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Joined 05-13-08, id: 1575969, Profile Updated: 07-11-09
Author has written 5 stories for Kirby, Harry Potter, Metroid, Star Wars, Pikmin, Twilight, and Matrix.

Uh, hi. I'm DarkLordKardos. That isn't my real name of course, but you know.

Wow...it's been a year or so since I've edited this page or spent any significant amount of time on this site, and I like to think I've changed (or at least decreased in nerdiness) since then. i figure since people are starting to actually read my writing, now's as good a time as any to revise this.

I'm a guy who writes stuff. There.

Just kidding. Let's see...I'm 14 and I like to draw, write, read, play video games, listen to music, hang out with friends...mostly basic teenager stuff. I have somewhat of a reputation as the quiet smart kid. However, I have a mean sarcastic streak that rears its head now and then.

I haven't written very much fanfiction, and the stories I have written have little in common. I more often write really random comedy, partly because I'm just not that great at writing Long Serious Stories, and partly because I don't really see the point of putting a lot of work into writing Long Serious Stories about property I don't own and never will. (That doesn't mean I don't respect those who do, however.) Maybe it's just because I have a really lazy work ethic. Yeah, probly that one.

Anyway, mah fics:

Where is Snape?: A sorta funny and really random little six-part Potter Puppet Pals story that I wrote for my Nerd Camp friends, and eventually decided to upload to this site. Other people seem to like it as well. Who knew?

The Twilight Problem: Another PPP fic in which Hermione becomes diagnosed with the common female affliction of Twilight addiction. I get to poke fun at my worst enemy Stephenie Meyer, her book, its fans, and write a PPP story at the same time! And it's even randomer than the first one! Yay! This is the fic I'm currently working on, and probably most popular, though neither of those are saying very much. I also frequently appear in it, usually as some sort of deus ex machina. Or maybe it's to feed my enormous ego. Who can say?

The Hunted: A Metroid fic, set immediately after the Prime Trilogy (although you really don't have to know much about the series to read it). Samus is being hunted down by Sylux from MPH, and meets up with Olimar and the Pikmin in the process of trying to survive. I'm also trying to include all the rest of the MP:H hunters, cuz they're cool. Er...Haven't updated this in awhile. Not sure where I was going with some of it...

The Return of Drawcia: Er...My first fic, and it shows. It's set in the Kirby universe, where the notorious thieves known as the Squeaks discover a painting containing the trapped soul of the Dread Witch Drawcia. Yeah...Clearly I wrote this awhile ago. I might come back to it eventually, or take it off and edit it. Or more probably do nothing. It's not on the top of my priority list.

Darth Vader vs. Neo: This is a purely humorous Matrix/Star Wars crossover where Neo and Vader have an unconventional battle to the death. I wrote it at STEP "Nerd Camp" 07 before I even knew about this site. My friends there liked it a lot, so I thought I would post it here.

And that's it. I might put more on this page once I write more stuff that people will actually read. Ciao!

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Tabuu's Revenge (REFERENCE) by Robopup24 reviews
Six months after our brave group of heroes have defeated Tabuu, life is rather...calm. But when an unexpected event happens that marks Tabuu's return, they must defeat him once more and fight unexpected enemies: their own friends and loved ones. CURRENTLY BEING REBOOTED.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,018 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/20/2008
Pikmin 2: The Side You Didn't See by Blind Kirby reviews
You've seen Olimar and Louie's side, now see the Bosses' as they try to stop the Pikmin threat! COMPLETE
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,068 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
I am a Thief by Edward Vulpes reviews
An intimate character exploration of Daroach, leader of the intergalactic band of criminals known as the Squeaks. Leave feedback, please- it is my nourishment.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Fragmented Spectrum by Selanp reviews
The magical field of the Koopa Kingdom is thrown out of balance, and Kamek fears it may be an omen of something terrible that might endanger the entire Mushroom World. Okay guys this thing is COMPLETED. w00t w00t.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
C L I C H É F I E L D by LovaAtHeart reviews
In the following you will find one of two things: either a spoof of the movie "Cloverfield", or a guild of demonic monkeys. If it's the latter, it means you will die a long and painful death. Fortunately, it'll probably be the Cloverfield spoof.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
iVoldy by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
What will happen when Voldemort goes 21st century? The good, the bad, and the explosive of an upgraded wizarding world to iPods, computers, and video games. No ships, so far. Rated for mild language... Epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Know the Beasts by Bowser Jr. Nutt reviews
Olimar and the gang are going out to risk their lives trying to teach you pointless information about the beasts in pikmin while getting paid almost nothing. Well, what are you waiting for! Chapter 9 finnaly up! PLEASE review!
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,671 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006
iPik by V rex reviews
An all new exciting product! Claim yours now!
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
On my own by Selanp reviews
[Superstar Saga] After being defeated by the Mario brothers, Fawful finds he must strike it out on his own. But when he's been led by Cackletta all his life, can he really cope with suddenly being alone? [Chapter 19 uploaded, and thus it ends.]
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Fawful - Complete
Samus and Ridley Sitting in a Tree by Eyes5 reviews
Exploring the canon and continuity, or lack thereof, in Metroid.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Revelations and Revolution by TR-Emperor reviews
Karolyn undergoes a painful resurfacing of her past, but the experience only strengthens the relationship between her and Ridley.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
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Potter Puppet Pals: The Twilight Problem reviews
Hermione has gone and got herself addicted to Twilight. Oh snap. Can the gang find a cure?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
The Hunted reviews
Phaaze, along with its queen, Dark Samus, has been destroyed. However, Samus Aran has little time to rest, as a familiar foe returns to hunt her down. Even with the help of Captain Olimar and the Pikmin, can she survive? Pikmin/ Metroid crossover.
Crossover - Metroid & Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
Darth Vader vs Neo reviews
In a doomed attempt to convert the Sith Lord to Zion's cause, Neo Anderson is forced--kind of--to do battle with Darth Vader. Random Star Wars/Matrix crossover. Not to be taken seriously or as canon in any way.
Crossover - Star Wars & Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Darth Vader, Neo - Complete
Potter Puppet Pals: Where is Snape? reviews
Harry and Ron just want to bother their least favorite professor, but he is nowhere to be found. A quest across Hogwarts begins! And now, ends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Return of Drawcia reviews
The paint witch has returned, with the unwitting help of the Squeaks, and no stupid marshmallows will stop her this time. First kinda crappy fic. Reviews would be appreciated.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008