Asimosama
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Joined 05-15-08, id: 1577570, Profile Updated: 01-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Boy's Next Door, and Death Note.

I, Asimosama, find it of great importance that I, after more or less two decades of dreadful waiting and praying, have finally hit puberty. (And began falling in love with parentheses. Huzzah, hormones.) At the moment, such a message is so essential to my character that it outweighs all my other characteristics, other than pulling impossible OCs out of my rear.

To readers of Standing Sex: please beware that the first few (well, any published) chapters are subject to radical change/deletion at any point in time (due to some enormous disagreements between my holy self and the horribly mental X. Liang and some imaginary bitch-fights which ensue over L's fate).

Also, I admit that I respond painfully slowly (generally from 2 to 27 days) to PMs due to a severe case of Acute Procastinatia. The best way to reach me is by tagging a review onto something I write. My ego reads all of those thoroughly.

I don't even know why I bother writing a profile, because no one seems to read it. LOL.

But I love letting you all know that my breasts have shrunk, for no apparent reason. And that I have a beer belly. And that I'm Chinese. And insane. Not really.

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Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,298 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
Open Mouthed and Breathless by Atreyl reviews
It's a terrible thing, what we have. But I can't help myself from smirking when I see him standing in the doorway, staring in disbelief. Then again, what had he been expecting? All's fair in love and war, and it seems like I've won this one.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Mello - Complete
Closure by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
A 42-sentence...thingy, regarding snips of L's perspective of his relationship to Erin, and of the future. Companion fic for "Story Of The Century". L x OC.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - L, OC - Complete
Russian Roulette by Chrysus reviews
Life's a game of chance; professional hitman L Lawliet knows this well. Add artist Light Yagami, along with Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near… well. The odds certainly aren't in L's favor. At this rate, he'll be taking the bullet on his first turn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,571 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
Dissonance by The One Called Demetra reviews
They say your demons are of your own design. Light, Kira, why they were the same, why they weren't, and why it never really mattered anyway.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Twist by Your Silver Lining reviews
When Near and Mello work together for the first time...well, everything goes wrong and right at the same time. Near gets sick, Mello has a fetish for shirts and Matt...well Matt has taken a keen interest in a male reproductive organ. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,097 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Guide To An Unsucsessful Relationship by kygirl101 reviews
Remember, true love lasts forever...or until something better comes along. Kyouya and Kaoru experiment with a crazy relationship and everyone knows where it's going to end--The Breakup...But at least the ride was fun. A Happy Bunny enspired ficlet. Yaoi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Inseparable by Doc Scratch reviews
Sequel to Separation. Good Idea: Taking a break from caring for three astoundingly intelligent and incredibly bothersome boys. Bad Idea: Inflicting them upon an innocent, unprepared summer camp in the process. Mello/Near! On hiatus indefinitely.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Near
The Hunter in Your Eyes by Evil Asian Genius reviews
Based on Boy's Next Door by Kaori Yuki. Adrian and Lawrence, one rainy morning.
Boy's Next Door - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/28/2004
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Standing Sex reviews
Whoever said computer hackers had a mutated 'sanity gene' could not have been more correct. Liang Xiaoxiao is unemployed, uneasily amused, and out to hack the world. Unfortunately, L is the only one in her way. L x OC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,452 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - L, Watari
Love reviews
Story told from another perspective.
Boy's Next Door - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Our World reviews
Hikaru attends Kaoru's funeral. A strange one shot...HikaXKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete