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I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.

I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.

I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.

I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.

I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.

I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

I DO NOT OWN!! IT IS BORROWED FROM Arashigan16!!

As you can see, I'm a NARUHINA fan, I love other manga/anime/videogames. Ex: Devil May Cry, Assasions Creed, Blade, Inu Yasha, among others...

I haven't started any FanFictions of my own, cause my typing sucks, a problem I plan to fix, BUT till then my ideas will have to wait...

I dislike the basic stuff as Naruto does in FanFics... If you don't know it's perverts, Rapists, Pediphiles, jerks, arrogant people, I have alot of hobbies, like DayDreaming, reading FanFics, talking to friends,watching movies, playing games/videogames, and other stuff. My dreams for the future, which I'm well on my way to achive is to join the Core of Engineers as a cival engineer. That's a little about my self, and I am still a little new on this site so there are things I don't know how to do, and I look for new FanFics on the site, with new authors. I like to get to know the authors I've already found threw their FanFics!

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. On second thought, I'll shoot him, then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of a cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mindset.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, naked mole rat, or whatever sickeningly-cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say, "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?" I will reply, "This," and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say, "Oh well," and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However, before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment Room.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror, "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be, "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the twelve Stones of Power on the sacred altar, then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of, "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I capture the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other, except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives, at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access

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If you agree post it on you profile

If you want to enter any anime and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy this and paste it into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile

0 percent of teens of vampires. 99 percent are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 percent that is actually sane

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. XD

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If your are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile

"The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't sue when they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948,NaruHinaxNejiTen, NaruHinaFanboy, Hinata110, 3Kiyoshi3, animefanbren

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Eimi, Loved1, x-LinaNumairsri-x, 3Kiyoshi3, animefanbren

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If several inanimate objects LOVE you copy and paste this into your profile.

If at least one inanimate object likes you better than anyone else copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, TeMaRi - SwEeTeSt SiN, 3Kiyoshi3, animefanbren

want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it would be funny if Neji became an uncle/grandpa copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile

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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Naruto Birthdays

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime (Naruto's Dad)

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Chouza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Naruto
2. Gaara
3. Tenten
4. Itachi
5. Shizune
6. Hinata
7. Temari
8. 4th Hokage
9. Kakashi
10. Iruka
11. Haku
12. Tsunade

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ya kinda, but not as much as Naruto Drools

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
LOL. Many Lols. And possibly a second Naruto...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Ya but not as the main character.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ohhh, yes Gaahina is my second choice of a Hinata pairing. After Naruhina of course

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Like em the same

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Temari haveing an EXTREM mental, emotional, phycological breakdown.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
He was the one who taught her how to throw her weapons. She was the one who taught him the meaning of sharp. Looking back, they will always be grateful to each other for the most important lesson they had taught each other. The lesson of love.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I hope not even though someone somewhere probably did... Shudder

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
“Strong Women Emotion Battle”

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
...(Never EVER will I think of that...Shudder

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Maybe.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Maybe I don't know

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Might might not who knows but them?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
This is what being a shinobi of the Leaf is like!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Lulluby for a stormy night. It would be him singing to Naruto and Naruto not being able to hear him. The title would probably be “hear me”

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Overprotective Tsunade, Sneaky naruto and OOCNESS. If it ends up being a threesome, there will be yuri.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I'll teach you the meaning of love, if you're willing to enroll in my class(I'm not good at this kind of stuff)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Not possible to to think about without the Shudder so I won't try.

20) How emo is Seven?
More badass than emo...

Well that was fun. Copy and paste this and answer it!

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If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile

Our Shipper
Thou art in Forum,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy ship be done, thy canon come,
on Earth as it is on FF.
Give us this day our daily fluff,
and forgive us our lemons as we forgive those who search for the same.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from heartbreak.
For thine is the romance, for the loved and the lost,
For ever and ever.
Amen.-Felix the Eevee Trainer

NOTE: I’m very religious

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.

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If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with (insert series/character here), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Od, animefanbren

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that have, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you come up with some strange lines that make your friends laugh (or stare at you, causing an awkward silence) paste this into your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself, put this in your profile

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.(Unless you are a little person, then have fun!)

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum-nut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attach fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Sasuke copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,DiamondAngel4eva97, animefanbren

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

NOTE: all was found on 3Kiyoshi3’s profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. Mr.Alaska, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, animefanbren.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

NOTE:Found on jinto of the forsaken stars 's profile

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If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, post this in your profile.

NOTE: I found this on Inugo Kurosaki 's profile

Bi people shall rule the world and we will all bow down to a bi ruler and have bi friendz! bi ppl r awsome and if u dont know 1 u shall die an empty life... p.s. Im not bi(I think). I just liked it! W

NOTE: I found this on GaaNaru Lurver 's profile

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

I ask once more to please re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Do your part to end it people.

NOTE: Paste this if you agree even if you aren't gay or bi.

Note: I found this on The Devil's Kin 's profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

NOTE: I found this on Musicfox5 's profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

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NOTE:Found this on Espeon Master Espo's profile on another site.

Twilight Fans vs Hellsing Fans

Predictions
Normal People rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

HELLSING FANS: would just ask Alucard to release his restrictions and change the weather according to their liking

Oh My
Normal People say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

HELLSING FANS: say OH MY ALUCARD!! (OMA)

Feeling down
Normal People go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

HELLSING FANS: know that Alucard and Integra will laugh if you reveal them

Tattletale
Normal People say shut up or I'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you

HELLSING FANS: say shut up or I’ll tell Anderson you’re a heathen so that he’ll shove some bayonets into your impure heart

Vampire Folklore
Normal People think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know “A LOT better” and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

HELLSING FANS: know that Alucard is the original Dracula and can tell the difference between an artificial vampire and the real Nosferatu

Chase Scene
Normal People when being chased shout HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased shout EDWARD SAVE ME!!

HELLSING FANS: when being chased shout ALUCARD YOUR MASTER’S IN DANGER!! and then watch as he rips the freak apart who dared chase you

Thunder and Lightning
Normal People get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat

HELLSING FANS: know that the Doctor is experimenting again

Holidays
Normal People would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to Forks Washington

HELLSING FANS: would demand to visit the Hellsing Mansion in England/ go to the Vatican to see Iscariot Section XIII at work/ go to South America and watch as Alucard assassinates an entire SWAT Team

Ouch I broke something
Normal people break their legs and say "take me to my doctor"

TWILIGHT FANS: break their legs and say "take me to the Cullen's so I can see Carlisle"

HELLSING FANS: break their legs and wait for their auto-regeneration and healing to kick in

OH YEAH I’M DEFINATLY A HELLSING FANGIRL!

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Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?

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It's okay to talk to yourself and it's okay to answer yourself. It's when you ask yourself, "huh?" when it gets weird.

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Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile

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Have You Ever

Shot A Gun: Yes, and D* good at it, so back the f* off!
Been In Love: I think.
Sat On a Rooftop: Yes, and jumped off. It was fun. XD

Been on a Plane: No

Do You

Sleep with stuffed animals: Roar.

Take walks in the rain: It's fun
Want to get married: Yes, what’s it to ya?!

Want to go to college: Yep.
Want to have children: At least one boy and one girl.

Sing in the shower: Sometimes
Get along with you parents: Most of the time.

Get along with your sibling/s: Hell no
Color/highlight your hair: Thinkin about it
Wear makeup every time you go out: Hate the stuff.
Have glasses or contacts: Glasses
Have a cell phone: Yes
Have a camera: No

Been in the Emergency Room: Yes
Passed Out: Yes
Broken a Bone: nope
Cut Your Own Hair: Nah, I let the pros to that.

Smoked: Yuck, no!
Drank: yes… Just a sip.
Been on stage: Yee-ep.
Slept all day: HELL YEAH

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Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchic, Yami Maibe, aldara360, animefanbren

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

PS: God/a god is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

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Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the age and same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

50 Best reasons Gay Marriage is wrong! (Read it and you'll see why it actually isn't "wrong".)

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. If we look to the word of God, His punishment for sexual immorality is equal to that of murder. Therefore, teaching kids to tolerate homosexuality is equal to teaching them to tolerate murder.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy (insurance, government, tourism, banking, retail, education, and social services), suburban malls, or longer life spans.
12. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
13. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “seperate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
14. There is no separation between religious marriage and legal marriage, because there is no separation of church and state.
15. Devout, faithful Anglicans should never accept same-sex marriage, because it is an affront to the traditional family values upheld by Henry VIII and his wife, Catherine of Aragon, and his wife, Anne Boleyn, and his wife, Jane Seymour, and his wife, Anne of Cleves, and his wife, Catherine Howard, and his wife, Catherine Parr. They all knew the meaning of marriage and none of them lost their heads over the matter.
16. Married gay people will encourage others to be gay, in a way that unmarried gay people do not.
17. Legalizing gay marriage will lead to legalizing dog marriage. This can be inferred from the history of other political initiatives for gender equality. For example, when American women got the right to vote in 1920, it led to terriers voting in 1925, and when Title IX was passed in 1972 to prevent sex discrimination in any federally-funded school, resulting in the creation of athletic opportunities for girls, it led to Bichon Frises on the basketball court during the Reagan administration.
18. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to legislative change in general, which could possibly include the legalization of polygamy, incest, medical marijuana, and unmuzzled pit bulls. Because we don’t know what might come down the next slippery slope, we should never change any law.
19. Legal marriage will inspire gays to mimic straight traditions, such as spiritual commitment ceremonies and celebratory parties, which is currently impermissible for them to do and which they have never done before.
20. Marriage is designed to protect the well-being of children. Gay people do not need marriage because they never have children from prior relationships, artificial insemination, surrogacy, or adoption.
21. Civil unions are a good option because "separate but equal" institutions are always constitutional. In fact, compared with marriage, civil unions are so attractive that straight people are calling dibs on them.
22. A man should not be able to marry whomever a woman can marry, and a woman should not be able to marry whomever a man can marry, because in this country we do not believe in gender equality.
23. If gays marry, some of straight people's tax dollars would end up supporting families whose structure they may find morally objectionable. Clearly, it is more just to continue taking gay people's tax dollars to support straight families, who are going to heaven regardless of what anyone else thinks of them.
24. Gays should hold off on the marriage question until society is more accepting of them, because they are not part of society.
25. The people's voice must be heard on this issue. Therefore, we must have a vote on a federal constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, because we can't think of any other way to discuss the issue.
26. Each state should decide for itself whether gay marriage will be recognized, because there is no "full faith and credit" clause that requires states to recognize each other's institutions.
27. Gay marriage attempts to replace natural heterosexual instinct with a cultural institution. Morality demands that we subordinate institutionalized commitment to raw, unfettered, biological impulse.
28. Gay marriages could very well suffer maladies like domestic violence and substance abuse. That's why we invented the Quality Control department to pre-approve the righteousness of all marriage applicants.
29. Those who support gay marriage aim to overthrow the dominant culture, as evidenced by their enthusiasm to participate in it.
30. If the state performs gay marriages, Christians might become more liberal and divide into more mutually opposed parties. Since the government is an arm of the church and is responsible for keeping the peace in Christian leadership councils, it should not get involved with gay marriage.
31. After gay marriage was legalized in Scandinavian countries in 2004, more heterosexual couples realized they wanted to live together and bear children without marrying first. Banning gay marriage is a good way to prevent this practice, as is banning independent thought and mandating straight marriage by age 21.
32. Heterosexual marriage was invented in the Biblical book of Genesis. Written somewhere between 1500 and 500 BCE, Genesis came as a great relief to people in many cultures, such as China, who, prior to 1500 BCE, sat around waiting for the Mesopotamians to invent the family unit.
33. Gay marriage would allow more partners and children to sign onto the family breadwinner's healthcare plan. Given that 44 million Americans do not have health insurance, it is safe to say that health insurance is not an American value.
34. The possibility of getting a gay marriage might encourage some married heterosexuals to divorce and seek a gay union instead. These marriages were obviously happy and successful, and the justices who provide gay second marriages should be charged with alienation of affection.
35. Gay marriage may hurl the populace into existential crisis and cause spontaneous divorces. Divorce triggers our moral hemorrhaging, but we will keep it legal. It is easier to seek the criminalization of gay marriage than the criminalization of divorce, particularly because most of us have had a few divorces.
36. Gay marriage is tainted because some of the applicants might be divorcees marrying for the second time. We oppose remarriage, and would like to ensure that no one marries more than once; therefore we will oppose the entire institution of marriage, to ensure that no one ever marries at all. That casts the net wide enough to catch all the would-be second-timers.
37. The people have the right to demand to vote on a Massachusetts constitutional amendment against gay marriage. There is no reason for proposed amendments to go through the state Legislature first, as is constitutionally required, because the Legislature doesn't spend all that many paid hours sitting around discussing the legal ramifications on behalf of ordinary citizens who are too busy with their own jobs to figure out everything at stake.
38. The arguments for gay marriage are flawed because Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry has made inconsistent statements about gay marriage, and he is known for his consistency on other issues.
39. Married gay couples will find it easier to adopt children, who might then be bullied and teased by other children for who their parents are. This reflects poorly on the judgment of gays who adopt children with the risk that their child could possibly be teased. It does not, of course, imply anything about the responsibilities of heterosexual parents, whose children only pick up rocks for geological interest and couldn't have been listening when their parents made those comments about their neighbors.
40. Children of married gay couples might suffer bullying and teasing more often than children of unmarried gay couples, because playground bullies are sensitive to the nuances of contract law.
41. It is reasonable and fair to institute "civil unions" that provide all the rights and responsibilities of marriage, but we cannot apply the holy, mystical word "marriage" to this contract. Deriving from the Latin maritare, "marriage" evokes the dignity of the typical Roman man who engaged in licentious sex with both sexes until he reached middle age, at which time he maritared a teenage girl to bear his children.
42. According to the three proposed "compromise" Massachusetts constitutional amendments defeated by the Legislature on Feb. 11 and 12, 2004, the best way to "protect the unique relationship of heterosexual marriage" is to institute civil unions that are in every way identical to it.
43. God created the institution of marriage, just after he created 2.9 APR automobile financing, student loans, HMOs, and divorce.
44. We must defer to the President's opinion on gay marriage, since the Republican party was given its authority by God. As it is written: "Republican and Democrat created He them." Paul elaborated: "Democrats, submit to the Republican."
45. In San Francisco, where renegade officials have married same-sex couples for the past several weeks, experts suggest that the city may suffer an earthquake in about ten years. Geological experts, that is. But good Christians don't recognize the opinion of Earth scientists, who falsely claim the Earth is 4.5 billion years old; they get their seismic information from their preachers, who say the earthquake's coming next week.
46. Allowing same-sex marriage could increase gay public displays of affection, because marriage has historically been proven to stimulate couples' interest in sex.
47. Making civil marriage available to same-sex couples could spur the wedding industry, and businesses would sure hate to pay taxes on all that profit.
48. Straight men are opposed to gay marriage because they would prefer that gay men try to be straight and compete with them for access to women, trimming down the pool of eligible dates to make courtship more challenging and exciting.
49. The country can't afford to provide benefits for any more married couples. That's why President Bush would never consider spending 150 million on programs that encourage more straight people to get married.
50. Gay marriage is wrong because children might be led to think that it is right and that would clearly be wrong.

Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it's laws.

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Naruto's Kit 2 by brown phantom reviews
Four years have passed and Akane Uzumaki has become a ninja. Watch as she follows in her father's footsteps to become the next hokage, all while trying to keep her origins a secret and fighting the threats of her generation.
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Once Upon a Time in London (and Middle Earth) by nicnac918 reviews
Some books, through no fault of their own, are a lot more disturbing to read the second time through. Fourth in Many Intersecting Planes
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Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 46,649 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
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During the VOTE Naruto dies, his killer is waiting in a cell for his trial, and his friends hear of his passing. Naruto is resurrected by Kyuubi's interference and escapes the morgue, but is he still human, or something less? or maybe, something more?
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Harry Potter and the Old Republic by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Upon Revan's death, he does not become one with the Force. Instead, he and his long-time friend, Meetra, reappear above a blue planet. In it, they stumble upon Godric's Hollow and Harry. Desiring a legend, they help him grow in both the Force and magic. Harry Potter will become the first Jedi Warlock. GreyJedi!HarryXHarem. Manipulative Dumbledore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,020 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Revan
Drop of Blood by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Life and Death. Hope and Despair. Loyalty and Blood. Naruto Uzumaki lost everything. And than, as he was about to die, someone gave him everything. All Naruto sacrificed was a drop of blood.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,630 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Naruto U., Lelouch L.
The elementalist Swordsman by darksider82 reviews
Harry in Konoha
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,397 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Shizune
Agent W by mapplepie reviews
ASiP. When John hears the telephone box ring as he walks past it, he immediately picks the phone off the hook without another thought. John doesn't even give the speaker a chance to talk before he snaps into the phone. ... and it turns out he just might have accidentally presumed the caller's identity incorrectly. Oops. (semi-retired)MIB!John.
Crossover - Men In Black & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
The Dursleys don't want their freak of a nephew in their home, so Vernon takes Harry directly from number 4's doorstep to Gringotts. What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Harry and co now entering fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 99 - Words: 691,792 - Reviews: 21338 - Favs: 9,645 - Follows: 10,967 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Apalapucia by friendlyquark reviews
There are many reasons why letting the Doctor plan a holiday is a terrible idea. When an old enemy moves against them, the Doctor, Rose, and the whole Pete's World Crew have their relaxation time interrupted with a little adventure.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 2/18 - Rose T., Susan F., The Master, 10th Doctor Duplicate
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 169,296 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Human Nature by badwolf0924 reviews
Sherlock and John stumble upon a number of homicides with one thing in common, they have curious watches. They call in the Doctor to help them with the case. (Sequel to Of Doctor's and Detectives) (Johnlock)(This story has now gone completely past the original summary, just a heads up!)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/28 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
In Servitude to the Dark : My Obeisance by xXxLuckyxXx reviews
Sequel to ISttD! Harry enters 4th year and must deal with the Tournament and losing Marvolo to Voldemort. Will the newly risen Dark Lord accept Harry or will he still see Harry as an enemy? Lines blur and morals are compromised as both sides desperately prepare for the drums of war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,158 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Voldemort
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,673 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 5,470 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,852 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
I Hate Life But I Love Death by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Before Naruto loved Life. He loved Living. When he came back, he hated living. When he came back, he wanted to die. The only thing stopping him from bringing his sword to his throat was a promise he made with Kami. Naruto is back and pissed off. Crack fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U.
So an Uzumaki Delves into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
A 12 year old Naruto learns Edo Tensei, which makes Madara Uchiha not amused, causing Hashirama to be happy, and leaves Tobirama to wonder just what the hell is going on. A series of loosely connected one-shots all wrapped up into one hilarious Crack fic. Lots of OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,630 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
White Chakra Magic by Whis reviews
Harry on a early age finds out about an energy within him. One day when he enters an abandoned house after being chased by Dudley and his friend he finds out how to make use of that energy. At the summoning of a wolf he is told about his heritage, that of the White Chakra that only lives on within the Hatake line. Harry is Kakashi's biological son story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,481 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Akatsuki at Hogwarts by rothfyae reviews
Hidan and Tobi are being stalked by Filch, Sasori and Deidara hate Malfoy, and the Akatsuki are pranking Umbridge...what's happening? They don't know either! Trapped in Hogwarts by a strange technique, our favorite mercenaries are learning magic, meeting new friends, and getting involved in all sorts of things that they never thought were possible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,800 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Akatsuki
Matchmaker Chronicles Book 2 by LadyKailitha reviews
There is only one thing Liya Mason loves more than trouble, and that's matchmaking. With two successful matches under her belt, she sets her sights on her other brother-in-law and his police officer friend. Quite sure that they will suit each other. Mystrade with background Johnlock. Sequel to Matchmaker Chronicles Book 1. (go figure) You should read that first.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, OC, Sherlock H.
Voldemort by Nillen reviews
Batman AU. The 1st point, Harry loves his boss. The 2nd point, Harry hates his boss' bestfriend. The 3rd point, Harry is in a relationship with a vigilante. And the last point, well, life is not really that pretty, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Puppy Not-Love by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock doesn't bring home a ticking bomb, he doesn't bring home a severed head, he doesn't even bring home the milk. Instead, he brings home a puppy. Cue dog-lover!lock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/7 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shattered Mirror by brown phantom reviews
Pre-timeskip. Naruto loses his memory and ends up in Kiri. As he tries to start a new life as a mist-nin, friends and foes from his old life try to track him down. NaruOC NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,262 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., OC
Orochimaru no Deshii by Meiou Mateus reviews
First story! Young Naruto find one of Orochimaru's lab and decide to follow in the scientist's footstep. strong!naruto psychic power and hormones controlling!naruto. Now "pairings" known but still not Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
A Pinch of Belladonna by E-Loveless reviews
When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,685 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/17 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Master of Death Rewrite by Youikina reviews
Being Master of death is more then just a title, it is one of two of the highest positions in all the universes. Meeting the Master of Life, Harry is not pleased to find that Fate is in control of the avatars of the dimension. He will go to the different world to see if the balance needs to be fixed and to give the Avatars of the worlds one wish. First stop, the Elemental Nations
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,168 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P.
Chapters in Our Life by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Family is all you have in the end. Godfather!lock, told in Sherlock's POV in taking care of John's daughter, straight from the birth and onwards. Think Archie - but with John and Mary's daughter. Multi!chap.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/8 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H.
The Mysterious Bond by RisingMist reviews
Naruto inherits a necklace while still at the academy and forms a mysterious connection to Hinata. What changes will this lead to? Hop aboard for a wild ride. Romance, humour and plenty of action to come. Pairing: Naruto/Hinata Rating for future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,760 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/1/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Sherlock's Sleeping Habits by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which John learns about Sherlock's sleeping habits. Series of unrelated oneshots featuring the one and only ADORABLE Sleepy!Lock! Fluff abounds.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Yule Hangover by Shinku Ryuuga reviews
It was a slight difference, something Harry hadn't thought would happen... but it did. Now how the heck is he going to piece together what was missing from last night?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspired by Lsayaku by blackbeanie reviews
A series of Hans/Seras stories inspired by the fanart of Lsayaku. Chapter 36: Alucard returns after only 6 years, he and Hans clash
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,765 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Seras, Hans G.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles by Manatocfox reviews
Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 146,791 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Doll Team by PaperFox19 reviews
Naruto is brilliant and strong, he discovered an ancient ninjutsu style that has not been seen since the sage of the 6paths. He tends to lose sight of things when he's in his work shop, and his lover tends to get lonely at times. Warning Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: To Change the Future (ナルト:未来を変えるために) by OnePlotThickens reviews
It's nearing the end of the Fourth Hidden Shinobi World War. Konohagakure is gone, almost everyone is dead. Naruto and Sakura aided by Itachi and abetted by Kurama, use a forbidden Time/Space ninjustsu/fuuinjutsu combination to reverse time. Aiming to change the future for the better, they embark on a journey that will change Konoha and the Elemental Nations forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,029 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sherlock: Play Date by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Greg's picking his youngest daughter up from school when he hears a very familiar voice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 510,990 - Reviews: 4029 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,014 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 7,294 - Follows: 9,739 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Dating Game by RedVelvetWings reviews
Meet Sherlock Holmes. The world's greatest match-maker. His match-making record is spotless. But there is one match he never predicted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/3 - [John W., Sherlock H.] [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.]
Heritage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter is more than a wizard, he's descended from two powerful clans of the Elemental Nations. Thanks to his parents taking precautions he will work on training both sides of his heritage. And people better didn't try to stop him. Will contain some bashing, see summary, no pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,367 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Naruto U.
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,892 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Tender Sea: Revamped by Strange Obsession reviews
Rewritten version! Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki grew up to become one of the strongest Kunoichi that had ever existed. Recently married and close to achieving her lifelong ambition, everything is ripped from her grasp. Friends have fallen and the Elemental Nations is no more. She chooses to abandon her identity and go back to fix it all. Time-travel!, Fem!Naru, Eventual Kaka!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,200 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Domestic Bliss by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Maybe they didn't act like they cared 97% of the time, but the truth was, they had since the very beginning. 5 and 1 drabbles of Mycroft and Sherlock's brotherhood, starting with Sherlock's birth and ending with The Empty Hearse.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Study in Friendship by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,832 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H.
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,406 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 4,609 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Back to the Past by Buffmanican reviews
The world is falling apart and there is nothing they can do, right? Wrong! From within the Jubi the seven tailed beasts that had been captured diverge a plan that involves Naruto Uzumaki. this is a time travel fic. R&R enjoy, have fun, relax and biju-dama... there will be no pairing (don't own cover pic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,124 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Like, Comment, Subscribe by daleksanddetectives reviews
When John convinced Sherlock to upload a video of himself playing the violin to the internet, they had no idea how popular it would get. [Teenlock AU & established relationship]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Kitty Love by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Harry has an accident and gets turned into a cat! If that wasn't bad, he finds himself in the hands of his enemy. Follow Harry as he tries to find a way to freedom, or will he want to? TRHP MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,255 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/27 - Complete
The Lord of Revenge by Primordial Soul reviews
The Light and the Dark have fought for thousands of years, each possessing their own champions. But now, both will tread in fear of one, displaced from his time, who is the Master of both Light and Dark. One who wants Revenge. DS Ending Male Revan, time travel.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,752 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Revan
Rippling Future by Airheaded dude reviews
All decisions impact the future just the same, be it minor or major. Repairing Orochimaru's damage was one and when Jiraiya decides to ask Naruto one question one month before the finals, he changes his attitude towards Naruto and instead brings about what Naruto was always meant to be, a truly strong Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,513 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
In The Meantime by 1Bedward reviews
Whilst John and Mary are on their honeymoon they ask Molly, Greg and Mrs Hudson (and Mycroft) to spy on Sherlock to make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble, what they find out is shocking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/20 - [John W., Mary M.] [Sherlock H., Irene A.]
Of Doctor's and Detective's by badwolf0924 reviews
The Doctor wakes up somewhere new, and while that's not odd for him, the crop of curly black hair on his head is. And when Sherlock wakes up on the TARDIS sporting a bow tie, his entire world is thrown for a loop. Can these geniuses figure out what's happened and set things right? Includes Johnlock, cause i'm a shameless shipper! Also rated T cause, y'know, I don't know!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/16 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dragon Lord by HistoryLights reviews
A dragon lord is special. To bind a dragon is a great honor. An honor and a terrible burden. For with great power comes the task of keeping that power in check and there are always those who would seek to use it for evil.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili, Smaug, Thorin
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,177 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Of Dragons and Detective Inspectors by nicnac918 reviews
*John, however, turned to him and said in a completely serious-sounding tone of voice, "Because he's a dragon."* Fifth in Many Intersecting Planes
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Letter on the Music Stand by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John and Mary find the sheet music Sherlock left for them at their wedding reception. So3 'missing' scene.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wizarding Detective by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry finds out about Dumbledore's manipulations and flees after the DoM incident to Japan. What does the 'Holmes of the New Century' have to do with Harry's destiny? Harry / Detective Conan x-over
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,588 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P.
Consulting Detectives in Middle-Earth by Steamprincess Mayhem reviews
About how Smaug and Bilbo met. And what happened when they met. Probably more of an AU than a crossover. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/15 - Bilbo B., Smaug
Genius Indeed by 1Bedward reviews
Mary is having difficulty selecting her wedding dress. So she calls on a certain detective for his honest help. Post TEH pre TSOT WWarning one teeny tiny swear word. JxM
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23 - [Mary M., John W.] Sherlock H.
Mingling in the Crowd by Cheyla reviews
Harry wanted to be normal. He couldn't be normal in the wizarding world, his relatives made it clear that he wouldn't fit in the muggle world. Can he fit in the shinobi world with the help of his guardian? Or will he always stand out? Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,709 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Truth Lies Within A Scarlet Rose by SilverMissi reviews
Young Seras Victoria is living a horrid life in Romania. Walking home from school, Seras meets someone that will send her world spiraling. From that moment, her life had changed forever... Completely different take on Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,119 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Alucard, Seras
Jorōgumo by AmniIsRoving reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,355 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/5 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shino A., Kiba I.
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/22 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
The Policemen and the Pies by I. H. Scribe reviews
You'd think after the first time, Donovan and Anderson would learn not to insult Sherlock in front of his neighbors. Side-story to The Evils of Pie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/22 - Harry P., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson
The ABCs of Sherlock Holmes's Favourite Foods by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's a picky eater; time has proven that to John after months of living with the childish detective. And like any picky child, Sherlock has his favourites. Oneshots covering Sherlock's 'favourite foods', from A to Z.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shaman of Konoha by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
Ever since he was young Naruto was trained by his Grandmother to be a shaman. He dedicated himself to becoming a shinobi as well. Is the world ready for him? Inspired by Auto-nin's Living Dead Ninja and I have his permission. T for now, but maybe M later.
Crossover - Shaman King & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Order of Ecclesia by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
Naruto Ecclesia, the son of Shanoa, has recently become a gennin, but now he must deal with enemies from his mother's past as he journeys to become the Hokage using his mother's art. The power of Glyph Magic. Possible Harem.
Crossover - Castlevania & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Shanoa, Naruto U.
Naruto:Koudelka by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
Naruto has more secrets then people thought. Not only is she a girl, but has strange powers as well. After rescuing Gaara she hears the pleas for help from the spirit of a woman. Tsunade allows her to pursue, but is forced to take Shikamaru as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Naruko U.
Naruto: Konoha Devil Saga by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
During the wave mission Naruto and Sakura awaken a power that is shared with by others. Rend, Slaughter, devour your enemies. There is no other way to survive, you cannot escape your hunger warriors of purgatory. Set in the Narutoverse NaruHarem FemHaku.
Crossover - Megami Tensei & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Chronicles of Darkness by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
Based on Venomhand360's story Naruto: Chronicles of Sorrow. While on the mission to wave Naruto awakens a dark power. Naruharem
Crossover - Castlevania & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U.
Sunny Afternoons by Kefalion reviews
This is a short AU Tom Riddle/Harry Potter story. It is just the two of them interacting one sunny afternoon. HufflepuffHarry! Pre-Slash. One-shot. Requestfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Konoha Titans by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, with the help of some friends, are going to rock the Elemental Nations with there new powers. Join them and the rest of the gang as they show the planet what Heroes are made of. Konoha Titans Go!
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,875 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Breath of Uzumaki by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
Challange from Sky Zephyrus. When Orochimaru placed the five-pronged seal on Naruto he accidently released a power that had not been seen since before the Rikudo Sennin.
Crossover - Breath of Fire & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Naruto U.
Blades of Konoha by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
Vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural things have existed by the ninjas in secret. Two individuals were born as dhampirs, human/vampire hybrids, and sought to kill the rogue vampire that turned their mothers. FemSasuke. NarutoXMikotoXFemSasuke. Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,642 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades
Two Lonely Children by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto finds Hinata on the streets during a rainy night. What changes will this seemingly innocuous event lead to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,409 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Naruto the Chimera V2 by JK10 reviews
Naruto was fostered by Orochimaru on the fifth day of his birth. Orochimaru started to experiment on him at a young age. What happens when Naruto gets older and bloodlines start to appear. Naru/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 131,361 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruto U.
Sherlly's in the TARDIS by Eira Lloyd reviews
"'What are you doing, get in' The woman pushed them inside the box, before Sherlock could say anything about how they wouldn't be able to fit all four in that tiny box, but it was too late, and they were shoved in. And that's how Sherlock thought he had reached insanity." One-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto: The First Vampire by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
Under Going Full Rewrite
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,001 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Naruto U., Akasha B.
Naruto: Rise of Hellwing Naruto by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
What if Naruto wasn't born in the Elemental Nations? He was born in Hell had a family, until their death. Naruto is a devil trained for countless years by a fellow Devil. Meet Hellwing Naruto WARNING Contains small amounts of Yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,356 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/29/2013
Sherlock: Pancakes by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
John's making pancakes. Sherlock doesn't know why.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Between Winter and Summer, Lies A Beautiful Spring by malika-azrael reviews
Harry Potter saves Thorin at the end of the Battle of the Five Armies. Bilbo and Harry become best friend. Thorin is rather annoyed. Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield. Thranduil/Harry Potter. Everyone Lives. AU. Master of Death!Harry Potter. Not Betaed yet!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/16
Naruto: The Next God of Shinobi by Dragon6 reviews
At five years old, Naruto unleashes the Kyuubi's chakra and slaughters the mob that attempted to kill him. Having little choice, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, takes in Naruto and trains him. Will the Yondaime legacy become the next 'God?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,274 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Naruto U.
Fox Fang by PaperFox19 reviews
Naruto runs from the village, because of the power he posses. Naruto's strength has become one with Kyuubi, what will the blonde fox do… Warning Yaoi Harem do not read if you do not like
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Naruto U., Asuma S.
A Slippery Customer by Tsume Yuki reviews
If there was one thing Tom Riddle knew about his girl-friend Harriet Potter, it was that he didn't really know her at all. She was just that girl that turned up at the shop that day, the one that came with all the answers. And he'd known right then that he had to have her, that he had to have her secrets. He didn't know her, but he was going to. FemHarry Time-travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/2 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death by dracohalo117 reviews
We all know Kushina is Naruto's mother...but what if she wasn't, what if his mother was a Shinigami, and not just any...the one nobody would expect to be capable of motherly affection?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,919 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U., Suì-Fēng
Bondlock: Mycroft's Guests by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Fourth in the "Mycroft's Son" series. Q and James need a place to stay; Mycroft has two guest rooms. It's all fine... only, Mycroft still hasn't told Greg that he has a son. Well, that conversation should be interesting.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14 - Q 3, Mycroft H. - Complete
Rise of the Dragoon Fox by Hakureisaiga reviews
6-yr-old Naruto is saved by King Albert, and trains with him for 6 yrs.Now Albert has given him the task to seek out worthy hosts for the spirits. Watch as he fights against all enemies and finds love. NaruxHinaxTen slight kiba,saku,sasu bashing. Rated T
Crossover - Legend of Dragoon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,925 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Albert, Naruto U.
Be careful what you wish for by Her Knightship reviews
Falling down a wishing well is a very stupid thing to do, but Anna Potter knows she must have drunk something really weird if she finds herself falling into another world. Can anyone tell her what the hell is going on? FemHarry-Anna Potter, sister of the boy-who-lived, Joseph Potter. I don't own HP or Naruto, I wish I was that rich. Sorry for the delay, shit happens.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Team Seven
Agent Potter by White Angel of Auralon reviews
HP / James Bond x-over - Harry uses the first chance he gets to escape his horrible life at Privet Drive when he is offered a very special job by a man that is thought to be imprisoned in the infamous prison of Azkaban. Learning more about the magical and the muggle world Harry Potter starts his way in the service of her Majesty. Look out 007, now comes Harry Potter. Later lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,072 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Date With Death('s Master) by I. H. Scribe reviews
Death insists Dean go out on a date with his Master in return for his ring.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/13 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Death - Complete
ELEMENTAL DARKNESS by killercroc reviews
Sequel to NOLIFE QUEEN AND THE DEMON NINJA, I'd recommend reading that before this. Not much else to really say, Naruto and Morgana decide to go back to the Elemental Nations and pick up where Naruto left off, just, you know, as they are now. I really recommend reading the sequel first...go read it.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
The Darkest Light Casts The Brightest Shadow by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
On the night of Naruto's birth, Madara visits Kushina's hospital room, then vanishes into the night. What did he do, where did he go, and what does he have planned?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Madara U., Minato N.
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
The Counterfeit Cousin by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which Lucius Malfoy decides to off a political opponent with a little black book and Tom Riddle returns to the world six years earlier than planned. A Tom adopts Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/8 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto Addams by Drindrak reviews
After a failed assassination attempt on a two year old Naruto, Hiruzen is forced to call in for help. From Kushina's distant relatives, the Addamses. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Naruto & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/27 - Naruto U., Gomez A., Morticia A.
Life as a Circular Paradox by bittie752 reviews
Everything has a beginning, a middle and an end, but not always in that order. Never, it seems, in that order if you are a part of the time traveling Tyler family. Sequel to an Unexpected Family, reimagining the events of Series 6. 11/Rose Amy/Rory ***COE arc ends in ch20***
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,153 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
The Darkness has a new Wielder by Shinku Ryuuga reviews
Naruto finds himself about to grab a new summoning contract, but gets... something... much different instead. Let's watch how his life changes. -My response to MrWriterWriter's "What's in the Scroll" challenge. -Rated "T" until further notice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,582 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8186 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Detective and the Master of Death by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock's plan goes wrong and he meets the Master of Death, who's a little annoyed at being locked in a casket by death, again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/5 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
In my closet by Caz251 reviews
Sherlock's habit of deleting things makes for a confusing conversation for John. Written as a comment-fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Riker Jackson and the Lightning Snatcher by EpikalStorms reviews
The gods will rue the day they let that Jackson, that rogue son of Sally Jackson and Poseidon, in on his heritage. And Riker Jackson, well, he's ready to turn this world of Greek Mythology upside down. With his new friends, he might do just that. Besides, it's boring enough already. Time to make head roll. Badass!Punk!Confident!Percy, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,843 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Ares, Clarisse R., Hades, Percy J.
Living with Hamish Holmes by daleksanddetectives reviews
A series of one shots and ficlets partner to my "Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective and Father of One" series showing what the trio gets up to when they're not chasing down criminals or solving mysteries.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Signs of Devotion by PurpleFairy84 reviews
(Johnlock) Lestrade and Donovan visit 221b late at night for a case and begin to witness unusual signs of devotion in the detective...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/17 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
The Maelstrom is Burning Red by Hakureisaiga reviews
Tribute to Reaper INI's Tenraku Hitotsu, Naruto uncovers not only the Kage Bunshin, but something else as well. Pairings not finalized. G-GundamxNaruto crossover
Crossover - Naruto & G-Gundam - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/22/2010
Cold Feet by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
It's winter and it's frigid in London. Sherlock breaks out some warm and fuzzy socks. Domestic!lock, little bit of sleepy!lock, and general ridiculously cute mental pictures.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,027 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,481 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Aphelion by Svren reviews
AU. What cannot remain dead will never cease to be, so the elves really shouldn't be surprised when one of their enigmatic gods fall from the sky. The Master of Death, after all, has never adhered to anything so plebeian. Life for the Fellowship is bound to be interesting with him around. Immortal!Mandos!Harry -Undergoing Revision-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/1 - Harry P.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/28/2011
Like Father by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When Sherlock gets a knock at the door the morning after the wedding, of all people (except John), he doesn't expect it to be Archie. 'Missing' scene for after TSo3 - there was a headless nun in it for him, after all!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1 - Sherlock H., Archie - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 306,825 - Reviews: 4849 - Favs: 6,650 - Follows: 7,946 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Project Black Edge by Reign A.G.E reviews
What happens when you mix a boy that can summon bones from his arms and use as claws, an endless powerhouse within him, and an addition of metal enhanced bones? total destruction that's what. Naruto/X-men Origins: Wolverine cross. Challenge by Chrisdz
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,362 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Wolverine, Naruto U.
Bondlock: Sherlock's Nephew by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Second in the "Mycroft's Son" series. Sherlock has a nephew. Which, yes, is very weird. However, Sherlock's more concerned about his brother, despite what he tells others.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27 - Q 3, Sherlock H. - Complete
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,051 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
harry potter liag rewrite by Chooch77 reviews
Harry Potter LIAG. Based on skyrim format of levelling. Harry/harem. Badass Harry. Darker Harry. Childish Harry. Malfoy bashing. Dumbledore idiocracy. Snape bashing. Necromancer harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/25 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5092 - Favs: 7,044 - Follows: 7,613 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Research mission by charab reviews
Little did they know what would happen when one puts two male shinobi under the same roof for a month. Rated M for language...and a bit something else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,665 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
A Book Rewritten by Kat100666 reviews
The Sequel to "The Book is Real". What happens when Harry goes to Romanian to visit his vampire friend and odd feelings stir between the two, a forbidden desire arises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Dracula
Melody Marie Holmes - Daughter of the Detective by XoAwakeAndAliveoX reviews
"It wasn't as impossible as everyone had thought. After all, Sherlock was only human. Of course, that didn't keep everyone else from being completely confused and shocked as the detective strode out of 221B Baker Street with a small child in tow, her arms wrapped tightly around a teddy bear." Series of oneshots ft. Sherlock and his life with his daughter, Melody Marie Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
In Which Harry is Actually Called Harry by Amazyrak reviews
Dear old Auntie Petunia has done it again, left poor lil Harry on his biological family's steps. There was more to Lily than met the eye. Now with the help of a blood ritual, Frump Addams and Potter all come in a clash of light and dark. But the strangest part? Who knew the Addams played favorites.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P.
The Queen's Butterfly by The Butterfly Dreamer reviews
It is a rumor wispered among the court: the High Queen of the Fae had a child with a mortal which is said to be extremely powerful and talented. Known to the wizards as Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived. Raised in the Labyrinth as Eilir, the Queen's Butterfly. His legend is about to begin.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC
Always Together by notsofrilly reviews
Light Lord Hadrian Liam Glofindale previously know as Harry Potter is an 8,000 year old immortal High Elf. Due to the death of his soul mate Dark Lord Voldemort, the death of all magic is drawing near. To prevent this, Lady Magic has decided to send Hadrian back in time to his 10 year old body to prevent the end. Dumbledore bashing. HPLV HPTMR Slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bondlock: Mycroft's Son by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
First in the "Mycroft's Son" series. Twenty-two years ago, Mycroft Holmes was acquainted with a girl named Caitlin Turner. Three days ago, he learned that Caitlin Turner had a son. Quillan- better known as the Quartermaster of MI6- has no idea that he's a Holmes. But he's about to find out.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21 - Q 3, Mycroft H. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4296 - Favs: 4,959 - Follows: 6,360 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hawk-Eyed Charlie by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A baby is left on a doorstep, only this time Petunia Dursley isn't the one who takes it in. Charles 'Hawk-Eye' Potter, retired Sniper of her Majesty's Army is surprised when his adopted grandson turns out to be his own flesh and blood. Now Jamie has to deal with learning magic on top of his regular studies. It's going to be a bumpy ride if he wants to be a pilot in the RAF!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,190 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Charlus P.
How to Cure Dragon Sickness by BlueRubyBeat reviews
How do you cure Dragon Sickness of a dwarf? With a trusty frying pan of course!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Yes, Mummy by AxOforever reviews
Lestrade and Mycroft are not pleased at the duo's latest life-threatening escapades. Mystrade, Johnlock if you'd like. Written for a prompt request
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,668 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks
Alone We Would Fail by SmokeGetsInYourEyes reviews
" This, my dear staff and academy student, is our very own wizard, our soldier extrordanaire and- " unfortunately, "- the one and only, Master of Death."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/2 - Harry P., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
All Those Who Wander by nicnac918 reviews
The identity crisis John doesn't realize he's having. Third in the From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken, Third in Many Intersecting Planes
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/25 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Through a Mirror, Darkly by friendlyquark reviews
There is something in Tomoko's head and the Meta-Crises Doctor, Rose, and the whole Pete's World crew, must find out what it is, before something terrible returns and uses her to take over the universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,344 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/15 - Rose T., Susan F., The Master, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Lovebites in the Morning, Lovebites for the Evening by QueenieFox reviews
This is a sequel to Goodnight Gregory, Good Morning Mycroft. They've spent their first night together, and started their relationship on the right track. Sherlock notice's the DI's strange behavior and is set to find out who Lestrade's lover is. How will he react to the new couple? Mystrade love; complete and utter fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/22 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
His Impossible Girl by SquirrelWho reviews
She died saving his life before he could even learn her name, but the ring told him he'd see her again. So when a mysterious text brought him to a derelict building he knew who sent it even before he saw her. Who is Rose Tyler and how can their lives be so impossibly intertwined? If his future is her past can he save her or will he be doomed to lose her all over again? (RoseLock)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,295 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/10 - Rose T., Sherlock H., John W., OC
Sound's Secret by Flashfox Tyrell05 reviews
Orchimaru takes Naruto changing history as Naruto becomes a tail demon. With 3 groups, Kyuubi who has been freed, and ninja villages wanted to use him or seal him after him the only option he may have left is to remain as secret as possible. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Blushing Detective by CowMow reviews
John loves to see Sherlock blush. What better day that Valentine's Day to make Sherlock blush properly? Fluff and Smut and Cuddles. Written for Banditbrineshrimp for the JohnLockChallenge.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Street Fighting Fox by ChaosMagemon reviews
High School AU. Naruto who's always been one of the best street fighters around has enrolled in a new High School and must adapt as a student while aiming to be the best fighter, with two girls helping him along the way NaruxTenxSam.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,349 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Naruto U., Tenten, Samui
The wish that fate granted! by Vsasseranbuninjafromkonoha reviews
Kakashi get's sent into the past! And what does he give in return to fate...denial! How will Team Minato react to the new found information that Kakashi let slip? Warning for the faint hearted that are scared of Orochimaru, or just are disgusted by him he does appear.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,567 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi, Rin
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,272 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
Surprise! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When Sherlock says 'I have a confession to make', John never thought that it would be this. Post-Reichenbach! Parent!lock. Still striving to stay in character, even in this situation.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shinobi Rules by Squishfie reviews
Everyone was always taken away from her, first her parents, then Sasuke, followed by Jiraiya, and before long her village and Country. But this time, she was taken away from them. She fights for herself, her new friends and her villiage, facing war and adversity. "The Shinobi rules aren't everything, a friends life is much more important than a mission". Time travel KakaFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,764 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Hanyou Trials by Dragon Man 180 reviews
Sequel to Naruto the Kitsune Hanyou and first story A Dream Is A Wish. Naruto and Hinata have to deal with one of the biggest trials ever, surviving high school in Nerima with Naruto's evil cousins trying to kill him! Mega Xover including Inuyasha, Ranma 12, and Tenchi Muyo. Warning, OC heavy, but main focus is Naruto and Hinata. Naruto is well on his way to Super Naruto status.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 229,637 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/10/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Naruko U.]
Catch Me If I Fall by phoenixreal reviews
AU: Established Johnlock. Shortly after Sherlock starts helping at the Yard, an accident traps him and Anderson together and Sherlock's badly concussed, meaning Anderson has to keep him talking. He finds out that the freak is human after all, and that the man who saved him will do so yet again. Implied past non-con, drug use, suicide attempt, nothing explicit. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Anderson, DI Lestrade - Complete
Sealed Soul by kirallie reviews
Rewritten. AU. Harry Potter died in the final fight and was reincarnated. Of course nothing ever goes right for poor Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,808 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Harry P., Iruka U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aridethdar reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry during a family vacation to the Americas when Harry is very young. With no knowledge of who he is, where he lives, or even his name. He is found by a magical family with...issues and they decide to take him. However, when they realize WHO he is, they have to make some … changes. The WW is in for a shock! HP/LV(TR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Summer After Hogwarts: Year 1 by Bubblekins1010 reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura have survived their first year of Hogwarts, now they're going home for the summer. The Genin exams are comming up, and Naruto is determined to pass, even if all odds are stacked against him. Meanwhile Ron is having to endure the Wearwolf transformation. Good luck kids you're all gonna need it! Rated T for safety- read "The Ninja of Hogwarts" first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox's Grimoire by Hector Enix reviews
Lysylta Deth is the reincarnated form of Naruto Uzumaki and the Kyuubi no Kitsune; she was trained as a mage, and after being accepted into the Deth Pack, she returned to the Elemental countries. Werefox Main Character, Yuri. Read Wolf's Tome before this
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,349 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/6/2010
Child of the Akatsuki by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen reviews
Hope potter was rescued when she was 2 by a Female Ninja with blue hair that belonged to the Akatsuki, the woman and her lover adopts Hope and raise her until an old man with evil plans for their daughter appears... Pairing: You choose! Evil Dumbledore and Evil Ministry! Kick-butt Fem Harry! Animagus Harry and Akatsuki, later on!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Harry P., Akatsuki, Konan, Nagato
A Most Unusual Specimen by E-Loveless reviews
Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Dwalin, Bilbo B., Thorin
Mycroft Nags by supremegreendragon reviews
And it annoys Sherlock to no end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
New Lease on Life by GetWithIt reviews
Being electrocuted is one thing, being reborn into an entirely different world is another. I can't believe I went through high school and the college application process only to die and come back as a freaking NINJA! I'm starting to think that someone, somewhere, is having a serious laugh at my expense...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,859 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 227,092 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Bae'que by EpikalStorms reviews
Five-year-old orphan Harry Potter passed on to the next great adventure before his really even began, due to the abuse and neglect of his so-called "family." The ones who were meant to judge his soul, the Valar, couldn't bear to, and instead sent him off to a chance at a better future. What will the elves of Middle Earth do when they find a lone, terrified elfling wandering around?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,691 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/1/2013
Pokemon Ninja by Espeon Master Espo reviews
Naruto finds a scroll that contains a few new jutsu and learns of a power from a different world. I have a beta. He has not gotten to this yet.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,695 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Yugito N.
Mortality by Bella The Strange reviews
AU-spinoff-sequel...thing to Female of the Species. Will make no sense unless you've read at least the first 10 chapters of that. Jack Harkness returns to Torchwood, but something is very different about... her?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jack H.
Dragon High by ColdFusion180 reviews
An unexpected visitor learns the hard way that there are some things dragons should just not be exposed to.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30 - Smaug - Complete
You have two hours by Amako-sama reviews
AU / Sherlock and John's friends never, ever thought they're gonna have children. But that was before Archie. Because now, for his first day at university, Sherlock and John's friends realized that they should never let two insane persons like them have a son. For their mental health.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29 - [John W., Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty
Snake Whisper by Violet-san reviews
What if, at the very beginning of his fourth summer holidays, Harry Potter had found a small snake in the garden of his relatives? And what if this snake made the difference? Grey!Harry, TMRxHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,163 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Great Minds Think Alike by Kefalion reviews
This story deals with a version of Harry Potter that is absolutely brilliant, comparable with Sherlock, and what happens when he moves into one of the flats at 221 Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Blow My Whistle Baby by QueenieFox reviews
Sherlock plays a strange pop song on the violin one day, then John is pulled into the whirlwind of Sherlock's secret night life. A slightly AU fic where Sherlock is Kinsey 6 gay, John is bisexual, and Sherlock is one hell of a sexy dancer. Johnlock slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/20 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Goodnight Gregory, Good Morning Mycroft by QueenieFox reviews
This is a Mystrade fic. Greg Lestrade answers a phone call for Sherlock and winds up talking to none other than Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock's elusive elder brother. How will their strange partnership play out?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/12 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Watson is a Pimp by foxfire222 reviews
The people of Scotland Yard all think Dr. John Watson is a quiet man who drinks tea and wears fuzzy jumpers. But there is more to him, as they will each soon discover. Come and see their reactions to John Watson, Ladies Man.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/12 - John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Meant To Be by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
One Night of passion leads to drastic consequences that changes the war completely. Harry must go into hiding to protect himself and his most guarded secret. But will that secret bring Harry and Tom together? Only if it is Meant to Be. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Schizo Harry by hazel-jade reviews
What if Harry Potter was actually Schizophrenic?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P.
Mother Dearest (Do Please Shut Up) by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
There's one person who can put Sherlock Holmes in his place... and that person is his mother. Fluffy family!lock, featuring Mum, Dad, Sherlock, and Mycroft... and John to bear witness, of course.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
All That is Gold by nicnac918 reviews
Smaug, now going by Sherlock, meets the reincarnation of his little thief. Finally, something *interesting*. Second in From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken, Second in Many Intersecting Planes
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/4 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Certain Things Rearrange, and This Whole World Seems Like a New Place by barspoon reviews
This is an appendix to my story 'Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter gets Captured by the Game'. It's a collection of vignettes from the point of view of various other characters mentioned in the story. It gives details and answers questions that can't be told in the main fic. Rated M for implied situations, some bad cussing (*cough* Kiba... *cough*), and a little violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,523 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Fly by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
He had told Jim to not mistake him for an angel. Funny that, as it turned out, he was. AU Wing!lock... sort of.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Bullet Train by Flippant Wisdom reviews
The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,322 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Cursed Eyes by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Some say that being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you killed. Well, young Naruto will learn this the hard way, as he tried to find food near the Uchiha Clan Compound, only to find something else instead. A different twist to the Uchiha Massacre and Naruto receives a gift he never asked for in the first place. NarutoxOC and KakashixOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,640 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Love's Death and Life by kirallie reviews
AU. Extended version of Loves Death. Stranded in Middle Earth after the war Harry is content living a boring life in Bree. That is till a small company of hobbits arrive one night and turn everything upside down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Harry P., Legolas] Frodo B., Aragorn
Memories of Fire by E-Loveless reviews
Thorin Oakenshield never expected to find his One in a small, rowdy inn in the Shire on a cold and rainy night. Soulmate/Ones Oneshot inspired by Ed Sheeran's beautiful song, "I See Fire"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/17 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Elevator Emergency by DetectiveSilence reviews
Rory, The Doctor, and Sherlock walk into an elevator. And get stuck. Follow their adventure through danger, desire, connections, deductions, and more, while they are stuck in an elevator. And obviously, Jack had to teleport in and cause all sort of mischief with someone particular. And at some point Sherlock blushes, okay. Contains John/Sherlock and Jack/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17 - Jack H., 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Truth About Harry and Luna by Medusa123 reviews
Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood have always felt a bond, turns out they were brother and sister. They were also adopted by the Potters and Lovegoods, they are the children of Tsunade and Jiraiya. Better Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Wording is Key by ncfan reviews
There's something the Witch-King wasn't counting on. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16 - Witch-King of Angmar, Eowyn, Meriadoc B., OC - Complete
The Real Me by foxfire222 reviews
So, I got a little high while watching both Sherlock and Doctor Who. This is the result. Greg Lestrade is an ordinary man, or is he? He has a secret he keeps hidden away in a special box. A box full of pictures and a necklace made out of strange animal teeth. What if someone found out his secret? What will happen then? Please let me know what you think. May write a sequel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16 - 11th Doctor, J. Riddell, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bored by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
Dragons live for thousands of years, enviable as his treasure may be the dragon Smaug can still get bored. Then a most curious creature stops by flattering and amusing the ancient being. How long will Bilbo stay amusing and by extension... alive. Smaug acting very much like a bored Sherlock, also "human" Smaug in later chapters.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, John W., Sherlock H.
Eggwarming: A Study in Smaug by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
John Watson has the privilege of witnessing many strange things during life at Baker Street. From eyeballs in the microwave to hunting for bombs in underground train stations, nothing is normal. But nothing quite prepares him to come home to find Sherlock has stolen evidence from the police again and taken all his jumpers for a nest, trying to hatch what just may be a dragon egg.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Twist by PirateShipForever69 reviews
Gender-Bender story. Belle Baggins is called on by Gandalf to help the dwarves reclaim their gold and Erebor from the dragon Smaug. ThorinxBilbo except Bilbo is a girl.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Naruto the Spider Summoner by Moonlit Novel reviews
What if instead of toads, Naruto summoned spiders? What if the 'princess' of the Spider clan was attracted to Naruto? All summons have a human form, Smart Naruto Naruto/OC I don't own Naruto. Haitus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U.
The Forgotten Arsenal by friendlyquark reviews
Tucked away in a Temporal Grace Point lies Rassilon's abandoned projects from the Time War. Lethal toys left lying about and the Meta-Crisis Doctor and Rose are on a mission to tidy them up. A mission that proves more dangerous and more surprising than either of them had expected.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,529 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Rose T., Susan F., The Master, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Magi of Death by John the Strider reviews
"Master of Death" was a bad translation. Harry is now the First Magi in the House of Death, tasked with putting down would be-immortals and waging war on the other Houses. His current jobs takes him to a young world to destroy an immortal called Madara. However, with a Beast from the house of Destruction present, it appears that Death isn't the only House with an interest here...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,909 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Harry P.
Lightning Strikes by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry wasn't too surprised that she got betrayed, it was just another chance to be reborn again, only, with much better help this time. Dumbledore wasn't expecting transfer students after the Triwizard Tournament, nor what he expecting them to be his presumed dead saviour, or Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin in the flesh. AU, sort of sequel to Phantasy, FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Salazar S., Godric G.
Great Minds (Terrible Yes, but Great) Think Alike by I. H. Scribe reviews
Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Fred W., George W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Questing Heart by Firegirl210 reviews
You may have read The Hobbit, and you may have seen the movies, but you've never heard the whole story. This is the tale of how a Hobbit went on an adventure, made friends, fought a Dragon, and fell in love. Slow burn Bagginshield, first in a two story series. Different ending than the book!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/6 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Smuggling Rings and Nightmares by daleksanddetectives reviews
John has been living with the two Holmes boys for several weeks and Sherlock decides he might come in handy on cases. (Continuation of 'Consulting Detective and Father of One', parent!lock au.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Return of the Kiiroi Kitsune by Sue-Drae reviews
Sequel to A Chance to Change. Please read that first or you will get confused. Four years after Naruto and Hinata's wedding, Naruto prepares for the Akatsuki to make their first move... Again. Timetravel, NaruHina, SasuSaku, other pairings by vote
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H.
The Way of the Log by dunuelos reviews
Harken on to the word of the Log. An attempt at a humorous look at the reverence all real Leaf Ninja hold for the Log. Suggestions for additions requested.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/9/2013
The Woman that Changed Things by I. H. Scribe reviews
In an attempt to warn his family, and hopefully prevent several deaths, Harry Potter uses a ritual to send his biography back in time to his mother. Only he messes up, and Petunia ends up with them instead. (Not a Read-the-Books-Together type story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8 - Sirius B., Minerva M., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 429,040 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 4,920 - Follows: 5,168 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Power of the Star Forge by Alien-Pacifica reviews
The Star Forge explodes and sends Revan into the future. Set after Knights of the Old Republic and during The Phantom Menace
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/14/2010
The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews
After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,482 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Naruto U.
Sherlock: A Goldfish Named Graham by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
… or Giles. Gary? No. Gabriel! Damn it. SPOILERS FOR "THE EMPTY HEARSE".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] Sherlock H. - Complete
Jump Out of a Cake by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
"Surprise!" Sherlock falters back a step, eyebrows knitting together at the amount of people milling about his sitting room. John, Mrs Hudson, Lestrade, Molly. Surprise? Birthday!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: The Sign of Two by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
How "The Sign of Three" SHOULD have ended, written by a Mystrader gone completely mad. Fluff and... fluff, really. SPOILERS FOR "THE SIGN OF THREE".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Hellsing and the Turks by Favorite of Chaos reviews
The Turks get a surprise when the recheck Hojo's lab and end up somewhere else. Yaoi and het Rewrite going to happen since i saw the true series and going to make it match a bit.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Reno, Alucard - Complete
The Will of the Force by SapOzh reviews
It's a time travel story about Revan and Mission. They find themselves about four thousand years in the future with the Star Forge still intact.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,655 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Padmé Amidala, Revan, Mission V.
Flash of Red and Black by cows0816 reviews
Everyone worries about the Hero of the Shinobi World, but how can anyone help a hero? And how does Naruto plan to finish Jiraiya's work for peace? KakaNaru/NaruKaka. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,329 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Golden Eyes by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
After being rejected for training by Kakashi, Naruto rages away from Konoha. He discovers something. It is not a bloodline nor a gift but an accident. It is an accident that will allow Naruto to destroy his enemies. Simply put, Naruto now has Golden Eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Old That is Strong by nicnac918 reviews
Gandalf takes care of his new charge. First in the From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken series, First in Many Intersecting Planes
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2 - Gandalf, Smaug, Sherlock H. - Complete
Dragon's Fire and Hobbit's Wrath by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
"I'm married?" AU. Fem!Bilbo (Billa) and Thorin. Drama ensues. Don't take this too seriously. Inspired by leupagus' amazing story, "Erebor and Weeds," found on Archive Of Our Own.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Corruption of the Ring by chi-chi-chimera reviews
In which Bilbo Baggins does not just ifind/i the Ring of Power, he learns to iuse/i it. Dark Lord Bilbo AU, featuring badass hobbits, disturbed wizards and irritated Nazgul. And a curious dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Dark and Shocking-Reboot by mari681 reviews
The summer of his seventeenth birthday, Harry finds out some... interesting things about the combined Potter-Evans family. LV/HP, eventual slash. Non-cannon/AU, more warnings inside. Reboot of original. Will keep original up, but that one will not be updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Neko Naruto by Kawaii-Joker reviews
Its a normal day for team 7, Kakashi does a cool new jutsu on Naruto and accidently turns Naruto a cute kitten. Sasuke ends up taking care of Naruto, by himself! What do you get? Yaoi! Lemons, SasuNaru. Don't like yaoi, don't read this then.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,496 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unusual by Conspire to Ignite reviews
I open the door. "Detective Inspector, to what do I owe the pleasure?" Could be read as pre-slash. No spoilers, but it helps if you've seen the new episode.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game by barspoon reviews
KakaNaru, BL. Post-war. Naruto is 18 and growing up. Kakashi and Naruto care for each other on a platonic level. So, what would happen if that started to slowly change? Rated M for cussing, mostly, with more warnings on individual chapters. Humor/Friendship/Yaoi/Hurt/Comfort/Horror/Drama/EVERYTHING! I highly recommend reading my story 'Certain Things...' after or along with this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 163,479 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
HansXSeras: Haunting Pasts by ScruffySock reviews
It's been nearly six month's from when Hellsing beat Millennium. But will the remaining soldiers come back to haunt Seras, or to help her?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Seras, Hans G.
insert a husband by liefdewint reviews
au where John and Sherlock met before John went to the war
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Jokers Wild by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
A Shinobi's Creed by CaptainPrice reviews
Never leave a comrade behind. The words of a shinobi that will be remembered for generations to come. Uchiha Obito doesn't die on the bridge mission. However, it appears the war is not finished just yet and it will take one more mission to ensure victory for Konoha. Follow Obito and Kakashi as they lead their comrades on the true final mission to end the Third Shinobi War. Not Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Another Teenlock by Shipshipship reviews
Mycroft has been bugging Sherlock to go outside but Sherlock won't have any of it until he sees their brand new pool boy. Short silly one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Shinobi of the Ebon Blade by CaptainPrice reviews
Naruto is taken in under the protection of a Death Knight. Watch as Naruto grows to become the greatest Hokage. Naru/Hina/Tema and OC/Kurenai. SasuSaku bashing, Kakashi bashing will take place for a good chunk of the story. Naruto/WoW crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,091 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 3782 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
He Will Be Mine by brown phantom reviews
Hinata has always been too shy and afraid to reveal herself to Naruto. But just before he returns to Konoha, she gets help from an unlikely source. Now she's got the guts to stake her claim, and she won't hide anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Devil of the Hidden Leaf by Chrisdz reviews
During the battle on the bridge Naruto awoke Kyuubi but what if that wasn't all he awoke. A Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover of a different caliber. Like always rated M for safety reasons
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,347 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Of John and Hobbits by thislongstoryshort reviews
Sherlock wakes in Middle Earth to find himself a dragon by the name of Smaug. Aware of his life both as Sherlock and Smaug, he wonders if John is also somewhere in Middle Earth, and hopes he will meet him again.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Christmas Cheer, or Something Like That by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter was never Light, and he made sure that everyone knew that pretty quickly. See full warnings and pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Regret by Narutoenthusiast reviews
No matter how blatantly obvious the truth is, the human mind chooses to ignore it so as to maintain some sort of illusion. It takes a slap on the face or rather a piercing blow on his chest to realize that things probably aren't as colorful as one would expect. Naruto starts to realize that his past choices weren't leading him anywhere. Post Sasuke retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 178,891 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Right Kind of Wrong by Such a Fucking Lady reviews
Hinata is Konoha High School wild ass senior that can't be tamed and Naruto's the new kid but he becomes one of the most popular guys in school. They were never meant to be or so they thought. NaruHina and other couples.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Werewolf Cub by Moonpath-wolf reviews
Harry potter Story with a twist. What if Harry Potter had a Uncle? Story will be Yaoi/Slash so be aware. Temporary rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P.
Doctor's orders by Yesilian reviews
When Sherlock has an accident and successfully cows his doctor into letting him go, it takes John to make sure he gets the care the good doctor deems necessary. / A tiny, little one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Father Christmas's Apprentice by sprinter1988 reviews
Seven year old Harry Potter sends a letter at Christmas time, a letter with the power to change his whole life for the better. A light-hearted (sort-of) festive story just for the holiday season, featuring none other than everyone's favourite white bearded man (not Dumbledore), his reindeer and his army of Elves. Oh, and Dobby, later. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Dobby
Naruto & The Drow by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto raised by the dark elf ranger Drizzt Do'Urden. What path will the Ninja-Ranger take? When Naruto returns to his own dimension trouble follows. Pairings undecided.
Crossover - Forgotten Realms & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Drizzt D., Naruto U.
Nothing by Hakureisaiga reviews
Inspired by Sephieroth's Naruto: God of Blades fic...On the eve of Naruto's 7th birthday, he is cornered only to awaken a power within him. It is as they said...Nothingness is eternal. DarkNaruto...harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,250 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Sharpened Blade by Hakureisaiga reviews
In the end, Blade actually died but was giving a second chance through Kami. He would live if he trains a boy in a different world. His name is Uzumaki Naruto Join Naruto as he fights to protect the ones he love
Crossover - Blade & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,835 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U.
The Namikaze and the Shining Beauty by Hakureisaiga reviews
My version of Namikaze09's fic, the Senju and the Water Goddess. When Kakashi blows Naruto off, Naruto strives to get stronger and an unknown fiance appears in his life. NaruxMeix? Harem fic Team 7 bashing, no Hina, Ino, or Sakura this time!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,619 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Naruto Upgraded by Hakureisaiga reviews
Naruto stumbles on to one of Orochimaru's hideouts and the last thing he remembered is that some silver-gray matter came at him. Now he suddenly become faster, stronger, and more intelligent. Look like our young hero has got himself an upgrade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Legend of the Heartless Angel by Hakureisaiga reviews
Cloud and Sephiroth clash and suddenly ends up in Narutoverse to be sealed inside of Naruto. 4 years later, Naruto meets them along with Kyuubi and is trained by all of them. Soon the Angel of Death will appear in Naruto Uzumaki. Challenge by Challenger
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,674 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cloud S., Naruto U.
Frozen Fox by Hakureisaiga reviews
Originally Snow Fox written by Kurama Kuchiki, what if Naruto had gained a bloodline, what will happen? NaruxHakuxHinaxTayuxYugitoxA maruxOC, no exceptions with the pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,668 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Demon Eyes Naruto by Hakureisaiga reviews
A 6-year-old Naruto was about to die until a mysterious samurai destroys the mob, then he is trained by him for six years and returns to Konoha. Has Naruto become a cold-blooded killer or retains his innocence. Naruxhina, slightKibaSasuke bashing
Crossover - Naruto & Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,669 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyo
Birth of a Devil by Hakureisaiga reviews
Challenge by Challenger:I was supposed to die that night, but something happened to me, I awoke something dormant. The Kyuubi is dead and I have all its memories including another that went insane with the power I had. I must go away to control this power
Crossover - Tekken & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jin K., Naruto U.
A Christmas Miracle by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom hated Christmas Day, it was always the same. Except that one time it wasn't. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Spirit of Smaug by santeria reviews
It is the Age of Men, but Smaug lingers on. [A Sherlock/Hobbit crossover]
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Defying the Future by Dareagon reviews
After the final battle, Naruto is send back in time. He is once again a genin. but he's not the only one who travelled back... Will he be able to change things for the better? Kakanaru, Naruto with bloodline merboy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Solid Silver by Nillen reviews
Mafia!AU. Harry is a normal, average, kindergarten teacher. Well, minus his boyfriend and his cat, of course. [A series of oneshots with continuous plot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,323 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U.
The Lost Potter by TheGirlOfErised reviews
Maybe Albus Dumbledore should have thought twice before leaving the child of a Potter on a doorstep. Manipulative!Dumbledore Dark/Grey!Harry Dark!Riddle. Possible Slash, rated T for further chapters and possible language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P.
Hellsing: Final Judgment by Kwonkicker reviews
A mysterious and sinister cult, moves forward with their plan of subjugating the human race in bondage and establishing a New World Order. All of the Hellsing and DMC verse must band togehter to stop them.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 344,232 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Dante, Alucard
Hendgelin Greeneyes by CFarmerlady reviews
What would the Hobbits of the Shire do if they found an infant of the big people in their lands? And what if that infant was a reincarnated Harry Potter? Just fixed the prologue chapter. New chapter soon!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P., Frodo B.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,541 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
The Anomic Genius by Stinkyfish98 reviews
Just another generic Strong!Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,707 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Kyuubi's Eye by firefox26 reviews
At the age of six, Naruto was attacked by a group of villagers. They left him hurt and bleeding on the street, a new brand on his shoulder. When a woman was about to leave, Naruto began to change. His eyes became the same of a fox's, and his power red. With his newfound power, Naruto took revenge on the woman. When he was done, he returned to normal. But his left eye never changed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,012 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Transposition by Lucillia reviews
He has wings and scales and breathes fire. He's three feet tall and has hairy feet. They fight crime!
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W.
Conversations with John the Hobbit by Ardna reviews
Some unexpected changes have come to the lives of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes...
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,091 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - John W.
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
The Undetectable Expansion Charm by mari681 reviews
So I don't clog up my list of stories with random one-and two- shots, and drabbles, I'm gonna post my HP ones here. There may occasionally be a few cross-overs, we'll see. Rated Teen and Up for safety. Some may go over, but I'll up the rating if that happens. If anyone wishes to adopt any of these, and continue them, just let me know!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013
Would You Still Love Me by Becca Maddox reviews
Harry has gone insane. He has killed his relatives, and ran away. What happens when Voldemort aka Tom Riddle finds him? Can Tom help Harry? Will they truly love each other? TMR/HP LV/HP LM/SS SB/RL Dark!Harry Insane!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hope Springs Eternal by A Grey Wolf reviews
Following the devastating end of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, Rokudaime Hokage, Namikaze Naruto finds himself in the past with a chance to fix everything, starting with Team 7. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Victory Day by WhiteWave14 reviews
Harry grew up in a Rebel camp with Sirius after Voldemort's triumph over Wizarding Britain. Burdened by the Prophecy, he begins to doubt the Rebels' morals and slowly gets caught in his fascination for a certain Dark Lord. AU. Slow-paced slash, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 301,376 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oh My Alucard by Fish and Chipz reviews
A girl finds herself being seduced by Alucard. Alucard x OC. Rated M for violence and strong language. COMPLETE
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 201,213 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alucard - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Shadow Of The Fox by Reaper7 reviews
Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bonds of Love by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Harry disappears from his residence at Number 4 Privet Drive with all his belongings. No one seems to know where he has gone. Time travel. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,201 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Team 7's Escapades while stranded on Azeroth by Froggy-slice reviews
Team seven is a newly minted genin squad of ninjas waiting for their jackass sensei...yeah Kakashi should have gotten his ass in gear and showed up on time. Because now, thanks to a shoddily copied teleportation jutsu gone wrong, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are marooned on an alien world straight out of a damn fairy tale. But...Is this really such a bad thing? guess we'll find out.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013
Naruto: Kitsune Sennin by devilzxknight86 reviews
Asking Kakashi for training before the third round of the Chunin Exams. Naruto determined to Beat Neji after he told him Hinata's feelings towards him. Unaware to Naruto his destiny changed to be a greater Sennin then ever before. Bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,367 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., OC
Paint My Eyes , Show Me The World by NerdAndProudForever reviews
There's a reason nobody's allowed in Sherlock's room. He hides a very deep dark secret. A secret that apparently comes in all colours of the rainbow.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, divorced, and headmaster of Hogwarts, Harry Potter doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery in the Chamber of Secrets allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. A Harry raises Harry story. Eventually Older!Harry/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,293 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Hope from the shadows by Alianachan reviews
Time travel, ANBU. On his way back from a mission ANBU captain Inu found two unknown injured masked nins. The questions are why are they so strong, why is one of them looking exactly like Minato sensei and why oh why is Sandaime-sama trying to make Kitsune the next Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,970 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Come on Closer by xLoveless19 reviews
It's been a few months since Naruto became a genin and joined Team 7. When they go on another C-ranked mission Naruto had expected things to go smoothly. He hadn't expected for the mission to turn bad and for him to suddenly end up in the past! kakanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,105 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Minato N.
Trouble In Paradise by TeraWatt reviews
Lord Harry James Potter and his eldest son are pulled through the Veil of Death just in time for the Secret Council at Rivendell. I do not own Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings. Their beach, my sandcastle. Rated T for rampant Paranoia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James S. P., Aragorn
Don't Mind Us by Lucillia reviews
The painting of the fall of Arcadia obviously couldn't have been the actual fall of Arcadia, otherwise all hell would've broken loose in the Black Archive when the Doctors exited the painting, which begs the question of where the heck did the Doctors get the Dalek they used to break out of the painting in the first place?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Davros, War Doctor - Complete
Rewind, Return, Redo by QueenMilaAshdown reviews
With Konoha burning around them, Kurama turns back time…a bit further than expected and with some unusual side effects. How will Naruto deal with this new future he's faced with while working out his former past? Rating's mostly for language at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N., Kakashi H.
Uzumaki Naruto: Vampire Legend by FrigidKnight reviews
Naruto is your ordinary high school student, except the fact that He's a vampire. But what happens when his home world is in danger and He's ripped from his serenity. Longer summary inside NaruHina some SasuSaku. Gets better in later Chapters...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,368 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Of Foxes and Turtles by NeonZangetsu reviews
In search of power, to retrieve his friend. In search of redemption, to redeem their bond. In search of love, to find a place in the world. This is a story of power and untold bonds. Of love and lust. Takes place in the Guren Arc & onward. NarutoxHarem!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,882 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
A Rational Child by AmniIsRoving reviews
Harry Potter isn't a freak per say, but he does acknowledge he's different. Happy to learn about new gifts he's never truly been bothered by (though there is the whole talking to snakes thing)but if he doesn't meet a few rational people the fame thing may really annoy him. (Slash later on, Harry?Blaise, maybe) Silly!Wizards Rational!SuperSmart!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Harry P.
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Rave Master Naruto by Keyote reviews
Many generations have passed since the Kingdom Wars and some one has revived the Dark Bring. Now, a new Rave Master must step up to save the world from falling into darkness once again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 581,693 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tenten
Matchmaker Chronicles: Book 1 by LadyKailitha reviews
AU: Liya Mason is a red-head on a mission. She's out to get her old university mate, John Watson with his dishy flatmate. But how does she know Sherlock? Slow building Johnlock (includes Mary Morstan and Victor Trevor)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., OC
A drop in the Bucket by Tsume Yuki reviews
All Harry knew, was that Thomas had saved him from another Harry Hunting. He wasn't expecting to become such good friends with the boy, nor was he expecting them to bond over their ability to speak to snakes. It just sort of happened. Slytherin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
No Longer Alone by Strange Demise reviews
Death of Discworld hires a woman as help along-side albert, but his intentions are second-guessed when he treats her differently then regular help. in turn, she starts to bring out things he thought he never had in him, things that where lost to him over time, and things that will make him more human then ever, but will this be an improvement, or will death regret his decision?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Albert, Death, Death of Rats, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Thimbles by Ellie Ivy reviews
The Wholock Team takes some time off as the TARDIS moves through the time vortex. Rose's simple request for a thimble turns into quite a problem... OneShot. Implied Ten/Rose. Some naked Sherlock but not explicit... Random idea... (Bad summary is bad...)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Scarred Souls Heal Each Other by Vain Gloriousness reviews
Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,017 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Spider in your mind by DoYouMindIfISlytherin reviews
At the beginning of Harry Potter's forth year, the Dark Lord decides to take a different approach in returning to his full strength, and in doing so discovers something rather interesting, setting the Boy Who Lived down a drastically changed path. Dark!Harry, slash LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,839 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hatred by rhead-a-holyc reviews
All his life Tom had only faced actions out of hate. Except that one time. One shot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Rinnegan Maelstrom by Leonineus reviews
After the unfortunate mishap in which Naruto kissed Sasuke, Sasuke's fangirls object... violently. During the ensuing beating, Naruto awakens a bloodline not seen since the Second Great Shinobi War. Powerful!Naruto, Naru/Hina/fem!Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,732 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Team ROOT by Leonineus reviews
Danzō knows the Sandaime will never consent to the Kyūbi jinchūriki being placed in his ROOT program, so he takes matters into his own hands, as well as those matters pertaining to a certain newborn Hyūga heiress... NaruHina, powerful!Naruto and Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,235 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Meet The Monster by ICHeart reviews
On his sixth birthday Naruto is abducted by ROOT and experimented on for 6 months before escaping and taking his revenge. What has Danzo unleashed upon the world! Godlike Naruto! Slightly Insane, but Morally strong Naruto!
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Uncannily Human by WingedWhale reviews
Lestrade has a secret. Unwilling to show his true self to the modern world, he embraces the life he's created as a DI at NSY. When tragedy strikes, he knows he's willing to risk everything to save Sherlock. But what will happen when Sherlock and Company discover their favorite Detective Inspector isn't quite human? Mystrade and Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] [Sherlock H., John W.]
Swords and Seals by Shiizumi Kitsune Risuma reviews
Seals, the scroll had said, had the potential to blow up entire cities or become a portable prison. That was interesting, he had thought, and with determination, he started his rise to rule the world...or something. Unknown pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Subitus Vices by BloodiedFangs reviews
Set in OotP. Harry has more problems than usual because of Voldemort and stress, making his inner snake very unhappy, but he also finds a strange ally in the school to help him deal with the events that are about to unfold. Slash LVHP MPreg!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Price of Life by Almadynis Rayne reviews
At the beginning of Arda, the Valar had to bargain with Death to extend the life of the Elves. Everything has a price. Untold eons later, Harry Potter, now down with his part in the war, comes to realize what being Death's Master means and despairs. As he tries to take his own life, Death's bargain with the Valar takes effect. elfling!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Legolas, Elrohir, Thranduil
Demon King's Descendant by VFSNAKE reviews
Many were surprised to learn Yusuke was the descendant of Raizen, but he wasn't the only one, and now Uzumaki Naruto will inherit something far more powerful then the "Will of Fire". God-like Naruto. Sandaime, Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Leaf bashing. Enjoy!
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,296 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,399 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
How to Win A War Before It Even Begins by I. H. Scribe reviews
Voldemort comes back a few years early.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Voldemort, Lucius M., Harry P., Griphook - Complete
Ai Youkai by brown phantom reviews
Challenge from Crossoverpairinglover. Kushina didn't die, she was taken away to another world and kept there for several years. Now she's back, but not as expected, and this will change the lives of Naruto and everyone around him. NaruHinaHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,859 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Tom Riddle and the Peverell family by Everlasting Purple reviews
Harry has a plan, but it's his godson and niece that will be taking the first step. Rating may change in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Teddy L., Victoire W.
Hellsing Ultimate: World War Chronicles by KatrinaSebastian reviews
Iscariot and Hellsing are to be aligned with an American group that comes to help clean their problems with vampires in England. But they aren't the only ones that have their eyes set on the lovely trump card. Follows the OVA series with a twist of my own. Rated M for gore; violence; profanity; sexual content and kicking ass Hellsing style. Please feel free to leave reviews!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,958 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - [Alexander, OC] Alucard
Concerning Hobbits and Halloween Parties by laureleaf reviews
There's a costume party at Scotland Yard! It will certainly be a night to remember, involving all of our favorite characters (such as a dragon-detective and a hobbit-blogger) as well as all sorts of cross-fandom craziness! Starring star-eye's OC Ellen Watson :)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
The Best Medicine by Quadrophenia73 reviews
Most people advise bed rest to their ill best friends. High functioning sociopaths resort to other methods.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H.
Embodiment of the Curse of Hatred and Will of Fire by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Naruto was taken by Orochimaru to become his ultimate weapon but deemed the boy a failure and left him for dead. But when Naruto's dormant powers later awaken how will the world react to a jinchuriki of the strongest Biju having the legendary powers of both Hashirama and Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,241 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Shizune, Tsunade S.
Champion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Insane Anbu at Hogwarts by Kamami reviews
I know it's old, but; Naruto goes on an undercover mission to protect Harry Potter. Though the one requesting the mission is not Dumbledore, but Sirius Black. Now, let's find out who the real villain is! My first time writting this type of story; OOC, Dark!Crazy!Naruto, Ministry and Umbridge bashing, a bit AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. Obviously AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
To LOVE Ru'd Kitsune by Kyuubi16 reviews
He was given a chance to explore worlds other than his home. Rejuvenated to a younger age Naruto explores other worlds until settling on a peaceful planet. Until a pink haired comes crashing into his bath tub. The Unrated version will be on Ficwad, MediaMiner, and Deviantart. Especially head to YourFanfiction. Image by Jazzy2 on deviantart.
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Lala S. D., Yui K., Yami/Golden Darkness]
How Dare You! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Hinata wakes up in the past, and reacts badly – for her kidnapper anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Revelations by WingedWhale reviews
An unexpected event forces Sherlock to reveal to John that he is in fact gay. How will the good doctor take the news? JOHNLOCK extended PWP with character development and dialogue.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4298 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 3,464 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Game of Death by adrien skywalker reviews
For eons, Thanos of Titan, has desired the love of death. Now, it is within his grasp. All he needs to do, is bring her wayward son, back to her. The problem is that her son doesn't want to go back to her. And unfortunately, for the Avengers and Nick Fury, and to the irritation of Asgard, Earth has now become their battleground, in this Game of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,882 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P.
Last Heirs of Slytherin by Alexannah reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive with Fawkes for company, but his magic is going haywire and the beginning of answers may be found in the cupboard under the stairs. HPLL SSNT ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,497 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Night in Rivendell by Anonymonimus reviews
After overhearing a conversation between Gandalf and Elrond about the gold sickness running through the Durin bloodline, Bilbo is forced to drink away Thorin's problems in his company. Drunken shenanigans ensue.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
What are you? by Blood Never Lies reviews
Seras finds herself facing a choice of saving or killing Hans when she finds him still alive after the battle of London. Integra wants the Captain dead, but Seras and Hans both surprise each other by their natures. But can they afford to get close? SxH
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,107 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Seras, Hans G.
The Doctor, the Detective and the Asgardian Mischief Maker by elbafo reviews
Challenge issued by none other than Mr Cumberbatch himself, and embraced wholeheartedly by the ladies in the Mrs Hudson's Kitchen forum. Ben's words, referring to Tom Hiddleston & Matt Smith: "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma...imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f*** fantasy. Get to work on that, internet!"
Crossover - Sherlock & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something Doesn't Feel Right by saphira and shruikan reviews
"I don't want you to see me. Your appearance has changed and . . . well, so has mine."
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto-Sempai by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
When Naruto graduates from the academy early and returns as a Chunin as a substitute teacher to the Rookies, how will Hinata's life be different? Come on in and find out. Adopted from EvilAngeal
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Next Great Adventure by EmLights reviews
Harry, on the brink of death from the final battle, has been given a second chance by the Fates for a nice normal life. Only this normal life, with ninja, a new sibling, strange powers, and a side-effect leaving Harry five, could be anything BUT normal!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,136 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P.
Truths Revealed Lies Exposed by VFSNAKE reviews
Leia secretly learned Darth Vader was her Father when she was a little girl. Years later on the Death Star when she is about to be interrogated for the location of the Rebel Base, Leia tells him what she knows, and in doing so changes things in ways no one would imagine. Vader redemption fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,731 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader
The Woren of Uzu no Kuni by Foxcomm reviews
When Naruto turned eight, something began to happen. He changed, growing fur and a tail. 'What do you mean I'm a WOREN' rated T for language.
Crossover - Breath of Fire & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,423 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Alchemy and Wizardry by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Hogwarts Rejection Letters by Blood Brandy reviews
We're sorry, but Harry won't be coming to Hogwarts. A series of crossover shorts, one-shots and snippets. Rated T for safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P.
In the Dragon's Den by Anonymonimus reviews
Bilbo sneaks into Smaug's lair in the hopes of finding one of his weaknesses but ends up finding a curious and beautiful Elf-like creature that so happens to be completely naked... SMUTT
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Fire gods bride by ZombieWaffleMonster reviews
Naruto is handed over to the firegod as a bride without hesitation he was betrayed by his village how will he survive in the hands of a god? does Sasuke really intend to take a man as a bride? Sasu/Naru yaoi maleXmale
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sword of Damocles by friendlyquark reviews
Things are stirring in the dark. Ten2, Rose, Susan, Koschei, and the rest of the Pete's World universe are pawns in a larger game. A game that could mean the end of everything. Sequel to Jiggery Pokery. Co-Author from Chapter 5 onwards : /u/5150245/Timelady-Jen
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,530 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The heroic Ninja by L33t Horo reviews
Naruto escaping from a mob manages to run away... he is mortally wounded and gets into the forest of death... he arrives into the throne of heroes and now, with the help of the heroes he trains to become stronger
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,688 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto no Taka by Hakureisaiga reviews
When Danzo and the elders make a plan to make baby Naruto into a weapon, a witness takes him and gives him to a friend that owes him a favor. Now 12 years later, watch Naruto as Taka fight to protect his people and become Naruto no Taka.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Destiny of Sparda's Descendant by Hakureisaiga reviews
When Haku leaves to sacrifice herself for Zabuza yes, people, Haku is female in the story since no guy is that good-looking , Naruto hears a voice and makes a choice that will change his life forever. Gradually from T to M
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,571 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sparda, Naruto U. - Complete
Locked Out by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Mycroft Holmes learns why he should always knock before entering Sherlock's flat.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Happened! by iced diamond reviews
Seras and Alucard wake up one night to find out their not at hellsing and they can't remember anything in the pervious night. As very weird things start to unravel it leaves the two vampires more clueless then they where before. Can they find answers?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Alucard, Seras
Uchiha? I'm Not Obito! by Drindrak reviews
First thing I know, I'm going to a cosplay event as Obito Uchiha. Next, I'm waking up in Konoha's hospital. Then, I have to pretend to be someone I'm not! Then again... this is a good chance to screw with the Naruto plot. T for language. OC/self-insert, OOC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,710 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cat Nin by PaperFox19 reviews
Kushina was friends with Mikoto and after her death Naruto went to live with the Uchiha clan. There he gains 2 nin cats. Shishi and Zashi. Naruto grows strong in the Uchiha clan and with his presence things change. Harem Warning Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Blood in the Water by 221Bentley reviews
When one of London's richest men and most esteemed historian is found slaughtered in his home while attempting to prevent the robbery of a solitary black arrow, Scotland Yard calls upon Holmes. In the early stages of this case, Sherlock and John find themselves in over their heads and are plunged into a world and a war they're not ready for. Smaug!lock
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Gandalf, Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper
The Blue eyed Hyuuga by Fenix Maelstrom reviews
Byakugan! "Hey, Naruto..." "Yes, Iruka-sensei?" "You realize that you shouldn't be able to do that...right?" "Umm...no...I didn't know that..." "Yeah... Naruto?" "What is it, Sensei?" "Naruto...you're a Hyuuga..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,254 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Just My Cursed Luck! by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Female Harry! Roxy Potter just finished her second year at Hogwarts, when her relatives immediately take her with them to a hidden continent filled with Shinobi off of the coast of Japan. What could go wrong? With the Potter Family's cursed luck, the answer to that question is anything and everything. Pairings unknown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013
The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,269 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Consequences of an Ingenious Mind by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Harry woke up to his underperforming before his third year and decided to take his studies more serious? What if he was more observant and also decided to find out how Hermione got to take all classes offered? What if he took things into his own hands properly for once and didn't mess around so much? The answer: A wizard awakes to his true potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of Death by Violet-san reviews
AU. Lily Potter managed to perform a ritual to unite the three Deathly Hallows. Unbeknownst to anyone alive, Harry Potter isn't just the Boy-Who-Lived after Voldemort's downfall, but also the Master of Death. How will that change his life? Powerful!Harry, Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,050 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P.
Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective and Father of One by daleksanddetectives reviews
John Watson moves in with Sherlock Holmes, only to find that Sherlock has a nine year old son. Parent!lock AU and eventual Johnlock. (Sequel now posted)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Youkaigakure by brown phantom reviews
A great change befell Konoha one night when a young Naruto was almost killed. Now he's no longer alone, but how long can he and those now like him survive in a world that hates them? Undeclared pairing, harem?, rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Void of Emotion by HolyColonoscopy reviews
Harry Potter was beaten as a child by his relatives but he's soon told it doesn't have to be like that by a new friend. He quickly forgets most of his emotions, becoming a sociopath. Harry then learns he has powers that could be used for good or evil. Naturally, he uses them to help himself. SLASH LVHP/TRHP, Dark!Harry, Sociopath!Harry. Weasley, Hermione, and Light bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Ninja Of Hogwarts! by Bubblekins1010 reviews
James Potter was not born a Potter. His grandmother was a Potter, but he'd been born to a different clan– the Uchiha. After Hogwarts he was given permanent leave of Konoha, to start a family with Lily Potter nee Evans. The night Voldemort murdered James and Lily the residual energy transported Harry for his Uncle Fugaku, head of the Uchiha clan to find. Kinda AU beware of spoilers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,766 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beyond the Shadows by NeonZangetsu reviews
Nagato gave Naruto the power for peace before his defeat. Will it be enough as war looms, as Tsunade chooses a sucessor? The Summit of Five Kages is set to begin, and she couldn't have asked for a better replacement. Romance, fluff, NarutoxHinataxHanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,748 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hanyou: The Musical! by Solvdrage reviews
So, Naruto's a Hanyou, Sakura has horrible luck, Sasuke's an alleged Evil Genius, Hinata's the Team Mom, and the rest of the Konoha 12 are along for the ride. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Sherlock: Bonjour by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Mycroft was expecting his partner when he answered the door. Not a smaller version of him. Parent!strade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Writer and the Dom by ZombieWaffleMonster reviews
The title says it: Itachi is a Dominate, Naruto is a writer, what will happen when their paths cross? Yaoi MaleXMale, ItachiNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Naruto has a What! by Drindrak reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki has left the village to form a cult, Hokage-sama." The Chunin said, and Hiruzen sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot to mention that his cult worships the nine Bijuu and their Jinchuriki, sir." AU, OOC, totally a Crack fic. Series of loosely connected drabbles/oneshots. T for possible language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Fū, Rōshi
Cursed Fox by PaperFox19 reviews
During the chunin exam Orochimaru places a curse mark on another member of team 7 but his plans take an interesting turn because the curse mark is changed and Naruto undergoes a transformation. Warning Yaoi Boy/Boy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Naruto U., Zaku A.
Doll Art Uzumaki by PaperFox19 reviews
Naruto trained for 6 years. He made a few more dolls but kept them safe in the dollhouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Nobody but You by malika-azrael reviews
Mycroft Holmes meets Harry Potter at the beginning of his career in British Government. Slash. Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter. Featuring androgynous and smart Harry. Looking for Brits beta reader.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
English Winters by AlucardsCountess reviews
AU: She was your average English woman, he was a king who was anything but average. A chance meeting at her majesty the queen's ball makes her not so average any more. Her life will never be the same again.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Alucard, Seras
Always Darkest Before Dawn by ScarlettWatson reviews
Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade are kidnapped together. During their incarceration, Greg slowly becomes aware that there is something unusual about Mycroft. More than just the obvious, that is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
The Flaw in the Plan by Paimpont reviews
After seeing Snape's final memory, Harry realizes that Dumbledore planned for The Boy Who Lived to die all along. But Harry has a much better idea... Harry/Voldemort romance. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aberration by Elistax reviews
Integra pitied the Hogwarts students that were soon to be subjected to Alucard and whatever was his twisted idea of teaching.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Alucard
Son of hope by elerosse13 reviews
The war against Voldemort has ended and all Harry wants to do is rest. But sometimes we get what we need, instead of what we want. Join Harry as he undertakes an Epic journey and finally finds himself among other people-who-lived. (NOT FELLOWSHIP TIME) NOT SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
What Peace Brings by E-Loveless reviews
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Slight? Twist by CrimsonLuna reviews
What happens when the Dur-butts leave young Mr. Potter at their door step, not wanting the "evil" in their home, and a cirtain someone finds him? A whole load of changes, yet does everything really changes at all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Alucard
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 3,112 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Starlight by NouvelleNouveau reviews
Special, different Luna is back with the Doctor, but she's having a hard time putting her time at Hogwarts behind her and piecing everything back together. And in the meantime, the Doctor's song is starting to end... Sequel to Moonrise.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Luna L.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 413,292 - Reviews: 4178 - Favs: 4,090 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Kushina's Love, Naruto's Hate by dracohalo117 reviews
Something happened, and Now Naruto hates Kushina, but yet she loves him...eventual NaruKushi, Minato bashing, NO HAREM!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,737 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Clever Green by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Lily was a brilliant woman, but everyone has secrets. Lily was smart enough to prepare for every eventuality and was willing to do anything to ensure her son was safe. Even if it meant letting out a secret she took to the grave...the truth was James was not the best husband and Lily was not the most faithful wife. Sherlock never thought the title, dad suited him but Father was fine
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and The Apprentice of Death by Lord Claw reviews
The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,589 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P.
Unexpected Connections by Silverceil reviews
Tom Riddle is a prominent member of wizarding society and is well on his way to becoming Minister of Magic. Harry, on the other hand, plans on escaping his adoptive home using his newly acquired animagus form. Through many turn of events, the two meet and change for the better or worse. HP/TMR AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Wizard by 1Belphoebe reviews
Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Inspiration by Drakai reviews
Challenge from Crimson Lion: At Naruto's fifth birthday the Hokage gives him a leather bound tome with a very special content. Read now as Naruto becomes the newest in the long line of Legends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Karui]
Death Emperor by bunji the wolf reviews
Upon near death Naruto waken in the realm of the dead, soon Naruto find the power of the lord of the dead himself Death. With his new power Naruto shall rise to a new power over life and death he shall become Death Emperor. Naruto X Mito X Tsunade-Possible Harem- "All who lived know my name, all who oppose me shall know Death!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,455 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mito U.
Visionary by BC reviews
Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,582 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
From The Shadows I Rise by Kagami Kyohara reviews
Sequel to Naruto Estacado! Three years have passed since Naruto's death, and he's back yet again. More adventures, death, romance, drama and seriously funny stuff! Naruto/The Darkness crossover, NaruHarem Oc/Haku/Oc/Yugito/Fuu/Karin/Tayuya/Shion
Crossover - Naruto & Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,335 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Haku, Dani B.] Jackie E.
Rewrite Dark Child by sleeping neko reviews
A/U Harry is a prodigy child that has the Dark Lord within his scar. When he returns to his world he begins doing what the Dark Lord had originally started. Along the way he gets a large family and many friends. This is not a slash story. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101,873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Going Green by The Winter Wizard reviews
Parvati Patil didn't go with Harry Potter to the Yule Ball. Instead, Astoria Greengrass goes with Harry so the unlikely couple can give the Malfoys a taste of their own medicine. Unbeknown to them, however, this course of events changes the fate of Harry and the Wizarding World forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 230 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G.
Naruto the legendary ninja by Darkca reviews
During the second exam Naruto awakens a long thought lost power in the galaxy. How will the ninja world handle the revivel of the Legendary super Saiyan. Not Yaoi! not that there is anything wrong with that but no.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Brolly, Naruto U.
Bat Nin by PaperFox19 reviews
It was not the 9 tailed fox that attacked Konoha it was the 4 winged bat. A rare an ancient beast what is his connection to the tailed beasts. He has accepted Naruto as his jinchuriki and has given him a familiar, a bat Naruto has named Kui. Warning Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Naruto U., Shino A., Zabuza M., Kiba I.
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,656 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 4,595 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012
Imperium by rhead-a-holyc reviews
The Dark Side had won the war. It was not as bad as everyone had expected. Harry/Voldemort. Slash. Oneshot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Patience by rhead-a-holyc reviews
It had taken patience and hard work to get to where they were but it did not feel like it. Tom/Harry. Slash. One shot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
When You Give a Six-year-old A Speciman by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
When he'd gone to work, he'd been fully expecting a text from Sherlock complaining of boredom before picking up Amelia from school, a day spent amongst the bustle of the hospital, and take-away dinner for three when he got home to 221B. He hadn't expected a call claiming that their daughter had decided to teach her class how to perform an autopsy. Established Johnlock, Parentlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
Losing Control by JackPotr reviews
Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Megan J. - Complete
The Trolling of John Watson by Quadrophenia73 reviews
In which John regrets befriending the Holmes brothers on Facebook.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
In Noctem by windwrites reviews
AU. After his parents' deaths in 1927, Hadrian Peverell is adopted and taught the art of politics. Years later, as war looms on the horizon and his very identity becomes his greatest secret, Hadrian has no choice but to trust someone almost as dangerous as he himself: Tom Riddle. A story of love and loss. A story of power, and of one too great to seek it. HP/TMR. DarkHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,296 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Team Zero by GameDemonKing reviews
A story of Naruto and Hinata leaving the village at a young age and training for six years before joining the academy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bloody Maelstrom: Redux by Hector Enix reviews
In a moment of desperation, Naruto is tested by the King of Hell, Blood Hounduar. Afterwards, he is resurrected as the Warrior-Priest of Blood, tasked with spreading the faith and eliminating the pseudo-demons that populate the world. Oh what fun...
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,593 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
The Green Dragon by XxWanderlustxX reviews
Hobbit AU. In which there is a dragon that is not Smaug, we learn the origins of a name, and Yavanna is very protective of her youngest children.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Spirit of the Phantasm by Jecht Stream reviews
AU: year 6! Harry dies, but not quite. He becomes a half-life, part ghost, part human. He hears his godfathers will & gains freedom from Dumbledore and his Order where he'll use his new ghost powers to protect people & defeat scheming Death Eaters. He finds his godmother, & listens to Sirius's will about bedding some girls. Harry\Daphne\Gabrielle\Fleur\Astoria\multi!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - [Fleur D., Gabrielle D., Daphne G., Astoria G.]
Turn Back 53 by Kefalion reviews
It's the summer after year six. Harry receives a timeturner on his seventeenth birthday. It can take him back 53 years. Harry uses it and lands in 1944 where he begins his seventh year at Hogwarts with the plan to get close to Tom Riddle in order to stop the rise of Voldemort. Things are never easy though. The connection between them is stronger than ever. Will be HP/TR pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,588 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
An average day with Smaug, the consulting dragon in 221B by xDreamIsCollapsingx reviews
Disclaimer: Do not own characters that appear in this story. Smaug!Sherlock and Hobbit!John settled back in 221B after their journey to the Middle Earth. Let's take a look at their normal daily life with their kid, Hamish (5 year-old). One shot. Snippets. Fluff.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rebirth by TheSilverboar reviews
In the summer after third year what if there were no rooms available at the Leaky Cauldron and Harry had to find somewhere else to stay? By doing this Harry is put onto a new path and, like a phoenix, is reborn from the ashes of his old existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Power of Anger by TheSilverboar reviews
After his name come out of the Goblet of Fire the entire school save for a handful of students turn against him. Driven over the edge Harry decides to end it all but ends up stronger than he could have possibly imagined. Darkish Harry, Harry/Multi, major bashing of just about everybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P., OC
When Freedom isn't free by TheSilverboar reviews
After his fifth year Harry decides enough is enough and that he has had his fill of Wizarding Britain and it's manipulations. He forges his own path and leaves the plans of both Dumbledore and Voldemort in ruin. Warning: Dumbledore, Ron, and Hermione Bashing, violence, adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Harry P.
Dawn of a Warlord: Year one by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry Potter, upon entering Gringotts for the first time, was discovered to be the magical heir of an ancient extinct Magical House that was revered by all magical creatures as their Warlord. His story of how he became the new Warlord of the magical creatures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., OC
Fate's Hero: the Dawn of Power by TheSilverboar reviews
After his third year at Hogwarts Harry spends his time reading a book he found on different magical artifacts. What he didn't realize was that the author was fate herself. This is how he became the Warrior of Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D., OC
Eyes are the windows to the soul by TheSilverboar reviews
What if instead of just vanishing the bones in Harry's arm after the Quiditch match Lockheart managed to vanish something else as well and what will Harry get to replace it? Not really a Super-Harry but I don't really know what else to call it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Soldier by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Marriage AU. Captain John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes in Afghanistan and - after a whirlwind romance involving spies and giant monsters - marries him on the army base there. Months later, he's shipped home to his husband wounded. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The World is Not Enough by CrimsonChoucho reviews
After the Doctor returns to the TARDIS from being poisoned by the altered Vinvocci immortality gate and visits his past companions he passes out in the TARDIS before his 10th regeneration can begin properly. The TARDIS, being the sneaky 'sexy' thing she is senses his sadness at having to do so, forces the hand of another to help her Doctor. tD/tM RS Warnings inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Naruto Bitten by Wishful Daydreamer reviews
Narutos being forced to go get bit by a vampire to feel the great sensation humans get from being bit. He doesnt expect to fall in love with a vampire named Hinata, who comes to love him also but doesnt want to fully bond them together forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,767 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Place of Safety by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Luna has hidden a secret for so long. The only other person that knows is someone she had yet to ever talk to. Dark!Luna. One shot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Serpentine by ereinhart reviews
Problems arise at the Dursley's when Harry falls down the stairs only to wake up at Hogwarts... fifty years in the past. SLASH. TRHP. Important note included, chapter 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,551 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Why Is He Not A Goblin? by Miss Mercury101 reviews
Wished away by Dudley to the Labyrinth of the Goblin King, Harry is taken under Jareth's wing. So what happens then when he goes to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jareth, Harry P.
The Ultimate Betrayals by Everlasting Purple reviews
He was trained as Dumbledore's Protégé and was sent by him to go to the past and betray the one that would one day become Voldemort, but seeing the world in a new light he must deiced who has betrayed him and who shall he betray in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
jenov's son by wingedakatsukinaruto reviews
Naruto the only uzumaki ever he has been keepig secrets from the leaf it is no1 the chunin exams and the wil b e reveled darknaruto sephirothxanko
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto Dragon Champion by Freedom Guard reviews
Two powerful swords from another world...forged by two Dragon Lords and their kind, one side who serve the light...another who serve the darkness, lands in the world of Naruto after a powerful battle. A new warrior class is born...the Dragon Champions
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 676,270 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Playing in the Dark by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard hunts for a target and is joined by Father Anderson. The No-Life-King enjoys himself at the Priest's expense.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Complete
Running Home by kirallie reviews
HP crossover. est. KakaIru. On the run from both Death Eaters and the Ministry, Harry flees the Wizarding world to search for his sole remaining family member. Of course, since he's Harry Potter nothing ever goes right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,118 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/1/2006 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] Harry P., Hedwig
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Hadrian Potter: Darkness Returns by AvatarVecna reviews
Book Two of the Hadrian Potter series! Divination foreboding haunts our hero's life as he prepares for his second year. A dire warning, strange visions, and a mysterious prophecy all hang over his head as he continues his political struggles. Old friends and new alike will aid him as he works his way into the deeper mysteries of magic. HP/HG. Manipulative Dumbles. RW/MW bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,094 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Searching for Deadpool by MorenoX25 reviews
After neglecting Deadpool for a few months, Death finds out her dear Deadpool is nowhere to be found. So now Death has to do whatever is necessary to find the lost Merc with a Mouth. Death centric. Deadpool/Death. M-rated for language. Just to be sure.
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Death, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Stopping the Killing of the Marvel Universe by MorenoX25 reviews
Sequel to Searching for Deadpool. A new menace threatens to detroy the whole whole Multiverse at any cost and his name is...Deadpool! Please read the Author Notes. M for Language.
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W., Taskmaster/Tony M.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Naruto the Chakra Sage by Corruptmonk reviews
Naruto took to discovering his chakra one step further...he became obsessed with it. Welcome Konoha's Chakra Sage! Powerful-Naruto. Smart-Naruto. Good-Kyuubi/Kurama. No Bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,959 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013
Fury of the Archer by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry takes up Hunting along with his Uncle which helps him bond with the Dursleys. He arrive to Hogwarts with an open mind, a sharp eye, and a massive bull-shit radar. Dumbledore, Weasley, and Hermione Bashing. Rated for Violence and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harry P., OC
Wrath of Time by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry lives a miserable existence, he knows that his wife gives him love potions and he accepts that but then one day a woman appears to him in a dream. She says that he needs to back and fix his past to save the future and he wakes up in his fourteen year old body ready to shake up the Wizarding world. Timetravel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Harry P.
Strength of the Phoenix by TheSilverboar reviews
Instead of arriving at Hogwarts scrawny and weak Harry arrives as a fighting champion thanks to the Durelsys. He then gets several new allies thanks to the sorting hat. Fifth House, Grey Harry, Super Harry, Hary/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Last of the Lions by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry is betrayed by most of Gryffindor House after his name comes out of the Goblet of fire but a few remain loyal. With his remaining allies and the sorting Hat he intends to throw off his manipulators and shake up the Wizarding world, taking the fight to his enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sorting Hat
Harry Potter and the Olympian Ideal by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry is abandoned by his father at the Dursleys but he is taken from there before he is even found and raised on Olympus by the Greek gods. James Potter, and Weasley Bashing, Super Harry, Smart Harry, Wrong BWL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Albus D.
Revolution by TheSilverboar reviews
Eleven years after he graduated Hogwarts Harry has an accident with magic that knocks him back into his seven year old body. Angry at how things worked out before he sets out to change them to his liking. Grey Harry, smart Harry, Time Travel. Weasley, Hermione, and Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Return of the Dragons by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Harry is raised by Sirius Black and Narcissa Malfoy with Draco as a brother instead of the Dursley's after his parents death. Warning: will contain Dumbledore bashing, bashing of some Weasleys, and a grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Return of the Dragon Lords by TheSilverboar reviews
The Summer after his third year Harry is told about a hidden inheritence and discovers a power he could have never imagened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Wrath of the Blind by TheSilverboar reviews
Harry is blinded by his Uncle Vernon and left to die in the woods but in the end discovers a great power that will allow him to become stronger than ever before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Morgenstern by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
The Last of the My Broken Matryoshka Series. Now that Harry's a vampire, Millennium wants him even more. Will Alucard be able to save him in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Harry P., Alucard, The Major, Doc. - Complete
Gone But Not Forgotton by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
The fourth piece of the My Broken Matryoshka Series. In the summer after Harry's fourth year, he finally gets what he wants most. But everything's going to go to hell. Can Alucard stop Millennium before Harry's gone?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Oh My Dear Voldemort by Summers First Snow reviews
After Voldemort died not only did he make Harry a Horcrux, but also claimed him as his soul mate. This is the story of a Harry, Hathor, who kills his family, is found and raised by the Addams. Warning Cross dressing, murder... Fun. LV/HP/FW/GW SS/? ;3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
To Meet Once More, for the First Time by TimeGhost823 reviews
To Alucard, Mina had always been the woman who had stolen his heart. Now on a mission he finds her reborn. Or has he? Perhaps they are really meeting for the first time. Rated for Smut, Gore and Alucard being Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Alucard
A Necromancer in Konoha Rewrite by Takaiteishu Naruto reviews
When Naruto is six he is taken prisoner by an ancient necromancer deep beneath Konoha and in a twist of irony becomes one himself. How will this change the Naruto world? No decided pairings, if any.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Mage Trained Kitsune by Takaiteishu Naruto reviews
A stranger arrives at Konoha. With him he brings strange and powerful jutsus. Shortly after, Konoha enters an alliance with a group of nonhumans. As that occurs, that stranger trains one of the students at the ninja Academy. That student is Uzumaki Naruto
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,292 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mutants in the World of Shinobi by Takaiteishu Naruto reviews
Naruto possesses an ancient power. One thought to be lost during the Old Times. One similar to a bloodline, yet different all the same.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Wholeness of His Own by Zeledus reviews
Harry rescues a dying Voldemort from his imprisonment in Nurmengard and sets out on a journey to fix the broken pieces of Voldemort's soul. Voldemort finds he is more human than he thought, and perhaps love really is the greatest power of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Savior Unwound by Zeledus reviews
Instead of trying to kill Harry Potter, Tom Riddle kidnaps him and raises him to be the most powerful Dark Wizard the world has ever seen. Harry and Tom have a secret though, and it could bring disaster beyond imagination to those who fight against them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Ripples in the Ocean by Ratface721 reviews
Harry lived a long life as a wizard. He didn't expect to be spending the next great adventure as a ninja, let alone as a girl! Harry always did move to the beat of his own drum. How will him...err...her being in the Naruto world affect the others...especially the Uchiha? Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,923 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Harry P., Itachi U., Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
How To Treat A Lady by WizardsGirl reviews
One should never underestimate the intelligence of their enemy. Even if said enemy is a trio of trolls. Crack-ish, Fem!Bilbo, Kind-of BAMF Bilbo, I may continue this one, but it'll be drabble-ish... Don't forget to review! -
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bilbo B.
Rise of Kronos (about to be rewritten and replacedsee notification) by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Lily Potter was not entirely a muggleborn but the descendent of a line that had been turned to muggles centuries ago until it mostly wore of with her but fully ended with Harry's birth. Hard to make a good summary for this so please just read it. Harry/Multi, sneaky/cunning Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., OC, Daphne G.
Dark and Shocking by mari681 reviews
The summer of his seventeenth birthday, Harry finds out some... interesting things about the combined Potter-Evans family. LV/HP, slash. Non-cannon/AU, more warnings inside. First few chapters are one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Hobbit and the Detective by feanorsnemesis reviews
When Bilbo Baggins went to steal gold from a dragon, he found that the dragon wasn't quite what he had expected. To be fair, he wasn't what the dragon had predicted either.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
The jonins go to a Reality TV Show! by Vsasseranbuninjafromkonoha reviews
Like the title states they do go to a reality TV show. It just seems like the jonin couldn't stop causing havoc! Tsunade was being pushed into a corner so she did what she had to. Now the jonin have to face the challenge of living with each other. To make matters worse the producer wants to have juicy parts. What could he possibly mean? NO BAD THINGS I'M STILL A KID MYSELF!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Kakashi H., Asuma S., Kurenai Y., Gai M.
Pandora's Box by MaxxieBEYOND reviews
When Harry finds an empty book in a hedge, he has no idea what he's picked up. Tom was always there for Harry, who blossoms into a beautiful young man. But what are Tom's true intentions? Eventual Yaoi, TRxHP Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
The Dragon Tailed Fox by Espeon Master Espo reviews
What if more than Kyuubi was sealed into Naruto by the Death God? I have a beta. He has not gotten to this yet.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,058 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U.
XenoFox by Espeon Master Espo reviews
While on a mission Naruto comes across a downed Predator ship and comes in contact with something that will change his life. I have a beta. He has not gotten to this yet.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,874 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U.
A Demon's Curse and An Angel's Blessing by Apex Soldier reviews
Nine year old Naruto has had a hard life so far... worst turns to worse when his seal malfunctions. With his new form, what will happen to him? Naruhina, strong, animalistic Naruto... Other pairings undecided... Rated for gore scenes and possible lemon..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,783 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lost and Better Off Not Found by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Missing for 8 years Harry Potter is finally found and returns to the wizarding world and he is taking them by storm. Bitches better watch out, this Harry Potter doesn't take no shit from nobody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P.
The red dancer by Agent Aries reviews
A sample story tell me if you want more; When a somewhat normal fifteen year old girl with a dark past has to deal with sudden vengeful vampire attacks at her school what will she do?How about when Alucard shows an interest in her?Whats a girl to do?AxOc I'm back!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alucard
Snowy Iced Heart by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
The third part of the My Broken Matryoshka series. Harry's third and fourth years hold many surprises from dementor friends and an escaped convict uncle to the Goblet of Fire and meeting Voldemort for the first time. And don't forget to mention the growing affection between Alucard and his little doll. Double Update!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Alucard, Schrodinger - Complete
Calm by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Tom is unable to keep calm while watching Harry play Quidditch. Harry/Tom. Slash. One shot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Contest by WizardsGirl reviews
Dwalin inadvertently challenges Bilbo... This is Crack written at 3 AM, I was seriously bored and couldn't concentrate on anything else. Enjoy! T only for mild language and consumption of alcohol.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Naruto the Male Valkyrie by brown phantom reviews
Naruto inherited a strange otherworldly power from Kushina and it's not just the Kyuubi. Once it's revealed, his world will never be the same again. NaruSakuharem. Rating may change later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Demons by Charlie Chaos reviews
Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth. Hiding in exile in the form of a Hobbit reborn time and time again, same creature different shell. Little does he know that times are changing, and he might be exiting retirement
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Rise to Power by wickedlfairy17 reviews
It all changed one day, in one day he had lost his hearing and was given a new goal in life. Harry Potter is on the path to power and he will not let anything stand in his way. "Power resides only where men believe it resides. A shadow on the wall, yet shadows can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow." George R.R. Martin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 292 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Tes Potter and the Meddling Old Man by Lucillia reviews
A few hours can be the difference between the funny story about how your mother went into labor while shopping for biscuits and "Cleanup on aisle 7". A few hours can also lead to a different name and a different life as a result. Unfortunately for Tes, there's a prophesy he has to fulfill before he can live as he wants to, well away from any lunatic wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P.
Labor of Insanity by estalita11 reviews
Guess who knocked up the Dark Lord? HP/TMR slash, mpreg, CRACK, but with a sophisticated tone. One-shot, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto Sesshomaru Uzumaki by Traban16 reviews
While in the stomach of a giant snake, Naruto recieves help like no other... even if it does come from a hand that's wrapped around his throat in a vice-grip... Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,867 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.
Mahou no Shinobi by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
There are two ninjas in Konoha who share a strange but mysterious chakra-like bloodline. It was dubbed Mahōjutsu, and the duo as they grew up earned the nickname Mahō no Shinobi due to their feared reputation. Then out of the blue the Order of the Phoenix literally pops into Konoha...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minato N., Anko M. - Complete
Dancing to fate! by Vsasseranbuninjafromkonoha reviews
Minato has been dying to ask Kushina out. Coincidence is the dance for New year is just around the corner, and how could you possibly refuse when your adorable five year old subordinate does everything in his power to get the blonde and read head together. Wrote this in honor of Kushina and Minato who are amazing parents!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U., Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor by bleahwithaberryontop reviews
Bilbo Baggins has been dragged into the quest of Thorin Oakenshield and his company to recover the lost kingdom of Erebor from the dragon Smaug. However the Hobbit gradually starts growing feelings for the Dwarven King and relentlessly tries to keeps it hidden from the others. What will happen when someone finds out. Rated T for later chapters. (Thorin/Bilbo&Fili/Kili)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Knights of Walpurgis by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Tom liked to keep Harry happy even if what he insisted was not entirely true. Harry/Tom. Slash. One shot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Agitated by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Tom's agitation affects Harry. Harry takes a break. Harry/Tom. Slash. One shot. Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Breaking Destiny by Nirah reviews
The prophecy was clear. The Doctor's song would end that day. But the Master didn't know that, and even if he had, he had never been one to follow rules anyway. Now with his body breaking down from his sabotaged ressurection, he has to co-operate with the Doctor in order to stay alive. And with the drumming silenced, he realizes he must regain his old friend's trust.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 290,255 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto the New Guardian by Zane34 reviews
Naruto is now being trained by the Legendary Guardian Medivh, what impact will this have on both worlds? Naruto/World of Warcraft Crossover
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,257 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Bad Boy Potter by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
When a young kid learns he has powers you think someone would tell them something like, "With great Power, comes great responsibility". Too bad Harry never heard those words. This story is on the idea that the Dursley's were right about Harry being a delinquent. Criminal, but not evil Harry. He's Harry F**kin Potter, and he does what he wants. AU, Multi, Pyro Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 300 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Dokushu, The Poison Master by Kairomaru reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto wasn't such a hyperactive child? What if he focused his energy into studying a type of jutsu rarely used in the shinobi world. What if he had a kekkei genkai that made said jutsu stronger than ever? Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,966 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Into the Unknown by Shin no yoru reviews
Phoenix ashes plus timer turner does not equal meeting parents. Instead you get sent to an alternate universe where people can walk up walls. Oh and they throw sharp objects. Going on another adventure indeed, this was all his sisters fault. Pairings later on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Five Times John punched Sherlock by laureleaf reviews
And one time he punched Mycroft instead. Gen and humor and angst and friendship, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Star Bolt, Son of the Moon by Blood Brandy reviews
Imprisoned on the moon, the Princess of Eternal Night passed the time in any way she could, usually plotting her revenge. But when someone else finds their way into her prison, she finds a new way to pass the time, and soon revenge is no longer on top of her list. Now the princess of the night has returned, with a new member of the royal family
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 362 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Harry P., Spike, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
The Man Who Sold the World by PrettyArbitrary reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
Blue Blood by Nillen reviews
Royalty AU. Two strangers. One-night stand. But between them, things are not always like what they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Real Genjutsu by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Coincidence is the source of all discoveries, it was through that very reason that Naruto soon discovered a power long lost to the world, the power of the dying will flame. Grey/manipulative Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,682 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter Asexual by Mya Uzo reviews
Harry's sexuality is called into question. Asexual? Well, that won't do. For once in their life the wizarding world unites to solve a problem. Harry just wishes that his nonexistent sex-life wasn't that problem. Sequel in progress. 'Harry's Appropriate Behavior Seminar.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hell Sharingan V2 by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life. After his rebirth he finally learns what a true shinobi is. Naruto Naruxharem. This is the rewrite, trust me this will be much better than the first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,375 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mandala by Roberly reviews
In a world where one's soul-mate is represented through a swirl of colour on one's arm, will a man with an unusual colour ever find who he's looking for? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fox Queen by Flashfox Tyrell05 reviews
Fem. Naruto. Cross over with Alien vs. Predator. Don't worry about character death. Kyuubi enters his and a unknown gene into Natsuhi in attempt to escape in the near future? Will it work and what gene did he add?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,342 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Wizard, Ninja, Spirit of the King: A Tale of Harry Potter by aSecondStory reviews
When an abused Harry Potter makes a wish to be somewhere else, anywhere else, after his Uncle attacks him. He finds himself thrown into another world where he may just find what he was dreaming of. Major AU, Warrior!Harry, Smart!Harry, Greyish!Harry, All around awesome!Harry RatedT for language, child abuse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,555 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P.
Logistics Are Important by Interiminator reviews
A drunk Angua bumps into Death, who's got a surprising reason for being there. Part of a versus challenge with mirrorballsymphony.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Angua, Death - Complete
Ying Yang Fox: The Fire Daimyo's Harbinger by VFSNAKE reviews
A Daimyo shouldn't be weak. He should be strong. His subordinates should be too. After discovering the truth kept from him about a certain blonde boy, the Feudal Lord decides to change things, and make his life be for the better. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,625 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Twister by Interiminator reviews
Death has an...unusual day at the office. Even by his standards.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Death - Complete
Naruto: The Legendary Saiyan by Namikaze09 reviews
Adopted from TheDemonKingNaruto. A new guardian of the ninja era is born and he is Naruto: The Legacy of the Legendary Saiyan Goku and like his ancestor, will protect the world from utter destruction. Saiyan Naruto, Powerful Naruto, NarutoxHarem.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,669 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Goku, Naruto U.
A love for pie by ValeryaPotter reviews
After his Hogwarts years, and the end of the war, Harry decides to open up his own bakery in Diagon Alley. But of course nothing can be normal for Harry Potter, especially after his inheritance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,630 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lightning Always Strikes by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Okay, sometimes it's rare for lightning to strike the same spot twice, unless you're Lightning Farron. Now she's doing her future fights as a reincarnated boy wizard with emerald eyes and a scar on her forehead. But is she living a brand new life, or is her reincarnation more than meets the eye?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Lightning
Road to a place in life! by Vsasseranbuninjafromkonoha reviews
People believe with the sharingan you can see the future. Well not even Madara Uchiha's sharingan could have predicted what just came into Kakashi's life. NO LONGER ONE-SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Kakashi H., Gaara, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Deep Sky by LightNeverFades reviews
A dark past had torn Dracula and Van Helsing apart, but not for long. He has captured the Hunter, but he did not intend for the Hunter to fall for the Prince instead. In the background, Carl is in search of Van Helsing, and has hidden his true feelings un
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,957 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/13/2006
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme!
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
Eyes of the Predator by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto is taken away from his home planet a year after his birth. What would happen if Naruto was raised by a Predator? Naruto/Predator crossover, NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Echo of the Ghost Kitsune:Unleashed by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto Arrives in Amity Park to recruit allies. He meets Danny Phantom and they team up to take on the likes of Plasmius, Pariah, Dan and other such creatures known as The Shade. Danny x Valerie. Naruto x ?. Mature themes, character death, etc. Image by XJKENNY of Deviantart.
Crossover - Naruto & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ember, Sam M., Danny F.
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Successor of The Four by eaf2hina reviews
Naruto had the taste of the hard life as a young boy up to a point that he got thrown out of Konoha . That was the time he met Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and Sasori. Seeing as they weren't connected to Akatsuki, they took Naruto in and made him into their Successor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,816 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Parents Returned by dracohalo117 reviews
What if Orochimaru didn't summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages, what if he summoned the Yondaime and his wife...what would happen once they saw their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,286 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The Dark Lord's Pet by Arana'a reviews
Esmeralda potter didn't ask to be changed into a cat. she just wished to be free from all the troubles of being the Girl Who Lived. now she has to face being the Dark lords pet cat, along with all the duties that come with it, like ripping up his reports. Fem harry! rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Soldier and the fox by Joker's Apprentince reviews
When i modern day soldier gets knocked into a mountain he winds up passing through a portal into the world of Naruto. Now with a new look, a strange new power, and a mysterious sword he vows to protect Konoha's neighborhood jinchuriki. Pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Cross my Heart and Hope to Die by Anonymonimus reviews
When Bilbo is at his weakest, the One Ring attempts to take control of it. It wants to return to its master no matter the cost. Thus Bilbo is plagued with sinister whispers of a place called Dol Guldur where reminents of Sauron remain. But will those who first provoked Bilbo's poor mental state realise their mistake and come aid their small friend in his time of need? BAGGINSHIELD
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,762 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dark Lord Sauron
The Illusion of Innocence by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
Harry's second year brings him new friends: Luna and a diary. This year, Matryoshka's going to have some fun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Alucard - Complete
Naruto of the Force by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased by a mob only to be saved by two people no one would beleive would save him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,448 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Savior with Death Scythe by CashyHoray1.00 reviews
"And they thought he died, hehehe. They should have known better to never assume anything where he was involved. He had found his new body in a different world. And he was going to use it." Undertaker as Harry, Crossover, crack, insanity,...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,283 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Undertaker
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
The Darkness that I hold by bb-san reviews
Beaten down to the dirt, Naruto begs for salvation. That's when an dark entity hears the young child's cries for help. It extends a hand to help Naruto to be better then the cattle of the village, which Naruto accepts. Watch as a powerful being unleashes a destructive power, long thought gone, on the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Warrior, An Archer and a Fox: Rewritten by Danasca reviews
The rewrite of my first fanfic! Naruto, what if he had family in the form of twin brothers? What if these twins held a secret, one they didn't know of? Find out by reading. NaruxHina, OCxFemHaku, OCxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,657 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Doing It Right The Second Time Around by notsofrilly reviews
Harry and Tom have lost the Final Battle and have died. Fate gives them the opportunity to do it over again. They are now 4 years old in the 1930's. See them grow-up together and shake the wizarding world. Time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Truth and Dare That Bumblewhore Regretted! by MsRomRaz1 reviews
what will happen when a certain green eyed enemy of the Dark Lord is invited to play a... MUGGLE game? If wanna find out read this story... I am not good with summaries so just read the story.. Dumbledorebashing, Hermionebashing, RonandGinnybashing..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Sasuke Potter by ReaderChris reviews
The moment Harry spent the last breath of his life on a ironic laugh; in another world a different Sasuke took his first breath of life. Fate was changed and destiny rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,860 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Nindo of Sasuke Potter by ReaderChris reviews
Harry had the hang to get stuck in the most impossible situations but this was getting ridiculous, he should be dead. Not prancing around as some ninja. Revised version of SP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 747 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Water Fox by PaperFox19 reviews
Fox of Water Naruto is born with an unusual ability to manipulate water. His power of water is used to bind the Kyuubi. Konoha is not known for its water ninjutsu so Naruto is sent to the village hidden in the mists to learn…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Ao, Naruto U., Chōjūrō, Kisame H.
Freedom of a Naga by ValeryaPotter reviews
Harry gets sold to the Death Eaters by his uncle. After a rather painful beating and a rather hard collision with a dungeon wall, he is brought before Voldemort, half dead. When his healers fail to heal the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry's glamour drops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Dog's Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
Summary inside. Will have quick crossover with Inuyasha, but nothing too bad. Will be some slight Kagome bashing and quick InuyashaxSango. It sound better once you read it. Trust me!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,682 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Tails of Nine Natures by Jecht Stream reviews
Its the night of Halloween and Lily is alone with her twin sons, Harry and Edward when Voldemort attacks. However, they're not alone as two spirits watched as Lily fought to stop Voldemort. The mother spirit ended us sealed in Lily, while the child spirit in Harry. Lily wanted to take credit to protect her boys, but no matter the marks, Dumbledore will choose HIS "Greater Good!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 208 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Fleur D., Alice L.]
Kitsune's Natural Eyes by Uzumaki Shurochka reviews
Kami has chosen Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto to be the bearer of a new kekkei genkai, but responsibility for the details and delivery are given to Kyuubi, due to her 'special bond' with Naruto that has been seen coming. Undecided pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Banished with a Bloodline by Uzumaki Shurochka reviews
Naruto is banished for failing the 'Sasuke Retrieval' mission. Shortly thereafter, he discovers he has a kekkei genkai of extreme rarity. What will be his new dream to pursue with this new power? Pairings undecided, semi-powerful/gray/bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Naruto U.
A Different Kind of Magic by Belle's Noir reviews
Sequel to 'Lies and Limitations'. Halliwell Potter has well remembered every lesson her Aunt ever gave her about the magical world and now she's starting Hogwarts. She just can't understand the way these people think magic works but she won't let their nonsense rules hold her back. Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P.
Repetere Tenebris by DoYouMindIfISlytherin reviews
Sequel to Liquida Tenebris. Dark Lord Harry Potter is quite irritated with his reincarnation, thank you very much. HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 329 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Beginning of a New Life by DallasPierce reviews
Alucard finds little Seras' family killed possibly by two vampires. He took her in, and raises her and when she reached the age of sixteen, she starts training to be a Hellsing soldier. Alucard's and Seras' feelings grow for each other as she gets older.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Alucard, Seras
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...Now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a heavy object to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Gloin
Naruto: Ultimate Greeed by Isom reviews
During the first fight with Zabuza Naruto finds the ancient power of the Greeeds. You can guess what happens now. Civilian bashing, Team 7 bashing. Super Naruto. harem
Crossover - Naruto & Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,156 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U.
Smauglock: An Unexpected Experiment by YouAreNowEnteringTheVoid reviews
Sherlock's newest experiment seems to have had some unexpected results. Namely a dragon tail, a lot of hair, and a much greater height disparity. Oneshot, no slash.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Demon Body by PaperFox19 reviews
Warning this is a yaoi and a harem fic do not read if you do not like. Naruto was born with a rare body and chakra he can manipulate his body like a weapon threw his chakra and with the kyuubi's help hes gained some control and now he will become a ninja
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Juugo, Naruto U.
The Snow Leopard and His Little Cat by Hp-slash-crazy reviews
All people have an animal that they shift into. At age 16 they find out if they are sub or dom. This is non-magic, slash TomXHarry. Possibly will contain Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Dumbledore bashing, mpreg and yaoi content. Don't read if you don't like slash. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Harry Potter And The Aspects Of Death by michaelsuave reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was the Master of Death from the time of his infancy? What if being "marked as his equal" meant that Harry was also on the path to immortality? Dark but not evil Harry. Powerful. Manipulative Dumbles, bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,038 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P.
An Emergency by totalizzyness reviews
For once, an unusual crime scene is not at the forefront of Sherlock's mind; Lestrade is concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 296,449 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Holiday Spirit by Dimensional Roamer reviews
A Christmas story. Harry Potter decides that everyone needs some love, including the resident Dark Lord. May the gift-giving begin! Romance. Very lighthearted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Colour by Goonlalagoon reviews
Death is suffering from a minor problem...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Death - Complete
The Love of Foxes and Angels by swords of twilight reviews
Naruto has never known love from anyone apart from a few people, but maybe a certain heiress help him. But why do they both have fox features and angelic wings? Who else was sealed inside Naruto apart from Kyuubi, and there's a second Kyuubi?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,108 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Team Seven by Kyuubi16 reviews
Inspired by Team 8. Though without all the character bashing, more character complaint, and AU in certain parts. What if Kakashi decided to be serious and train his three students, bringing out their true potential? Team Seven is transformed into a force to be recoken with as a result. Naruto x ?. Kakashix? Image done by Yryahuln.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Join us, Burglar by Anonymonimus reviews
It's going to be a long quest with no women to satisfy their needs - not that the Dwarves had many women to begin with. Nonetheless, they have to find some way to cope and some have formed couples. Bilbo isn't too bothered by this though he doesn't know that some are keeping an interested eye on him. SMUTT, threesome
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Storm Chasers by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Tornadoes: A dangerous weather phenomenon that is beautiful as well as deadly. The Order of the Phoenix finds Harry Potter, although his life is very... well, let's say adventurous. He is also apparently a known prodigy along with his ex-girlfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of Letters and Lists by Lucillia reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Boogeyman by Doodled93 reviews
John had a unique relationship with the things that went bump in the night. But really it was something expected, what with his family legacy to uphold. (Whether he wants to or not) In a life where he knows everyone's fears, it's interesting meeting a man afraid of nothing...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John W.
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Azkaban Honeymoon Suite by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Wednesday goes to Azkaban to get herself a pet dementor. While there, she meets the most fascinating Dark Lord... Wednesday Addams/Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Of a Dragon and Dragonslayer by Archangel of Dragons reviews
Smaug falls in the water with his life running from him, for he didn't held any desire of living anymore, or any desire of dying. But as his struggle turns too much for him, the unexpected come in action and keep him from drowning, from dying, and giving him a new purpose. May his Slayer be something else? HumanSmaug X BardTheBowman. Slash, don't like don't read!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Bard, Smaug]
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Demon Fox of Hellsing: Version 2 by E. Wojo reviews
Redone. Naruto is transported to the Hellsing manor just as Alucard and Integra first meet. Can Konoha's most surprising ninja help them deal with the undead?
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Integra, Naruto U.
Snake Nin by PaperFox19 reviews
Kushina was one of Orochimaru's students, and she left something for Naruto behind 2 snake eggs that would feed on Naruto's chakra, and when hatched they would be loyal only to him, they would even fight Manda if they had to in order to protect him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Naruto U., Haku
Horcruxes in My Head by wynnebat reviews
Harry hears voices in his head, but he's not crazy, honestly. It's the voices who are crazy! GEN, mentions of het and slash, first-year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wrath to Come by dracohalo117 reviews
What if all the Jinchruiki attended the Chunin exams, what if Naruto's family was still alive...what if the Bijuu had a plot that involved their hosts...NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,057 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Harry Potter and the Power of Axe by TheSilverboar reviews
One-shot. Okay this is a major CRACK fic. where the power the Dark Lord knows not is Axe deodorant. Just read it and it will all make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Alucard's little Death by ValeryaPotter reviews
Hellsing has another secret wapon stached away, well, not stached, he has other thing to do than hang aroung Integra all day. But what happens when He shows up in the battle of London, even better, when if he's married to Alucard. The Mayor's in some trouble now, as ar the crusadors.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Alucard
There and Back Again, Again by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was more than ready for another adventure when he boarded the ship to the Grey Havens. He did not know what to expect to happen, but that was the idea, was it not? Still, waking up as a young hobbit lad was the last thing he had imagined...Good opportunity for some fun though. Middle-earth will never know what hit it. (Timetravel fic.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
An Officer, A Sociopath and A Soldier Walk Into A Bar by our dancing days reviews
...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Harry Potter: Mutant Chronicles by anime-death-angel reviews
What if the Evans family adopted Lily when she was a baby. What if Lily's real father was Erik Lehnsherr. Raised by his grandfather Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts as a different person than expected. Good Snape / Hufflepuff Harry / Third year Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
THE NOLIFE QUEEN AND THE DEMON NINJA by killercroc reviews
Naruto is sent to the hellsing-verse by the energy of the rasengan, chidori and kyuubi's chakra. He falls into a coma and happens to land on the hellsing property. He wakes up from his coma four years later and when he awakes up the first thing he sees is a certain raven haired, red eyed NO-LIFE QUEEN and the position of king isn't filled. NarutoXfemAlucard, super-Naruto
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,359 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Alucard, Naruto U. - Complete
A Thousand Stars in the Sky by malika-azrael reviews
During undercover mission as Muggle Prime Minister's personal assistant, Harry meets with Mycroft Holmes. He never thinks that he will meet the man again once the mission end. He also never thinks that his feeling will run deep. So, Harry makes a plan. Slash. Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Revelation by maroongrad reviews
Yet another Abraham and Alucard story, with yet another slightly different take on it ;- Dracula isn't as vicious as Abraham thought...and more human.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alucard - Complete
The Accursed Brothers by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,836 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The trip to middle earth by EmmaTheNerd28 reviews
Gandalf the grey asks Sherlock Holmes whether or not he'd like to go on an adventure, unfortunately he doesn't quite know what he's being dragged into. One shot.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dragnos by Black Ice Phoenix reviews
Naruto, a talented and young teenager must go to Konoha High. Can he survine high school with his amazing skills in music? Read it to find out.. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto the demon Wolf by bb-san reviews
When team 8 is being attack by the demon brother on the Wave mission, Naruto's howl was heard, then when he was gravely injured Hinata healed his injuries. Since she helped him, he will protect her for the kindness she gave him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What Should Have Been by Zabyne reviews
Harry has been dealt a bad hand, but that's all about to change. Finally on his way to Hogwarts and his Destiny he finds something that nobody ever expected. A mysterious and ancient magic, long thought to be merely legend, has re-surfaced. How could this change the future of the boy who lived? H/Hr Soul Bond. Observant Harry. Rated M for Sexual Content and Language later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,452 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Heir OF Uzu No Kuni by devilzxknight86 reviews
RoseTiger Challenge Prince Naruto: After the preliminaries A Anbu appears to Naruto that will forever change his life and Konoha. Finding out some truth of his heritage this anbu figure trains Naruto and tells him about his mother and Sister are alive.N&H
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,517 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kushina U., OC
Uzugakure's Uprising by dracohalo117 reviews
On one of Naruto's yearly assaults, he enters the Hokage tower, hoping to find safety...instead he finds the answers to many questions...as well as a home...and a mother. Living Kushina, strong Naruto, General Konoha bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Ode to Joy by malika-azrael reviews
Six years since Ginny death's, everyone thinks that Harry should start dating again. Then Albus' question gets Harry to fix the Black Tapestry. The result is surprising since the tapestry shows two new members of Black Family, Mycroft and Sherlock. Slash. Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 495 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Flight to Durmstrang by AmericanMuggleborn reviews
A continuation of Vernon vs Lucius. After Umbrige Breaks up Dumbledore's Army Harry decides to Leave Hogwarts and Attend Durmstrang Institute. Hermione Owls Viktor Krum and arrangements are made. Slightly AU but will merge back into canon at the end of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Forest of Flames by Kairomaru reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has an incredible Kekkei Genkai. Flames are his to control and fire bends to his will. Raised by his grandfather to use their bloodline, how strong will Naruto become? Come see the rise of the Forest of Flames. Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Kitsune Effect by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto/Mass Effect x-over. Naruto "Shepard" Namikaze the sole survivor of a failed colony embarks on a new quest that spans an eon in the making. Pairing undecided. Discontinued. rewriting to new story Leaf Amongst the Stars.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Mark Of Death by ilovemesomeslash reviews
"Wizards all over the world shivered as Harry finally came into his inheritance and they hoped with all their might, that He wouldn't come after them." SLASH! 10/9/2013 HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Wizard Hidden In The Leaf by Corruptmonk reviews
After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,942 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Chasing A boy through the wind by TUAOA MORRISTOFOX reviews
Naruto has a new power, and due to the toad sages bad choice of words everybody wants him in their clan; trouble is he doesnt want to... starts at the chunin exams,this shall be the first Naruto/Hinata/Hyuuga Harem ive seen. strong near godly naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,449 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H.
Snowy Holly II: Shiver by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
The second part of the Snowy Holly series. As we enter Snowy Holly's second year, new mysteries are brought to life, like a diary that Snowy Holly doesn't want to leave behind...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
Harry Potter, The Half Yaujta and Quarter Veela by anime-death-angel reviews
After surviving Voldemort's attack, Wolf an elite warrior of the Yautja takes athe young Harry to be trained as one of them. Years later The-Boy-Who-Lived returned...as something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Thanatos by Mortem Tempus reviews
Dumbledore made a mistake when he 'killed' Harry Potter in the winter of 1996. And with a new ally to the Dark that even Lord Voldemort is willing to take 'orders' from. So what will the light do? But who is Thanatos? Some sort of Demon Lord? Or is he our own dearly departed Harry Potter? Dumbledore/Ron/Ginny/Hermione/Order Bashing SLASH! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,106 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Blood Leaf by Reaper7 reviews
Naruto is run out of the village, met the Kyuubi... and has now become a powerful entity. NarutoxFemZetsu. M because of gore and some cursing. God-like Naruto. Slight DMC xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Zetsu
Erebor University by DietBiohazard reviews
Bilbo Baggins was the first Hobbit to ever attend Erebor U. So, of course he wouldn't know about the Oakenshields. He just didn't know why it had to be him they chose as their burglar. Modern AU, though still with Hobbits and Dwarves and all those fun creatures.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Bone White and Brittle by littleblackdog reviews
AU, canon divergence. One fated night, Bilbo Baggins finds a pitiful little creature huddled in his garden, bleeding and broken. Adopted!Bolg, Father!Bilbo, families of choice. Contains child abuse/abandonment, violence, family, fluff, friendship, and angst. Includes some slow-burn Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Bolg
Spring Time by Prascal reviews
Oneshot between two ANBU, Cobra and Viper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Dracielle reviews
In which Bilbo is a BAMF, Gandalf is annoying, trolls are scared, elves are weird, and dwarves are oblivious. Whoops, I plot-twisted again! AU! Thilbo...nyam nyam nyam.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Interesting situations by EmmaTheNerd28 reviews
I thought what if Lestrade had met the Holmes boys before Scotland Yard? Mycroft and Lestrade are both fifteen. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Permission? by Keaira Rogue reviews
The confrontation between Dumbles and Tom is discussed in this Tom and Harry conversation fic. R&R if you would.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Boredom? by Keaira Rogue reviews
A bored Harry is rarely a good thing. A Tom and Harry Conversation fic. R&R or R&R, you choose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Chatting? by Keaira Rogue reviews
There are some things Tom won't let Harry do anymore for perfectly good reasons. A Harry and Tom conversation fic. R&R pretty please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Futile? by Keaira Rogue reviews
A Harry and Tom conversation fic. Harry is a bit distracted and dear old Tom can't figure out what is going on. R&R if you please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Leisure? by Keaira Rogue reviews
What does the Dark Lord do in his free time? Harry wants to know. Another Tom and Harry conversation. R&R as you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Team Minato Body Swap! by Vsasseranbuninjafromkonoha reviews
Team Minato wake up to disturbing events. They find out each others lives aren't what they always seem to be. This is meant to be humorous. If you like this you'd like 'Team 7 body swap.' Really good one. I suck at summaries so...read please...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
A two faced life by ValeryaPotter reviews
AU - Harrison Potter is the son of the director of Gryffindor Corp. In a plan to seek his independance and build his own life, he aplies for a job at Slytherin Corp, the rival company of his fahter's, as a secratery/barista. What could possibly go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Konoha's Inventor by Corruptmonk reviews
Naruto suffered an accident that caused memories of his past life to slowly resurface in his mind. As he grew, he integrates the personality, memories, and abilities of the One-Winged Angel - Sephiroth. Enemies beware! Sephiroth-like Naruto. Inventor-Naruto Strong Naruto. Intelligent-Naruto. Minimal Bashing if possible. Slight AU. MASS CROSSOVER WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 60,531 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Nightingales of Konoha by Dreaded Rasengan reviews
NarutoxSkyrim crossover. Upon escaping with the Forbidden Scroll, Naruto accidentally stumbles upon an ancient Deity with a passion for thievery...and now he is her champion tasked with rebuilding her order...Naruhina and others. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,998 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Rosario Vampire meets master of Death by shadowD1993 reviews
When your Master of Death are you really human?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Moka A.
seduction by liefdewint reviews
John's in love with Sherlock, but he doubts if Sherlock feels the same way, so he going to make him fall in love with him. Title says how. Slash m/m don't like, don't read. Rating may go up. I don't own anything
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,517 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Dark Legends: Rise of the Abyssal Prince by dracohalo117 reviews
Naruto failed the graduation exam, and his Shinobi career seemed to be over, but by a pure leap of faith, he found himself on a new path...as the champion of the abyssal god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,272 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Love Me Not by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Sasuke had no idea that nailing the spot for the writer of G!amor:us Magazine and the Beneath the Stars column would lead into falling for the hottest young actor and model in Japan! sasunaru, kibanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,996 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
He Followed Me Home by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Bella came back from her Fourth Year at Hogwarts. But ever since, she got back from King's Cross Train Station, she felt like she is being followed, but the only thing out of the ordinary are a pair of red glowing eyes that seemed to take interest in her. Soon, Bella is going to be sucked inside of a world, that is different from her two own worlds. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Alucard
Perception by CrystalIceSweet reviews
John thought that nothing could surprise him anymore until their 221C neighbor knocks on their door one afternoon and asks him to babysit his son. Who on earth is this Harry Potter and what is his relationship with Mycroft? What does Harry even do for a living? The more John discovers about Harry, the weirder things get. Royal!Harry SLASH MH/HP, JW/SH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 946 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Naruto, the Lycan Ninja by mdizzle reviews
Naruto's father was a werewolf, what happens when his own werewolf abilities finally start to surfice. NarutHarem, IrukaHarem. When I say IrukaHarem I mean he gets the women that are a lot older than Naruto. NO YAOI! Chapter 20 fixed up a little.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,030 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Naruto: The Perfect Warrior by Fan of Fanfics reviews
When Naruto had the Fox sealed within him, two beings got mixed up with death at the same time, and got sealed with Naruto. Now, he's going to show the world the power of a Super Saiyan. Naruto/Android 18 pairing
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Android 18, Naruto U.
Rethink by Yamon reviews
Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
My Broken Matryoshka by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
Harry Potter, more commonly called Matryoshka, isn't your ordinary child. He's special, and not just because the No Life King takes care of him. Nope, he's a wizard. And a special one at that. Sweet and innocent, and wanted... God save the world if the Nazi's get him. Hellsing Ultimate/ Manga world. Innocent!Harry, Dark!Harry, Master of Death! Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Alucard
Jade Forest by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Harry takes the chance to grab hold of his life and his freedom. He leaves the Dursleys to set out on a journey that will change everything. "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost." Before Hogwarts. Non-creature Fic, Pairings undecided, I do not own Harry Potter but if I did...lol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P.
Secrets by Samsal reviews
Everyone has secret, but what happens when someone else finds out? Read inside and see.SasuNaru, GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Naruto of the Four Dojutsu: Rewrite by dracohalo117 reviews
The mission to Wave changed the fate of the Shinobi world...the catalyst, a child whose village betrayed him...behold Naruto of the Four Dojutsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,817 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Blood Angel by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Naruto's 16 and he learns of the two bloodlines flowing in him. Namikaze the Doujutsu Shintengan. Uzumaki The power to command the seas, but when Red Feathers start showing up, and a great threat rises, he's the only one that can stop it NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,756 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Naruto's Sick Day by Bubblekins1010 reviews
Team 7 (Minus Naruto) meets their toughest mission yet...Naruto Uzumaki sick...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gender Mix-up by Colour Me Astonished reviews
Basically this story is about what happens when a 15 year old Harry Potter accidentally turns into a girl and all the confusion and hilarity that follows... Please persevere as the story will get better the more I get into it ;P Inspired by this awesome drawing on fluffy-fuzzy-ears dot deviantart dot com/gallery/53027#/d2672ok
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Round Two: A Naruto Time-Travel Story by Corruptmonk reviews
Time-Travel Story. Naruto died in the Fourth Shinobi War. Kami granted him a boon, returned him to his body with his and Kurama's memories of the future intact. This time, Naruto vowed to do things differently. Powerful Naruto, Powerful Team 7, No Bashing, Not Yaoi, No ships as of yet. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,125 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Anti-Valentine by MsNita reviews
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters of Hellsing, but Alucard does come in handy for a bad Valentine's Day. This is NOT Cupid friendly, so DON'T if you're pro-Valentine.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Alucard - Complete
Harry Potter and the 20XX Story by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
This is what happens when you decide to replace the 1990s with the 2000s, and then say screw it and set Year One of Hogwarts to 2009, and question how funny this will be with Harry and Hermione as music-loving anime-enjoying gamers. What an experience Hogwarts and Wizarding Britain will soon learn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Carrier by Basill reviews
17 year old Harry Potter is a carrier, will be slash and mpreg, is in AU and Harry will be paired with Viktor Krum because there isn't enough of them. So read and review. Warning: might contain lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Malfoy Mother: Only The Beginning by RavenclawSlytherinQueen reviews
James and Lily's will is read in a very public manner. The will states that Harry was to be left to his godfathers Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, but if those to were unable to take him he was to go to his godmother Narcissa Malfoy. This is a Rewrite of my story Malfoy Mothter. Full Summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei: The Senju Family by devilzxknight86 reviews
Finding the Kuchiyose Edo Tensei in the scroll of seals. He found Mito Uzumaki who came from the Uzumaki clan. Taking a chance he wasn't expecting to bring back the Shodai, Nidaime but also the first jinchūriki of Kyuubi. Now the Senju family has return.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hashirama S., Mito U.
Days Gone By by padfootscatchingfire reviews
AU: Harry has lived with the Dursleys all his life and instead of looking for help, he turns to the only one he can trust. Himself. SlytherinHarry. DarkHarry. Dramione. Slash. Harry/Tom Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Third Overlord by Drakai reviews
Banished after a successfully bringing the Last Uchiha back to the village of Konoha, Naruto, now joined with Shikamaru, comes upon an interesting turn of events. After all, Evil always finds a way.
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Naruto U.
The Psychic Shinobi by Drakai reviews
Once again, on a dark, cloudy night, Naruto is running from hateful villagers, only this time, he gets caught by four Genjutsu specialists. Challenge from ris
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Tsume I.] Mewtwo
The New WitchKing by Drakai reviews
Naruto steals the scroll and takes it to the outskirts of the Forbidden Forest. Just as Mizuki is about to slay him, a figure steps in.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,959 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Anko M.] Witch-King of Angmar
The Frozen Hunter by Drakai reviews
The Attack and Sealing of the Kyuubi no Yoko was not as everyone thought, and not in the wa one might think. Now, fifteen years later, on the Preliminaries of the Chunnin Exams, Naruto will show why. Cry Havoc, and let loose the Dogs of War!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Detective by Drakai reviews
The Crafts Cycle: Story 1 - The Detective. The day of his fifth birthday, Naruto finds a leather-book that changes his life and the lives of those around him. For better or for worse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.]