Ponyboy and Johnny have a lively debate which ends in tragedy. Comic Justice demands the punishment of Two Bit, but what did Darry ever do to deserve the same? Life is never fair, it seems. Nor is Death, which comes panhandling along, not far behind as usual, Arrr.

Eustace the dragon soars to lofty heights, enjoying a birds-eye view of his new island kingdom. Sadly, the exuberance can't last. When Prince Caspian and his farces attack, Eustace is forced to wreck the world of his lovely inheritance.

Hannah Montana finds herself captured by pirates, just in time for September 19th - Talk like a Pirate Day.

Two Marshwiggles raise the black flag on the high seas. Adventure sneaks up on its prey when they both fall asleep on watch. Arrrr.

When Eustace falls asleep on watch, Death comes calling in the low, lapping sound of waves and driftwood bumping against the timbers. Another heart-pounding yarn dredged from the pirate's bilge. Arrr, Read em and weep.

Spongebob finds the love of his life when he returns something the Mermaid had lost.