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Hey, You can call me Laura and I live somewhere in the United States. I know super exciting!! So if anyone really wants to talk or something my AIM account is neverkilleeyore so feel free to type? me :)

Favorite things to do:Swim, play basketball, read, playing piano/clarinet/tenor sax, and learning, especially different languages and writing if I ever get around to it.

My favorite books are by Tamora Pierce, Stephanie Meyers, J.K. Rowling, Sarah Dessen, Eva Ibbotson and so many more the list would be 80 pages long.

If I read a story, I review unless it's completed and there's a sequel. Then I review the sequel, so if I ever post a story i'd love it if you could review!

I also love useless trivia and random quotes. I look them up for fun its an amazing past time when i'm not on fanfiction. I love all animals and I think that cows are really cute. seriously. :)

Things I dislike: super long fingernails and red meat. i'll eat the hamburgers and steaks (rarely) but they have to be charred. if they are pink it slightly grosses me out i dunno. ohohoh and squash and ham!icky icky icky!!

Favorite foods would consist of pasta, potatoes, and cheese. yeahh yummy yummy.

As for music, i'll listen to anything and everything. I'm not kidding, i like things in other languages, some country, rap (my least favorite...), rock whatever! My favorite music is probably movie soundtracks especially Mulan and Lion King the best movies ever!

my life is swimming, reading, and learning, and i wouldn't have it any other way :)and spending mounds of times with my friends, i love them!! and swimming more...and playing clarinet. band is amazing!

Things that make me happy: most everything minus my brother. :) he just went to college for the first time and my sister left for her senior year recently so i get the whole upstairs to myself! i love it! yay me! lol hehe i have a baboon as my picture!! hehehehe HEE!

lurve is MY word. if ya'll steal it the evil turtles will rip your ears off and then give them to the parakeets of death doom and destruction!!

"If i ever get drunk i'm not gonna do it just sipping my beer i'm gonna do it full out and become completely inebriated downing as much as I can as fast as possible"

"“Well, I always knew I wanted three things at my wedding.” I nodded and waited for him to continue. “You, me and a priest.”

"You might be overreacting. He’s a few minutes late. It’s not like he got amnesia and moved to Tahiti,"

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

“I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.”

watch out fo those purple squirrels yo..actually i visited my grandparents in south carolina and in their back yard they have 2 albino squirrels! for real how amazing is that?!


if anyone has read all of that's umm pretty cool...i think you need to get a life take a shower or something cuz shower's make you smell yummyfullicious!

Well my home skillet biscuits (i am sooo gangstah!) i can't think of anything else to write and i doubt anyone particularly wants to read more so PEACE OUT YO! pish posh cheerio!

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Violet Fire by Nessa'fur reviews
A millennium has passed from time of King Jonathon IV and Tortall has faded from its former glory. Now, an old enemy from the Age of Heroes threatens to destroy them all...But hope comes in the form of a redhaired foreigner with a special Gift.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 242,609 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Tortall - Complete
A Cannon's Harpy by st122 reviews
Ginny begins her life after school and a career in Quidditch. How will her new coach change her life? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,794 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11931 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 4,019 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Granddaughter to the Lioness by skyflyte12 reviews
Adalia is the violet eyed daughter of Aly. When she decides that she wants to follow in the footsteps of the Lioness, no one is game enough to deny her. This is Adalia's story as she trains to be a knight. ::COMPLETED::
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,186 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Skirting Around a Scot by Molly Raesly reviews
Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,288 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
The Shadow by Kate of Carlay reviews
SEQUEL TO THE ABYSS! It's time for the next generation's assassin to take action against a group of feral assassins. Follow Kate's path to the start of a new generation of knights, romance, assassins, and even betrayal
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 99,248 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Tortall - Complete
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Private Battles by Geneveve reviews
As the war with Scanra continues, Tortall is shaken by the addition of a new girl page, this time a Scanran refugee. Aaurien fights to make it to knighthood, battling the prejudices of being Scanran and a girl. WIP. Eventual OC/Canon Character- a surprise
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 98,259 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Tortall
The Reign of Kellyn Wood by Off Dreaming reviews
24 years after Voldemort's defeat, Oliver Wood's daughter, Kellyn, is in her 7th year at Hogwarts. Things would be easy if only she could wake up on time, get along with her Quidditch captain, & avoid getting bitten in Herbology. Well, nobody is perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 442,914 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
November Rain by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
Iris Hewson has hated Sirius Black since the dawn of time. Or so she thought. Forced to be partners with him in every class, one thing she did not expect was him uncovering her dark secret and painfully and slowly...falling in love with him.PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Everyone Was Wrong by Joelle8 reviews
Sirius Black thought he knew everything about his arch nemesis, Sasha Berg. He was wrong. And as he discovers just how terribly wrong he is, he also learns that love and hate aren't nearly as different as they seem. SBOC JPLE RLMM OCOC & very slight PPOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,051 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Complex Touch by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
For the sake of the Order, Ginny Weasley takes a mission to go back in time to find a Horcrux for Harry. She just never expected to fall in love with a future convicted escaped murderer. And that's just the beginning of the difficult times ahead for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,492 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Stolen Memories by Wiccan98 reviews
When Ginny was 8yrs old something terrible and tramatic happened to her. Her parents didn't think she could handle it and had the Medi-Wizards erase her memories of it. Now, eight years later-- FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Rated M. Contains self-mutilation. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,591 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7526 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Between Friends by dares to dream reviews
Some friends decide to prank as many people in as many ways as possible in the Royal Palace. And of course, things don't run as smoothly as they had planned.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9667 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yama's Festival by Eaglefire reviews
Alanna faced a corrupt mage seeking the throne. Kel defended her people against a neocromancer who stole the souls of children. Now, as she tries for her knighthood, Deryne of Queenscove is pulled into a deadly whirlwind of the past and present.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,231 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Tortall - Complete
New Life by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
Her mother was a werewolf, father, a vampire. Killed, she remains orphaned and alone and finds herself in Forks. Love triangle, hate, poverty, sports. Can she pull herself together and chose her man? Will she crash and burn, like usual? xxTunstall Chickxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Take Care by Resiliency reviews
AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Yamani Knight Trilogy, Part 1: Assassin by Sea-Aggie reviews
Lord Wyldon doesn't allow Kel to stay. She returns to the Yamani Islands where the Emperor invites her to become a Yamani knight - the most feared knights in the world.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 26,209 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete