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Joined 05-14-08, id: 1576228, Profile Updated: 12-11-09
Author has written 11 stories for South Park, Song of the Lioness, and Merlin.

PLEASE NOTE: I have school, and school requires concentration. So I may be a little slow on updates. I apologize for the inconvenience. I have been through an awful break-up recently, and have been very sad and depressed. It may cause me to not write, to write more, or may simply show up in my stories. I really can't say yet. I also take many unexplained absences. Just know that I have a busy life, as the rest of you do.


POLICIES: I have a few policies about my writing. First of all, my personal one. I will always stay one chapter ahead. I can't so this for the stories I already have published, because people are waiting for the updates. But on new stories, I will always have the first two chapters or more written before I publish it, and will keep up with that trend. Second, for updating. Reviews motivate me, and I try to leave reviews for constructive criticism and compliments. But hardly anyone leaves me reviews. I am happy as long as I know people are reading my story (favoriting and following), but reviews are the best. I will be content without them in the beginning but as time goes on if I do not see a review, I will not update.


Hey everyone! You can call me Crystal. I am 17 and attending the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, as a junior. I recently got my driver's license, so...party time! I love animals more than anything else, and I really enjoy reading and writing.

I mostly write South Park stories. But I have had no inspiration for quite a while, so while I am working on them update are extremely slow. I also have a Song of the Lioness story up - I'm reading that series again right now, and will start writing the story again soon. The Merlin story is my most recent one, and hopefully I will be able to finish it in a timely fashion!


Pet Peeves:

1) Seeing movies in theaters. Sure, I do it, but it's not fun! I like to provide my own commentary, and I can't do that in the theaters. But everyone else loves it, it's gotten to the point where my parents refuse to watch movies without me because they love how I reply to everything with sarcasm, concern, and happiness as if the characters can actually hear me.

2) People who do not speak proper English in stories. No, I am not referring to words in other languages - that's fine. I'm talking about people that type LyK tHiiS!! I can't understand you. Do you understand me? ii CaN't UnDeRsTaNd YoU!!

3) Folded papers. Do not fold my papers. Ever. Instant death for you and a pox on your household too!


Favorite Things:

1) Music - Disturbed, Three Days Grace, and a few other groups.

2) Animals - especially my two Siamese cats.

3) Mathematics - yes, I know I'm weird :D


Favorite TV Shows: South Park, Stargate SG-1, The IT Crowd, Ugly Betty, Medium, Merlin, Drop Dead Diva, Man vs. Food .

Favorite Books: The Belgariad (David Eddings), The Mallorean (David Eddings), Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness Quartet (Tamora Pierce).

Favorite Movies: National Treasure, Remember the Titans, School of Rock, Spiderman, Iron Man, Cloverfield, The Others...and others. Lol.

Favorite Video Games: Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Spyro, Super Mario 64, Yoshi's Island, and other older games for N64 and SNES.

I am only interested in one anime, and that is Shaman King. I have seen the show only once as it's on a satellite only channel, and the theme song is still stuck in my head. I've only read up to book 10 or 11 (something like that) because have you ever tried to find them in the stores around Vegas? Horrible.


Websites you should check out:

- It's the official South Park website!

http://www.youtube.com/user/iceprincessinfinity/ - My Youtube account, with South Park videos.


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There are currently no TV show updates, as everything is on break. Sorry for the inconvenience, and the updates will be back soon!


I wanted to put in all of the couples that I support...so here they are!

South Park:

Cartman x Kyle
Stan x Kyle
Butters x Cartman
Craig x Tweek

Merlin:

Merlin x Arthur
Merlin x Morgana

Song of the Lioness:

Alanna x Gary

~ Crystal ~ iceprincessinfinity ~

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Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SLASH! Eric is tired of being the resident fatass. Befriended by the Goths, he soon discovers ways to deal with his weight. But when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
California Dreaming by LaneIA reviews
Trixie Belden fic. True love has evaded our girl Honey Wheeler. Is it possible that it has been under her nose the whole time?
Trixie Belden - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,525 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/20/2008
Maybe? by Dowash reviews
After getting what you want, how far are you willing to go to keep him yours? HP/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 226,444 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Chasing Eric by BlackDiceGambit reviews
After spending years hiding his secret adoration of Eric, Butters finally works up the courage to bribe his secret childhood sweetheart over and slowly begins a love hate affair.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
What's Next? by Nikita1506 reviews
Finn finds out that Quinn lied to him about the baby...what will he do?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
Oblivious by LinkehCrescent reviews
Can Rachel possibly be as self centered as she seems? She wants attention, but what happens when she gets it from the last person she would expect? Kurt/Rachel T for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
Stargazing by Southern Sunshine reviews
PHOENIX II/BEN BARRETT COLLAB. While confined to his home for the summer, 15-year old Stan Marsh becomes fascinated with a new boy next door. Will the new kid ever notice him? Will Stan go to jail for a crime he swears he didn't commit? AU. SLASH. Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,597 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Mother Knows Best by forever is never forever reviews
Post Tornado Girl, Daniel starts to really think about the comment Claire made about Daniel having a crush on Betty. Detty, duh.
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,888 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Daniel M., Betty S.
Justin in Charge by tilante reviews
sequel to Alex Gets Punished; Justin goes off to college, and that puts a strain on Justin and Alex's new relationship.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Alex Gets Punished by tilante reviews
Jerry and Theresa are away, and Justin's in charge. Alex messes up big, and says she'll take any punishment Justin wants to give her, as long as he doesn't tell Mom and Dad.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Cartman X Kyle by JoyHeart reviews
In a world where primal hatreds may turn to sexual passions, one yaoi fangirl has the power to tip the balance and send South Park into a spiraling chaos... and she doesn't even need a tin foil costume to do it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Get A Clue by xxxTsubasaHoLic reviews
When Kyle visits his super best friend in the capital city, he runs into somebody he had hoped to never see again. Kyle/Cartman. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,623 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Love is Blind So We Wear Masks by Headcaase reviews
Remus and Sirius are in love with eachother. The problem is, neither of them knows that the other loves him. But when the Valentine's Day Masquerade comes along, they might get a chance to finally end up together...SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Broken by eksley05 reviews
Tweek's heart is broken. The one person he cared about most seems to care the least about him... FINISHED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,122 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Misery Business is Simply Theatrics by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Chase by Fletset reviews
In Cartman's dreams, Kyle is his toy. In reality, Stan will do everything in his power to prevent that from happening. A Dark Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,255 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
My Collection of South Park One—Shots by The Pregnant Chad reviews
Whoo-hoo!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008
She Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by BleedmeBlind reviews
When Kyle kisses Stan at a dance to make him feel less lonely- Stan begins to fall in a spiral of confusion leading him to question his soul mate. Is it Wendy? or is it Kyle? On this path of discovery Stan comes close to losing everything...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,896 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Because of Love by TheXYZ reviews
Sacrifice is a very strange thing. It defies logic, and survival of the fittest, and every man for himself. It is complete; it is the quintessence of purity; and it is the hardest thing in the world to do. StanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Acting The Part by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
In a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted affections of All the Ladies, Kyle takes Kenny's suggestion to act gay...with Stan, who may not be just acting.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,897 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
In The Snow by calamity kerin reviews
A part of Stan didn’t think to move off. A part of Kyle didn’t want him to. [Oneshot StanKyle.]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Posing by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
Kyle is required to draw a nude model for art class. He knows exactly who he wants to pose. StanxKyle and hints of WendyxKenny and WendyxStanyou can say WendyxKenny WendyxStan if you'd like
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,687 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
After Everything's Said and Done by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,964 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Real Boys, Kiss Boys by CornCrackersAndSlash reviews
After a long period of denial and confusion, Eric finally comes to terms with his feelings toward Kyle, and sets out to prove his love to the person he has constantly fought with for almost 11 years with help from a caring friend. [Cartman's P.O.V]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Golden Squire by neurotically yours reviews
Raoul went behind Jon and Gary's backs and took Alanna as a squire. Probably going to end up AlannaRaoul. If I ever find out the difference between fluff and sweet littel things, I'll add some.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,401 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Tortall
Of the Obsessed and Abused by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. KyleStan. Kyle and Stan find their relationship, and possibly Kyle's life in jeopardy when young Ike begins to develop a rather unhealthy obsession. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
pretty boys make pretty toys by your allegria reviews
Cartman knows Kyle's biggest secret, and he's finally ready to take his revenge. [oneshot, slash, weird ending]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Thorns revised by hannirose reviews
I almost had to fight Gary for you.-Jonathan, A:TFA. What if Jon hadn't been Alanna's knight-master. What if it had been Gary? This is the revised version, and very much improved!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Tortall
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Invincible reviews
Arthur always thought he was invincible. But Merlin proves to him that he isn't, in more ways than one. Better than it sounds, really. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Unknown Certainties reviews
When something is wrong with Gary, who would suspect his depression has anything to do with his changing feelings towards his red-headed friend? Eventually Gary/Alanna.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Alanna, Gareth the Younger
Hidden Meanings reviews
Slash, Kyle/Cartman. Cartman has gone through a rough time and is finally ready to be himself again. Kyle wonders what's been wrong with him for the past year.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Sunday Morning, Yellow Sky reviews
A deep look into the mind of Eric Cartman. No expected updates until August, but please read anyway - I promise that it isn't a cliffhanger. Rated Teen because it's South Park, after all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Eric Cartman
Midnight Dream reviews
While working on a school project with Kyle, Cartman finds himself falling for Ike. Some people accept their relationship...others don't. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Eric Cartman, Ike B.
An Unlikely Circumstance reviews
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, and when he finally comes to terms with it no one can help him except his girlfriend Marjorine...only he doesn't realize the girl he fell in love with is himself.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Butters S.
Forgivable Lies reviews
Kyle/Stan, oneshot. Kyle regrets that his feeling's don't match Stan's, but he accepts that he can't change them. Not exactly slash, just poetic-sounding emotions.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Pure Beginning reviews
Kyle was sure Stan didn't feel the same way about him...that's why he was leaving notes, after all. But what he didn't expect was Stan falling in love with what he had written... Rated T for language and...other.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Tonsil Trouble: Read Between the Lines reviews
What really happens during the episode Tonsil Trouble. Cartman/Butters. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Revenge of the Unpopular Characters reviews
When rarely-seen characters resent their place in the town, they form a secret society dedicated to fighting for equal rights of unpopular characters. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008
Assignment on the Edge of Forever reviews
Mr. Garrison substitutes the boys' sixth grade English class and assigns a pointless project. Meanwhile, Cartman attempts to win ten dollars from Craig. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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