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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.


Erin and Alise here.


We dont really think that there is that much that you need to know about us..(ie. location...STALKER!)

except that we write most of our stories together..

which are mostly Twilight..

If we don write separate stories we will list which are Alise's, Erin's and which we wrote together

Alise: New Kids on the Block

Erin: (Coming soon)

Together: Turning Point


Yeah..well um..we absolutely lo the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. (yes, its spelled StephEnie for all of you people out there who spell it wrong..if you dont believe me then go look at your copy of the book! GO!now!!)

(quick note by alise: i really dont have anything 2 say i just wanted 2 have a quick note too)

LOL...we can be VERY crazy and hyper..sorry, it becomes apparent in some of our fanfictions..(hopefully)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...cough...cough...

yeah...Erin (who is typing this), is really really really really really really HYPER right now...lol


gotta run


thnx Erin but now it's my turn

As mentioned above my name is Alise and i'm a total twilight fan

I also have another profile alone and the username is I'mtheRemix.

i'm not quite as hyper as Erin (but then again she does eat a lot of sugar)

(quick note by Erin: we have a story up now! or rather, Alise does! )

I'm totally new to this Erin has been up here longer then me, BUT I was reading long before I got an account and left some Anon. reviews.

MY FIRST STORY ON THIS SITE: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4673328/1/ check it out!

I also liked the host but am very angry here will be no sequel, the end left me wondering. I hate when that happens. ( me too! )

Erin and I and a few friends just saw the Twilight movie and thought it was frickin' awesome! Erin was in Love with Jasper and Carlisle (and she better not try to deny it)

I was Edward and Emmett all the way

OOOOO and P.M. to discuss the movie because my friend no names -cough- Erin -cough- is too infatuated with fictional characters to talk coherently about them...and so am I at times

If you haven't seen it you better!

now i gotta run too

Here is the link to the awesome banner I made for my story New Kids on the Block:


We also have an account on FanPress so check that out. Same username


i found a link that has a bunch of awsome twilight story links and i've read most of these and i have 2 say they r all immensely good

here it is: now go check them out


NKOTB: Chapter 15: Tanya's Dog:

okay now i have to have an ERIN.

there will be a list of words below, which will be added to when ever someone comes up with a new word or saying.


ang gui gui


oh my freakin flippin freaker

( end list )


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel out, ready to bury that loser that made you cry.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry A. Kissinger

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have no idea why you're here, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, Star0012, lovinit999

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

if you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and paste this into your profile.



If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever eaten something before you knew what it was copy and paste this in your profile

If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

You're so obsessed with Twilight that every time you look at your boyfriend you get pissed and scream at him: SPARKLE YOU FOOL! SPARKLE!

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Healing Begins by lauraxlovegood reviews
When Edward realizes he loves Rosalie, and she returns that love, what will happen to Emmett and Bella? How will they deal with this new pain they feel inside? Will things start to heat up in their direction?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,262 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Emmett
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Morning Glory by bellaswan456 reviews
i know this is another JasXBell story but its different, what if Bella and Jasper fell in love on their own? What if it was true love and not the usual "ed and al cheating thing?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008
Right or Wrong? by luv2beloved reviews
Bella, a rape victim, now pregnant escapes from Phoenix and her mothers decisions to start a new life in Forks with her father. Uncertain if she has made the right or wrong choice, that is until she meets the Cullens. Slightly OOC, AU, Cannon Pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,632 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving On by Krakengirl reviews
On Hold! Edward never comes back. Bella's step-sister & her bf come to see her w/ a secert shes kept before. She is changed and why's Jasper there & what dreadful news does he bring? 75 yrs pass Bella & her coven go back to Forks. JasperxBella OCxExAxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
In my hands by Queenbeth2 reviews
all human. Bella is the girl that everybody wants to be. Edward is the boy that nobody notices. An agreement to help with homework leads to a romance that neither of them can have, but sometimes it's hard to have a happy ending. ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,766 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For The Love Of Music by laurajaexo reviews
Bella and Edward meet in Edward's music store. Their relationship continues on from there. What happens when drama builds up in Bella's life. Will Edward stay by her side? Or will it be too much for him to handle? AH; slightly OOC. Lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 151,870 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake up call by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella is recovering from Cancer and has just moved to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Edward is a bad ass. They meet during community service. She's a people person and He's not. Can she change him? My first fanfic. OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,760 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feeling as good as lovers can by R0CK-TH3-ARTS-8 reviews
Emmett & Bella are best friends.Alice & Edward are siblings as well as Rosalie and Jasper.Alice & Edward go away for a weekend but that same weekend Emmett & Rosalie go away.What happens with Jasper & Bella?Best Friends or secret lovers?All human! R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,973 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Never Be With You by Amaya Rayne reviews
Edward meets Bella by chance at a club & is not only instantly attracted to & thirsts for her, but uses her to overcome his inner monster. He immediately regrets his intentions & vows to make it up to her, falling in love in the process. E/B. M for SMUT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,280 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One In A Million by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Edward left Bella, leaving her heartbroken. Soon after, she began to fall in love with her best friend. How will Jacob and Bella's romance turn out? And how will the pack react to Bella's shocking news? JxB: lemon eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,979 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
You What! by EdwardBella4ever reviews
Edward cheats on Bella. Jacob gets hurt saving Bella. What will happen between Bella and Jacob. Are Bella and Edward really over. What happens when Bella's pregnant? Read to find out. I suck at summaries. Continued after Eclipse. ExB a little JxB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
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New Kids On The Block reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have the perfect lives, or so it seems. Can three new guys help them to love and trust some one other than each other? Will the girls tell them their secrets? Rated -T- in case of language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,967 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008
Turning Point reviews
Half get turned and half don't. WHO? The characters don't know each other but bond in two separate groups after they are witnesses to something over a vacation What'll happen when the human group vows not to talk about it but go back after 2 years?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009