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Joined 05-13-08, id: 1575614, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Ya'll dont know how to review. Fine with us. That's the only reason we took down Boy Troubles.
It's really sad for a writer to not get reviews. We try our hardest to write you stories that entertain you, and what do we get in return? Nothing.
At least tell us if you dont like the story. We'll stop. Seriously we will.
It's also sad to know that, just cuz our Pen Name isn't popular in whatever section you're reading you dont read OR review our story.
Or, you review the stories of your friends (some of which arent even well written) just because you're friends. As friends you should point out the flaws in the story.
Yes, I'm talking about a specific person for this one.
But seriously, just because we're not the popular writers, doesn't mean we dont give the same amount of effort as the others do.
(Hell, Pixie's struggled to get her name popular among the SasuIno readers, she really tries. And yeah, she's one of the more popular writers so I guess her hard work paid off. But I guess she wasnt agressive enough to get what she wanted because she still feels as if her work is passed off as nothing. YES. It's True.)
It's very biased, the giving off of reviews. It doesn't do justice to the content of the story. Absolutely not.

Okay, I'm one to talk, the only person I give reviews to is Pixie. But I do that for motivational purposes (or if, there's an inside joke behind the story) honestly, I dont read A LOT of stories on the website. I load them to my iPod and read them there. I was just (seriously) pushed and influenced by my best friend to make an account and write stories. Because, I have these whacked out ideas that could turn into good fiction, but I dont know how to write it out. That's where fanfiction came in. It's my training. And I'm glad I even get reviews (over on my account).

I bet if some popular author posted our story it'd get reviews.

Whoever's reading this and you're getting pissed at it or you think we're talking about YOU. Dont be so conceited. These are just my observations.

I take full credit for this whole section.

-Patricia.

I don't know if we're posting a story next.
We drifted VERY far from Naruto Goes Hollywood,
so dont expect any updates for that.
I dont know if we have a new story.
But whatever. You wont care if we had 5 new stories
or if we had 1 new story, anyway.

Yes. This is a full on tantrum. I wish I could UNCENSOR myself right now.

xoxo; T.


it's high time we tried this out. -sighs- kay, here we go.
J-sizzle. Mizz T

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser

I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

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Deadly Sin Invitational reviews
Because we're feeling wild.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ino Y., Sasuke U.
Naruto Goes Hollywood reviews
The gang is sent on a mission. The mission is in HOLLYWOOD. What drama will it bring to the cast when the girls get celebrity boyfriends and the guys get jealous? All pure playing fun. Warning: Miley Cyrus bashing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2008