q.A.F, and again, incredibly adorable. :)
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Harry Potter copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
Start of Something New my butt, if you think Troy and Sharpay should be together, copy and paste this into your profile
Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself
A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone - Daniel Radcliffe.
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.
If you love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called 'music', and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile =)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love exclamation marks, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you support Sirius/Remus 100, copy this into your profile!
If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Tonks/Giant Squid shipper, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Jack Sparrow fan, copy this into your profile.
If you hate Paris Hilton, copy this into your profile.
If you think JK Rowling should become Queen, copy this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:
1. Severus Snape
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Congratulations on getting this far. I hope you enjoyed my very extremely weird profile. Please read my stories (if you like that sort of stuff) and be happy! Au revoir!