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Joined 05-11-08, id: 1573915, Profile Updated: 01-18-15
Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, and Eleanor and Park.

Hi, I'm a fanfiction-obsessed reader/writer from Canada. I used to be a big fan of Naruto, and I had a few stories up under the name Freestyle Life. After having pretty much gotten over Naruto fanfiction (at least, writing it), I decided to change my username and give myself a fresh start of sorts. I mostly just keep this profile to stay up to date with my favourite fics, many of which I barely remember because they haven't been updated in so long.


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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...Fa Kin Su Pah


WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?"-Colonel Sanders


Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

"Let each of us examine his thoughts; he will find them wholly concerned with the past or the future. We almost never think of the present, and if we do think of it, it is only to see what light it throws on our plans for the future. The present is never without end. The past and the present are our means, the future alone our end. Thus we never actually live, but hope to live, and since we are always planning how to be happy, it is inevitable that we should never be so." Pascal's Pensées

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter),angel4eva-15(Zachgoode 4rom Gallagher Girls), loulabel246 (Paul Slater, Jacob Black), blancoroja (Jesse de Silva, Percy Jackson, Itachi Uchiha)


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about news flash…!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and copy and paste this onto your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle).


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.

Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? ( England )
A: What, did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? ( USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe...Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary .

Q:Which direction is North in Canada? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? ( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13924 - Favs: 16,933 - Follows: 14,373 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13289 - Favs: 16,932 - Follows: 15,919 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 268,298 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,661 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 3,481 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3266 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him? ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8629 - Favs: 6,584 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 4,445 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Filing Cabinet by Rathanel reviews
A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7617 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4639 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flamethrower by Light Within Darkness reviews
Naruto and Sakura are traveling a ruined wasteland, on the run from the mysterious Sound Country Research Facility that wants them dead, and trying to find the meaning behind Naruto's strange dreams. Sasuke's a guy with a powerful, broken weapon who brings up more questions than answers. When their paths cross, flames will ignite. SasuNaru. Post-apocalypse!AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,252 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 4,249 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Unplanned Incidents by TwinTrouble reviews
Companion fic to 'Unplanned Paternity'. Any drabbles you lot want me to write, this is where they'll go. This is any gaps and silences, any cute baby moments, any bits and peices I missed out in the main story. Send me requests for bits you want. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Rebirth by Passionate Crow Rat reviews
The twisted truth is out. Sasuke doesn't see Kagome as his sister, but as his possession. He desires her, and Naruto does as well. But they aren't the only ones. A certain weasel has staked his claim. What Uchiha Itachi wants: Uchiha Itachi will get.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 320,318 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Kagome H.
Streetlights by amberpire reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 3,807 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Flashing Dagger Technique by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto masters a LETHAL jutsu and begins his climb into legend. Naruto X Sakura Yes,you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3524 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5832 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3384 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10298 - Favs: 12,608 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4613 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Monochrome by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sequel to Shades of Grey. Now that Team 7 has been reunited, the dangers have increased tenfold. War with the other nations looms on the horizon, and the threat of Akatsuki is ever present. Can their fragile bonds hold, or will Team 7 shatter once more? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 3,735 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5909 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Golden Fox: The Light in the Darkness by Nyce456 reviews
They came with the intent of destroying everything. The ones who stand in his way are the ones he seek. His goal, his dream, his power… the world will soon bear witness to his darkness, unless the 'Bear of the Light' can bring forth the dawn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,398 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 237 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,103 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Reflection of Oneself by The White Wanderer reviews
When he dies, Naruto leaves behind an unexpected legacy that will affect the world. Twelve years later, a penitent Sasuke finds atonement for his sins by training and protecting young Kyuuzano Nanikato, the innocent creation of a madman's war. DISCONTINED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 174,858 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8888 - Favs: 5,658 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,489 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5220 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3944 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
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Just Three Words reviews
Eleanor and Park, afterwards and again. [Epilogue fic]
Eleanor and Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18 - Complete
Libum et Laetatio reviews
"Don't worry, it's not that hard," Peeta says with a smile, not mocking, just reassuring. Katniss makes a sound low in her throat, not convinced. She's seen the amazing products that Peeta's made and it's obvious that it takes more than a little elbow grease and talent. In which Katniss is clumsy and Peeta is adorable and they bake a cake together. Sorta.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Baker's Hands, A Heart of Gold reviews
Peeta asks Katniss a fateful question and the answer leads him to much more than he expected. "Katniss? Would you have killed me?"
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete