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Joined 05-14-08, id: 1576862, Profile Updated: 09-11-15
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Spider-Man.

Name: I go by nuff thangs yo, but tha easiest n' most adequate verse fo' addressin me would be; Storm. (What, biatch? Yo ass wanted mah real name, biatch? Is you crazy?)

Age: I started doin thangs on March 31st 1995

Yo, sex: No fuck you, I be savin mah dirty ass fo' one of mah thugs special. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. (Male)

Ethnicity: I be Indian.

Likes: I wanna bust a nut on Anime, Readin (Gasp!), Freestylin (Another gasp!), Video Games... n' nuff thangs dat I can't be thinkin of tha top of mah head.

Dislike: Yaoi (I be straight), MPreg (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE), skankyly freestyled stories (so... much... crap)... n' a funky-ass bunch of other thangs...

A Generalization/Summary of me: Muthafuckas say I be funky at times, though I consider mah dirty ass boring. My fuckin playaz laughed at mah grill when I holla'd dat though... I wonder why..., biatch? Anyways, I be a pimpin' laid back thug overall n' I just tend ta go wit tha flow of thangs, meanin if suttin' happens I just role wit it fo' realz. And finally, I be straight-up random. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seriously, you could go from askin mah name ta Politics muthafucka! POLITICS! I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM! Anyways, letz continue.

Things I be thinkin would cook up a pimped out fic:

(If you straight-up care)

1 fo' realz. A sick original/sensible plot; people, dis be a joint where one can do anything, you gotz a funky-ass dome up in dat cranium of yours, filled wit untapped potential n' imagination, so use dat shit.

2. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sensible Charactas whoz ass our slick asses love/hate; even a amazing-top-of-the-line-plot can be dragged down by bland characters, so add suttin' eccentric, a cold-ass lil certain spice dat can truly make one of mah thugs feel fo' dat person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example would be a villain/antagonist. Most playas have tha villain be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass muthafucka dat just wants ta take over tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Thatz dat shiznit son!, biatch? Come on give his ass a motivation, make his ass even MORE bangin-ass than tha pimp of yo' rap hommie!

3. Dope Grammar/Spelling; aiiight, I know dis is touchy n' playas have they reasons fo' not bustin one of dem (Grammar yo, but dat can be solved wit a Dope Beta) but spelling, come on! Just look over it all dem times n' use spell check! (...I fail massively wit dis at times T_T)

Those is mah three pillars, which is simple yo, but INCREDIBLY hard once our phat asses delve tha fuck into dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Favorite Fic of all time:

Legend of Naruto Uzumaki: a beginning. A Naruto/World of Warcraft crossover .

- This fic inspired mah crazy ass ta git tha fuck into fanfiction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It aint nuthin but funky cuz I've never even PLAYED Ghetto of Bullshit, yet I loved dis rap ta dirtnap. (Let it be known, it has its flaws yo, but it will always hold a special place up in mah ass.)

Close runner up is Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto didn't take a thugged-out dirt nap. To put it simply; best. one-shot. eva.

Goals as a lyricist of dis site

-To make n' finish a rap worth telling.

-Inspire Individuals ta write like General Grievous did fo' mah dirty ass.

(Cheesy... I know...)

OH MY $@%$#$#@$#

I gots Fanart playa!

This is by tha dunkadelic Lord Darkly hommie!

It should have Nexus wit mo' cosmic skin but it definitely works!

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Oh Youthful Kazekage! by Lord Darkly reviews
Gaara has many strengths. Intelligence, leadership, self-control, but physical strength is not on that list. Surely, Gai's workout regime is something he can handle, right? Collaboration with Igornerd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 7/15
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 5391 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 4,785 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,450 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,715 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Masked Demon Vessel by Alban55 reviews
Every year, a festival is held to honor the defeat of the Kyuubi. However, Naruto is excluded from most events in the festival, and is not even allowed to wear the traditional masks that come with it. In fact, all the salesmen seem to ignore him... except for a strange, grinning salesman who has just dropped into town... with his evil looking mask.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,016 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Bringer of Death by npberryhill reviews
During Vegeta's last stand against Frieza, the Prince of Saiyans ascends, becoming the first Super Saiyan of his era. History has been re-written...but to what degree? Edited by Davidstarlingm (Co-author).
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 94 - Words: 894,399 - Reviews: 6078 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Vegeta
Blood Ties by Igornerd reviews
It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too. Rating could change because of violence in future chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,722 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Legacy Anew by Super Vegito 2 reviews
I have led many to their deaths in my vying of peace. I became a brother and enemy. Destroyed the Tree of Life. Slain gods and goddesses. I have created and destroyed worlds and ascended to a god formed from two. My name has lost all meaning to me. I have lost who I am, but I will reform and lay down the new tracks towards tomorrow. This is my Legacy Anew. Time Travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 8/15 - Naruto U.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 190,300 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6621 - Favs: 10,738 - Follows: 12,382 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 377,303 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30723 - Favs: 17,193 - Follows: 14,793 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hands of Time by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Swinging Pendulum by cyan96 reviews
The fabric of time and space is more delicate than one would imagine, especially when seals are practically made to tear a hole in their workings. The traveller in question isn't exactly whooping for joy to be in the past. And five-year old Jiraiya certainly hadn't expected to stumble upon the enigma known as Uzumaki Naruto. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,777 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 3,778 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
ZAT: The Immortal Saiyan by Revu reviews
Gohan sacrifices his own life to save the earth from Cell and forever alters his fate. Instead of crossing into the Other World, Gohan is spirited away by a higher power in preparation to face the greatest tribulations in the megaverse. AU
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,018 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Gohan - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Void by UrufuKiba22 reviews
Hatred, Anger, Pain, Sorrow. Feelings not uncommon but still felt. These emotions can change the pure hearts of innocent people. Destiny is never set in stone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,977 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 498 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,406 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3187 - Favs: 5,326 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Legend reviews
He had no family, no talent, and a giant maniacal fox stuffed in his gut. He was a loser. Despite all this, Naruto Uzumaki had a dream, inspired by a goal. Nothing would stop him. He would go farther than the eye could see. For better...and for worse. AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity. Time-Travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,280 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Different Legend reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,908 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended reviews
Because I ended up hating Peter by the end, mostly because the writers screwed up. This is what Peter SHOULD have done. *Takes place after Gwen tells Peter he wasn't there for Captain Stacey's funeral*
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] - Complete
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