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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Life is crazy, everything always happens at the same time. Fanfiction has been fun to let out some steam, pull myself out of my world and into the one of whatever story I was reading.

I started this story after I read almost every story about Twilight (yeah, I know thats bad). A lot of them are the same, and I can't say mine will be 100 original, if its from Twilight or Fanfiction or whatever movie I watched the night before. All I can say is I hope you enjoy it!

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Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Trip for a Walk by AlkalineLeigh reviews
When Bella's best friend,Alice,enters her into America's Next TopModel, life may change for the better or worse. While Bella fights to be on top and actually get something out of life, she finds herself falling for one of the judges,Edward Masen.All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10018 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Big Man on Campus by neinerano201 reviews
Edward Cullen is known as the college stud, as well as, star football player, & ladies man. One day, Edward runs straight into Bella Swan on his way to class, Bella calls Edward out on his reputation. Will they get past it & strike romance? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends Forever Or Not? by luv2beloved reviews
AU, AH, OC, OCC - GJWHF Sequel: Full Summary inside! The Girls are home and now it is time to test their love and friendship! Spans 20 years of friendship! Best Friends Forever - Or Not? Now Completed!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,616 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5251 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Just a One Night Stand by Apple Slushie reviews
Definition: A brief sexual encounter lasting only for a single night. Thats all Bella expected from man-about-town Edward, but thats not what he wants from Bella. OOC. AH. Mild Course Language. Based on Solo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trip Across The USA by Arbies reviews
BxE AxJ RxEm All Human! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, three best friends, each invite one of their cousins on a trip across the USA in an RV! With a whole lot of pranks and a dash of romance, this is one vacation that won't be forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Mr Billionaire by TheWorldGoesRound reviews
Edward and Bella are getting married only this time it is not by choice they are betrothed. What happens when they get married by force will they fall in love or will it all go down in flames RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,376 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Persuasion by littlepixiealice reviews
Alice and Bella are living together, and plan a trip for Aruba over the summer! But just as they're about to leave, Bella gets a not-so-special surprise from someone unexpected. Can she handle the truth? All Human, slightly OOC. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,271 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Needs and Wants by averysubtlegift reviews
All human. B/E Edward and Bella meet, but Bella has a long-distance boyfriend named Jacob. Will the course of true love run smooth? Does Alice know more about the future than she's letting on? Fluff, drama, and "lemonade".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,685 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
The Winter of Our Discontent by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
Sequel to "Always: A Teenage Love Affair"! Follow along as Edward and Bella embark down their joined path. The path will be wrought with forks and stepping stones. Can their "teenage love affair" survive the obstacles adulthood will throw their way? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,243 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
The Assistant by littlewonders.x reviews
All Human. After being hired as a personal assistant to a multi-million dollar company owner, Bella Swan falls fast and hard for her boss’s son. A year later, as the pair try to figure out a way to break the news to his mother, a whole new problem ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Vampiric Desires by Mezzanottex3 reviews
EB: lemons! mature! a bit OOC... not too much. "Easy, love..." he whispered roughly, his lips touching her ear. "You test the thin boundaries of my self-control."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Sorta Fairytale by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan is a 20-year-old au pair for a widower named Carlisle Cullen. On a summer trip to Ireland, she meets Carlisle's bad seed nephew, Edward. Rated M because, well, you know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
The Waitress by rubberduckie2013 reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT! All Human. "Do you need anything more, sir?" "yes." "and that would be...?" "you." ExB Rated M for lemons, language, and M-like things. R&R please! Tell me what you think of it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Shaken and Stirred by ambiboo424 reviews
AU. OOC. All Human. Edward Cullen is living his life in Seattle when his best friend from high school shows up with a new look and attitude and decides to shake things up. For once in his life Edward is no longer in control and there is nothing he can do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
The new Beginning by Twilightfever reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice are sisters: move to a new town and bump into the three boys who are popular and dated every girl in the school and they are Edward, Jasper and Emmett. Will they find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,511 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
What To Offer reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose are preparing to have Emmett return from College to join them for the summer, but he shows up with Edward and Jasper some new friends and the summer all of a sudden has a lot more to offer these girls ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward