Jessica Wolf
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Joined 05-11-08, id: 1573573, Profile Updated: 01-05-09
Author has written 13 stories for Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Movie X-overs, and Ocean's 11.

Hello, my name is Jessica (Jess is fine) Wolf, and I am very excited to be here. I have often watched my sister reading stories on this site, so I decided to sign up as well. I am obsessed with a lot of the commonly popular books and movies, but I am currently raving about Indiana Jones. Why? Because until recently I wasn't allowed to see them because I 'wasn't old enough'. That changed just a while ago, and I am now writing fanfics like a beaver building a dam during a flood.

The avatar I am wearing right now is an image I found on google. It appears to be in the public domain, as long as credit's given? Obviously, it's a photo of Indiana Jones and his awesome-sauce son. Copyright George LucasFilms. ;) So yeah, anyway.

Other things I might be writing about soon:

Harry Potter

Warriors (The series by Erin hunter)

Artemis Fowl (he's so cute, the little terd.)

MORE INDY!!

Ps, I currently have a gigantic crush on... Holy cow... my crush CHANGED. How did THAT happen!? OK... -drumroll- my new one is: An oreo named Melvin. Really. Yup. Seriously. OK... not really. I now really muchly like ze silly Mutt Williams/Jones (depending on who you ask and what time we're in). I love and want his hat.

My favorite pairings to consider from my favorite books/movies:

1) Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood (Whoo whoo!)

2) Han Solo and Leia Organa

3) Crowfeather and Leafpool

4) Artemis Fowl and Holly Short (Awwwwwww)

5) Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger

6) Mutt Williams and Shorty's daughter (unnamed currently)

Aaaand, here are some names I go by on other sites. You never know, maybe we've already met!

1) Sticky

2) Stickyluff

3) Scamper

4) StarDestroyer

5) Gurgi150

6) Summer Star

7) And naturally, Jessica Wolf

NOTE: IF I DELETED A STORY YOU LIKED, SORRY. I AM VERY FICKLE. IF I FEEL A STORY IS NOT RECEIVED WITH ENOUGH ENTHUSIASM, I DELETE IT. DEAL WITH IT. IT WON'T BE COMING BACK. SORRY. GLAD YOU EJOYED IT, FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME. WHATEVER.

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Bitter Fingers by WarrinPeace reviews
Mutt's back in school, but he's having a pretty awful go at it. Please make sure to see the Author Notes for warnings!-ON HOLD
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
The Unforgotten by Rianiel reviews
A collecton of insights into the minds of those who live in different corners of Middle Earth and how their roles differ in the War of the Ring. Please review, honesty is greaty appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
This Could Get Interesting by Lugian Before Swine reviews
A story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Artemis F.
The Criteria by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
What exactly does it take to be Indiana Jones? One author is on a mission to find out. Oneshot.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Archeological Treasure by MikariStar reviews
Another adventure, another archeological treasure. But things take an unexpected twist and Indiana is not amused.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Blue Screen of Death by The Beetle reviews
Foaly loves computers, especially smart computers. There are many advantages of having a smart computer...but Foaly is about to discover a disadvantage, a BIG disadvantage.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Wouldn't Trade it for the World by Alexis Seven reviews
Dr. Jones read through his attendance list: Carolyn Potter. Indiana Ravenwood. Johnathan Riker...wait. He read the names again. The list was correct. Indiana Ravenwood...please, R&R! NOW COMPLETE! Since KotCS has come out, this story is now considered AU.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,346 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Ten Minutes by Aurora West reviews
Fred deals with Angelina's usual beginning of the school year annoyance at him. Oneshot. [FredAngelina]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
In Which Artemis Fowl Learns How to Make Muffins by tsubasahope reviews
Artemis Fowl makes muffins while enlisting the help of Holly. Crack fic and loads of humor.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Long Way From Sanity by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Artemis F.
Impact by Lugian Before Swine reviews
AH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Cronicle of the Extremely Long Title by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Lugian is back in action! A oneshot inspired by my own randomness. YAY! No plot. AH, what other AF pairing do I write, after all? Rated T to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Hello, I'm Fred Weasley by geminigrrl reviews
Oneshot adventure during Umbridge's Reign of Terror, featuring Fred Weasley!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - George W. - Complete
Insane by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Artemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here; I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe. Permanently incomplete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Artemis F.
Losing Everything by the-anonymous-c reviews
Remus Lupin is used to losing. Take a look from the eyes of a twelve year old werewolf, a victim of fate. :ONESHOT:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Skies by Lugian Before Swine reviews
See inside for full summary. Basically about how each character responds to a blue sky... Permanently incomplete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006
I Am Lacking A Better Title by Lugian Before Swine reviews
I dunno...well, it's sorta like Artemis and Holly are dumped off in a public middle school. Yeah, that's it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Pony Ride! by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Foaly turns into an Arabian stallion and Artemis and Holly decide to have a little fun with him in his new state... A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Random Cookout by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Artemis is forced to have a cookout. Woohoo.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Big Liar by friendsqueen216 reviews
Angelina's thoughts on Fred. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Indiana Jones and the Tiger's Lair by ebonezer reviews
Indiana Jones somehow get's zapped into the world of Calvin and hobbes in Indy's search for the Tiger's Lair. This may or may not work. I hope it does, but you'll have to tell me so PLEASE RR!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2003
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Are We Real? reviews
George starts to get a sneaking suspicion, one night, that he and Fred may be nothing but the figments of J.K.Rowling's imagination. a one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Keeping Up With the Joneses reviews
Ginny Weasley has dug up a strange box. The contents prove to be the possessions of a now deceased Muggle. A Muggle which the young witch quickly falls head-over-heels for upon examining the box's contents more closely. But they can never meet. Can they?
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Great Oppurtunities are not Without Risk reviews
A VERY short one-shot of Danny and Rusty as kids, just showing the kinda trouble they'd get into when they were teens. NOT a slash story. Just friends. :
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Get Well reviews
Haha! I haz originality! 8D Mutt isn't sick, like everyone does. Nope. Not even Indy. MARION gets sick. And Indy and Mutt have to take care of her. Will be long. will involve the two Jones guys bonding while they work together to help Marion get well. :D
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Sick as a Dog reviews
Angst between Indy and his dad... before Indy was called Indy. When Henry is a teen. :3
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Sieze the Day reviews
Clean Mutt and Indy fluff. Cute, short and to the point. A one-shot that happens to take place on Father's Day.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Crash! reviews
Mutt messed up big this time. He asks Marion to help him hide his mistake. Humorous. At least, I think so. xD
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Sleep Tight reviews
What would have happened if Mutt and Indy had come up from the tomb in the daylight because they slept the rest of the night away in the tomb. No bad gross sick disgustingness. Kthx.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
A Hair Affair reviews
The warm fuzzy moment that didn't happen and should have. Like ja.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Double Date reviews
Gives the phrase an all new meaning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Little Miss Perfect reviews
Welll.. it's hard to write a summary for a 400 word piece, but basically, this is a Fred/Hermione drabble. :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Challenge reviews
The title basically is all the summary I can give without spoiling the ending. Dr. Jones is in for one of the hardest challenges in his life. But he has to complete the task. He just has to.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Love Can't Compromise reviews
Dr. Jones is going to have to make his final choice, and quickly. If he doesn't decide soon, he may end up hurting his son more than he ever meant to. There can only be one woman permanently in his life. The question is, who?
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete