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Name: Natalia / Natalka (Nataly) Dmitriev and Karen Brenton. My mom wanted to name me Karen while my dad wanted to name me Natalia so they call me both but on my birth certificate it says Natalia Dmitriev. I tell people I’m Karen Brenton because my boyfriend’s last name is Brenton.
Birthday: February 14, 1988
Eye color: Hazel Green
Hair color: Auburn and curly at the tips
Height: 6 feet 2 inches (I'm really tall for a woman)
Favorite colors: Chervona (Red), Bila (White), Chorna (Black)
Nationality: Half French, Half Ukrainian
Personality: I’m very outgoing and love flirting with guys.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, shopping, Dragging Salem (My hot bf) to the mall to shop for bras and panties and having sex with my bf. (heh heh)
Sexuality: A Bisexual. Looking for another bisexual women that like threesomes with a hot French guy.
Relationship status: Have a steady boyfriend and occasionally kiss my friend Anastasiya / Nastya (Anastasia) Voronin.
Languages fluently spoken: English, French, Ukrainian, Russian, Spanish, and Italian
Language spoken but not fluently: Japanese, Chinese, Scottish Gaelic, and Malay (had to learn when I went to Singapore), German, Korean, Portuguese, Arabic, and Hindi.
Things I hate: Stereotypes or people prejudice against homosexuals and or bisexuals. I don’t have anything against heterosexuals either but I much prefer homosexuals or bisexuals as my friends.
It's not every day you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention - My friend Anastasia told this to my boyfriend, Salem.
Salem: I love you and I want to marry you Me: I love you and I want to marry you, too! Salem: Well…that cuts down our love scene quite a bit…doesn’t it?
Come what may, I will love you until my dying day- Moulin Rouge
If only I was rich, instead of beautiful.
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincidence? I think not.
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
If you love something, set it free. if it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
Forever is never long enough when it's spent with you.
A kiss is just a kiss till you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug till you find the one you're always thinkin' of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Love was just a word till I heard it from you.
Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.
I was not kissing your lips... I was telling your lips a secret.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun"
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
f you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
Favorite Poem: Yearning from Desire
Yearning from desire
Yearning from desire
Yearning from desire
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices