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Joined 05-12-08, id: 1574603, Profile Updated: 06-16-16
Author has written 31 stories for Van Helsing, Troy, Harry Potter, Twilight, Misc. Books, Boondock Saints, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Phantom of the Opera, Les Misérables, Captain America, and Avengers.

Careful... you might end up in my stories.
CAPS LOCK CANNOT EXPRESS MY FANGIRL GLEE!!
Fanfiction: because it's cheaper than therapy.
Those who can write original material, do. Those who can't, fanfiction.
I have now read so much fanfic, I can't remember what actually happened in canon.
Canon problem? There's a fix-it fic for that.
All the best boys are fictional.
Beware: I have a pen and I know how to use it.
Beware my fangirly rage.
Don't you try to outweird me.
For all the ships that will never sail...
No, I swear I'm not a murderer, this is research for a story.
The promise of love, the pain of loss, the joy of redemption.


THE BIOGRAPHY

PerfectDisaster22 Is AKA'd As: Roxie. Or Red.
Find Her On FictionPress As: Seanachie Stardancer
Find Her On AO3 As: TheRedMenace
Age: Legal.
But Her Mental Age Is: about 4... on a good day. On a bad day I regress to being a 12-year-old. A whiny one.
Sex: La Femme Fatale.
Physical Location: Mid-America.
Mental Location: Currently globe-hopping between London, Rome, Romania, and Japan.
Spends Her Nights As: the Jesus of Suburbia (sometimes known as the Peacemaker) and Queen of Arcadia. Occasionally I moonlight as the Queen of Hearts.
Spends Her Nights As Far As The CIA Need Know: Working in theatre and procrastinating by writing fanfiction.
Members Of Her Harem Include: Billie Joe Armstrong (the Harem King and Godfather). M Shadows (the Harem Prince Regent). The Rev (he's not dead, he ran away and is never coming back. And when he comes back he's gonna be the Knifemaster). Draco Malfoy and Tom Felton in general (Harem Duke). SyFy Hatter and Andrew Lee Potts in general. Sebastian, Lord Vaughn. Viktor Krum. Touchstone. Jareth, Goblin King (and his father, Thranduil). Tony Stark and RDJ in general. Robb Stark and Richard Madden in general. Patrick Verona and Heath Ledger in general (Harem Ancestor). Jaune Arc. Jared Leto (Harem Duke). Elijah Wood. Tom Hiddleston. Bucky Barnes and Sebastian Stan in general (Harem Duke).
Obsessions: Sharpies. Post-Its. Office Supplies In General. Tea. Youtube. Tumblr. Swivel Chairs. Books. Exercise Balls. Watches. The 40s. Ridiculous Names (Sebastian, Maximillian, Amelia, etc). Sparkly Things.


ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FUTURE PERFECTDISASTER22 PRODUCTIONS

In September, 2015 I signed up for an AO3 account - my handle there is TheRedMenace. I will be (very slowly) migrating certain of my fics over to that site - primarily my Van Helsing trilogy, the Wonderland series, my Cap fic, and one or two of the better HP fics. (As of 12/05/15, I intend to start that process in early 2016.) In time, I intend for AO3 to become my primary fanfic account.

THIS ACCOUNT WILL NOT BE DELETED. EVER. All currently posted fics will remain here, and any fic I create in the next year or two (while I'm writing the final part of my VH trilogy) will be posted both here and on AO3. I will not close or delete this account. But after I finish posting The Destiny of Angels (sometime in 2017-2018, I think), I will no longer post new fiction on this account.


AUTHOR'S NOTES

Date: 06.16.16
Time: 6.51
Mood: Content
Eating/Drinking: Bagel
Craving: My Allergy Meds to Kick In; Air Conditioning
The Mental IPod Is Playing: the Hamilton soundtrack

Posted the last chapter of Words. For what you are about to read, I am [still] so, so sorry. Maybe someday I'll write a happy ending sequel, but for right now... no.

Red is Currently Working On: I think I might take a break from writing any MCU fic, so I can spend some time focusing on Destiny.

About That Long-Awaited Van Helsing Fic: As I've mentioned several times, this story is a complicated, complex motherfucker. I'm working on it sporadically at the moment. I'm taking a long break from theatre - until October. My goal over the next four months is to finish Mikael's plot up to the point where all the plots converge [which is the climactic battle at the end]. Since Mikey's story is the most fleshed out, I'm hoping that everyone else's stories will be written more quickly.


COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The Destiny of Angels (Book Three and finale of The Angel Chronicles Trilogy) Mikael and Gabrael Van Helsing are called upon to save the world one more time, when the crowning of a new Pope leads to the Apocalypse. Can they navigate the ending of the world and bring about a new enlightened age while at the same time protecting their family? Or will they finally be defeated by their oldest adversaries- their brothers Raphael and Lucifer?

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Tanglewood by Viciously Witty reviews
Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree, with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow – filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one. Enter the Tanglewood...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby
A Girl You Knew by La Donna Ingenua reviews
AU Matthew marries a very much alive Lavinia, and the show that flopped keeps flopping and the dance they danced keeps playing in their heads. Mary realizes she is not the only girl in the world, but a girl he once knew and decides to do the unexpected. While Mary comes back to life, Matthew realizes what he's given up. It's not what you think...or could it be? As of Chap 31, M.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 116,573 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32128 - Favs: 18,998 - Follows: 15,571 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Human Interface by Del Rion reviews
The neural link is stable and for the first time in his existence, J.A.R.V.I.S. can feel. (Part of Genius, AI & Bots series. Written for Trope Bingo's round 3.)
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
This Once by Okobo-chan reviews
Could he make her whole again? Maybe just this once. Good things always come at a price, but neither Viktor nor Hermione expected their twice found love to be so hard won.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,098 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
The Sun Sets in the West by Modern Artifact reviews
Of Rhun, the West knows little. Except there, Sauron rebuilt his power and waited. This pieces together the story of Rhun during the end of the Third Age into the Fourth via the Westward journey of an Easterling-Elf who served the Dark Lord. It is a story of cultural difference, of uncertain redemption, but ultimately of love. (Easterlings, Variags, Rhun).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 300,972 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Legolas, Elf - Complete
Typhlosis by Del Rion reviews
The apocalypse is happening and Tony Stark has just been blinded by the enemy. Earth's remaining heroes must work together to protect their own – and to win a war most have already declared will be humanity's last. (Written during NaNoWriMo 2013 for Apocalypse Bang (round 2) and HC bingo (round 4). Cover art & fanmix by monkiainen.)
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Jarvis, Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
White Verdure by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Ozpin has made more mistakes than any man, woman, and child on Remnant. One of them is forgetting that no matter how close they've grown, Glynda is not one to accept spontaneous marriage proposals. This story follows Ozpin's subsequent letter of explanation and apology, but will it be good enough? T for suggestive themes. I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch] - Complete
Dying Trumps Procrastination by CoolnRainy reviews
This is my piece surrounding IM2 ... kind of following on from Bits and Pieces, but with a very different format.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Bits and Pieces by CoolnRainy reviews
The timing of this vignette could probably be right at the beginning of the first movie, before Afghanistan ... Just a small insight into each Tony's and Pepper's minds and how they regard each other. And then some more from IM1 ...
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Of Lace and Leather and Linen by snarkysweetness reviews
After weeks of fighting her attraction to the villainous pirate captain, the wolf takes over and Ruby succumbs to her primal desires.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Ithilien Tales by Azalais reviews
What happened to Rowanna and Legolas after Amid the Powers and Chances of the World. (Each chapter a complete story) Chapters are in Fourth Age chronological order so the most recently added chapter isn't necessarily the last one in the sequence. Newest chapter December 2012: Chapter 7, The Turning of the Year.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Legolas
Reconstructing Wonderland by Helen Palsgraf reviews
Post-revolution reconstruction in Wonderland takes Hatter and Alice back through the Looking Glass, where everyone's problems are just beginning. Statecraft, emotional development... and some smut. ** Yes! I'm finally continuing this story. It will wrap here soon! **
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
Time-Traveler by Eris Dea Disaccordo reviews
"And why do you offer to free me from this trap?" Loki asked. She raised an eyebrow. "Why don't we skip the part where we pretend that you can't teleport yourself out of that cage anyway?" [Completed. Not a Loki/Tony/Thor/Thanos fic, they just make the biggest contribution to the plot. M for language and graphic scenes. Part 1 of the Monkey Wrench Series.]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Thanos - Complete
Knowing by SkyetheWriter reviews
She doesn't know that he knows. She doesn't know that he hears her when she creeps into his room at night-into his bed. This just kinda wrote itself in my head while I was falling asleep. IM3 feels made me write it up properly. OneShot.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Illusions & Destinies by Skye10 reviews
Set after WC&G, Alice & her friends struggle to regain control of Wonderland from the old Queen. But the threat is worse than they know as Wonderland continues to destroy itself for mysterious reasons. All which seem to point back at Alice & Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 311,956 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Broken by snarkysweetness reviews
When Emma can no longer keep it together, August is there to pick up the pieces.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Emma S., Pinocchio/August B. - Complete
Rose Colored Glasses by DogwoodsAndBluebells reviews
Memories were so often thought of with nostalgia and perfection, hindsight being both twenty/twenty and seen through rose colored glasses. Steve Rogers was normally a no nonsense type of man, but in this instance, he decided that it was better to maintain the illusion than to break it.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Walk to Forget by Miranda Panda-chan reviews
The walk from the tower to the castle was a long one indeed. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Mushrooms by Raven's Wing reviews
When Gothel warned Rapunzel that 'they'll eat you up alive', Rapunzel had no idea that 'they' was Flynn Rider.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
9:48 by Team Rosalie reviews
Doesn't matter the day, doesn't matter the week, doesn't matter the month, but the clock has to be at a very specific setting - Tony proposes to Pepper with time in mind
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2012 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Battlefield by snarkysweetness reviews
"I would hope that you had enough faith to know that I would never betray you." After Emma accuses August of working for Regina, a hurt August chases after her. Their first kiss turns into more than just a kiss.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Emma S., Pinocchio/August B. - Complete
All Coming Down by Sweetbriar reviews
Rachel's psychiatrist? Sucks. "We're all…damaged, Berry. But we can all be damaged together." Be aware: monstriously long one-shot. Also: reposted, details inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
That the Moon Elbowed the Stars by nicalyse reviews
And maybe it's an awful thing to think, but he wonders what's worse for her: losing New York or losing her dad.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,948 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
In the Rough by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
"But this is starting to sound like a quest! Quests are such a pain, Alice, they really are. All horseback and food rations and traveling in groups and no truly hot tea, with significantly less sex against trees." A/H, J/D
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,336 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Ever Wonder by Diabolicael reviews
What if Alice had been an interesting and halfway intelligent character? A reworking of Syfy's Alice -as Dark Storm was to TinMan- from start to finish. Hatter is fleshed out a bit as well. If you're not sure it's for you, read Ch5. You'll see.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,817 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - [Alice H., Hatter]
The Trade by badkarma00 reviews
And now for something completely different. A simple trade starts something on Serenity. No ties to any of my other work, post BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Wild Cards & Gambits by Skye10 reviews
A year after the events of Tea & Chess, Wonderland has settled into a relatively quiet existence. But when tragedy strikes, the peace is shattered by darkness that could destroy not only Alice and her friends, but the very question of Wonderland's reality
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,663 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Broken Pieces by HeartoftheNighte reviews
Made something break within him, and what was left was all ugly like shattered bone and shredded flesh. A het sorta one sided unrequited Jaylee thing. Sorta. Oneshot and rated M. What else is there to say or warn about?
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Of Dinosaurs and Tea by Zabby Perno reviews
Why is Hatter wanting to come to Aboveland so bad? And who is that guy that looks like Hatter? And why is Alice being chased by a Spinosaurus? Post Season 1 Episode 5 Primeval, Post Alice—AU ending.
Crossover - Primeval & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Connor T., Hatter - Complete
Lessons Learned by HeartoftheNighte reviews
The crew of Serenity, his family, they've taught him many things, about the world and about life. AU The whole crew plus an OMC. I know, OMG. No slash or anything.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
When Velociraptors Attack by Isabel5 reviews
Rachel didn't know that bringing Puck his dinner at work would be so dangerous. Then again, you never knew when Velociraptors were going to attack. Not crack I swear, just read it!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Marry You by TheMastress reviews
Oneshot: Lil!Puck asks Rachel's dads for her hand in marriage. Lil!Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Wandering Blearily Around by nicalyse reviews
"Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world... The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
After Her by EmaniaHilel reviews
One Shot. Hatter introspection piece regarding his perception of Alice and their relationship.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
How To Be Noah's Girlfriend A Handy Guide by Isabel5 reviews
Puck/Rachel One-shot. When Lauren decides to finally make her relationship with Puck offical, Rachel feels it's her duty as his Best Friend to make sure she knows exactly what being Noah's girlfriend entails
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Make Way for Ducklings by TheMastress reviews
When Rachel opens the first of her shower gifts and finds a little rubber duck with a Mohawk, she can't help but smile. Puckleberry FutureFic. FaBerry friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
You can owe me by Nova802 reviews
Puck likes to keep an eye on Rachel. Just, you know, so she doesn't get in over her head or anything. So when she starts approaching the Glee guys about something, he's determined to find out what it is. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Biography by Runt the Brave reviews
"I love biographies." "Oh very you, always a death at the end." "You need a good death. Without death, there'd only be comedies!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Amid the Powers and Chances of the World by Azalais reviews
A mortal woman is brought to Rivendell for healing in the summer of 3018, and thus becomes entangled with both Men and Elves, including Legolas and the Peredhil, in the War of the Ring. Gap-filling, drama, humour, angst and -eventually- romance. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 185,545 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Shimmers by SquallCullen reviews
Takes place after the almost kiss. Alice's horse bolts, sending the ever watchful Hatter to her rescue again. What's changed for our beloved characters? A/H D/J C/R Rated M for the few scenes which are clearly advertised as mature.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,834 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Harry & the Pirate VI: Blood and Treasure by geekmama reviews
Ten years after the end of Caribbean Quests, Jack and Harry cut short their East Indian 'Voyage of Trade and Exploration' to sail back to England on family business that will change their lives.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,026 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Through the Stomach by Malteaser reviews
Alice and Hatter in the kitchen.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Madder by Sar-kaz-m reviews
SyFy's Alice. Updated to be a collection of drabbles and one-shots. Ch4 and Ch7 are M rated!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Actions & Reactions by Skye10 reviews
Standalone fic AU I suppose . Alice and Hatter have escaped Dodo but things go differently when Alice accidentally drinks a "Hankering" Emotion Tea. The tension between Hatter and Alice erupts into something other than anger.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
In the Little Things by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
A collection of Alice drabbles, inspired by the little things.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010
Through a Looking Glass, Darkly by Malteaser reviews
AU: What if the White Rabbit had kidnapped Alice's entire family that 23rd of March? Or, the zany adventures of Suit!Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Three, Two, One by UlquiorraNoKokoro reviews
Krum clenched his fists, unclenched them. Took a deep breath. One, two, three. Three, two, one. Go. Now. \\ My rendition of how Krum asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. K plus for one swearword. May become a series of Krumione one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinting at Magic by Modern Artifact reviews
7 yrs after HPDH. Alice McNally, witty Oxford graduate, gets herself into trouble with the Ministry of Magic for writing a book on a hypothetical magical world; an alternate history is revealed via her dreams. Includes Malfoys, Blaise Zabini, & many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,778 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by Iellix reviews
A series of standalone keyhole peeks into the lives of Alice and Hatter. Life can be--and often is--a funny thing.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Simply Need to Know by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGVK: Viktor soon hopes to retire, but he may only do so if Hermione allows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
In This Style, 10 And 6 by Random-Battlecry reviews
She wakes in her own bed in her own room, but that doesn't stop her from living in Wonderland. Post-movie, Alice/Tarrant and Hamish. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Run by MadreLoca reviews
Sometimes you can't shoot your way out. Sometimes you have to run for your life. Murphy never seemed to understand that. WARNING: NO HAPPY ENDING! for fourum prompt by pizzazz8my8luy
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Tokens of Affection by Shinku reviews
One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,546 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
You Remind Me Of The Bulge by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
Jareth's crotch is alive, Sarah's an idiot, and Jim Henson loves his chickens waaaaay too much. All par for the course in one of my parodies!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
The Red Thread by Cordite Quill reviews
Sarah opens her eyes to find herself in a familiar ballroom with a certain Goblin King. Is this a dream? What is she doing back after so long? And where will it lead? To more heartbreak and ruin or maybe something even more surprising?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Mirrors Repeat by how does she do it reviews
When the Adventure was over, the Mirror was supposed to send her back home. But Mirrors repeat, and it sends her back to the day before. The day when she and Hatter almost kissed, when she first found her father. It sends her the chance to change it all.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,199 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
What You're Dealt by Nyruserra reviews
Sometimes it's a question of what you're given...Viktor/Hermione Warning: explicit Sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Busy Day At The Office by SilverHeart09 reviews
IM conversation bickering contest between Tony and Pepper, and occasionally the rest of the Avengers, even Dummy, Butterfingers and JARVIS make an appearance! Apparently it's the funniest fic on here, or so my ego has been told! Please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Ten ConManMents by Malteaser reviews
There are rules for people in Hatter's line of work. Good thing he's never been one for rules, or he'd have to be very disappointed in himself.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Day That Saved Us by alien09 reviews
He had been a broken Marine but she had healed him // A fluffy AU future-fic Puckleberry style for 24ljs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Scenes From a Hat: The First Time by SSJL reviews
Thirty takes on B&B's first time, each with a randomly selected POV, genre, and scenario or locale. Things are about to get a little crazy in here...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,720 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Of Tea And Chess by Skye10 reviews
A Tea Party, Addictions, a Chess Game in the extreme and the value of trust. Alice & Hatter's return to Wonderland shows them that maybe there is no such thing as coincidence.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 245,869 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Don't You Forget About Me by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass -- but something goes wrong.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Hat by A. Murray reviews
In which Alice ponders Hatter's Hat. An attempt at humor and hat personification. Read and enjoy!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Seas Too Far To Reach by Random-Battlecry reviews
She doesn't take any more kindly to fate after her adventures in Underland than before. If anyone's going to arrange her affairs, it will be Alice herself. After all, she doesn't want the figments; only the reality. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Once Upon by Iellix reviews
Once upon a time, there was a man called Hatter. Once upon a time, he had a story to tell--the secret origin of David Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hatter - Complete
Dear Ma by paganpunk2 reviews
When Jayne's actions force the rest of the Serenity crew to admit that he really IS a Big Damn Hero, what will be the consequences? Reviews welcome!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,518 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Jayne, Kaylee
Hatter and Alice: Race for the Black Rose by Ldynwaitin reviews
Visited by a strange man from his world. Hatter is thrust into an adventure that takes him and Alice to parts of Wonderland he never knew existed.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,206 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
First Thing by bethalaina reviews
You'd think Hermione Granger would be happier about Valentine's Day, with what she's got waiting for her!" Viktor tries to convince Hermione that Valentine's Day is worth celebrating. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Rest Stops & Chains by Skye10 reviews
This was originally for the "10 Drabbles from 10 Random Songs" Challenge that was up at some of the LJ communities but.....
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Alice H. - Complete
Holding Infinity by alyseci5 reviews
Hatter takes to her world like a duck to water, a fish in a pond, and somehow it's Alice who's now out of her depth. Pairing: Alice/Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Bean An Gcroíthe by Aoife129 reviews
From the moment they were born, they just had their own way". . . Annabelle wasn't the only one who knew her sons were different. Follow the story of the Saints from the point of view of the girl they call "woman of our hearts"
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Alice likes Hatter by Sar-kaz-m reviews
SyFy's Alice. Just a little cheery vignette.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
THE CONVENTION by Doctor U. N. Owen reviews
The Cast of The Mummy have come together for a Convention. The Issue: the balance of Fan Fiction has been disrupted, and Cast is not too happy with us...
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C. - Complete
We Need to Talk by robot iconography reviews
Shortly after the events of the first film, Rick and Evelyn sort out the precise nature of their relationship. Are they too different to make it work?
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Angst of Doom by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
In my fifth HP parody, Harry tries to kill himself several times in rapid succession- will he survive to destroy the evil that is Emma Watson's eyebrows, the goddess Helena Bonham Carter, and Dumbledore's ACTING?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Just Friends by pelespen reviews
It had been years since the Yule Ball, a war had been fought, other relationships come and gone. They were just pen pals, right? Written for Granger Enchanted FQF, for the prompt, "Hermione finds a love poem." Thanks for CF for the beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Silver Goddess by Goddess Auset reviews
set after TMR- Imhotep is back, Evelyn meets a long lost cousin who is a priestess of Isis and the reincarnation of Nefertari's older sister. Throw in said sister having guarded a deadly artifact that Imhotep wants and things get interesting
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,086 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Death by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
It's the GoF movie's turn to be made fun of, with Harry wondering why Moody's a pirate, what exactly Dumbledore's on, and where all these crazy Twilight fans are coming from!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
One Hundred Words: BDS by somehowunbroken reviews
One hundred 100word drabbles, some canon, some not... all BDS, though. Rating for adult language and themes. Should be read in order; some later ones refer to earlier ones, just some details that won't make sense out of order.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Total Disregard For Canon by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
My parody of Prisoner of Azkaban, with Snape ACTING, a very pissed off audience, and a talking mustache!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Of Many Hats by Random-Battlecry reviews
There's a new hat shop in town, and Alice finds the hat maker and his assistant strangely familiar. Mr. Carter seems to have mistaken himself for someone else, however, and Mr. Hasen is thoroughly occupied with getting the tea on. Some Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Harry Potter, The Incredibly Stupid Hero by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
A random, stupid parody of Chamber of Secrets, involving Harry being an idiot, Lucius being HOT, and Lockhart... well, you'll see. Oh, yeah, and David Bowie makes a guest appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Attack of the 80's! by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
A random, insane parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the movie, involving Gryffindor bashing, Snape being creepy, and lots and lots of 80's cult movie references! Rated for language and perviness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Thank You by and in kisses-consume reviews
Why Reid always wears black fingerless gloves. It's a one-shot that I've been writing for awhile, and I thought I'd share it now. It's sweet, but has a melancholy ending. Please read, it's quick, and I think that you'll enjoy it. I Don't own The Covenant
Covenant - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Reid G. - Complete
The Demise of Esme by Kelsismom reviews
Epilogue has been posted. Story is complete! A/U The events leading to Esme's fateful jump. Human, frail, beautiful- Esme Brooks deserved everything life had to offer. Torn by his feelings for her, can Dr. Cullen save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Alice Aforethought by Random-Battlecry reviews
The truth was, he'd seen this girl coming miles away. Seen straight to the future to her reentry to Wonderland, when suddenly she was so delightful. Now, though, she's an annoying little girl who prattles on endlessly. Hatter/Alice, and a tea party.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Circle of Brothers by trainlindz reviews
The night before the battle in Eclipse, the Cullen men contemplate their reasons for the fight. Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Persephone and Hades by Kali-Red reviews
Jack would be better off if she were still dead, but Lord Marshal Riddick has other plans for her. Sequel to COR. This is a raw, disturbing story, rated M for violence, sexual content, bad language, and a worse attitude.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,365 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Archangel by badkarma00 reviews
Endings, Beginnings
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,914 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
How My Heart Behaves by mia101 reviews
Brennan thinks she understands what sex is all about...until Booth gives her a glimpse that makes her think otherwise. But who's teaching whom? And what will they learn...?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,376 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Diapers, Pacifiers and Milk, Oh My! by I Fancy Hugh Dancy reviews
Ridding the world of evil may be a piece of cake, but when Murphy’s wife goes away for the day, he soon realizes that caring for his son all by his lonesome is a whole other story. Murphy & Mini-Murphy. Oneshot.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Throughout the Years by Quill and Saber reviews
An unofficial 50 sentences response. Note the "unofficial." It's a bunch of glimpses at Viktor's and Hermione's lives. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Tale of the Irish Wolfhound by alandava reviews
The MacManus men do some bonding and discuss how all their tattoos came into being.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 343 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Waiting Game by GoddessLaughs reviews
A job gone wrong lands Connor in the hospital, leaving the brothers with nothing but thier faith, a friend and a lot of trials to face. Rated for language.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,780 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Comedic Relief by Makiie reviews
A short and slightly confusing character study of Emmett Cullen. [[one shot]]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Fruit Juice by goldpiece reviews
After a hard day at work, all Brennan wants is a peach. This story is very much an M. do not read if you have delicate sensibilities.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,684 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Martin's Masterpiece by GoddessLaughs reviews
Connor fell in love with the pediatric ward the moment he stumbled across it. A little fluffy, a little sad, oneshot from the world of Waiting Game.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4197 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 4962 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3842 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Suicide is Painless by Iellix reviews
...It brings on many changes. And I can take or leave it if I please... Oneshot, songfic; post-HBP. Harry muses on the terrible changes in his life, and the things he could do in response to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry & the Pirate IV: The Chalice of St Francis by geekmama reviews
A rescue and a rumor of treasure send Jack and Harry off on high adventure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,793 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
His Life An Open Book by Random-Battlecry reviews
In this episode, a brief appearance by the Phantom of the Opera, and Frankenstein, sorry, Duncan sings! Also Dracula appears and gives our heros a good tea! Yay! Story discusses some of the mysteries of Van Helsing's private life.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004
Harry & the Pirate III: Norrington's Choice by geekmama reviews
There are Special Plans afoot for the Commodore. Revenge? Well...not precisely.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
Harry & the Pirate II: Swann's Revenge by geekmama reviews
The Continuing Affaires of Captain Jack Sparrow and Lady Henrietta Fanshawe, Dowager Duchess of Wyndham.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,610 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Complete
Harry & the Pirate I by geekmama reviews
Jack gets far more adventure than he bargained for when he sets out with Elizabeth and Will to save the Governor's sister, the fascinating Dowager Duchess of Wyndham, from Worse Than Death!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,397 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
The Readiness Is All by Layha Siderea reviews
Angst, brooding, sarcasm, Hamlet, shameless HarryDraco... Chapter 11 and still Draco can't get his act together. Excessive parchment, Billywigs, and botched potions are contained herein.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Conversations on a Barge by robot iconography reviews
Yet another fluff-fest. Excellent. Reviews encouraged.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
Light the Embers by robot iconography reviews
In-betweener. Rick, Evelyn, Jonathan, and the American party travel back through the desert after the first trip to Hamunaptra.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
Conversations Atop a Camel by robot iconography reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Set during the first movie's journey to Hamunaptra. First-class ticket to fluffville. All aboard!
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
The Distance by robot iconography reviews
Another in-betweener: O'Connell gets to know the Carnahans during the early stages of their expedition. Reviews welcome!
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
As Sweet as This by robot iconography reviews
Evelyn reflects on the changes Ahm Shere has wrought upon her brother, husband, and son.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Evelyn C.
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Words I Never Said reviews
All his life, Bucky Barnes has written letters to Steve Rogers that he never sent. All his life, Bucky has burned his secrets to ash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/3 - Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
We Happy Few reviews
If Azzano was the fire of Hell they had all walked through, it was also the searing heat that forged them into a band of brothers, forming the bonds that would turn them into near-mythic elite fighters, Knights of the Round Table banded around their King Arthur.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
These Boots Are Made For Walking reviews
Or, How Virginia Became Pepper Potts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12 - [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
TWC: Scraps from the Rag Bag
AUs, deleted scenes, and plot lines that were cut from the main continuity of the Wonderland Chronicles series.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,661 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
St Michael the Archangel reviews
Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in the day of battle. Be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do thou, oh Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God cast into Hell Satan and all evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Wonderland Chronicles: Between The Pages reviews
Companion story to The Wonderland Chronicles series. A series of one-shots exploring character and relationship development in the time gaps between each book.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] OC - Complete
TWC: Game of Thrones reviews
The Hearts have been Bound, but Jack and Regina still wage war for the throne. With Dafydd in exile and Marmoreal in chaos, all of Underland threatens to topple with the struggle for the Heart of Crims. Vows will be broken and blood will be shed before the crown rests on a royal head.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - OC - Complete
The Many Misadventures of Little Bunny Fu Manchu reviews
Foo is missing. Again. Nobody in the Tower seems to know anything about it, and really, this is just making Clint's bad day even worse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2015 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson] - Complete
Five Points of the Star reviews
The shield. Sketching. Cooking. Clothing. Touch. Five ways Steve Rogers found his place in this brave new world.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
TWC: To Capture a Butterfly reviews
Regina is finally ruling as Queen of Crims- until a coup is thrown by a Prince who has more right to her throne than she does. When Underland decrees that the royal rivals must fight for the throne, what begins is a war for a crown, a future, a destiny, and a heart.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] OC - Complete
The Reason reviews
The real reason Hermione Granger loves libraries is not what one would expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
I Dreamed a Dream reviews
A parody poem set to the tune of I Dreamed a Dream, in response to a friend's request to go see the movie.
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
An Unhealthy Infatuation reviews
Erik was much more than just a phantom; Raoul wasn't just a handsome Vicomte. Their struggle was immortal, and the human who became trapped in the middle wasn't all she appeared to be.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Erik, Christine, Raoul - Complete
The Saints' Angel reviews
The Saints of South Boston have one rule: never harm an innocent. What will they do when an innocent is used to harm them?
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - [Murphy M., OC] Connor M. - Complete
Let Me Call You Sweetheart reviews
When Emmett Cullen was converted, he left someone behind. When he's given the chance to reunite with her, will he take it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2012 - [Emmett, OC] Edward - Complete
Everything reviews
He was everything she hated, everything she wanted, everything she could never have, and everything she was going to get.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - [Draco M., OC] - Complete
At Least We Have This reviews
When the status quo is upset rather earlier than usual, the Golden Trio and their associates scramble to regain equilibrium. You have no idea how badly I wish this was a crackfic parody, dear readers; in reality it's something I penned years ago, ran across, and decided to post for your amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - [OC, Harry P.] Draco M. - Complete
TWC: Rescue from the Outlands reviews
When Princess Regina is kidnapped by Outlanders, Alice, Tarrant and Dafydd immediately rush to the rescue. Will they save her, or will Regina rescue them first? And is there more to these mysterious Outlanders than meets the eye?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] OC - Complete
The Wicked End reviews
It's billed as "the greatest show on earth", but the inhabitants of The Wicked End know that the best action happens outside the bigtop.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011
TWC: Search for the Azure Princess reviews
Witzend's Azure Princess was kidnapped long ago. There are rumors of an uprising in the Outlands. The Hatter is Madder than ever, and Alice has vanished. Can an Abovegrounder named Jane set all to rights, or will an old enemy destroy all they've built?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] OC - Complete
Lead Us to the Light reviews
Harry Potter is attempting to reconcile with Alana Montblanc for the sake of their son. But when whispers of the Dark Lord's secret weapon surface, will Harry be called once again to be the Savior? Or will someone else be asked to save the day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
A Fiddle Of Gold reviews
"You play a pretty good fiddle boy, but give the Devil his due. I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, coz I think I'm better than you." A novelization of The Devil Went Down To Georgia.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Aequitas, Veritas, Parilitas, Fidelis reviews
The Boondock Saints have rival killers on their hands. Connor and Murphy MacManus' lives have been complicated by the reappearance of two women. Can the Angels and Saints work together? Can the MacManus men reconcile with the MacCoy women?
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,381 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Connor M., Murphy M., Il Duce, OC - Complete
Fight To Come Home reviews
The Marine is the one who fights; the Marine Girfriend is the one who supports. When Corporal Matt Sanders is deployed to Iraq, he leaves his Ariadne behind to wait and worry. Read the story of how they fought to come home to each other.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
We Remain
The murder of two princes of the royal family of Arcadia sent shock waves throughout all of Strangeland. On the eve of the princes' funerals, their family reflects on the tragedy and what they, the ones who remain, can do to move on.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,143 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Tales From Another Broken Home
You know the story. St. Jimmy received Ashurian magic, and consequently went insane. But do you know why he sought the magic in the first place? Did you know he was trying to protect his little sister? You know the story... now learn the truth.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,324 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
In The Darkness I Remain reviews
When the new students arrive at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter is presented with a journal that was written by the woman who betrayed him. Now, the only way to face the future is for Harry to understand the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Return Us To Who We Were reviews
Michelle di Angeli was ripping open wounds he'd rather weren't touched. Every step forward takes Gabrael one step back, until at the end he has a choice: to have his soul restored, or to cast aside the life he has in order to take the life he wants.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,784 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - [Van Helsing, OC] - Complete
Forever Dawn reviews
Their lives are ending. The Lee sisters will be dead within a year. They have nothing left to lose... except their hearts. Which is exactly what might happen when, in the course of extending their lives a few more months, they meet the Cullen brothers...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Emmett, OC - Complete
Conquered reviews
They were two of the greatest warriors in the ancient world. Their meeting on the battlefield of Troy would be forever immortalized in one simple phrase- "And she, with her beauty, conquered the conqueror."
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Achilles, OC] - Complete
Princess of Light, Angel of Darkness reviews
A mysterious woman is found on the steps of the Roman Basilica, and it soon becomes apparent that her past ties into Van Helsing's. When they go to Romania to deal with Dracula, details of their past start to emerge... but are some things best left forgotten?
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - [Anna Valerious, Van Helsing, OC] Dracula - Complete