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Joined 05-14-08, id: 1576958, Profile Updated: 01-06-12
Author has written 11 stories for Sweeney Todd, Bolt, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, 9, Harry Potter, and Clash of the Titans, 2010.

I am sorry if you enjoyed one of my stories and it was left hanging in the great abyss of unfinished fanfics, but since this is fanfiction (and none of my stories are masterpieces, only stepping stones for me to gain writing experience) I'm afraid they might possibly be left that way. But have hope! I may eventually go back and redo stuff! I hope that all of this won't stop you from reading my fics. I'll be the first in line to tell you I'm not the best writer, but I'd like to think I've got some talent. That said, I would NOT read any of my very first stories. Fanfiction was new to me, as was writing for an actual audience, and my characters were so OOC and my structure so poor that, really, I only keep the stories around for sentimental value. And I'm lazy.

Newly found icon found on the lovely site: http://community.livejournal.com/nymphic_icons/ Created by the imaginative Marauder the Slash Nymph. She has absolutely no idea who I am. If she ever sees this (doubtful), I'd like to say thank you!

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Dark Innocence by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **UPDATED 03/16/2014
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
Weighing His Words by She Steps On Cracks reviews
Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Part One of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,926 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker - Complete
Grave by BCooper reviews
Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 228,654 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Empty Kitchen by Janec Shannon reviews
John was coping. He was doing fine. Really. It was fine. It was all fine. Really. He was. Really. Post-Reichenbach Angst
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Warped by Ac Colins reviews
Jim had something to prove. Leo had nowhere else to go. Mal had a thing for fixer-uppers. Bones/Oc but the whole gang is there.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,232 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
The Game That You Learnt by CleosDeath reviews
Melanie had spent her entire life watching. Now was the time to start playing. Sherlock/OC. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,551 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Such Intrusions by speck211 reviews
Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,484 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
A Rose Among the Thorns by Nytd reviews
Twelve years after being kidnapped by pirates, Madeline Gray has moved on with her life, even falling in love again when she thought it might never happen, but who she falls in love with once more surprises even her. Post AWE. Pirates of May Episode IV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 165,617 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hector B.
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
From Scratch by Marie Goos reviews
The Dragon Warrior has finally brought peace to the Valley, and to Shifu- although, with an old flame's return, Tai Lung alive and less than repentant, and the threat of war looming over China, you could have fooled him. Sequel to Blue Plate Special.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Shifu, Tai Lung
Less Bread! More Taxes! by Starkiller reviews
Death comes to us all. When he came to Fred and George, they offered him a job. 100 drabbley musings of the Weasley twins, the Grim Reaper, a Muggle Detective and a Magizoologist. Fred x OC, George x Luna. Part of Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
All I Have to Do by MyMadness reviews
Albus' plan to safeguard Severus is demanding, especially for Hermione. Just because she would do anything to win the war doesn't mean she should, does it? 7th yr. AU. Fun cast of thousands. SS/HG MM/MEM Ch. 68. Done. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 216,808 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Want You by angel718 reviews
I want you so bad it's driving me mad.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,747 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 5/3/2008
The Science of It by mojober reviews
"How could anyone so smart not understand such a basic human need as love?" Molly spends the night with Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Inseparable by The Illegible reviews
My mind plays tricks on me at sundown. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Scandal of Romance by JuubiOokami reviews
Prequel to 'Hydrochloric Coffee', Based on 'A Scandal in Bohemia'. "We shared a brief romance." Holmes suddenly confessed, "But romance is an event, it is not a feeling." The story of how Sherlock met Irene Adler and the short romance that followed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
For Your Eyes Only by Princess of the Pearl reviews
NOW UPDATED! An unlikely friendship has been formed between the governor's only daughter and the most notorious pirate captain in the Caribbean and with it, a secret correspondance. Longer summary inside. Sparrabeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,881 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Architecture by zeurin reviews
An exploration of Ariadne's relationships with Eames, Cobb, and Arthur. One-shot.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Witness by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Many years after Voldemort is finally overthrown, a Bulgarian former refugee comes forward to help answer one of the great mysteries of the wars: what happened to Snape and McGonagall. AU after the Battle of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Investigating the Letter M by NovemberNite reviews
Alice has just completed another adventure, this one to China. She is on her way back to London contemplating dreams and the rest of her life when, as things usually happen for her, things abruptly and impossibly change.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Dragon and the Witch by SyrticSyncopator reviews
A mishmash of standalone Dragon's Bait stories.
Dragon's Bait - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008
His Har Har Lee by blacksilkrose123 reviews
“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,193 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Joker
The Light of Pure Reason by Bixby the Footling Bat reviews
When Maggie Hill bought an old magnifying glass in London, she didn't expect to bring home the ghost of Sherlock Holmes. Now she's stuck with a sleuth only she can see, a roommate who doubts her sanity, and a detective agency she didn't know she wanted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,277 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sherlock Holmes
The Shapes of Things by Random-Battlecry reviews
I know you’re going to," is what the grin says, "and you know I know, and I know that you know I know. We’re a knowledgeable couple." Alice is home, and Hatter is making himself comfortable. One shot for SyFy's Alice, post-series. AliceXHatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Into Temptation by lucindadixon reviews
You know you wouldn’t be able to resist if I decided to seduce you. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Nothing Personal by Images of Broken Light reviews
A wisp of a faded scent came to him, teasing his senses with the memory of a long-forgotten fragrance. She was the one. She was perfect. She was Chosen. M for violence and language. Complete
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,069 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Our Life, You and I by Motorchickensmile reviews
The Judge is dead. The Beadle is dead. And everyone thought Benjamin Barker was dead. My first fic. Takes place as if Lucy Barker really did succeed in killing herself with arsenic. Sweenett. Rated for language and violence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 265,088 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
This Old Heart by MyMadness reviews
He's alive. Sure. But, what can make it worthwhile? "I gave you what protection I could ... from my heart," she told him. Post DH and proudly non-compliant. Chapter 36 The Last Chapter SS/MM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,699 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Great and Terrible by Thorn In Your Side reviews
It struck him that he was in fact a pedophile after all, albeit a monogamous one. Nor/Wizard BookVerse
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Wizard - Complete
Obsession by ff345 reviews
Sweeney Todd was an obsessive, born from an obsession with revenge. But when that revenge was complete and his obsession dead along with it, it left a huge void in his mind - for a new obsession to fill…
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,882 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
A Caribbean Carol by Nytd reviews
"Barbossa was dead to begin with, there was no doubt about that." Can visitation by 4 spirits scare the Dickens out of the Pirate Lord and help set him on the right path back from the afterlife? Pirates of May episode III.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
Heart Of Rubies by Ratty Darling reviews
What if Mrs. Lovett didn't scream? Being that Sweeney Todd has had his revenge, will Mrs. Lovett ever have her dream of the man she loves? Or will Mr. Todd continue brooding away as she is left ignored and her love unrequited? Toddett/Sweenett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,894 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Strings by Silential reviews
What if the Joker was telling the truth about his wife and his scars? Returning to Gotham, Anna pledges to help the police find him. Yet when she is used as bait and comes face to face with him again, she sees that some scars never heal. Post-TDK Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,897 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Joker - Complete
When Sweeney Met Lizzie by DojoGhost reviews
What happens when London's most notorious barber encounters America's favorite hatchet murderess?...Mayhem, of course! Alternate ending; Sweenett. Rated for thematic elements, some sexuality, and gory violence. COMPLETE.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,358 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Public Affairs by ff345 reviews
It had started fairly innocently. Small glances and little smiles here and there that held secrets only the other knew.... sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 225,151 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Behind the Mirror by NovemberNite reviews
This is a one-shot crossover written for Random-Battlecry, but I cannot say what the crossover is. You'll simply have to read it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Glimpse The Tempest by Athena G reviews
In a world full of magic and emotion is it possible to see the physical bonds of love? Follow Minerva's journey of magic, love and war as she discovers that her relationship with Dumbledore goes deeper than either of them could have realised. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,034 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3803 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Milder Fate by Contrarian reviews
[Stranger Than Fiction] One shot: Karen Eiffel kills her characters, but always for a reason.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by AerynFire reviews
Sherlock Holmes has always declared the fair sex to be John Watson's province...until Helen Thurlow. Now, he must learn the rules of this most foreign of territories and find a balance between matters of the head and of the heart.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 167,466 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Fetters reviews
"Well, I must apologize," he answered, coldly. "But I'll have to decline the offer. I am quite content with my vocation currently and am in no need of another." "I'm afraid it wasn't an offer, sir."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - J. Crane
Frigid reviews
She had fully expected to relax, to let herself enjoy the days as she snuggled with Elliot in front of the fire. But this was not the case. Instead she felt only anxiety. Rated T for dark themes. Modern Persephone.
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Hades
Verdict reviews
He guessed that 50 percent of the city hoped for the 'big joint', 20 percent knew better, and the other 30 percent was busy getting ready for his Welcome Back party. Rated T for Timid Rater.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Joker - Complete
Gryffindor Scores! reviews
Featuring Albus, Minerva, and Lee Jordan. Ye have been warned. T for brief cursing. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A Fighter reviews
The Toymaker's face was drawn, tired, and lined with sadness. But there, in his watery eyes, was a sparkle of hope. "Go, 7... Defend them." An AU Awakening fic. Rated T because I'm just not good at rating.
9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - 7, The Scientist - Complete
The View reviews
It's a beautiful view from the tower. A 1x7 one-shot. Maybe even more if it comes to me. Rated T because I'm not good at rating.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - 7, 1 - Complete
Torn Apart reviews
Set before the movie. If she hadn't jumped in and helped them, 5 would have lost more than just his eye along with 2. And 1 would've just walked away with his tail between his legs. That bastard. Rated T for slight cussing. 1/7 if you squint.
9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - 7, 1 - Complete
We're All Mad Here reviews
One night, after his defeat, the Joker receives a visiter. Joker/OC and Bruce/OC. In the process of being revamped.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,189 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Lost reviews
A girl with a deathly gift. Her guardian, a Lord with a hatred of pirates. An old friend with a need for protection. Takes place during the second movie maybe the third, too. Beckett/OC I doubt I'll need the rating, but better safe than sorry.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Lick of Love reviews
Just a little oneshot of after the movie. An innocent day that takes a twist for two of our favorite pets. I might make add a few more to it. Bolt/Mittens.
Bolt - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Loving Lovett reviews
What would happen if Lucy HAD killed herself? It's been told many ways, but what if Turpin fell in love again? With a certain baker . . . First fanfict. Possible Sweenett and. . . enjoy? rated M cuz idk what I might write . . .
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008