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hmmm about me...

Well, i'm a mother of 2. I went to college as a theater major. My favorite color is bright pink and bright purple, i'm obsessed with flip flops and books, I have 2 cats and a dog. I have a passion for music, reading, wicca, and teaching, for japanese food, heavy metal, folk music and fantasy/romance/thriller/paranormal books...

Some fav. music: joseph arthur, ingrid michaelson, maria mena, marketa irglova, glen hansard, the frames, metallica, regina spektor, martin sexton, bare naked ladies, joe purdy, dave matthews, rob zombie, dropkick murpheys, johnny cash, sara bareiles, ludo, kimya dawson, the moldy peaches, red hot chili peppers, jason mraz, mumford and sons, anberlin, paramore, bury your dead, marilyn manson, rob zombie, drowning pool, sevendust, slipknot, judas priest, awolnation, arch enemy, some bvb, american head charge...

Some fav. books: twilight, new moon, eclipse, harry potter, city of bones, city of ashes, tithe, ironside, wicked lovely, the lovely bones, lord of the rings, the looking glass wars, golden compass, amber spyglass, subtle knife, eragon, eldest, princess bride, stardust, stephen king anything, vampire academy (thought they were cute), anne rice anything (interview with a vampire, sleeping beauty series, mayfair witches especially), dark hunter series, anything by joey hill, sweep series, touch series, sookie series, black dagger brotherhood, alien huntress series, highland and fever series, anything by joey hill,

Some fav. movies: the professional, get him to the greek, other guys, harry potter, princess bride, spaceballs, love actually, notebook, juno, pirates, once, secret garden, james bond films, indiana jones, ever after, star wars, anything with anne hathaway, lost boys, identity, freid green tomatoes, the village, in bruges, anything with simon pegg...

Some fav. shows: the office, csi: las vegas, so you think you can dance, scrubs, pushing daisies, true blood, vampire diaries, spartacus:blood and sand, how i met your mother...

Some fav. quotes:

from scooby doo 2

Shaggy- This is tied as the worst day of my life!
Velma- With What?
Shaggy- Every other freaking day of my life!

you know you're a theater geek when having someone undress you isn't even remotely sexually stimulating.

Mr. Magorium: to Molly, about dying When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He's written "He dies." That's all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is "He dies." It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with "He dies." And yet every time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. And I know it's only natural to be sad, but not because of the words "He dies." but because of the life we saw prior to the words. I've lived all five of my acts, Mahoney, and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. I'm only asking that you turn the page, continue reading... and let the next story begin. And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest "He died."
Mahoney: I love you.
Mr. Magorium: I love you, too.

Mahoney: Are you dying?
Mr. Magorium: Light bulbs die, my dear. I am departing.

All stories, even the ones we love, must eventually come to an end and when they do, it's only an opportunity for another story to begin.

Mr. Magorium: 37 seconds.
Mahoney: Great. Well done. Now we wait.
Mr.Magorium: No. We breathe. We pulse. We regenerate. Our hearts beat. Our minds create. Our souls ingest. 37 seconds, well used, is a lifetime.

Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo

David: We're in a pub! What're we going to do now?Ed: Get a round in?

Liz: Well... is it clear?Shaun: No.Liz: How many?Shaun: Lots.

All Stephanie Meyer Quotes

"I Love you. I want you. Right now." ~ Edward in Eclipse Page 619

"How can I put this so that you'll believe me? You're not asleep, you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you. I have always loved, and I always will love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn't want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy."

"Will you please tell me what you are thinking? Before I go mad?" Edward

Edward: Marry me first.
Bella: Okay. What's the punch line?
Edward: You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke.
Bella: Edward, please be serious.
Edward: I'm one hundred percent serious.

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."; Emmett, Bella; Eclipse

"Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one sho has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love."; Edward; Eclipse

Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
Ecl, pg 58

Edward: "what did you do to this?"
Bella: "It didn't want to come out of the dashbord."
Edward: "so you felt the need to torture it?"

"Breakfast time," he said eventually, casually - to prove, I'm sure, that he remembered all my human frailties.
So I clutched my throat with both hands and stared at him with wide eye. Shock crossed his face.
"Kidding!" I snickered. "And you said I couldn't act!"
He frowned in disgust. "That wasn't funny."
"It was very funny, and you know it."

So lets say my bad luck did crash the plane.
What exactly were you going to do about it?"
"Why is the plan crashing?"
"Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth."
"I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history."

"See, I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. That's irrelavent. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters."
"But I am a werewolf. And he is a vampire."
"And I'm a Virgo!"

Jacob nodded. "Yes, may the best 'man' win."
"That sounds about right...pup."

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? i thought girls only did that on Tv." - Jacob

But...the...you...I...insane!" Bella, Eclipse page 310

"Please!" Edward hissed. "Do you mind!"
"What?" Jacob whispered back, his tone surprised.
"Do you think you could attempt your thoughts?" Edward's low whisper was furious.
"No one said you had to listen," Jacob muttered, defiant, yet still embarrassed. "Get out of my head."
"I wish I could. You have no idea how loud your little fantasies are. It's like you're shouting them at me."
"I'll try to keep it down," Jacob whispered sarcastically.

No," Rosalie hissed.
"Absolutely not," I agreed.
"Nice," Jasper's voice was appreciative.
"Idiots," Alice muttered.

Items from my story...

Chapter 3 Outfits

Bella's party dress-

alice's party dress-

rosalie's party dress-

Chapter 5 Outfits

school clothes

pj's

Chapter 6 Outfits

Chapter 7 Outfits

Bella Colette's

Edward Colette's

Esme and Carlisle Colette's

Charlie Colette's

pj's

Chapter 9 Outfits

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No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
Escape by EclipsedbyJacob reviews
Charlie and Rene force Bella into a hospital after Edward leaves. As it turns out, her roommate Clary has secrets, too. A friendship blossoms, as they escape the imprisonment. Twilight, Mortal Instruments X-over. Set in NM and Post CoA. R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,586 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Clary F.
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Do it NOW! by heartsandroses reviews
Bella starts off just trying to get her sexy vampire boyfriend to make love to her, but when things take a turn for the worst how will Bella and Edward handle it? RxR please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Edward, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
In the Age of Empires by PhantomWriterShayle reviews
All Sir Edward ever wanted was peace. After his paranoid King exiles him, he begins to think he will never find it. So what happens when a beautiful peasant gives him refuge? Slight OOC. Rated for ch. 28, 32, 42, & 58.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 97,800 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,343 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
One of A Kind by dino xrawrs reviews
Isabella Swan, daughter to Charlie Swan, CEO of Swan Enterprise. Edward Cullen, son of Carlisle Cullen, CEO of Cullen Enterprise. Bella and Edward are forced into marriage. Everything should go smoothly, expect Edward is a player. Can Bella change him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Suppose I'm Not Surprised by Amybell reviews
When Edward abruptly leaves, Bella's not all that surprised. But when Bella picks up a dangerous habit, Edward sure is. Will he make it in time to save her from herself? Will he ever gain ultimate forgiveness? Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,336 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May I Say I Loved You More? by subtle-temptation reviews
Even on the first day of first grade, Edward knew. The bruises on her neck were enough to tell him that he had found someone who would always be there for him, and, years later, it was still true. They loved each other--enough to run away together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Gold & Blood by Ushio-chan reviews
Second part of my Witchcraft Trilogy. Bella and the Cullens are living in London, but there are new problems to face. Tanya wants Edward, Aro wants her magical blood and her old friends, the witches want her back. What will happen? CHAPTER 6 is up!Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,786 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Need by Alaylia reviews
Jace gets hurt while he and Clary are training.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 242 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alaska by klecticelectric reviews
It's a good 40 years after Laurent accidently changed Bella in the meadow,and Edward never came back.Now, she lives with Tanya's clan in Alaska,when the Cullens just HAPPEN to drop in.Please don't tell me this story is overdone.Hope it's better than sound
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Dreaming of the Breaking Dawn by anuddaone reviews
Post-eclipse; Bella and Edward are married...promises, love, a few tears perhaps, and some other fun! Epilogue Posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Honey, Baby, Sweetheart by Devilslawyer123 reviews
“Edward? I thought you were gone!” she shouted, her voice cracking on ‘gone’. She slumped into the steps and hid her face behind her hands, hot tears rolling down her cheeks. “And I thought you were dead.” His voice was soft... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,812 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Voices Without Faces by Min Daae reviews
No," Lucivar said flatly. "I endured enough of that in the Eyrien hunting camps."' Daughter of the Blood. Warnings for rape. Oneshot.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Demons by Queenbeth2 reviews
Edward Cullen has a secret that only Carlisle knows. A secret about how he came to be in the hospital with influenza. A secret that is coming back for him that will change everything he has ever known. EdwardXBella. Angsty and dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,087 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So Cold by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
While the Cullen’s are away Bella takes a trip down to Port Angeles and runs into someone she never wanted to see again. Edward/Bella. WARNING: This story contains strong depictions of rape/non-con! Please note: Edward does NOT do the raping! Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Supernatural by Ushio-chan reviews
First part of my Witchcraft Trilogy. Vampires and werewolves live under a reluctant truce, but the arrival of a witch,Bella, and the disappearance of the village children can start a war. BxE,AU,OOC. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,569 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
In the minds eye by cecimafemme reviews
Clary imagines what could have been. I wrote this years ago after reading the first book. Does NOT take into account later revelations. Clary imagines what could have been.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
For the Heart I Once Had by Min Daae reviews
The night was cold, and the moon was out...it's a peaceful night, but there is no peace for Lucivar, not tonight, not any night. Warnings for rape. Written for a darkfic community. ONESHOT.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Pretty little thing by Montresor reviews
Edward stumbles onto Mike and his friends trying to do something that leaves Edward very,very angry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Descendant by Opague reviews
Bella is the daughter of the first vampire in the world. She is the second most powerful vampire and the princess of the vampire. Can Edward compare with her other admirers and melt this Ice Princess?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Core of My Being reviews
What if Edward started to lower his boundaries with Bella? If Alice gets a vision that Bella will loose some things that are very dear to her. If the Volturi come back sooner than the Cullen's expected? Stays pretty lemony but gets very dark, slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,786 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Edward, Bella