BrightandSparklyThings
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Joined 05-11-08, id: 1573490, Profile Updated: 12-22-09
Author has written 14 stories for Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, Merlin, Torchwood, and Glee.

Heya! My names's Roisin, or BrightandSparklyThings, as I am now known. I used to be called LadyLuvALot, and Mrs. Draco Cullen, so ta-na! I adore all things slash related (squee!) and pretty much very colourful things or very random things. I'm a bit like that. Bright and weird. I live in sunny old England (hah!) so that's why I use pound signs instead of dollar. I am not American. However, I adore Barack Obama. He rules. Anywho, have fun reading the rest of my profile (if you got this far) and don't hesitate to instant message me. Ciao!
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My Fave Couples (in anything):

Kyo/Tohru- Cannon and cute, so there. :P

Yuki/Kyo- Yuki must always be dominant because its so cute when Kyo is flustered!

Yuki/Haru- Again, I think Yuki is dominant, but Haru can be occasionally.

Lily/James- Very, very sweet.

Remus/Sirius- Adorable and schmexy and so cannon!

James/Lucius- Cute, but I can't read it when their kids get together. shudders

Draco/Harry- Cute and sweet and I love it!

Seamus/Dean- Sweet.

Bellatrix/Voldermort- Voldietrix rules!

Severus/Lily- Sweet, and kinda unrequieted, but sweet when Lily returns the affections.

Severus/Lucius- Cute!

Merlin/Arthur- Cute, and anyone who has watched this programme will agree.

Naruto/Sasuke-Cute, especially because of the second episode.

Kakashi/Iruka- Cute and sweet and adorable!

Brian/Justin- For any slash fangirls/boys who haven't watched Queer as Folk, I highly recomend that you do so! It's soo cute! It's an 18, though, so don't blame me if you get mentally scarred...

Ben/Michael- Again, Q.A.F, and again, incredibly adorable. :)

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Harry Potter copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Start of Something New my butt, if you think Troy and Sharpay should be together, copy and paste this into your profile

Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself

A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone - Daniel Radcliffe.

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.

If you love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called 'music', and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile =)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love exclamation marks, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you support Sirius/Remus 100, copy this into your profile!

If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Tonks/Giant Squid shipper, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Jack Sparrow fan, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Paris Hilton, copy this into your profile.

If you think JK Rowling should become Queen, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1. Severus Snape
2. Harry Potter
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Bellatrix Lestrange
5. Ron Weasley
6. Sirius Black
7. Remus Lupin
8. Hermione Granger
9. Luna Lovegood
10. Albus Dumbledore
11. Narcissa Black
12. Minerva McGonagall

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nope, can't say that I have... ponders Nope, and I'm not going to!

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not hot, more like evilly pretty.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Minerva and Hermione? I think Ron would die...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
I don't read a lot of Luna Lovegood fics, sorry. None spring to mind.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Maybe... possibilities... Sirius and Harry... shakes mentally No, no... A thousand times no...

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ron/Luna, or Ron/Dumbledore... 5/9, deffo.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, there would have to be alot of explanations... I think he'd be fine with it... Probably want to join in!

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Uuuuh... Draco/ Albus... Draco is the new potions master at Hogwarts! He has been recieving mysterious letters and packets of sweets from an admirer. Who could it be? (Please don't shoot me for coming up with such a crap summary!) cowers from evil fan-girls

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Hell yeah! Severus and Hermione are kinda cute!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Remus/Minerva? 'Your secret is safe with me'?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Its Marauder era, and Severus has been shot down by Lily again. Bellatrix finds him, falls madly in love, and jumps him! Heh...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
All of my friends do! Remus is so cute and schmexy with Sirius!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Nope. Just Draco/Harry slash. Who would he be het with?

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not on my friends list, but my friend at school adores Narcissa!

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
I bloody well hope not!

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Humbugs!" Heh...

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
'Oops I did it again' 'cause of the line 'Im not so innocent'. Just seems to suit her.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: extremely weird slash and het couple! You may want to turn away now...

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"I have always loved your scar! Come, ravish me under the desk!" I don't know, what would an old cantankerous git use to seduce an angsty teenager?

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About half an hour ago... it was in a Draco/Harry fic though...

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
His scars? I dunno... he's kinky enough already!

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Bloody hell, I hope not! They'd have to be drunk.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Remus 'cause of the whole schmexy werewolf thing.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
'Betrayels', and I don't think anyone I know would read it, let alone write it! I would have to say RinkyPink to write it though. She's an awesome authoress. And ma big sis!

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kinda sick actually. I might scream...

Congratulations on getting this far. I hope you enjoyed my very extremely weird profile. Please read my stories (if you like that sort of stuff) and be happy! Au revoir!

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"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ties of Love and Friendship by Otaku-Rehab reviews
A lot can happen in a year. A lot more can happen when someone's pressing the fast forward button. KxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,190 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Don't Save It All by Bards of Bedlam reviews
Ryo and Dee are called down to the precinct on a rescue mission and they end up getting stuck in the house due to the blizzard. And just when it looks like things can't get worse... Yup, you guessed it. They do. EDITED AND RE-POSTED WITH A NEW ENDING.
FAKE - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
ILoveYou Kiss by snuffleslove reviews
The Marauders and Lily journey into unknown waters when Sirius discovers that he is gay, and Remus is gay, and that they are in love. But it's a long road to happiness. What happens along the way? Read and find out. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Define Falling In Love by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING:Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era To the world, Remus was one tiny person. But to Sirius, Remus was the world. And Sirius thinks that's love. Remus, however, thinks differently during Sirius' confession, and that complicates things. SPRING BREAK REQUEST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Can You Save Me? by CarlieD reviews
Lily Evans seemed like the perfect girl on the outside: pretty, intelligent, popular, a prefect and a shoo-in for Head Girl. But she had deep and dark secrets, secrets that she thought nobody would ever find out… until James Potter stepped into her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,704 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Remus Doesn't Even Like Poetry by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB Slight LEJP MWPP Era Dedicated to all of you readers! Happy Holidays! :D It's Christmastime and the Hogwarts girls are bored with their own lovelife, so they delve into Sirius' and Remus' with amusing results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Blow up the Moon by sajublack reviews
Just a short little fic...it got into my head and wouldn't leave. SLASH ENSUES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tape Recorder by trombonegirl211 reviews
An RLSB Get Together. SLASH. James plays matchmaker
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Setups and Fluff by dark-night-sky reviews
Slash SBRL. The four boys have set up a halloween prank in the haunted house, and it's Remus and Sirius' job to make sure nothing goes wrong. However, thanks to a part of the prank they didn't know about, they seemed a bit...distracted. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Nightmare by Freedom's Call reviews
Sirius has a nightmare and tells Remus all about it. Slight SiriusRemus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Never Wrong by radical-rebel reviews
Lily is a bit too curious for her own good. She makes up her mind that Sirius and Remus are secretly a couple, and decides that she can't rest until she proves it. Yes, this contains slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it. SiriusRemus & LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Pranking by dark-night-sky reviews
Slash SBRL. Sirius decides to play a harmless and incredibally ambarrassing prank on his friend. Said friend plays one back. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Because I love you! by SpookyClaire reviews
Sirius wasn’t there. The four had made a pact that they would ALL be there on the full moon. But Sirius.wasn’t.THERE. Will Remus forgive him? [Slash: RLSB][ONESHOT][Marauders' era]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Godparents by All-knowing Alien reviews
Imagine if Harry had to live with his godparents instead of the Dursleys. Hear of him living with Remus and Sirius. Slash, RemusSirius. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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One small step, twirl and jump for Blaine reviews
These dance moves aren't going to learn themselves, Blaine. Please attempt to be more focused.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Moments of Truth reviews
Jack thought his life was over. He was alone, again. Then two tiny words turns his life upside down again. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Rain reviews
Remus ponders Sirius in the rain, and comes to a satisfying conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My dearest Kyokun reviews
This is a sequal to 'Can I tell you something', so read taht first. Kyo has to find Tohru, before Akito kills her. Crappy summary, but the story's ok!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
I didn't faint I fell unconcious reviews
Merlin and Arthur finally admit theri feelings. After some complications. Crappy summary, but oh well.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Sirius massacres Bebo reviews
As a Muggle Studies project, the class must make a bebo account. Sirius has some slight difficulties. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Conscience
Lily has some rather strange battles. In her head. James/Lily fanfic. First more than one-shot! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Published: 6/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pregnant! reviews
Lily has some important news for James. But, not is all as it seems... Fluffy J/L oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Would you care to dance? reviews
Lily is ill. She has JIGOWSATAKIFOM syndrome. It is clear she will die. L/J fanfic. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Plan reviews
Shigure has a plan! The world is doomed..... Slight Machi/Yuki.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Love you too reviews
First J/L fanfic! James is hurt! What will Lily do...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
This is my second Kyoru fanfic. It is Tohrus b-day, and Kyo wants to give her a special present..... No flames or lemon! Fluffy oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Can I tell you something? reviews
This is my first ever fanfiction, so please be nice! Basically, Kyo and Tohru visit Tohru's moms grave, and Kyo spills some secrets. T cause Im paranoid.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete