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Joined 05-14-08, id: 1576765, Profile Updated: 05-31-10
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hey, my name is Saki. Here is my profile... I'm obsessed with Naruto. And Harry Potter.

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If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had the insanely moral urge to bitchslap Sasuke, copy this into your profile.

If Shino is your favorite character, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile.

XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX, XxMadara's-Little-Stalkerxx, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God

If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list;Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had the insanely moral urge to bitchslap Sasuke, copy this into your profile.

If Shino is one of your favorite characters, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

(oh my gosh...i accually could!!)

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sakura

2. Naruto

3. Itachi

4. Pein

5.Tsunadae

6. Gaara

7. Temari

8. Shikamaru

9. Kankuro

10. Kakashi

11. Deidara

12. Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

um...gaara and deidara? um... no

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

-drools- if Pein wouldn't ave THAT many peircings, yeah

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sasori get Shikamaru pregnant? Temari would kill Sasori, oh wait, Chiyo-baa-sama and Sakura-chan did that :P

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

That Kankuro was in? Yeah most gaara sakura fics have him in at least once

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Naruto and Gaara? Well as friends, yeah, they are in the anime, but as lovers? well.. if your into that kind of stuff

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Tsunade and Kakashi, or Tsunae and Kankuro... uh, Kakashi.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Temari walked in on Naruto and Sasori having sex? um, be scared for life?

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

ok, here goes : So we know about Itachi being an ANBU Captain, but who was one of his team mates? Why our one and only Copy Cat Ninja Kakashi. What happens when these to go on a mission together, in Snow country? Will Itachi be a little less emotionless now? Only time will tell...: oh i get shivers just THINKING about it! -drools-

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Of corse, shika sakura is really good, especially since there both geainusis (i cannot spell that word to save my life)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The lost Wind Godess and the Cold Sand Killer

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WHAT KIND OF WORD IS DE-FLOWERED? i mean i know what it means but... i dunno, i guess i'll try here goes : Sakura is captured by Akatsuki because they find out she is holding the mother of all the bijjus(sp?) the Cat/wolf/dragon demon, Pein finds more interest in her than just a demon, will there love blossom, like the flower Sakura is named after?: ok, more of a summery, but i thought it was good

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

het? huh?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yeah, my friend Katie.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Tsunade, Pein, Naruto? maby a fight scean between Tsunade and Pein, and maby a fatherly sonly...thing, if they want to beleive that Minato is accually Pein (i dunno, i'm neutral)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

ICHA ICHA! -giglle- -blush-

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Wake Ue Up When September Ends

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

T, cause it would be about how gaara and Sasori (brothers) are fighting over Sakura.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

For Kakashi to use on Naruto? Hey foxy -wink- (can barly see the keyboard is laughing to hard)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Deidara describe Shikamaru and Naruto? i dunno, friends?

20) How emo is Seven?

HAHAHA! Temari? Emo? HAHAHHAHA!!...oh wait you were serious? -Temari comes and kills the person who said she was emo- DIE!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)~oi, you better unless you want me to kick your butt along with sasuke!~

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile(almost? i can barly read the letters on my keybored!)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

(SQUEE! CUTE!!)

You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.(never done THAT,but ok)

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.(true, true)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they(coughcough I coughcough) don’t have a screen name or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.(yep)

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.(yay)

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.(woah, mind reader)

9.) And you were too busy reading to notice there is no number 5.(say what?)

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check and see if there was a number 5.(CREEPY!!)

11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.(well maby just alittle XD)

~~if you have anythings like this, please email me, or send me a personal message. Well enjoy Fanfiction.net!~~

~ps. tonight i finally got behing the weel of my dads car...and DROVE(i'm 13, it was a whole parking lot)...holy crap, now i know why teenagers get in wrecks -ok ok slow down...BRAKE! ok now turn...10 and 2 10 AND 2!! ok ok, now shuffle DONT CROSS YOUR ARMS, good good isn't this easy- (GLARE!!)~

IF YOU HAVE EVER READ A FANFICTION AND GIGGLED LIKE KAKASHI THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME freak-4-God

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

mwahahhahahaha!-hold up hands in that weird way as if there waiting for something to drop-

oh yeah, be jell-o-ous!

~but seriously, if you have anything awsome like this please like, give me a link or something, and i'll check it out, thx, have an awsome day on FANFICTION.NET(sad thing is i'm on here, like alot, the only other thing i go on is youtube and WoW~worl of warcraft~)~

Random stuff:

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (lol hell yea it happened to me wayyy too many times.. XD)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Copy and paste the bunny to your profile in order to help it gain world domination.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba

If you're Canadian and damn proud copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! 3DG girl, CommitedToKiba,

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Narutosaved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome thinkgs she did. I give credit to gaarafaves for telling me about that one.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body exceptSakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...

Made By: Dying Sakura

Insane people work wonders. You know those little voices in your head, the ones that suggest all the strange ideas? The people who listened to them are now called authors. And, they're rich. Therefore, insanity is a good thing.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)

(i got this from http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1489930/ profile)

Proofs that Sasuke cares for Sakura...

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorting Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come.

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. In addition, you could see how Sasuke squeezes Sakura's hand with his own, as if asking her to not let him go.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receded. I think that happened because Sakura's just about the only person who can suppress Sasuke's dark side... pity is it wasn't enough...

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark recede was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. Again a proof that Sakura has some sort of control over his mind.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face. (More than just a hint in my book.)

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. And there was more to it than it seems: I think Sakura, judging by the look Sasuke had in his eyes, really made Sasuke wonder if he should leave. Watch it closely, people!

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he was actually thankful that she loves him...provided that Sakura was almost the only person in the world who actually loved him (he lost his family after all) and still loves him...that's way worth to be thanking her for, don't you think?

-The night Sasuke was leaving, just before he said, "Sakura...Thank you" you can see, if you look closely, that he's biting his lower lip before he talks and then knocks her out.

-In the English dub, you can hear how sincere Sasuke's voice is.

-Also in the English dub, Sasuke, instead of saying, "Thank you" like in the Japanese, he says "Thank you for everything." I know they want to get the lip motions right but come on, how can that NOT point to something.

-When Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-After Sasuke knocked Sakura out I could tell that he caught her. The thud when the screen was blank sounds like Sakura fell to the ground but it's actually Sasuke catching her. I know this because of the way Sakura started to fall. That ground was stone and if Sasuke didn't catch her, she would have hit her head severely. If that happened, she wouldn't have been able to wake up the next morning when the ANBU people woke her up.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. And I also think that he calls her like that in a good way...I mean by annoying someone, you could really make yourself noticed and even show your better side...Welll, at least this is how it is the real life...So why the hell this cannot be in anime too? In conclusion: Sakura manages to at least make him feel something.

Only for up to date manga readers...

-Very subtle hint that may just be my opinion. When Sasuke blows up the hallway and he's looking down in the hole at Sai, Sakura is the first one to see the new Sasuke. She's the one he last saw when he left Konoha(left the city, not during the Find Sasuke Arc) and she's the first one he sees out of Team 7.

-When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato go to find Sasuke, and after they do. It was after Sasuke talked with the Kyuubi. He said that he didn't want to use any of his cruder methods. Of course, Orochimaru stopped him, but that shows that even after two and a half years, he still cares, even if it's just a little. He still has "bonds."

-When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato met up with Sasuke, the only one to come out from that meeting physically unharmed was Sakura.

-Some say that Karin, in Team Hebi, has hot pink hair. That is possible, cause if the pink is darker, i think manga-drawers would actually make them black...well, you can't make them grey, like between light pink and brown or red. But back to the topic. If Karin did have pink hair then maybe Sasuke picked her because she reminded him of Sakura. The pink hair and the specialty with chakra.

Movies

-In the first Naruto movie, at the end when the Snow Country became the Spring Country, when all the snow melted, you could see Sakura and Sasuke. Sasuke had his head resting on Sakura's lap and he didn't mind.

-All throughout the movie, Sasuke and Sakura were always working together.

Come to the dark side… we have Sasuke!! (We'll gladly give him back if Naruto can find him.) If you have joined us copy and past this in your profile

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If you love Sasuke and Sakura fics paste this onto your page (In case you couldn't tell by what I write and what I said above)

If Naruto ever proposed to Sakura, she would scream "Not on your life" and pummel him into pudding. Besides, the lead male and the lead female going together is a cliche that got overused by old superhero comics. (Captain Awesome always comes along and rescues Miss Pretty-Pretty romantically in the end. I'm sick of it!)If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that the opening song to the fifth season of Naruto simply screams SASUNARU, copy and paste this to your profile (And I was screaming at the anime people the entire time.)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this in your profile, add your username, and say what it is in the parenthesis. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), SharinganwarriorTribute (KAKASHI HATAKE! see username...), sasukerules.org (who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!), Sabaku no Rebecca (OMG Gaara needs to exist! GAARA I NEED YOUUU!!), kunoichixakura (ZOMG! GAARA!), blue-silver light (a book about about the Naruto series.) Erendhyl (Don't get me started: the entire Naruto cast except for Orochimaru, Karin, the Fourth Kazekage, Yashamaru, Uchiha Fugaku, Hyuuga Hiashi, and Haku's dad; most of their jutsu, especially Tsukuyomi; and Firestar from Warriors.) freak-4-God(all the naruto cast except for... well look at erendhy!! she is like... my hero -sniffle-)

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

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If you are not gay/lesbian and you still think that homophobia is something that closed-minded pathetic idiots who are afriad of anything different from them have, then spread the word! If you're one of those jerks who are like that, get the HELL outta my profile, dammit!

RACISM IS WRONG!! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

98 of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn’t and never will, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, He-Didn't-Betray-Us,Ayumi Elric, Tsukiko The Librarian, Erendhyl, freak-4-Gog

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Nomen mihi est Gaia, NorthernLights25, Erendhyl, freak-4-God,

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If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.(me:sakura, Maranda:Termari: Katie: Anko)

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If you have ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your bio.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

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If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your profile.(Sakura)

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. (if they kill him off i shall KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!)

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

(And this is totally true. It is how I get by so easily in school.)


Insane people work wonders. You know those little voices in your head, the ones that suggest all the strange ideas? The people who listened to them are now called authors. And, they're rich. Therefore, insanity is a good thing.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)((that would be just so sad!!))

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to

come along, one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(i've seen this so many times and i just realized... its a tree... i feel like an idiot)

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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N - NEVER GIVING UP

A - AWESOME TECHNIQUES

R - RAMEN 24/7

U - UNDERSTANDING PEOPLES PROBLEMS

T - TRUSTWORHTY FRIEND

O- OVERCOMING ANYTHING

(I got that from Erendhyl, who got it from SakuraUchiha93.)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka

If you know a video game character/weapon that needs to exist, copy this on to your profile

"Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spider pig does... Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. look ooooouut, he's a spider piiig" The Simpsons Movie

"I was normal once. I didn't like it."

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Put this on your profile if you would listen to Johnny Depp :)

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile.

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB:If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl,Setsugeka,freak-4-God

If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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ANBU TATTOO!!

ANBU ARE COOL,CREEPY,AND SNEEKY AT THE SAME TIME!!

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love him so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.)

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka,freak-4-God

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

if your friends are idiots and keep u relativlea sane copy and paste this into your profile

if u tend to lagh your ass off at funny ffs and your friends think your wird copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies...and Itachi)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit (helllllll yeah)

Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) (like umm NARUTO!! and SASUKE!!)

1) When she acts shy - say i love you

2) When she runs away from you - chase her

3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)

4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight

5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you

6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention

7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go

8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL

9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it

10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her

11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'

12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry

13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers

TOTAL SINGS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS)

TO KNOW WHEN A GIRL IS FLIRTING

(guys... you better listen to this)

1) she makes eye contack and smiles at you

2) she hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say somthin funny

3) she flips her hair when she talking to you

4) she touches your arm when she talks to you

5) she say 'NO IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHO I LIKE' with a big smile on her face

6) she askes you who you like or who you would go out with semigly interested

7) When you go to the movies with a bunch of friends she is always next to you

8) she critizez girls you like

9) you catch her staring at you

10) she plays with your hair and she trys to put makeup on you

11) her friends outside of school and inside of school know about you and says she talks alot about you

12) she knows your phone number and address

13) she will try to spend time with you and talk to you as much as possible

TO KNOW WHEN A GUY IS FLIRTING

(-writes this shit down-)

1) he stares at you alot

2) he hits you alot (just play hitting)

3) he uses the first thing that pops p in his head to start a conversation

4) he yelled 'HI' the day your mom picked you up from school

5) he blew of his buds to watch 'run away bride' with you because you couldent get and girls to come with you

6) he trys to make you laugh even if hes going to get hurt in the process

7) his voice gets softer when he talks to you

8) you hung up on him he called you back

9) you were invited by him on a group outing

10) he called you to talk about nothin at all

11) he imitates your laugh OK you snort sometimes wich make you laugh harder

12) he remembers little things you said in conversations

13) he somtimes stares stright into your eyes

14) he dose any possible way to touch you "hair thigh face etc"

This is a Poem dedicated to all that was lost

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit,Mist Lionshade, SkelexTheDarkAvenger, urascoldaswater, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka,freak-4-God

~Ways to Freak out Your Roommate~ (From Sessha's Crazy)

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? ugh, i agree

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?ewwww

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?...oh shit...

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." -hums theme to fresh prince of bel air-
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. -what about smart guy? where did that go?-
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

(dude the clown thing? no joke, they scare the living crap outta me. Seriously. Haunted house. Clowns. BIIIIIG NO-NO!!)

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

If you think Sakura and Sasuke are meant for each other, copy this onto your profile.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? -Sakura,Sasuke,Temari,Anko,Itachi in that order

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? – SasuSaku, ItaSaku , ShikaTem, NejiTen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? -ewwwww...sasunaru, on occasion

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? - No but i wish i could

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: 5 posters6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? – Kisame. Dont ask, i just, am sooo in love with him! (seriously)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? - i know loads like NaruHina but yeah, i think they are adorable. She can cvalm him down, and he can make her more... not8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? -SasuSaku!! no doubt about it

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? -Team 7 of course!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) –yes. Yes i do, i think he is Obito,Tobi, and Madara

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? -Yes I do.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? –Sasori and Itachi, why did they have to die?

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? –Pro-Sasuke!! Even if he left Konoha and hurt Sakura i still love him!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? -Yes. All of tehm, sub,dub,original,shippuden, and i've read teh manga. I am one of THE BIGGEST Naruto fan you will EVER meet.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? - yes

17. Sub or dub? –sub. cause sasuke's japanese voice is just... -sighs- wonderful...-fangirl- but then again, Crispin Freeman (english Itachi), is THE BOMB.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? -Pro-Sakura! I have always liked her even from the beginning

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? - funny. He messes with deidara!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? -Yes I do.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? –sorry Gai but Ugly nerd.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? -Haku, at first i thought he was a girl

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? - he is a weird but he is so sweet to sakura

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? -Pein, i think it would be cool, if he were like... turned nice or w/e and he made a truce with Konoha, and then, all my fav characters would come back to life, and then it would all be awsome!! (but then the ending series would be near... NVM!!)25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? -Well if i read them until midnight, every night i think i do. Plus i would not be here if i did not

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? -yes but i need to start updating faster

27. Do you like lemons? –NO! I WILL NEVER READ THOSE SEX SCEANS! I WOULD SKIP OVER THEMN!!

28. Do your parents know Naruto characters? –they only know about the 'Uchihen' Masacar. please. Uchihen? Do your reserch people!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? –yes it is hilarious i have wathed them all

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? -yes

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? -yes

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? -yes

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?' –nope, they knew what it was

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? -well, from reading all these fanfictions, my spelling has gone up

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? -no, fanfiction is FREE!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? -YES, YES I DO.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? –... no

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? -yes. 2 sketching books worth. But most arent good.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? –ohhhh yeah... esspecially when he fights Deidara, his shirt is off -drool-

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? –Yes. Saki. But i might not use her in fanfictions...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?-Yes. that has been proven multiple times.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, DanichT02, Kakifuarika, cherryblossomdream

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, Kashira358, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, candyluver, sakura-nekoblossoms2078, cherryblossomdream,freak-4-God,

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru
31-Naruto

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

Women's Vocabulary


Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Things That Piss Me Off


People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

Women Superiority


We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxi's stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Wise Thoughts


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?

Teen Commandments


1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... (I laugh my butt off when I read this)

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji(or other characters' names) as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl(guy) is and you say Ino(some guy character).
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.(or some guy character if your a girl)
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.(best friend if you're a girl)
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500 times.
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you know your gonna name your kid something anime related, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you like to wear your hair in an anime style, copy and paste this into your hai—I mean profile.

If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile. (NO! If they didn't 'screw up' Naruto, how many of us would ACCUALLY watch Naruto. We saw it on T.V first!)

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the power of the chibi face should be the solution for everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Reflection by Juniper11 reviews
Sakura takes a nap and when she awakens...things are not quite as she left them. SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,106 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Rivalry Cruise by Cookiekitten reviews
May was hoping for a relaxing vacation onboard the S.S. Anne. However, the unexpected arrivals of Drew, Soledad, and Harley guarantee that the trip will be anything but tranquil! Contestshipping, Festivalshipping. Sequel is up!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,833 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū, Harley, Solidad/Saori - Complete
The Girl Amongst The Wolves by venusmercurysunev reviews
Hermione Granger is taken to Fenrir Greyback's Pack and grows up with the ways of the wolves. But childish innocence and naivety can't last forever. HGxFG. Lemons, Limes, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Slight OOC and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hermione G., Fenrir G.
His Only Defence by LunaCanislupus reviews
Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,550 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Mr & Mrs Malfoy by phlox reviews
Draco and Hermione Malfoy are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal magical world, working normal jobs... and going through the usual, ordinary, everyday, commonplace rut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Hearts by Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever reviews
AU. "You should try out Sakura! We're doing Beauty and the Beast this year!" Sakura sighed, "Not interested." Ino pouted, "But Sasuke-kun is trying out too!" Sakura looked at her best friend, "Even more of a reason not to." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,686 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Slow Burn by Boy On Strings reviews
Derek takes the pack on a vacation weekend to a beach, where they share a house. Derek and Stiles are forced to share a room after Allison and Scott claim one room, and Lydia claims another for her and Jackson. This leads the two towards bonding and more.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,861 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
No Brakes Or Take Backs by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Orange and Black Mask by angelgurl079 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Christmas Pretty by Lixxle reviews
Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Unexpected by PerkyTxGirl reviews
After BIOTA, Kurt is thinking he will never find romance with Blaine but it comes from an unexpected source when another Warbler asks him out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,582 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
On the Subject of Heartbreak by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Blaine wishes for once someone would tell Kurt not to break his heart instead
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mayhem Abounding by BreathOfNocte reviews
A generally chaotic romance between our favorite heroine, Sarah, and our favorite villain, Jareth, with plenty of goblins and silliness and fluff. Who could resist? JS - Not a crackfic, I swear... REVAPMED, and UPDATED
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,296 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
In My Life by Zuzzeroo reviews
And that is when he came to the startling realization that he was now her beau. It didn't help that all the pictures with him made a heart shape if you really looked. One-shots! Dasey!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Casey M., Derek V.
Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 183 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Veritum dies aperit: Time discovers the truth by The Devil's Right Hand reviews
Waking up from a coma, four months pregnant, and without any memory of how she got there, Sakura is faced with the challenge of regaining her memories and all of the danger attached to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,673 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
When I Cursed the Teacher by cathedral carver reviews
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Spontaneous by SomewhereBeyondThesePages reviews
A series of Bella and Jacob lemons. I dare you to come inside and read...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,023 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
North Academy for Hybrids by GaaraFox reviews
Ch8! North Academy for Hybrids is a boarding school for Hybrids, which are people who can morph into animals. Sakura is new to this school, and is actually ready to start a new life, but is there danger? Rated M:future violence,sexual referencesNO LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,773 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Twinkle twinkle cups of roman. How I wonder what you taste like. Up above on your pedestal so high. Like a savor in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little roman. How I wonder why I love you more then pie." "You idiot! That's not how the song goes!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling Bathtub Scene by SEXY-EVIL-FANGIRL reviews
Sarah likes her Goblin Kings wet and bubbly... A steamy extract from an upcoming fic. Just putting this out there to see what people make of it and whether they want to read the whole thing... Please R&R xx
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
a pocket full of sixpence by the blanket reviews
drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 53,320 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Within the Messages by Sariasprincy reviews
When a mass murderer threatens Japan, Itachi and his team must figure out his messages before he kills again. But no one would ever guess the murderer was so close and when Sakura gets involved, her life depends on the end of the case. ItaSaku AU Modern
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura's Admirer by Sailorprincess3234 reviews
As if high school is hell euongh. her whole day was screwed the moment she woke up and it hasn't got any better espeacially with a certain Uchiha making it even more worst....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,231 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Quintessence by Fablespinner reviews
He could only watch helplessly as her world fell down around her, he had promised to be there for her in that moment, he was not. He was bound by ancient magic, he could only come to her via a wish and she wasn't making one! Somebody, make a wish already!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Gravity by iMissa reviews
Uchiha Itachi was a smooth talking playboy, and Sakura didn't want any part of his games. Honestly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gentleman by BlackElement7 reviews
He openly advertised the fact that he was no gentleman; indeed, everyone knew he was a rake. So why was she so infatuated with a gardening tool? ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dear Stranger by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura always thought writing a letter to a complete stranger was creepy, if not slightly romantic. But, what the hell! SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time Changes Us All by Fyreheart reviews
Years have passed since Sarah defeated Jareth. How are they doing? Disclaimer: I don't own any part of the Labyrinth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,432 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Wicked touch by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sakura has to fight against Neji! Now that's just not fair. hhmm what could she use to defeat him. I know! He is after all, just a teenage boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Dog's Life by Nicola19 reviews
Sakura finds a wolf and takes him home. Shadow is no ordinary wolf though. He can talk to her and had an almost human intelligence. He also can't remember anything before being found by Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,337 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Woolen Socks by alvara reviews
What Dumbledore saw in the mirror of erised...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Four Seasons by sailordarke reviews
With Akatsuki after Naruto, and Orochimaru preparing for war on Konoha, Sakura was faced with some tough choices. Especially since she's already Akatsuki's prisoner. Eventual SasuSaku, slight ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mysterious lover by EthiopianPrincess reviews
For years, she had wondered who her mysterious guardian was and now he was going to be her husband! Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,948 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
And I you by Envo reviews
Itasaku Non-Massacre. He crave her more than he would ever, he could ever admit. Together, she made them complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,684 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Let Me Wake Up Already by Kako reviews
What would you do if you went into a pensieve, and then found that you couldn't leave? What if the only person who could see you was your arch-nemesis? You'd haunt him and try and make his life miserable, of course. HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,768 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione is given a potion by well meaning friends. Now she is forced to kiss all of her crushes -past and present- until she finds her true love. The question is, who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Love of a Beast by MoonliteMuse reviews
Zuko is turned into a dragon and has to learn to love another in order to break the spell. But, why is a waterbender traveling to the palace, and will she be able to see past the monster? Reviews wanted! ZukoxKatara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Dance Crisis by MsMcC reviews
At Konoha High the students must attend a dance and have a date.Will the girls get their man or will someone else beat them to it.read to find out!.r&r.sequel coming soon!I am searching for someone to do a community with for this!PM me about it please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Chance by Striking Falcon reviews
Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, is betrothed to a miko with a dark side. When Sesshoumaru declares in front of the wedding party that he doesn’t love the miko, she curses him. Fast forward to 2003, when Kagome is driving home from work. She a
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 249,615 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Faded Jeans by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
AU. She didn't expect that she'd meet a person like him in a million years, and in a department store of all places. Zuko x Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Of Fear and Women by Guttersnipe reviews
Life sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X S
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,612 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darkest Desires by Lupinswolfie reviews
Moony growled suddenly. 'This is my only warning, mate. I will have you, whether the human likes it or not. You will give in to me because we are destined to be together and you’ll find you can’t deny me.' COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,087 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
thunderstorm by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Sequel to tossing a coin. Hell is to be stuck between a thunderstorm and Uchiha Itachi. What on earth had she done to make him antagonize her like this anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Into The Night by Ashi Ruby reviews
Forced into coming by their friends, Sakura and Itachi decide that maybe dancing would pass the time away, and have a little fun while they're at it. My first ItaSaku fic! Opening is a songfic, but this no longer a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,020 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Since The Jeans by Jeccelo reviews
A Zutara AU. Kade and Seth Waters, Katara and Sokka, move to San Diego, where a new high school awaits. Kade cashes in at first, but doesn't remember asking to run into the enigmatic Zane Ashborne every day of her life. And what's with the mystery jeans?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 142,195 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
tossing a coin by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to thunderstorm. Sakura goes to work one day and has to deal with a most unexpected patient.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Bad Boy by Art is a bang4979 reviews
COMPLETE! Sakura is stuck between two men who are crazy about her. Sasuke her current boyfriend. And the man who has been taking up space in her apartment. He's different artistic emotionaly unstable & perhaps insane. And is completely in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
StrugglingWeasel,DyingCherryBlossom,1ChristmasWish by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
In a past life, they were forbidden, starcrossed lovers. In the present life, doctor and patient. Having saved her life, they meet later for what? Love? Cancer is back to take what's his and this doctor will only get one wish this Christmas. Save Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,925 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
What a confusing life! by sakuraisitachislover reviews
Ever since he ran into her and saved her, her life changed, now she made a decision for him. Love is a fickle thing, but it was totally worth it. FINISHED ENDED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Born Weak, Grew Up Strong by Black Karasu reviews
She tries not being weak...She truly did. She gets help by a certain Uchiha as Konoha finds out and arrests her. Sasuke after her to make the next Uchiha heir. Itachi protecting her... ItachiXSakura [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,754 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
College Daze by renagrrl reviews
COMPLETE! [Modern AU] Katara and Zuko both attend Ba Sing Se University and are forced to be partners on a class project, working together for the grade. But what happens when they get to know each other? [Blutara, Zutara, Jetara]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Alley Oop! A SasuSaku by High Rhulain reviews
Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trash Can Shinobi by Aelibia reviews
Sakura ventures out the back door to take out the trash and gets the scare of her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Little Pink Riding Hood by japanesefantasy reviews
Sakura has to visit her grandmother, Tsunade, who lives deep within the forest. But watch out, Sakura! There's the big bad w..weasel! And his friend! And they're on the prowl! Itasaku Deisaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A Continuous Circle by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura accidentally stumbles upon the Akatsuki hideout and is forced to use a scroll that was for 'last resorts only'. The scroll takes her to the past, back before the massacre. Rated T just in case. ItachiXSakura Time travel. Sequel up: And the Circle Comes Round. Sister story to Kindred Spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,089 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[COMPLETE] [DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
The Boy With A Broken Smile by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura had felt curiousity since she first saw Gaara. He looked so sad walking all alone. What will happen when she befriends him? SakuxGaa Warnings inside. AU, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,706 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Teashop by IceAndWhite reviews
Of their encounters at the teashop. DeidaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Coed College by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura is going to start college, but when she arrives there it's...COED!Pairings inside. Rated for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
She's The Man: Naruto Style by HelloLovelyChick reviews
SasSak Everybody has a secret! Sasuke wants Ino who likes Shikamaru who is really Sakura whose brother is dating Temari so she hates Ino who's with Sasuke to make Shikamaru jealous who is really Sakura who's crushing on Sasuke who thinks she's a guy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,800 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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A Night At Denny's reviews
What happens when Sakura is on her way to the bank and gets pulled over by a cute poilice officer? Is that... Uchiha Itachi? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Watcher reviews
Sakura is thinking of someone, unaware they are in the room with her. What thoughts does she reveal to this watcher? One-shot. For now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Penguin reviews
It all started with a stuffed animal.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Lips Of An Angel reviews
Sakura calls Sasuke, while Karin is in the next room. 'Lips Of An Angel' by 'Hinder'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss reviews
Zuko wants to prove something. So he used Katara. Not in an evil way
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Engagment reviews
Zuko comes to talk to Katara, but many things interupt. His temper gets the better of him too. What a wonderful engagment story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Katara, Zuko
You Can Date Him reviews
Zuko is having a spat with his daughter, when something comes up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Dinner reviews
Things were said. And hilarity ensured. ZUTARA BABY!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Teardrops reviews
She hated it. He was with her. The New Girl. Ino Yamanaka. One-shot. Based on Teardrops by Taylor Swift
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kohoha High reviews
Sakura and her new dog go to High school. the dog is my OC and there she meets new friends. And maby even a dark haired boy who has captured her interest. Along with most of the female population! sasusaku, naruhina,shikatem,nejitenten,kibaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I'm Goin Back To The Past? reviews
Sakura has found herself thrown back into time. She can make new friends, and show everyone she isnt weak. But what will a Black haired Uchiha Heir think of her? Non-massacar. Time Travel. So yeah. Enjoy! This will be on hold for awile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The New Guy reviews
Gaara comes to Konoha high, but not in the normal way. What happens when he starts to like a girl named sakura? and what happens when she likes him in return? full sum inside, inspired but not based by 'The New Guy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Stand Out reviews
Naruto wants to get Noticed by Hinata. So he goes all out to stand out. Naruto Hinata. Inspired by the goofy movie!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
LK Play reviews
Sakura ad her friends are in the play Lion King 2. What happens when the guy she loves plays Kovu, while she plays Kirara? Sasuke Sakura, Naruto Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Team 7's day off reviews
Naruto's listening to 'Why Should I Worry' on his ipod. when his friends join him and have fun. Just for fun, no plot line.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Best Concert Ever reviews
Ok, so Sasuke is a rockstar, his girlfriend is Sakura. What happens at the end of the night?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's VERY merry Christmas reviews
Ok, so, Sakura i in Akatsuki, who are allies of Konoha, well she loves Itachi, and she's in her room as she sings a couple songs, he hears, and he also hears her say...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Poor Sasuke! reviews
Sasuke has to wear a dress. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete