Ferret Coldfinger
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Joined 05-14-08, id: 1576821, Profile Updated: 10-15-09
Author has written 6 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Tin Man, Young Ones, and 9.

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(Jk, yes I would.)

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Not Quite Family by masterctarl reviews
Chapter 4 is up! Before 9, there were eight. Struggling to survive after the death of humanity, even more to get along. Eventually, some would stay and some would go. Until then, however, they would simply have to make do.
9 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009
JxHQ: To Catch A Thief by princessebee reviews
A mysterious rash of Charlie Chaplin crimes are sweeping Gotham City and it seems they're designed to attract the attention of the Joker. Just who is behind them - and why? COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,062 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Silicide by bonexylophone reviews
It's Saturday, and that means one thing for 2D: freedom. Sort of. oneshot!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - 2D, Android Noodle - Complete
His Mission by CherrySkye25 reviews
After The BRAIN is destroyed, the world begins to settle once more, everything heals and life begins to grow. One of the fallen gets a second chance to revive what was lost in battle. But can he succeed?
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,202 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - 5 - Complete
Testament by AlienZombies reviews
In which there is much AU, 2 is Jewish, 7 likes to skateboard, and the 9 crew are modern-age humans. Rating may go up. Made for FUN, folks. COMPLETE
9 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,951 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - 9, 5 - Complete
A Fighter by SensiblyScrewy reviews
The Toymaker's face was drawn, tired, and lined with sadness. But there, in his watery eyes, was a sparkle of hope. "Go, 7... Defend them." An AU Awakening fic. Rated T because I'm just not good at rating.
9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - 7, The Scientist - Complete
Seer by Masako Moonshade reviews
He knew her long before he met her. He knew she would be his angel, his goddess. And he knew that someday, someday soon, she would leave him. 6/7, T for adult situations.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - 6, 7
A Lullaby for a Stormy Night by Ryosei Takashi Hime reviews
7 and the twins get caught in a sudden shower one night. A bit of a drabble. Post-movie. Listen to "A Lullaby for a Stormy Night" by Vienna Teng. It's what inspired this. Now, includes a Pre-Movie 2 and 7 drabble.
9 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - 7 - Complete
Puppet and Master by Masako Moonshade reviews
In the months before 9's awakening, the Scientist takes refuge with the Rebels and builds the creatures that will preserve the future... but not before seriously confusing his handlers. T for language and violence.
9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - The Scientist
Falling For You by Ryosei Takashi Hime reviews
A 3x6 oneshot for Masako Moonshade.
9 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - 3, 6 - Complete
I'm Not by Masako Moonshade reviews
You think I'm stupid. That I'm the big dumb oaf with too much muscle and not enough brain. And you wonder why I don't like you."
9 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/18/2009 - 8, 1 - Complete
Existence by goshers reviews
6 enters the world and is swept off his feet. 6's POV, there may be a little 5x6. Pre-movie. Rated T just in case, though I don't /think/ anything will come up.. Discontinued.
9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - 6, 5
Hanging Onto Nothing by Shamanic Shaymin reviews
He learned to let it go. His dreams became nothing. His hopes became nothing. He and the rest of the ragdolls had nothing. Their sanctuary had nothing. He would hold that nothing like he held his staff… with an iron fist.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2009 - 1 - Complete
Colossus by Masako Moonshade reviews
9 has a plan. It's stupid and suicidal, but he can't push it from his mind: he has a mission, and he's sure it didn't end when the Talisman opened.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - 9, The BRAIN - Complete
Sibling by elainexe reviews
3 and 4's first minutes of life.
9 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - 3, 4 - Complete
Fleeting Happiness by CherrySkye25 reviews
3 and 4’s views as the remaining stitchpunks leave the factory, to the phonograph and the events leading to 5’s death.
9 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/3/2009 - 3, 4 - Complete
Quintessential by Majorkami reviews
The Scientist was surprised when, unlike the others, 5 did not jump out of his hand upon first becoming aware. 5's early life, before the stitchpunks settled in the Sanctuary.
9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - 5, 4 - Complete
Weighted by Non Sequitur Metus reviews
Pre-movie Fic. Six was not designed with that awkward key around his neck... Two-shot
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/25/2009 - 6
Purpose by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
I always hoped..." 2 said to 9 when they first met. But how did 2 know to expect 9's coming? A vision from 6 reveals the purposes of the known stitchpunks, as well as the coming of the 9th. One-shot. Takes place a few months before the movie.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Trapped by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Trapped, the five dead Stitchpunks wait for salvation quietly. But Six has a question, and Eight is going to answer no matter what. One-shot.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Once Upon a Golden Afternoon by Pashleyy reviews
In the silence, the Mad Hatter took off his hat and placed it carefully on the table. “It means, dear fellows, that we don’t exist anymore.” And just like that, the black rain poured, and washed everything away.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,720 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Alice, White Rabbit
JxHQ: Glimpses by princessebee reviews
A series of drabbles, no more than 1000 words each, looking into the relationship between the Joker and Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Change by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
Anything - ANYTHING - I may say seems to constitute a spoiler. It's only 1,278 words, just read it. :
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Richie's inheritance by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
Aunt Mabel, Richie's last surviving relative, dies, and Richie inherits millions of pounds. This leads to sex, drugs, violence and crap double-entendres, only in more luxurious surroundings. Special guest star: Ethel Cardew.
Bottom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
First patient by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
A little known fact: Vyvyan treated Richard Richard - not once, but three times. Revised to correct minor error of usage, plus to clean up some stuff that bothered me and add things I thought about after the fact.
Crossover - Young Ones & Bottom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
The Unforgiven by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
Vyvyan Basterd, now in his mid-40s and an established trauma surgeon in the United States, is forced to confront his past. **COMPLETED** Subject to revision.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Overhead at the beach by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
A couple of strange English chaps named Richie and Eddie discuss their relationship.
Bottom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
JxHQ: Turning Point by princessebee reviews
An "early in the relationship" tale, Harley and the Joker hit a turning point and Harley becomes aware of some basic truths.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Vyvyan's Drunken Ramble by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
Vyvyan is so drunk he'll even talk to Rick. Rating mostly for liberal use of "F" bombs, with hints of slashiness.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Cherry Street and Beyond by skrblr reviews
Shall we begin at the beginning? This is on Cherry Street, Wonka's Shop. Good times we didn't see enough of, lots of fun and oddness, if slightly contaminated by Slugworth and other unfortunate things.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 10/29/2005
JxHQ: Piety by princessebee reviews
When he laughs, the world hurtles by. But when he cries, it stops. Based directly on the new "Joker" graphic novel and set within that continuity.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Two Different People by generalnothingness reviews
Glitch...no, Ambrose. No, Glitch, finally realizes who he is. It had just taken an evil witch to bring out the best in him. Written for the Quote Challenge at tm challenge on LJ.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Glitch - Complete
Cunt by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
SLASH Dark and nasty. Abuse is systemic, with a long line of progenitors. Brief mention of intersex!Rick.
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Very Thought Of You by darkkfaery reviews
DG can't help but notice how much Ambrose has been continuously glitching after the replacing of his brain. Is it really his synapses firing? Or something more? No longer a oneshot! DG/Glitch
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - DG, Glitch - Complete
Cold by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
PRESLASH. Why Vyvyan doesn't wear a winter coat.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
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Peculiar reviews
Hello, 6... Welcome to the world.
9 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - 6, The Scientist
The Young Ones: Bird reviews
Rick finds something in Vyvyan's bed that shouldn't be there, and trys to tell Mike.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009
No More Yellow Dungarees reviews
It's been twenty-five years... What became of the boys after the fateful lorry accident?
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
You Must Find The Emerald reviews
Honk if you love Alan Cumming.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Glitch
The Mysterious Rumbling reviews
Mr. Wonka and Charlie were quietly working in the Inventing Room one day, when... all of a sudden... Oh, my dear boy, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008
Wonka's Nightmare reviews
Mr. Wonka is haunted by something which he refuses to share with Charlie, and it seems to be slowly eating away at him. It's not long before his tortured imagination snaps.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
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