Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Dragon Age.
Oh! Last thing...If you can't tell from my name...I'm a girl..
FAVORITE RANDOM QUOTES
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonaid!'
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk besides me either. Just leave me the # alone!
Gravity is a myth. The world sucks.
For all those people who talk about me, THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!
If ignorance was trully bliss, I'd be the happiest person in the world.
East to the sea, West to the land...DEATH TO THE BITCH THAT TOUCHES MY (WO)MAN!
I love you. Pfft!
I wish I were a moutain, I wish I were a boat, I wish I were a sailor goin FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT! But I'm not a moutain, moutains are too tall! And I'm not a boat, cuz boats are sinkable! I am a sailor, a sailor scout! I take my cookies and go OUT OUT OUT! (don' ask)
I'mma little teapot short and spout, here is my handle and here is my...other...handle...wait a minute, I'mma sugar cup, WTF!
When did I realize I was god? Well...I was praying one after noon...and I realized... I was talkin to myself...
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.
I work very hard--please don't expect me to think as well
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live XD
Guns don't kill people, it's those little holes.
Fight crime: SHOOT BACK!
Creativity is great, but plagerism is faster.
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Ok...so...what's the speed of dark?
I've got enough money saved for the rest of my life! Well...unless I wanna buy something...
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE.
If only i could get that great feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything!
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright. Problem is...so is ugliness.
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. XD
If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do, kill me?
A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We fucked uuuuuup."
Keep honking; I'm reloading (bumper sticker)
I'm not stalking you--your house just happens to be everywhere I go.
I'm not afraid of death...I just don't want to be there when it happens.
To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and b&-slap the motha'@#& .
Fuck 'em. And everyone else who can't see life for what it really is--a joke. (Quote from my ma!)
It takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it takes only four to raise my middle finger and say, "bit me, bitch"
I break for...OH SHIT NO BRAKES
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?
I know...I know...pull over
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!"
Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
There are three kinds of peoples in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Curiosity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect.
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. The other day I got a call from a woman in France saying "Cut it out!"
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile
If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.
If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile
if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this into your profile!
If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.
If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile!
If you love annoying anyone or thing, then copy this into your profile.
If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.
If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.
If you have come flat out and said to someone you really don't know that well that they're pissing you off, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.
Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into you profile while laughing your head off!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
(2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it….
(3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow…
(4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane…
(5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it!
(6) Santa Claus is just a fat drunk guy in a red suit with fur…. Or possibly Michael Jackson… Or Orochimaru…
(7) MY SPORK CAN SO KICK YOUR SPORKS ASS!!….
(8) No woman does not like gay porn!!…
(9) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!…
(10) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!…
(11) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS!
(12) And Finally….
COME TO THE DARK SIDE… WE HAVE COOKIES!!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man:Hey girl what's your number
25 Things My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
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