Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Spider-Man.
Name: I go by nuff thangs yo, but tha easiest n' most adequate verse fo' addressin me would be; Storm. (What, biatch? Yo ass wanted mah real name, biatch? Is you crazy?)
Age: I started doin thangs on March 31st 1995
Yo, sex: No fuck you, I be savin mah dirty ass fo' one of mah thugs special. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. (Male)
Ethnicity: I be Indian.
Likes: I wanna bust a nut on Anime, Readin (Gasp!), Freestylin (Another gasp!), Video Games... n' nuff thangs dat I can't be thinkin of tha top of mah head.
Dislike: Yaoi (I be straight), MPreg (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE), skankyly freestyled stories (so... much... crap)... n' a funky-ass bunch of other thangs...
A Generalization/Summary of me: Muthafuckas say I be funky at times, though I consider mah dirty ass boring. My fuckin playaz laughed at mah grill when I holla'd dat though... I wonder why..., biatch? Anyways, I be a pimpin' laid back thug overall n' I just tend ta go wit tha flow of thangs, meanin if suttin' happens I just role wit it fo' realz. And finally, I be straight-up random. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seriously, you could go from askin mah name ta Politics muthafucka! POLITICS! I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM! Anyways, letz continue.
Things I be thinkin would cook up a pimped out fic:
(If you straight-up care)
1 fo' realz. A sick original/sensible plot; people, dis be a joint where one can do anything, you gotz a funky-ass dome up in dat cranium of yours, filled wit untapped potential n' imagination, so use dat shit.
2. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sensible Charactas whoz ass our slick asses love/hate; even a amazing-top-of-the-line-plot can be dragged down by bland characters, so add suttin' eccentric, a cold-ass lil certain spice dat can truly make one of mah thugs feel fo' dat person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example would be a villain/antagonist. Most playas have tha villain be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass muthafucka dat just wants ta take over tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Thatz dat shiznit son!, biatch? Come on give his ass a motivation, make his ass even MORE bangin-ass than tha pimp of yo' rap hommie!
3. Dope Grammar/Spelling; aiiight, I know dis is touchy n' playas have they reasons fo' not bustin one of dem (Grammar yo, but dat can be solved wit a Dope Beta) but spelling, come on! Just look over it all dem times n' use spell check! (...I fail massively wit dis at times T_T)
Those is mah three pillars, which is simple yo, but INCREDIBLY hard once our phat asses delve tha fuck into dem wild-ass muthafuckas.
Favorite Fic of all time:
Legend of Naruto Uzumaki: a beginning. A Naruto/World of Warcraft crossover .
- This fic inspired mah crazy ass ta git tha fuck into fanfiction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It aint nuthin but funky cuz I've never even PLAYED Ghetto of Bullshit, yet I loved dis rap ta dirtnap. (Let it be known, it has its flaws yo, but it will always hold a special place up in mah ass.)
Close runner up is Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto didn't take a thugged-out dirt nap. To put it simply; best. one-shot. eva.
Goals as a lyricist of dis site
-To make n' finish a rap worth telling.
-Inspire Individuals ta write like General Grievous did fo' mah dirty ass.
(Cheesy... I know...)
OH MY $@%$#$#@$#
I gots Fanart playa!
This is by tha dunkadelic Lord Darkly hommie!
It should have Nexus wit mo' cosmic skin but it definitely works!