Jan. McNeville
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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Hellsing, and Discworld.

I scarcely, if ever, update or change this, but now it's time.

1. I've been here forever, and while I had some stories up that dated from the really, embarrassingly bad period of time when I suffered from what writers call 'being fourteen-years-old,' I finally cleared it out. So yeah. Sorry if you liked any of that stuff...but...if you did...please. Seek help. Most librarians can give one something just as enjoyable to read and whole powers of ten better just by reaching in any direction, grasping until they feel paper and then saying "Here, try this one." This applies even if you make this request in the Little Librarians' Room and the nearest item they can hand you is, in fact, the lightly printed packaging of a feminine librarians' product or an item useful for preventing unexpected baby librarians. Really.

2. Feel free to email me.

3. Despite the mistreatment of certain characters who inhabit that particular form on occasion, I do, in fact, like rats. I have a friend who keeps several and I spoil them terribly with yogurt drops. I do not, however, care for spiders, and any tarantula lovers would do well to not take the way I treat their pets' cousins personally.

4. Pairings you are most likely to see: AxI, HP/GW, NT/RL, etc. I can get very random when I want to. You may see slash in my work because I may see slash in real life. If you can find it in reality, you can probably find it here...that does not go both ways, though, sorry to say.

5. Yes, there ARE a lot of OCs. Piles of them. If you like that, good; if not, meh. It's not like there's any shortage of fanfiction writers. I've actually become sort of famous as an OC-specialist...well, famous in the sense that being well-known as a fanficker is about as rare, special or useful as having a dog who likes you. In fact, the story I suspect most of you are here to read is the result of a bet that I couldn't write the Anti-Mary-Sue. It's still moving along, if slowly, but just lately a new dimension was added to the bet -I was dared to have some of my supporting cast actually be Mary Sues, with one redeeming exception: they don't know it. Sues always seem to know they're beautiful and pretty or else they have a finely-crafted coating of angst powder -that carcinogenic dust made from dried and ground-up emo kids' eyeliner. A real Haplessly Mary Sue, according to my darer, must have accepted that some things in their life are different from others', know that they are good at some things and not others, and then carry on with otherwise normal lives instead of going full-tilt and heaving-bosom after one or another main canon characters. They may be stunningly pretty -but they can't think so themselves, and there has to be a catch in every 'cool' thing they have going on. That sounded fun to me, so...I'm writing it. There's also been one real, genuine, stupid-as-a-stone Mary Sue in there for a few chapters...when twenty people find the bint, then I'll kill her off.

6. Updates will appear...eventually. Note the enormous, huge, multiple-Presidential-Administration gaps between start dates and most recent updates on some of the newer fics. This is my longest-running hobby and I'm probably never going to give it up, but I don't always have the time for it that I used to, and for that, I apologize and plead the readers' patience.

I mean, FFS, look at the 'profile created' date and the present day. Yeah. The only reason why I hadn't deleted any of the incredibly, embarrassingly bad stuff written way back in the dial-up-only, antediluvian Before Times is the fact that the one time I started doing so, another writer emailed me to basically say "stop! no! the comparison between this and your new stuff is giving me hope that I can improve, please, please leave it at least long enough for me to save!"

So that was as weird and uncomfortable as a satchel of greased ferrets, but it was also flattering, so up it stayed, for years if only as a constant reminder to me that 'you, Self, are not as bright as you think you are.' Though considering some people emerged from that time of life with tattoos, STDs, children or prison records, I suppose some really abominably crap fanfiction is not that bad...oh, yes it is.

So I finally up and culled some of the pre-2004 stuff. It was the literary equivalent of heads on spikes, there only as a warning to others who are also suffering from that atrocious condition called 'being-fourteen-years-old.' It can be terminal. 71 and 74 chapters and over a thousand reviews (yeah, really...that was weird,) don't matter at all if the work isn't actually any good.

And then I got another PM from another person who liked two of them and wanted them put back up to save. Sigh. So back up they go, and up they will stay. I expect this is how most writers and artists feel about their extremely early work. Thank mercy that everything I did before age fourteen or so was done in physical notebooks and could be given a decent Viking funeral.

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Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 196 - Words: 246,555 - Reviews: 5599 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Our Girl Scootaloo 1 of 3 by Cozy Mark IV reviews
Just as a lonely man once found a filly Rainbow Dash, so did a tiny Scootaloo turn up in the backyard of a loving couple with no children of their own. Years later, Prof. T. Sparkle, Ph.D, writes the official biography of one particular Earth's first Pony citizen, with instructions to 'talk to anyone you need to and don't censor anything.' Rated T and now 20% cooler.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Scootaloo - Complete
At What Price? by Cozy Mark IV reviews
After the usual drama when Twilight discovers her new alicorn immortality, Princess Celestia puts her in touch with an old colleague of hers; Star Swirl the Bearded. Now over a thousand years old, he knows the secrets and the costs, but when he demands a price for his help, how far will Twilight go to save her friends from the reaper? Rated Teen for adult themes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Three Years At Sea by angrymermaids reviews
Zuko adjusts to his new situation, Iroh tries to guide him, and the Universe seems content to make the prince's life as miserable as possible. Zuko's adventures on the high seas during his banishment.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,160 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Zuko, Iroh
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,921 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Dash's Secret by Hopefox reviews
Rainbow Dash is a well-known pegasus mare in Ponyville, but her parents know her as a colt, Sonic Dash. When they come to visit, she must confront both her parents and her friends with the truth of her identity. Will her parents accept her as their daughter instead of their son, and how will her friends handle the secret she has kept from them for so long?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,595 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Rainbow Dash
The Clank With the Golden Gun by ImperialGirl reviews
Sequel to "On Her Undying Majesty's Secret Service". Ardsley and Melisande, British Intelligence, are back! A mysterious nobleman, a high-stakes game, nobles from across Europa invited to a mysterious meeting, and a Wulfenbach crashes the party...
Girl Genius - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011
Catch by Completely Different reviews
Lin's sure she's destined to become the first master of cable-swinging. However, she'll need to learn that even she might need someone to catch her. One-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
The Best Night Ever by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,756 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Rarity - Complete
Dashes, Dots, and Pegasus Spots by Nightwings81 reviews
When Rainbow Dash catches a bad case of pegapox, she cannot fly back to her cloud home and finds herself staying with Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Twilight is searching for a cure, but can the pegasus survive her well meaning nurses long enough to use it?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Rarity - Complete
Causality by Sir Gimp of Baath reviews
Twilight Sparkle devises a new experiment to test Pinkie's Pinkie Sense. But when the experiment takes an unexpected turn, Twilight must try to understand her feelings for Pinkie and unravel the secrets of Pinkie Sense.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
I'd Get You Out by Minstrel164 reviews
Castle finds himself kidnapped whilst on a book tour. Will Beckett, his partner, move heaven and earth to get him back safe and sound?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,561 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
A Study in Batesian Mimicry by Twist reviews
"Vetinari, for the second time in his life, looked at what some might have called his reflection. He wouldn't call it that, if only because normally his actual reflection breathed along with him." One-shot, because I miss Charlie.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Vetinari - Complete
Ah Ain't Got no Ackcent! by Terrichance reviews
When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Lady Molly Married by slytherinsal reviews
Sequel to Baroness Orczy's 'Lady Molly of Scotland Yard' taking the same braided novel approach of the original. Lady Molly has left Scotland Yard; she might expect a quiet married life, but her skills are too well known. I own nothing but effrontery
Lady Molly of Scotland Yard - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011
Once in a Lifetimer by Angel-Dressed-in-Red reviews
One day Castle has an encounter with one of the best and most common characters in the Discwrold series.
Crossover - Discworld & Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Death, Rick C. - Complete
Druella Black's Guide to Womanhood by dress without sleeves reviews
Previously Ancient and Most Noble. Change was coming, fast and strong, and it swept the Black sisters along with it: Bellatrix to freedom and to madness, Andromeda to independence and to love, and Narcissa to womanhood and to the bitter taste of loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,972 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Of Repatriation and Risk by Linxcat reviews
Then Ladyship had straightened up and smiled her shark smile, as if they were in brilliant cahoots about something - and maybe they were - and had said, "How wonderful it was to speak with you, Mr Lipwig! Hopefully we shall meet again before I leave."
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Moist von L. - Complete
Of Flops and Fortune by Linxcat reviews
The whole day had been a total flop, Moist von Lipwig thought miserably. A flop from the floppy beginning all the way to the floppish end. And it hadn't even finished yet, which was the worst part – there was still potential for flop in the future.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Moist von L., Adora Belle D. - Complete
The Bit With Mavis Trouncer by Miss Yetigoosecreature reviews
And then there was depth, and pressure, and his last thought had been please, please, can we skip the bit with Mavis Trouncer... - Thud. Written as a "thank you" in exchange for a donation to my Discworld-themed fundraiser.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Für Das Größere Wohl by Pseudonym Sam reviews
Dieter Heydrich is a model German boy with perfect Aryan complexion, exemplary conduct in the Hitler Youth, and fanatical loyalty to his beloved Führer. But on his eleventh birthday, he discovers a hidden magical world led by Gellert Grindelwald...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,472 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Gellert G., I. Karkaroff
The Dream Maxim Origin Story by Amaryllis Zandanel reviews
Maxim dreams of his past after Old Man Death's granddaughter knocks him out.
Girl Genius - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2010
Good People by Linxcat reviews
Three o'clock, Moist von Lipwig had discovered over the years, was a bad time to be awake. It was just the wrong time of night – or did it count as morning by then? – to be conscious...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Moist von L., Adora Belle D. - Complete
Guide Me Home by Qwi-Xux reviews
They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,207 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hakoda, Ursa - Complete
The Great Pixie Dust Up by Mundungus42 reviews
Severus Snape, whose magical equivalent of general relativity has revolutionized spell casting, is content to ignore the larger ramifications of his work until circumstances conspire to bring it to his attention. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange. SS/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Cullin' of the Fold by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Sue parody, inspired by Twilight antifandom and the Decemberists. A young squirrelmaid learns that the Abbeydwellers actually have damn good reasons for not consorting with vermin.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
The Joke's On Me by LilLolaBlue reviews
Meet the Harlequin, Batman’s ward & the Joker’s little girl. She likes booze, blues, cars, guns, & men. She wants to be a hero, but she’s too bad for her own good. Only one hero's villain enough to show her the ropes. Is the joke on the Comedian, at last?
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 152,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward B./The Comedian
A Second Pair Of Boots by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Watch our neurotic twosome as they do their darndest to honour a wedding invitation. Trees are climbed in the process. PollyxMal, ShuftixPaul.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Polly P. - Complete
Baby the Hero by Aoife129 reviews
George gets a dose of humility when she meets someone with a harder job than hers--Oneshot
Dead Like Me - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Curious Contents of the Baker St ButterDish by Pompey reviews
Our chambers were always full of chemicals and of criminal relics which had a habit of wandering into unlikely positions, and of turning up in the butter-dish or in even less desirable places" -MUSGRAVE RITUAL. For the "Holmes goes too far" challenge.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Peach by GillianRose reviews
Inara tells Mal how the Operative got her to make the wave. Unabashed fluff - probable one shot. Please read and review. Disclaimer: I own nothing. All hail Joss!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Death goes on by Moon Ecstasy reviews
70 some-odd years later and Mason and Georgie are still at it. Only now in grand old Britain. However the revolution is starting and George has a special reap to do. A V for Vendetta and Dead Like Me crossover. T for language.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Dear Stranger by Miri Tiazan reviews
My answer to the WIKTT Daddy Long Legs challenge. Hermione loses both her parents and all her money. Desperate, she accepts an offer from an anonymous benefactor to pay for her schooling. HGSS. Updated after a looooong hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
How the Ghost of You Clings by wallyflower reviews
The aftermath of an apprentice's departure. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghosts, Mermaids, Clocks and Loonies by ina-anna-etta reviews
There was the time I locked myself outside the girls' bathroom in nothing but what most Hogwarts students used for hand towels and Luna Lovegood had to rescue me. A takeoff from The Family Clock.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Charmer of the Shadows by LesMisLoony reviews
Despite what you may think, Montparnasse’s life was really a neverending search for love, happiness, and fancy clothes... until he met Eponine. Rated for language, loose women, and lots of blood. Complete at last.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,454 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Montparnasse, Eponine - Complete
To Make Much of Time by Mundungus42 reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Through the Foe Glass and What Severus Found There by Mundungus42 reviews
Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Consequences of Neglect by Rachibert reviews
One shot drabble regarding the effects of Sara and Grissom's relationship on his racing cockroaches. Some roaches will do anything for a little attention...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Quite A New Thing by Kermit's Sister reviews
Werewolves, parodies, OC's. Murder, mayhem and mischief. Love, luck... and rubber duckies! The story of a Hogwarts chick from start to finito. It's based quite loosely off of Jan Mc Neville's work The Student in Question. HALTED FOR GOOD! Sorry, y'all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Epilogue by azurelacroix reviews
Sweeney Todd. What if Lovett had managed to dodge the oven?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
Choices by mik109 reviews
What could break Jayne? Rayne
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,402 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kagami no Musume by Urwen reviews
A fairly short piece speculating on the origins of Yumiko&Yumie. By speculating, I mean taking everything we know about the character so far and trying to make a really, really nasty story about how it might have come about.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of CSI by CSICo-ordinator reviews
Vengeance can be sweet, but so can education and the CSI characters have decided it’s time to do some teaching about fanfic. Shipwars, mayhem, lusting, oh my! Welcome to OFUCSI.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Absinthe by Thalia Kendall reviews
Bittersweet and intoxicating and dangerous... Bellatrix Black, cruelty, dominance, and Rodolphus Lestrange [BellaRodolphus WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Bellatrix L.
Return to the Waste Land by Thess reviews
In the midst of a faithless and depressed, post war London, a new cult is rising. Their message? Jesus Christ is a vampire, the afterlife is the unlife. Hellsing has to face a world that knows the undead are very real and quite popular. AxI and PxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Integra - Complete
The Urge Notorious by mavidian reviews
(SSHG-R) After a big misunderstanding, Hermione requires Severus to prove his love once and for all. Well meaning friends, an opportunistic phantasm and Rita Skeeter complicate things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,340 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Mary Sue and the Hogwarts Express by opalish reviews
This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts...but nothing goes the way she expects. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Coming to Terms by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
What might happen if Seras had found a wounded Alexander Anderson after the battle with Incognito? Can an understanding ever be reached? SerasAnderson, set after Episode 13 Epilogue up, COMPLETE!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
That Certain Urge by mavidian reviews
Complete Caught red-handed in an activity frowned upon at Hogwarts, Hermione has no intention of reforming. Snape has to make her aware of the consequences. A game played by Wizarding rules becomes a point of honor, competition and temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
No Room To Wiggle by mossley reviews
Final chapter added. Grissom tricked Sara into going to a conference with him. What's going to happen now that she knows the truth? A sequel to Wiggle Room. Rating may change later.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,759 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Freedom by J Luc Pitard reviews
Alucard is offered his freedom. Some violence, mild sexuality and profanity. This was my first fan fic, set in anime-verse. Completed Story
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,708 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The DEWW Conspiracies by Wonk reviews
To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
From Hellsing by Urwen reviews
“Witness, dearest children of the empire (and other far-flung lands), as the Hon. Captain Irwin B.F., C.J.D. presents, for your edification and amusement, a chilling and dreadful tale of horror, dastardly dealings and rambunctious roughhousing."
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Oddest of Couples by Fyrie reviews
A series of 1500-word vignettes about random odd couples in the Harry Potter verse, care of discussions that I nosily honed in on, on Fictionalley Park (14th vignette added - March 24th)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,604 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 12/11/2002
Dream by Campy Capybara reviews
"Dream...and it might come true..." Hermione's birthday gift from her mum brings her a surprise. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,891 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Power Of A Squib by Ys reviews
[Complete] As disappearances happen at Hogwarts, Hermione finds the most unexpected ally to come with her to the rescue...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,624 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Enclosed Spaces With Vampires by Bishonen no Hime reviews
“Don’t ever do that again.” “Ooh, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you use that tone before. Say something else.”
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Soul Searching by Quillusion reviews
Complete text available at thepotionsmaster .net / whispers / (remove spaces) Hermione makes a discovery that will allow her to help a friend in need- and Professor Snape into the bargain. The WIKTT Archives, souls, and henges abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Achieve Weightlessness by Lissa22 reviews
Luna helps raise Snape's spirits for a few fleeting moments with an unusual concoction. A light, humourous fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Severus S., Luna L.
HOGWARTS: A Musical Vaudeville by Princess Licorice reviews
WHEN YOU'RE GOOD TO SN...er MAMA IS NOW UP A weird crossover of the Harry Potter series and Chicago the musical.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003
Harry Potter and the Fate of Hogwarts by WerghofTur reviews
This story takes place during Harry's Fifth year; formerly 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Touch'. The future of Hogwarts school is determined by a new student.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,409 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Harry P.
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just One Night by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] Just when Harry gets ready to admit his feelings to Hermione, she falls in love with someone else. But someone else has noticed Harry, and she's determined to get him...even if it's just for one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,755 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
There's A Bastard In There by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
Hermione, her post-Hogwarts job, and a nasty Snape. Based on the 'Real and True' challenge on WIKTT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rosemary and Thyme by Oniko reviews
Hermione's friends talk her into undergoing past life regression to discover her soulmate. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
She Went to Save Us All by Sheri McNeville reviews
Satine is gone and so is the necklace from the Duke. Who could have stolen it and why? First fic, with help from Jan McNeville.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2003
The Case of Missing Whisky by Mundungus42 reviews
A stolen inheritance leads Holmes and Watson to a world that doesn't wish to be discovered. Surprisingly tasteful crossover with Harry Potter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Complete
Like Us by JazzMind reviews
A bit-fic for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003
Goodbye,Trevor by skullfarmer reviews
Neville's toad dies. Featuring Neville, Hermione,Hagrid and Dumbledore. It's sad. It's funny. I cried while I was writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Rubeus H., Hermione G.
A Hogwarts Carol by Strega Brava reviews
A Hogwartian twist on a Dickens classic. AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Virginia by She's a Star reviews
'Little girl...I tore apart your tattered soul.' In the Chamber, Tom reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Voldemort, Ginny W.
The Ballad of Lot's Daughters by Honesty reviews
The fall of Sodom, in verse, in questionable taste. Where else but the Bible would you find so many dubious sexual practices in such close proximity?WARNING: mature themes (but hey, they're in the original) and fruity language.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2002
Teacher's Pet by Didodikali reviews
Hermione studies to become an animagus. Professor Snape is not amused. Illustrated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 4/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ascension by Asenath reviews
Integra recalls what brave little girls have to do to ascend to power.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2002
The Stairs Need Fixing and So Does My Time Turner by Strega Brava reviews
A parody of the timeturner fic with a little fun poked at my favourite ship also where Hermione always seems to end up in the time of the Marauders and there is always a staircase involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Home by TheRebelQueen reviews
Hermione is upset and finds support in a most unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Revelations by rhitmcshanm reviews
HGSS story. Secrets will come out to the light.... ch 1: Bob Snape ending edited ch 2: Lemmy Granger brand new!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
This Program has Performed an Illegal Operation by starheart20 reviews
Hermione reflects on being a muggle born witch
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Hermione G.
Doing it Right by ljp reviews
Hermione decides she needs a new ‘do. Or, what does Snape do on his summers off?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Potion by Strega Brava reviews
A short funny treatment of a SeverusHermione story which is still my favourite ship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Catharsis by chris dee reviews
Alfred's cure for the holiday blues
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2000 - Complete
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The Family Clock reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,163 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
The Thin Blue Edge reviews
Narrative causality is a brutal thing, and not even the Roundworld is immune to the wish for a more understanding anthromorphic personification to take care of a shattering loss.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Death
Only Slightly So reviews
Disfigurement or damage does strange things to people's lives. MegErikOC triangle. Post WebberLeroux
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/5/2003
A Snowy Night reviews
Winter in England. Cold winds and white, fluffy snow, as well as tolling bells of midnight. Decidedly AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Student In Question reviews
Okay, the student and professor fancy each other. This is great. With Yankees at Hogwarts, the coming war, Moldy-Voldy in all his ickyness and a good splash of alcohol, what happens?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Lack Of Firepower reviews
Sir Integra misplaces something very important. Dedicated to Erin Ptah.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/20/2004
Sixteen Years After Catastrophe reviews
Almost a fanfic of a fanfic, this story is almost sixteen years after Hermione's mysterious kidnapping...she and Snape are now both professors. Chapter 74 now uploaded and now beta'd by the fabulous Shara Michelle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.