Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Avengers, Harry Potter, Vikings, Hobbit, Greek, Game of Thrones, and Star Trek: 2009.
Life is crazy - I hope to get time to write and update in April/May!
An awesome and amazingly talented friend of mine on DeviantArt made a wallpaper for To Touch The Stars called One Chance. Their user is Super-Fan-Wallpapers and they make all different fandom papers (such as Marvel, Dr. Who, Poldark, and other misc. movies), so if you are in need of a wicked desktop pic for your fave fandom check out her stuff or message a request! You won't regret it!!
My story covers, if not specifically stated in the summary, are manips by me using Windows 7 Paint and edited in Adobe Photoshop Elements 9, Fotoflexer.com or the editor FanFiction.net supplies. The exceptions are Orpheus' Second Chance & The God's Ties, whose images come from a Bing search O.o
If you want to check out some of my fandom manips, check out WelshArcher on Deviant Art!
Favorite Pairings (romantic/friendship)
Hermione-Merlin (BBC Merlin)
Hermione-Arthur (BBC Merlin)
Hawkeye-Black Widow (Blackeye?)
Black Widow-Loki (BlackFrost)
Black Widow-Winter Soldier (WinterWidow)
Tauriel-Kili (Kiliel or Kauriel I guess? I think I prefer the last one.)
Tauriel-Thranduil (it's weird but look at some of my friend's fan art ( and then make up your mind!)
...is it sad only two of my OTPs are actual canon? O.o Anyway, have any good stories for them, or other random pairings? Let me know!!
TEAM SETH: He can imprint on me anytime.
TEAM CATO: Because he is a trained Career and yet can't climb a tree!
TEAM HAWKEYE: Makes Robin Hood look like a wuss.
TEAM SPOCK: Because it is the logical choice.
TEAM KILI: He's travel size! (And have you seen his smile? *eep*)
TEAM WINTER SOLDIER: Because I'm with ya till the end of the line.
TEAM MATTHEW: Because he is my amazing boyfriend of 6 years who puts up with his girlfriend's insane, obsessive crushes on fictitious beings!!
If life gives you lemons make apple juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
You smile, I smile. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.
Nobody move! I dropped my brain.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
No I don't want to punch you, but I can't speak for my body.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When in doubt, make words up!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
Shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.
See that thing you are stepping on right there? That is called my last nerve. Tread carefully.
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp (most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live together in the same box.
It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.
Don't look at me in that tone!
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp, pointy things. You should run from Bob.
WARNING! Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I run into walls...and off the occasional cliff...like Bella.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?
Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.
The past is just the future with the lights on.
"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.
BEST HUNGER GAMES JOKE EVER!: Girl On Fire PLUS Boy With Bread = TOAST!
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Idiot, I paid 12 to come to the movies and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Stupid?
You know you live in the 21st Century when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line.
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6.
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9.
If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.
If you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Things to think about...
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." - William Wordsworth
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." - E. L. Doctorow
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8Dont use any punctuation
9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13.Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
36 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Find a Guy...
Who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
Who calls you back when you hang up on him...
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...
Who holds your hand in front of his friends...
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...
Who turns to his friends and says, "That's her!!"
I know I'm not perfect,
Anything else you'd like to throw at me?
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This is Bunny.