Author has written 3 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Boy's Next Door, and Death Note.
I, Asimosama, find it of great importance that I, after more or less two decades of dreadful waiting and praying, have finally hit puberty. (And began falling in love with parentheses. Huzzah, hormones.) At the moment, such a message is so essential to my character that it outweighs all my other characteristics, other than pulling impossible OCs out of my rear.
To readers of Standing Sex: please beware that the first few (well, any published) chapters are subject to radical change/deletion at any point in time (due to some enormous disagreements between my holy self and the horribly mental X. Liang and some imaginary bitch-fights which ensue over L's fate).
Also, I admit that I respond painfully slowly (generally from 2 to 27 days) to PMs due to a severe case of Acute Procastinatia. The best way to reach me is by tagging a review onto something I write. My ego reads all of those thoroughly.
I don't even know why I bother writing a profile, because no one seems to read it. LOL.
But I love letting you all know that my breasts have shrunk, for no apparent reason. And that I have a beer belly. And that I'm Chinese. And insane. Not really.