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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Dresden Files, and Supernatural.

I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.

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Alliances by hellseries reviews
"Molly Carpenter," I said. "Honey and hearthfire. A little sanctuary of light and warmth. And just outside the door, wind and darkness and blood in the snow." She leaned back into me; I kissed her lips, her throat. "Come outside," I whispered.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Molly C., Thomas R., H. Dresden, Mouse - Complete
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel
Inferno by speck211 reviews
Harry finds the cojones...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Halloween Hijinks by LogicMouse reviews
Spoilers through Changes Written for a Holiday themed ficathon on the Butcher boards in autumn of 2010. How well or badly did Harry and Eb get along when they were first thrown together? And what would have to happen before they could learn to trust
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ebenezer M., H. Dresden - Complete
Angels Among Us by JRush reviews
Harry is called to the hospital in the middle of the night to find a suprise... Pre Changes may have spoilers for everything before. Finished. If anyone is interested in BETA READING the next story, please send me a message.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,923 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Lash, H. Dresden - Complete
Into the Blue by Gilpin reviews
Remus has arranged a very special day for Tonks and so, it seems, has everyone else… Set at the end of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Silverfish by Tierfal reviews
Sirius faces off against an incredible foe. The world may never be the same - and Sirius's sanity certainly won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Valentine by Aicalas reviews
Alone on Valentine's Day, as always. Has he ever had one that's meant anything at all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
How Harry Got His Groove Back by Kits reviews
It's not you, it's me."
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
The Vacant Interstellar Spaces by LadyMoriel reviews
Blacks pick names from the stars, so they are stargazing for their child. They don't pick a star-name, but it ends up coming from the sky anyway. RT. DH spoilers, canon-character death. Starts with fluff, ends with serious angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Charlie and His Amazing Powers of Observation by sillig reviews
NOTE: This is for A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore. [Almost the right category. Same author, different title.] Charlie Asher, on a rather impromptu trip to the sewer, has a lot of time to think.
Lamb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Pieces of Eight by MollyCoddles reviews
Fred and George have bewitched a Magic 8 Ball to respond affirmatively to only certain types of thoughts. The ball is on a roll toward its ultimate fate...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
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In Between reviews
My collection of Dresden Files drabbles for Hauntober 2020!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,842 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/1/2020 - H. Dresden
The Good Place reviews
"The gods will always smile on brave women." A story in four parts, set during and after Battle Ground.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/26/2020 - K. Murphy
Worth a Shot reviews
"Classic Dresden." Lara broke the tense silence, her voice syrupy, bubbling poison. "He can't open his mouth without getting himself in trouble." Harry has a question, gets an answer, and goes a little overboard. Spoilers for Peace Talks.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2020 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Lara R. - Complete
Hell or High Water reviews
"It should have been a relief, all of it. Instead, I had been wide awake every night for a week with an anxious knot in the pit of my stomach, waiting for something to go horribly, horribly wrong." Harry Dresden is a dorky dad and awkward boyfriend...and literally everyone he knows is giving him grief about it.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,317 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2020 - Published: 1/16/2020 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy
Cold Outside reviews
"If it's the Ghost of Christmas Past, you're a little late." Harry gets into the holiday spirit. Set after Proven Guilty. Rated for language & use of alcohol.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2019
Mortal Business reviews
In which the Winchester Brothers are shipwrecked. Sort of. And then kidnapped. Kind of. Set a bit after Clap Your Hands if You Believe and Skin Game. Feat. No Soul Sam and Cas Ex Machina.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/1/2019
Business As Usual reviews
Ex-Sergeant Karrin Murphy teams up with an investigative duo to help her kill things and save people. You know, business as usual.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,269 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., K. Murphy, H. Dresden
Unfinished Business reviews
On the anniversary of her best friend's death, Karrin Murphy meets someone she didn't expect to see in Graceland Cemetery. Set after Ghost Story. Rated for language and violence. Work-in-Progress.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,952 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - K. Murphy, H. Dresden
Down With the Sickness reviews
Even wizards get the flu. And no, there's not a potion for that. Quit asking questions.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy
Walking Dead reviews
"Don't ask me how I knew she'd be there. I'm still not sure, myself." From Harry's perspective, set between 'Back in Black' and 'Unfinished Business.'
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Tripping reviews
"It's not flirting. It's witty repartee." Harry Dresden rejects your reality and substitutes his own. Rated for language, unintentional drug use and offscreen violence. Warnings for absurd premise, creative anachronism and mentions of David Bowie.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Detonate reviews
"Beer and high explosives – this was his kind of holiday." Set after Summer Knight, slightly shippy.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Just Add Water reviews
"Murph nodded, as if this was a perfectly logical explanation for why her friend, the wizard, was covered in purple goop." Set sometime after the short story 'Last Call.'
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Alacran reviews
"Our away team took a wrong turn somewhere in Faerie and ended up on Tattooine. Or Arrakis. Or in the middle of the Gobi freaking Desert." Set circa White Knight, pre-Camp Kaboom. References the giant scorpion incident in Storm Front.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, C. Ramirez - Complete
Back in Black reviews
"Sometimes, having a faerie godmother is kinda neat. You know. When she's not turning me into a dog." Set immediately after Ghost Story.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, The Leanansidhe - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat reviews
"My apartment smelled like cordite and burning hair. Smoke was still curling out of the open trapdoor to the lab as I dialed for help. No, not 911. Quit looking at me like that." Set after Small Favor. Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2011 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Getting Along reviews
Harry's roommate has boundary issues. Set between Blood Rites and Dead Beat. Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2011 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Sweet Beginnings reviews
Love's labors pay minimum wage; Tonks is a barista by day, ninja by night. Remus writes, or tries to. Sirius levels up. Non-Magical American AU. Written for the MetamorFic Moon Winter Hallows Advent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Feeding the Multitude reviews
"You know, when I signed on as a Warden, I thought there would be more riding undead dinosaurs, less making burritos. I could do this at home." It's breakfast time at Camp Kaboom.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - C. Ramirez, H. Dresden - Complete
Once More For Luck reviews
Remus, being a tad naïve, had expected dinner or coffee or a movie and had ended up at a party on a beach at half past one in the morning. In retrospect, he feels he shouldn't have been so surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
As if in a Dream reviews
There's no such thing as a direct flight - Susan and Martin are on their way to Chicago. Set at the beginning of 'Changes', spoilers abound.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Susan R., H. Dresden - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser reviews
Sometimes, being stuck in the body of a coed necromancer has its advantages. Set after Small Favor.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2011 - A. Luccio, H. Dresden - Complete
Higher Education reviews
Harry Dresden is not college material.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - H. Dresden, Ebenezer M. - Complete
Drive reviews
A man's car says a lot about who he is.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2011 - H. Dresden, Ebenezer M. - Complete
Shine reviews
The Lupins attend the first Christmas Ball following the war. AU. Written for the Pink Advent Meta event!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete