Author has written 33 stories for Van Helsing, Troy, Harry Potter, Twilight, Misc. Books, Boondock Saints, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Phantom of the Opera, Les Misérables, Captain America, and Avengers.
Careful... you might end up in my stories.
CAPS LOCK CANNOT EXPRESS MY FANGIRL GLEE!!
Fanfiction: because it's cheaper than therapy.
Those who can write original material, do. Those who can't, fanfiction.
I have now read so much fanfic, I can't remember what actually happened in canon.
Canon problem? There's a fix-it fic for that.
All the best boys are fictional.
Beware: I have a pen and I know how to use it.
Beware my fangirly rage.
Don't you try to outweird me.
For all the ships that will never sail...
No, I swear I'm not a murderer, this is research for a story.
The promise of love, the pain of loss, the joy of redemption.
PerfectDisaster22 Is AKA'd As: Roxie. Or Red.
Find Her On FictionPress As: Seanachie Stardancer.
Find Her On AO3 As: TheRedMenace.
But Her Mental Age Is: about 4... on a good day. On a bad day I regress to being a 12-year-old. A whiny one.
Sex: La Femme Fatale.
Physical Location: Mid-America.
Mental Location: Currently globe-hopping between London, Rome, Romania, and Japan.
Spends Her Nights As: the Jesus of Suburbia (sometimes known as the Peacemaker) and Queen of Arcadia. Occasionally I moonlight as the Queen of Hearts.
Spends Her Nights As Far As The CIA Need Know: Working in theatre and procrastinating by writing fanfiction.
Members Of Her Harem Include: Billie Joe Armstrong (the Harem King and Godfather). M Shadows (the Harem Prince Regent). The Rev (he's not dead, he ran away and is never coming back. And when he comes back he's gonna be the Knifemaster). Draco Malfoy and Tom Felton in general (Harem Duke). SyFy Hatter and Andrew Lee Potts in general. Sebastian, Lord Vaughn. Viktor Krum. Touchstone. Jareth, Goblin King (and his father, Thranduil). Tony Stark and RDJ in general. Robb Stark and Richard Madden in general. Patrick Verona and Heath Ledger in general (Harem Ancestor). Jaune Arc. Jared Leto (Harem Duke). Elijah Wood. Tom Hiddleston. Bucky Barnes and Sebastian Stan in general (Harem Duke). Andy Biersack/Black/Sixx/whatever he's going by this week.
Obsessions: Sharpies. Post-Its. Office Supplies In General. Tea. Youtube. Tumblr. Swivel Chairs. Books. Exercise Balls. Watches. The 40s. Ridiculous Names (Sebastian, Maximillian, Amelia, etc). Sparkly Things.
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FUTURE PERFECTDISASTER22 PRODUCTIONS
In September, 2015 I signed up for an AO3 account - my handle there is TheRedMenace. I will be (very slowly, eventually) migrating certain of my fics over to that site - primarily my Van Helsing trilogy, the Wonderland series, and one or two of the better HP fics. In time, I intend for AO3 to become my primary fanfic account, and I will no longer post fics here. THIS ACCOUNT WILL NOT BE DELETED. EVER. All currently posted fics will remain here, and any fic I create in the next year or two (while I'm writing the final part of my VH trilogy) will be posted both here and on AO3. I will not close or delete this account. But after I finish posting The Destiny of Angels, I will no longer post new fiction on this account.
Eating/Drinking: Green and White Tea Blend.
The Mental IPod Is Playing: Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Latest Update: Still not terribly inspired to generate new content. But I'm happy with the old drabble I just posted to FF&HC.
Red is Currently Working On: That Long-Awaited Van Helsing Fic. ...and about three other side projects.
About That Long-Awaited Van Helsing Fic: I haven't given up on this fic, even though sometimes I want to. I am still committed to finishing this trilogy, given that it was one of the first stories I ever wrote for public consumption. Mikey's just being a little shit right now, and completely uncooperative. I will wrangle her into submission and get her back on track eventually.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
The Destiny of Angels (Book Three and finale of The Angel Chronicles Trilogy) Mikael and Gabrael Van Helsing are called upon to save the world one more time, when the crowning of a new Pope leads to the Apocalypse. Can they navigate the ending of the world and bring about a new enlightened age while at the same time protecting their family? Or will they finally be defeated by their oldest adversaries- their brothers Raphael and Lucifer?