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Joined 05-14-08, id: 1577074, Profile Updated: 05-16-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

After a long hiatus, I'm diving back into writing. Let me know what you think!

Likes: Bizarre pairings, time travel, and Draco Malfoy's obscene addiction to coffee

Dislikes: The Deathly Hallows Epilogue, Bat-Bogey Hexes, and Acromantulas


“Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down."
-Hector Berlioz


I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.

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Luna by Lady Phoenix Fire Rose reviews
Luna Lovegood, what more needs to be said?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Arachne by RZZMG reviews
Captured by Death Eaters and sold into sexual slavery, Hermione Granger discovers that in order to endure evil, sometimes you have to commit evil. HG x Draco Malfoy, Draco x Theo Nott, HG x Cormac & misc. Death Eaters. 2012 HP Kinkfest entry. Story nominated in multiple categories at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
White, Grey, Black by DaniAndTheChocolateFactory reviews
Hermione has lost her freedom, her friends, her family, and her name. War-Dramione, Angsty, Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wait for the Song to Stop by Flaignhan reviews
“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Secrets of the Heart by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
5 yrs post-war: roughly canon-compliant except Snape survived, thanks to a certain Gryffindor brunette. Now they are working together on ways to reverse damage done by Dark Arts. And their relationship is... complicated. HGSS, M for late chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,327 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fire in the Storm by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Charlie find themselves stranded together, and boredom quickly turns into heat!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Birthdays Past by remuslives reviews
Hermione fondly remembers a previous birthday. Hermione/Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Detention Isn’t Always a Bad Thing by WeasleyForMe reviews
When does Hermione enjoy detention? When George is involved of course! A fluffy one-shot for the Twin Exchange July challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Losing It by Twin Exchange reviews
Hermione has decided she wants to lose her virginity to one of the Weasley brothers. Through a series of daydreams, she imagines the benefits of having each one as her first lover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
In Pursuit of Granger by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione seeks revenge against the Weasley boys, but the plan backfires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Alone In The Dark by Panny reviews
Drabble written for the GrangerTwins100 challenge: Comfort. Summary: She finds him alone in the dark, staring at a bed he’s never seen empty while he lay in his own. George/Hermione friendship. Implied Fred/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Goes Batshit Insane by Twin Exchange reviews
Hermione finds herself in more than one unlikely situation and is convinced she is going insane. Cliche alert.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
All The Hands Except One by Mercury Gray reviews
The clock in the Weasleys' kitchen tells one final story. post-DH events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Sharing by Bad Mum reviews
It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself." Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthdays project, and to celebrate Fred and George's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Heartbroken by lilmisblack reviews
“She’s gone, Remus; she is not coming back. Maybe it is time you start living again; maybe it is time you see what is standing right in front of you.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Life Lessons by NixItAll reviews
Hermione learns a valuable lesson about the importance of moderation in alcohol consumption. No longer a oneshot! Smut warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
In the Wee Hours of the Morning by astridfire reviews
Romance finds Hermione in the Weasley’s garden. A simple little HermioneGeorge, after Bill and Fleur’s wedding and before the horcrux hunt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Priam's March by BestSkeptic reviews
October 1942. A young Tom Riddle approaches Minerva McGonagall for help with Transfigurations, but what he gets is more than he wanted, and what she gives is more than she ever bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M. - Complete
Mirror Image by leahalexis reviews
Sydney wakes up in Lauren's body. Mid-season 3. SydVaughn, SydSark, SarkLauren.
Alias - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,393 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004
Ink by KissThis reviews
Drabble. [Siremione: RLxHG SBxHG RLxSB RLxHGxSB] Hermione's day off is spent indulging Sirius' artistic side...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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Enter All Ye Who Seek Knowledge reviews
A series of late-night rendezvous in the library leads to a rather complicated relationship between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Set in Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Star Grass and Cormac McLaggen reviews
Missing moment from Half-Blood Prince. Parvati helps Hermione with her dating troubles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Parvati P. - Complete
Rita's Revenge reviews
Unable to work after the Triwizard Tournament, Rita Skeeter tries her hand at writing romance novels. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Rita S. - Complete
October Fools! reviews
Fred and George celebrate their half birthday by pranking their favorite employee. Hermione/George. Entry for the Twin Exchange October Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Heart of Glass reviews
An angsty!Dudley fic. "You can hit the window again, if you'd like," Harry said. "Or you could always hit me. That always used to make you feel better."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Sitiophotis Fever reviews
Charlie has a dangerous illness and only Luna can nurse him back to health. Charlie/Luna!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
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