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Joined 05-14-08, id: 1576726, Profile Updated: 10-22-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm plain Jane! So, I’ve tired a couple of genres of fanfics but apparently only the funny and twisted one worked out. Says a lot about me doesn’t it? I’m not that bad…and my parole officer says that those people might be able to make a full recovery! (Just messing with you….or am I?) >_

Later Dolls oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


*PS*

NOT THAT I GIVE A FLYING DUCK, BUT...

TO ALL YOU PEOPLE GIVING ME LIP AND WHINING ABOUT HOW I STOLE IllustrisFlamma'S story 'BETTER THAN REVENGE': LEARN TO DUCKING READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE YOU NUMB SKULLS BECAUSE SHE CLEARLY SAYS THAT HER FIC IS A FANFIC OF MY DUCKING STORY! IT IS MIGHTY FLATTERING TO HAVE HER DO SO AND THE FACT THAT IT CAME OUT BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL IS JUST AWESOME. SO HAVE SOME RESPECT AND INSULT MY WORK FOR ITS CRUMMY GRAMMAR SKILLS AND INCORRECT SPELLING INSTEAD OF TELLING ME IT SUCKS BECAUSE I STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE!

WE CLEAR!?

Thank you and have a nice day.


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Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consuming Darkness by Malfoysplaymate reviews
Harry has been having some disturbing dreams and visions. There is something dark simmering inside him. How does he cope with this? How does Hermione come into play? And Draco Malfoy? HG/DM/HP Dark Fic with graphic violence, torture, and smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,039 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Black Heart by Susannah01 reviews
Marriage Law: "Who am I to marry?" The room fell quiet and Sirius raised his gaze from his hands. "Me" Hermione spun her head round to look at him. "You are to marry me Hermione" Rated for language, violence and sex scene's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,234 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Tendo, Preteritus, Posterus by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Harry and Hermione want a stress-free seventh year, and they find a way to go back in time to have it. SLASH, AU, SBHP/RLHG/LEJP. Cliches and insanity abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,975 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Gryffindor Writer by shadowwritr reviews
Post War - AU, BDMS, NOT PWP, Has a plot. Warnings inside. At the end of 7th year Hermione Granger writes a fantasy story which ended up stolen, read by the Slytherins and confiscated by Professor Snape. What will he do after he has read it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 86,259 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 8,360 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incest by luckystar03 reviews
Tamaki's reaction when he finds out about the relationship between Kyouya and Haruhi. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,014 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind by Jayeliwood reviews
AU,OOC, All human. Disability doesn't mean you're not able. Can Edward get over his disability and himself to find true happiness with someone who cares deeply for him. Will he do anything to become whole for her? Winner of 3 Twilightawards best author!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 6,187 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/20/2008
Flirt by Amethyst Grey reviews
Luis could see himself pressed against a solid chest, able to feel it moving in the human necessity of breath. A breathy voice spoke to him repeatedly, his name uttered pleasingly as a hand stroke down his back. CornyLuis
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Corny S., Luis - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
King or pawns by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Is the Hermione we know the real Hermione? A dark HHR, but be warned it's diffrent and might offend some please be careful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
What Love Is by Inell13 reviews
Draco and Hermione demonstrate what love truly is to Severus Snape Draco & Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Poison reviews
he tastes so fine you never smell the odorless death laced between every swallow. It's only after you have taken a drink; after you let him take you, consume you, that you feel that toxic tremor across your lips. R&R! H/Hr... slight H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Smiling Gently reviews
she sat on the step beside him, hands still entwined with Luna's and stared at him with that dazed unfocused look that caused the already painful ache in his heart to intensify. She used to be so brilliant. And now she was this shell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - George W., Hermione G.
Oh My God! reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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