Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy X, and Naruto.
Yo, welcome to my profile/Bio. It's not to intersting to say the least. Not really one to fill out these kind of things. Anyways, I like sweets, and playing pool. I don't like onions, peppers, and others. Those things disgust me to the core. I despise yaoi. nuff said.
Remember what was lost and look for what can be found" my saying
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars,BirdsofPrey9832, Josephine18, Jedipilot24, AtrumUnas, Talonknife, Darthweezel,
I don't really care what others think of me. 'You get what you see', is what I like to say.
Favorite Anime: Ruroni Kenshin/Samuri X. ( Very good plot, he's already very skilled but vowed not to kill, and the characters are very thought out. )
Favorite Game: I actually have two favorites. Kingdom Hearts I and Final Fantasy IX. ( Kingdom Hearts I got the series on the roll. II was decent, but not as good as the first. Final Fantasy IX was GREATLY unappreciated. Play it a second time and you'll come to see it is very fun to play, the music is great, and the story is amazing. )
Favorite Game Character: Squall Lionheart. Why? He's not a depressing character as Cloud was. ( Cloud is a cool character don't get me wrong.) He was more anti-social learning to open up to others slowly, but he doesn't change that much from the beginning. He also doesn't give a crap about saving the world. It just happened to be apart of it. All he wanted to do was protect Rinoa from being possessed from Ultimecia again.
Favorite Game Villian: Kuja. Why? He actually has a purpose for all the mayhem he's causing. He doesn't just want to the destruction of the world. His character is very unique and different from regular crazed villians. Kuja is highly manipulative using people as puppets. Unlike all villians he acts upon fear. He fears death. Kuja does not want to die and he fears it. Driving him to accomplish immortality, yet he continues to be more afraid as he's defeated in Terra. He gains new powers, yet he realizes he will never be immortal and will die. Upon this he finally decides to annihilate every other living soul. If he dies then so does everyone else.
Favorite Anime Character: Kenshin Himora. He's a character who's happy on the outside, yet struggling on the inside. Slowly he learns to come to terms with his past sins. He's a very detailed character and already very skilled in weapons combat. It's hard to describe his character, but he's easily the top anime character around in my opinion.
Favorite Anime Villian: Finding an anime villian is more difficult than I thought. 90 of all anime villians are usually exactly the same. Although I have seen so many animes, I tend to forgot many villians I have seen. Well I know its a really common villian, but he's the only one I could find that's not to too familiar with other villans.
Naraku. As with Kuja he is very manipulative. He hides within the shadows as they know his existence, yet they know nothing of him. Naraku uses people without mercy disposing them when their worth has gone. He leads people blinding allowing them to believe they have the upper hand or on his tail. He picks on people's weaknesses which is usually their minds. Naraku is a pretty laid out anime villian from most. He's a unique character.
Some of my favorite pairings I guess you could say: NarutoxIno ( Both are quite similar and different at the same time, yet would get along if both got to know each other. Hinata is too quiet and shy to be able to bring out the best in Naruto. Sakura bashes to much, as Ino seems the more of argue and stubborn type.),
IchigoxOrihime ( Ichigo and Rukia seem more of a sibling relationship with how they argue and bicker. Orihime seems more relationship partner for Ichigo.) Not that many others that I know of.
AllenWalkerxLenalee or Road. (Both would fit good with a side of Allen. He has two different personalities within. He has the good side which is his more polite and friendliness. Lenalee would fit with this personality. Yet he also has a darker side from travels with his Master. He's a bit more vulgar and physco, but he's still friendly and polite. Road would fit with this personality more than Lenalee. Which is why both would be good a pair with Allen.
Least favorite pairings I suppose: NarutoxHinata ( Don't get me wrong, if the story is written well it works. How ever they are more of a sibling relationship. Naruto the big brother who protects his younger sister with everything. While Hinata admires her older brother and wishes to be a strong as him. I see it as that type of relationship. Not a romantic type. Also there are way to many of this pairing. Need some new pairings out there.)
IchigoxYoroichi or Matsumoto ( Yoroichi and Matsumoto just don't go in with Ichigo's personality. Yoroichi appears to be more of the friend who teases you about flirting and all that, but not romanticly involved. Matsumoto appears to be the annoying friend you can only hang around with every once in a while, but does have her moments. )
Well now that you know about me I'm currently writing, or typing whichever floats your boat, a cross-over between Final Fantasy and Naruto Shippuuden. It's been bothering me for a long time now, so going to make it as best as possible. No over powered god-like Naruto. It's going to be as if they are equals. I don't have plans for who he falls in love with or even if he makes it back. Will be a bit of a surprise. I tend to write on the whim re-read and improve over and over till to my liking. More fun this way without having to plan an outline. To much work if I have to say so.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
An inanimate object is only as stupid as its user...which would be me~
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
even an idiot can seem wise if he doesn't talk.
line up in alphebetical order by height, then get into groups of three and make a circle.
the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Don't worry if you die I'll give you 100.
If you die I swear I'll kill you
You can't give up just because things arn't the way you want them to be.
The Laws of Anime
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustibility
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extra dimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
44. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
45. Law of Flimsy Incognition
46. Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission
All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
47. Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism
If you get electrocuted or urned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, our skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
48. Law of Female wrath
If a male character insults a female character, he will
49. Law of Artistic Perversion
Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
50. Law of Uninterpretable Nominative Clamovocation
This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
51. Law of Telepathic Obliviousness
Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are:
52. Law of Chromatic Diversity
Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
53.Law of Old Man Comic Relief
Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
54. Law of the Wise Old Man
Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
55.Law of Omnipotent Unreliability
Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
56. Law of Minimum Corneal Volume
Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blond woman.
57. Law of Electrical Charges in Hair
Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes:
b) A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.
58. Law of Ammunition Accuracy
When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paint balls, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paint balls, Macross 7 for speaker pods)
59.Law of Active Female Attraction
In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
60.Law of Sweat Pore Variability
When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
61.The Law of Inverse Training Time
A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.
62.Law of Needs to Few and Many
The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.
63.Law of Bad Humor
Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
64.Law of Extreme Anger
Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)
65. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
66. Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension
In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.
67. Law of Coercive Vehicular Control
No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
68. Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension
In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.
69.Law of The Rushing Background Effect
Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.
70.Law of Inter dimensional Hammers
Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an inter dimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)
71.Law of Instant Band-Aids
Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.
72.Law of Universal Edge Defense
Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.
73.Law of Intractable Sanity
There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either:
74.Law of Celestial Body Control
At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
75. Law of Aura of Forgetfulness
Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?
76. Law of Cool Hair Factor
The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (See Laws 32 & 48)
77. Law of Inverse Coping
Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.
78.Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability
The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...
79. Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics
If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.
80.Law of Shades/Coolness Factor
Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.
81.Law of Understatement
Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.
82.Law of Dormant Powers
Anytime a hero is somehow out powered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!
83.Law of Style Coefficient
In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (See Laws #67, 69, and 84)
84.Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor
Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
85. Law of Tableware Nonexistence
There IS no spoon.
86. Law of Hero Identification
All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
87. Law of Cute Mascots
Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
88. Law of The Force
Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
89.Law of Cat Fighting
Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
90.Law of Healing
Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps.
91.Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics
All ships, either waterborne or
92. Law of Spark lines
Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks!
93. Law of Anime Events
Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen
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