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Joined 05-15-08, id: 1577621, Profile Updated: 04-03-10
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Megami Tensei, Star Wars, Dragon Age, and Persona Series.

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Name: Unknown (I'm that badass)

Age: 19

Eyes: Green

Height: 6'10

Weight: 200 lbs.

Likes: Swearing, sports, girls, writing, hanging out, drawing, distractions.

Dislikes: Work, teachers, higher-power mother fuckers, paying attention.

Living area: A place where 14 year-olds get wasted and there is a death nearly every other day.


Basilisk of Konoha: On hiatus because the manga sucks ape balls at the moment.

Luck Doesn't Exist: Chapter 3 on hiatus.

Dark Hour Investigation Squad: Chapter 2 under moderate construction.

One Man Army: Chapter 2 is up! Chapter 3's work percentage: Roughly 67 percent.

JOURNAL 4-1-10:


As you may have noticed, Exile's Plight is GONE. DONE. FINITO.

Wanna know why?

I'll tell you why.

Because it SAWX.

Instead, I made a cute little one-shot. Aww... look at the cute widdle one-shot! Whos a cute one-shot? You are! Yes you are!

However... it could be a story, if you so wish.

However, I cannot update it right away because I am living it up in Costa Rica for a few days. (Their keyboards are nuts, I tell ya..)

Okay, see ya next tiiiiiime!

So. Why are you still here?

Read a story and review.


Every time you don't review for my story, a puppy dies!


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Jizzed in My Pants reviews
The Persona 4 gang needs to get something off of their chests. And out of their genitals. I-DO-NOT-OWN-THIS-SONG-FIC-WHAT-SO-EVER.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Seasons of Smut reviews
Mahariel never wanted any of this. Being a Warden. Fighting the Darkspawn. Killing an Archdemon. All he wanted was some wine, women, and something to kill. Oh well, he'll try and squeeze the former in. Lemons and smut along with plenty of blood and guts!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Mahariel, Leliana
Alone reviews
Malak has Revan cornered on the Star Forge's bridge, and unlike Malak, she doesn't have any outside force helping her..
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Revan, Exile/Meetra Surik
One Man Army reviews
Souji finds himself in a predicament, regarding the canon of the storyline. His friends became his underclassmen. How will that affect his time in Inaba?
Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Soji S.
Dark Hour Investigation Squad reviews
When Minato hopped off the train to Iwatodai, he never expected a giant tower. Nor did he expect Shadows, or Personas, for that matter. But what are they? Why did they come? How did Tartarus manifest? Just what is the Dark Hour?
Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Minato A., Mitsuru K.
Luck Does Not Exist reviews
May nodded and gave a jump, expecting the scene to end at that and shouted “C’mon!” However the scene did not end.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Brendan/Yūki, May/Haruka
Basilisk of Konoha reviews
It turns out that before the Genin Exams, a jonin returned from elongated abscence. With an attitude like Kakashi, and still covering up some part of his face, is Team 7 still up to the challenge he faces? Rated M for language, violence, and later lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.