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Author has written 11 stories for Bones, and Sherlock.

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Of Love and Loss by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
It's not typical but it goes right in order this time around: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Reichenbach Hero Returns by KatyLamphere reviews
John, not of sound mind, has been hallucinating that Sherlock has been back all along. So what happens when Sherlock comes home for real? Spoilers for series 1 and 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,145 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Remembering John Watson by cumberpatchcats reviews
An unfortunate accident leaves Sherlock without his memories and rebuilding their relationship seems to take a rockier start than John had hoped.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Judging By the State of His Pants by gwenweybourne reviews
Third-prize-winner in the Fuck Yeah Johnlock Fanfic Red Pants contest! John insists on doing his own laundry. In private. Sherlock decides to investigate why. Inspired by Reapersun's red pants meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Until the Dawn by theyleaveanote reviews
John's been having nightmares, even though Sherlock's back. They've been physical, but Sherlock hasn't been able to tell John how he really feels yet. Can be read as the prequel to Voice Like Velvet, although it stands alone. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come Apart at the Seams by harlequindreaming reviews
Sherlock's often considered his body and everything else as merely transport for his brain. Then the transport starts to malfunction and everything goes to pieces.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,681 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All I Want Is You by Lastew reviews
Sherlock has finally come home and he's terrified about how John will take it. Thing is, no matter how many times he's thought about it, he couldn't have anticipated this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Keeping Limber by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. On occasion, a bit of violence is just what the doctor ordered. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal by Quinn Anderson reviews
John Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on holiday, and Sherlock has romance on the brain. Johnlock fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Use Your Imagination by thisisforyou reviews
"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Strange Riddle of John Watson's Neck by halfcrowns reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a man who likes mysteries, and now he is faced with the enigma of why in the world is he, Sherlock Holmes, so intrigued by John Watson's neck.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Release by verymuchfurther reviews
PWP. M for a reason. John is looking for release and Sherlock's curiosity is... well curious.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shotgun by gilgameshforeternity reviews
John bites at the inside of his cheek as Sherlock leans forward to take another drag from the filter still between his fingers. Oneshot written in honor of 420. warnings: drug use, m/m
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
257 Reasons Why by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock had been waiting for this. He'd always assumed John had one foot out the door, ready to leave, ready to make a life with someone else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
More Than Another Experiment by GeniaTheParadox reviews
My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Closer by Sworn Never To Write Again reviews
Sherlock having a moment alone thinking about his flat mate and the delicious things they could do together. companion piece to Doujinshi
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
All Things Match by A.Thorn.In.The.Heart reviews
After a long case, Sherlock and John come back a little beaten... and a little heated. Warning: Slash, Bloodplay, Oral Sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Prior Arrangements by PoisonMistress reviews
John finally gets himself engaged, but unfortunately for him the Holmes brothers have other plans, and those involve him staying with Sherlock, and falling in love with him. Eventual John/Sherlock. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,243 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Grey or Blue by missmelon12 reviews
There is nothing between them before John surges forward to claim his lips. Nothing more than friendship and longing and desire, undisclosed wants and words only whispered in the late night hours when the other is not around to hear.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stalemate Between Flatmates by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's difficult when you realize your feelings for someone, and find that they feel the same, only to reach a stalemate because you realize how impossible and how dangerous said emotions are. .:. Johnlock. twoshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just One Text by Driffta reviews
John and Sherlock are best friends, if they don't see each other much they just text throughout day. They never tried changing their relationship to a more romantic one; that all changes when Sherlock finds a file named S.H. and sends John a text.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Breathe & Wince & Sigh by thequeergiraffe reviews
Johnlock slash. Explicit. One-shot. Some fluff, I suppose. Mostly smut though.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
People Might Talk by Lastew reviews
What might have happened if Moriarty hadn't come back to the pool at the end of The Great Game and Sherlock and John kept up that flirting?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Perhaps An Experiment by Cairi J reviews
The kitchen: a perfect setting for severed body parts, tea-making and, apparently, a kiss. - J/S: John is caught unaware. Light-hearted reading, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
He Will Remember by IronicNarwhal reviews
If John had known it was their last lazy day together, he wouldn't have spent most of it ignoring Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Affair by thequeergiraffe reviews
I'm recently obsessed with Johnlock, so here's a one-shot. Set prior to, say, Baskerville. John's POV, mild slash, etc. John goes on a date and Sherlock deduces its outcome, with intriguing results.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pure and Simple by Sioux99 reviews
People keep dropping dead around John Watson. Post Reichenbach Falls. Grief.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Small Talk by escapedsnake911 reviews
Sherlock's lack of patience in the bedroom causes its fair share of problems.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sedation by jessa-beth reviews
The second to last part in my short "Stimulus" series. John loves Sherlock more than anything. All he wants is for him to know it. It's funny, isn't it, how there never seems to be enough time? Reichenbach Fall spoilers. M John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study In Reflexology by Keelywolfe reviews
For all the dangerous situations Sherlock tended to run into with nary a consideration to the risks, it always astonished John how often he managed to escape without a scratch or a bruise. SLASH. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forgiveness by MesT reviews
*STORY RE-UPLOADED, SHOULD WORK NOW.* Post-Reichenbach reunion!fic. John does not react well to seeing Sherlock again. Sherlock/John slash, near-rape. This fic is not easy, and not for everyone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Downpour by Keelywolfe reviews
It is, John knew, an unusual life. But well worth getting caught in the rain. SLASH. John/Sherlock. Spoilers through Season 1
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stimulus by jessa-beth reviews
Days have passed without a case. Sherlock turns to an old form of recreation, and John expresses his disappointment. He suggests another means of distraction, but Sherlock finds the idea ludicrous, until giving it more serious thought. M Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Comfort by MesT reviews
Post-Reichenbach reunion. John is not okay and Sherlock tries to figure out how to help him. Pre-slash or bromance, angst and comfort.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shield Me by KickingRoses reviews
All he wants is to feel alive, one last time. Post-Reichenbach. Rated for suicide attempt and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Lack of Colour by SilentWhisper06 reviews
A year after the events at Reichenbach, and John can't deal with it. Rated for language/hints at suicide. Major Reichenbach spoilers!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John Woke Up by AndIllWriteYouATragedy reviews
"John woke up. To him, that was irritating, this whole business of "waking up". What's the point of waking up from a dream, no, a nightmare, just to be forced into this harsh current reality where he was completely alone?" - John's left to deal with life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Us by storyjam reviews
My take on THE missing scene
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Only Between Us by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Collection of one-shots, some really short, others longer. Some funny, some angsty, some sweet. But ALL should be steamy/sexy/sweet. ALL revolving around B/B and their smoking hot dynamic. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 142,966 - Reviews: 4265 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Unexpected Item by Ariane DeVere reviews
John is a bit flustered when he and Sherlock are first observed kissing in public. But that's OK, because Sherlock is ready to explain everything to whoever needs telling. Oh, wait, is that really a good idea ...?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Things in the Night by nelliesbones reviews
He remembered her words about strength and imperviousness, but he had loved her in a night full of vulnerability and weakness. Spoilerfree, warmhearted and M for a reason
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4930 - Favs: 11,352 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stamina by and she knew love reviews
"Sleeping together - it would be odd if we didn't," she says. His brain effectively short-circuits. Spoilers for the upcoming elevator episode!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Man in the Hospital by shannyfish reviews
picks up from the Season Four Finale - plain & simple
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,496 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Ghost at the Bureau by Arisia reviews
Don't want to give too much away...I think the title says a lot. Character death, but don't let that stop you from reading.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Catalyst by Coilerfan35 reviews
She didn't know that failing was going to be her catalyst. But she didn't know that finally finding her way to him was going to be so confusing. Spoilers for the 100th episode, and the rest of the season. T for now, but you guys know me, that can't last..
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Isolation of a Lone Suffering by TempeJill reviews
A new foster care case has hit particularly close to home, and after the events of the season 4 finale, Brennan is running away from more than just one hidden memory from her past. Contains slight Season 5 spoilers/speculations. Complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,903 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Rekindling by ILM reviews
Two weeks ago, they wouldn't have needed this conversation. And he wouldn't have needed his hope restoring.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
One Year From Today by Tadpole24 reviews
Her hair is different, she looks thinner and her skin has taken on a slight tan, but when her eyes meet his across the reflecting pool, he knows that there was always something that wouldn't change between them. BB Post Season 5 Finale
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
NonAdjoining Rooms by Tadpole24 reviews
“We opened up a door there that neither one of us wants to walk through.” Except that they did want to walk through it. BB. Missing scene from 5x17.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Stay by lulu0814 reviews
Brennan accepts a job in Canada and struggles with whether or not she should go through with her decision. Booth just wants to know why. Told from Booth and Brennan's POV.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
A Beckoning Candle by Hqudsi45 reviews
“Booth! Booth, please get up! Booth, you can’t. Booth, no. BOOTH!” Dying eyes stared back up at her. Can Brennan ever bear to lose him again? One-shot, mostly fluff. Read and review, por favor!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Don't Call Me Dear by Rosie-not-Rose reviews
Booth takes Bones to one of his favourite places in an attempt to educate her, and she learns a lesson she definitely hadn't expected. Set during season five, shortly before Christmas.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Family, Friends, Lovers, Family and Food by Dispatch22705 reviews
Set after The Goop on the Girl. Very fluffy, non canon, naked Booth on top, etc. Merry Christmas!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Hope by forensicpathologistninja reviews
Just a one-shot about what would happen if Brennan were to get shot in a stakeout or something. Set some time before Zach left. Rated T because it's depressing.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Black Tie by ficlit78 reviews
Set in A Price Above Rubies. Rigsby and Grace walk into the ballroom looking naughty and giggly. At a formal shindig? We all know what that means. M for mega-hot sexy time.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Fireworks by thesilentlamb reviews
Something else that's been in my head for a while. Set at New Year, mild spoilers up and including FITF. Just fluff!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
I Can't Sleep by Tadpole24 reviews
“Sweets said it would fade, this love, this feeling.” He let his lips fall on her cheek softly, “It won’t.” BB Season 5.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Definition of 'Emergency' by Kerrison reviews
Booth offers his definition of 'an Emergency' after receiving the phone call he had always dreaded.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Kiss and Make Better by ficlit78 reviews
COMPLETE! Post Red Sauce. Grace feels bad about tasering Rigsby and takes him out for a beer. Tipsy Grace plus Rigsby in track suit equals hot stuff. Total smuffy Grigsby.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,902 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
The Beauty and the Tragedy by BrainySmurf6 reviews
Brennan surrounded herself with memories of Booth, determined not to lose him completely. In the mean time, she was losing herself" Booth's fake death continues on for over a month, and Brennan begins to unravel. Strong BB, also with BA friendship
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Feels like coming home by MuiFilipa reviews
A case of domestic abuse hits to close to home for Booth. And with his fathers health failing, he ends up reliving it all
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Letting your barriers down by Rosie-not-Rose reviews
Oneshot. One of the moments you get at the end of an episode between Booth and Brennan, except extended and romance-d up! Includes eating chinese, dancing and... well, you'll see.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Old Fashioned Way by BtrixMcG reviews
Brennan wants a baby but artificial insemination isn't working. Booth is there to help. Takes off mid-way through Critic In The Cabernet before things got all serious. Rated M for Mature. Very mature.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
What Happens Between Us Is Ours by Coilerfan35 reviews
Spoilers for A Night In The Bones Museum if that's how you spell it... Booth and Brennan make a bet, that can lead to the beginning of a whole new life for them. One-shot!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
What Goes On Between Us by perscribo reviews
One-shot. Post-Night At The Bones Museum. Don't read if you don't want to be spoiled for the episode. After that amazing ending we got from the episode, I had to write this.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
The Pain in His Heart by PottersChick7 reviews
Booth returns after his 'death' and to find that things have not gone as planned. Bones wasn't told but for once she was unable to compartmentalize.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Maya's Story by TRUSSELL33 reviews
Special request story. Booth finally shows Brennan that everything really does happen eventually. What I think we all would have liked to see the second episode of Season 5 lead to. This is a one shot.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Difference by Sesamina reviews
Why is it that she now liked stakeouts much more than only a few years ago? Oh, right... the man sitting beside her. *blush* Another little one - shot, it's supposed to inspire me to write more. Set sometime after Russet Potatoes...hehe
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Forever Feels Like Home by bite-or-avoid reviews
Six weeks is a long time when you still wake up thinking you’re married to someone. B/B *Spoilers for Season 5*
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Heat in The Test by SweetGoldStar reviews
“Booth, what are you doing?” “Offering you some test results.”, he answers before crashing his lips onto hers and kissing her passionately.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Shield at her Back by M. Rig reviews
“Bones… can I hold you?” His voice was tight with a fear that matched his eyes. “Please, just for a little while? I just need to…please. Don’t say no.”
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Illusions by SuchAGoodGirl reviews
...Sometimes things are not always what they seem. Contains smut. For those of you who like that sort of thing. *whispers* Originally written for the 'kinkinthebones' LJ community. You have been warned. Is complete, but I may or may not add more...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Eavesdropping by Sexysaxist reviews
Rigsby unintentionally eavesdrops on Grace and Jane, and learns some uncomfortable facts. Fortunately he is able to do something about it. Rated T for mild language, slightly romancey. One shot, completed
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Stakeout by ficlit78 reviews
Grace and Rigsby are out on a stakeout. Total smut ensues. Please handle with maturity, this one ain't for the kids.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R.
Decision by DarkArts27 reviews
She glanced upward to meet his eyes, and he found himself struggling to maintain what shred of self-control he had left. BB fluff fic. No spoilers :
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Listen Through Silence by lizook reviews
“Anthropologically speaking, it makes sense. The biological imperative is strong and it’s natural to try and find release when possible.”
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Red Red Wine by complexcase reviews
Another smutty one-shot because I had so much fun writing the last one! Brennan and Booth relax after a trying case and one thing leads to another, and well, you know... rated M for adult content of a sexual nature. Hope you enjoy! Please R/R.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
On One Condition by seeleybaby reviews
Jared hits rock bottom and Booth invites him to move in with him. Jared agrees, but on the condition that he allow Booth to help him finally make a move on the lovely Dr. Brennan.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Shirtless Booth by seeleybaby reviews
This is a story in response to the "Shirtless Booth" challenge over on the BY. And that is pretty much the challenge. Booth had to get shirtless. You should all try it sometime. Does wonders for the muse, seriously.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/26/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Alpha Female Tendencies by Manda517 reviews
All the eligible males at the Jeffersonian, including Booth, are being auctioned off as dates in a bachelor auction. Booth accuses Brennan of being an 'Alpha Female' around him, and she finally decides to embrace the label.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,497 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Just for Tonight by Monisse reviews
She didn’t felt like a mean to an end, never with him, because he loved her body the way he wanted to feel loved. Tonight was gentle, a calm search for the sublimation of the horrid day he had lived.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Make It Right by brightblue reviews
Post-Aliyah. Ziva just wants to sleep. Tiva UST.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The One That Got Away by IConcurVehemently reviews
This was supposed to be the happiest day of your life, wasn’t it? Why else would you be wearing this monkey suit?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Empty Apartment by TempeJill reviews
Just a tragic little story I thought up, with a major character death. One-shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Call Me Bones by Humerus Wordage reviews
For almost five days Brennan feels like she can't think, can't even breath. Then, Booth wakes up. ACTUAL FINALE SPOILERS, NOT SPECULATION!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Verity by Hidden Fairy reviews
She prided herself on her ability to remain calm in chaotic situations, able to place a composed mask over her true fears. She couldn’t hide behind her masks now. My tag for the season finale... I know, I'm just adding to the other thousand. pls R&R B&B
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Four Days and other oneshots by SuchAGoodGirl reviews
A collection of random one-shots following 'the End in the Beginning'. Please do not read until you've seen the episode. "Thats the Burden" and "Check the Shoes" now up. Rating changed to T.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
A Burden by deeleigh reviews
SPOILERS FOR EitB. Burden: bur·den bûrd'n -Something that is emotionally difficult to bear. -A source of great worry or stress; weight
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Breaking The Rules by saragillie reviews
Brennan asks Booth an innocent question in an attempt to understand the perp with unexpected results.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Pivotal Moment Triple Shot by Robert Modean reviews
This was originally written as a pure angst Brennan POV one-shot, but due to some feedback/PMs requesting a 'happy ending' I relented and wrote two additional chaps. The original remains in all it's Angsty glory for the purists. Rated M for a reason.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Scribbles by Ella-and-Frankie-Inc reviews
A weekly series of one shots by Willgirl and AnabelleG. Rating changed to "M" for Scribble 7 - "Fervent & Maidenhead".
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
The Inferno by Gavrilo-Princip reviews
Abandon hope, ye who enter here. JimPam
Office - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006
Eraser by Gavrilo-Princip reviews
You can only take so much before you give up completely.
Office - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
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Danny reviews
John and Sherlock are still in the 'honeymoon' phase of their relationship when John finds out that he has a son. Angsty, fluffy and lots of John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,549 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock Takes A Bath reviews
Inspired by the Friends episode "Chandler takes a bath" - John tries to convince Sherlock that a bath would relax him. Established Sherlock/John - very fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Confusion, Fury, Forgiveness reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Three years on Sherlock returns to find John worse than he could have ever imagined, both physically and emotionally.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock's room reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock returns to 221B Baker Street to find that John's been sleeping in his room for the past 3 years.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
But I'm Your Bones reviews
Booth returns from Iraq after four months engaged to another woman. How will Brennan hide her jealousy towards Booth's engagement? Probably a bit AU. Upgraded to a T rating for some language
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Come Back To Me reviews
Booth if left with five kids without the love of his life. How will he cope raising his kids while trying to overcome the grief of losing her? BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Together We Will Recover reviews
Oneshot. Bones and Booth recover from an unimaginable loss.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Other Man reviews
How will Booth overcome the fact that his Bones has fallen in love with another man? BB's road to a relationship.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Loss of His Strength reviews
Booth struggles to come to terms with the loss of the person he was born to protect. Warning: character death
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
I Need More reviews
Based on the spoilers from weeks ago about Critic in the Cabinet *baby* buisness. BxB. A bit late, but have a look anyway. Rated slight language, situations and maybe for later chaps.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Hold Me reviews
Brennan needs Booth's comfort after a particularly difficult case.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete