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Bio:I'm in school, somewhere, in some grade x. Where 7 is less than or equal to x and 12 is less than or equal to x. Sorry, the P-SAT jitters are getting to me. I really want to do well on the math section.

Quotes: I have decided to impart some of my great troves of knowledge here.

It's not paranoia if they REALLY ARE OUT TO GET YOU.

~?

When life gives you lemonades, squeeze the lemon juice into your enemies eyes and pause in your laughter just long enough to incapacitate them.

~ME

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
~Albert Einstein

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
~Abraham Lincoln

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
~Robert A. Heinlein

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
~Rita Mae Brown

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
~Douglas Adams

"Shut up and go back to sleep."

~Lit teacher to me after i sarcastically and masterfully poked giant holes into her pet theory about some book upon wearily raising my head.

"Bill Gates has given me Microsoft Server 2003. Next, the world! All of you puny souls will bow to me as I singlehandly crash and subsequently take over the 13 primary DNS root servers. You will tremble as I ransom the entire Internet for the mere price of benevolent dictator for life of mankind. Facebook and MySpace users will unite as they stumble along, friendless. The economy will suffer yet another humiliating blow to an already dead system. Thousands will loose their social live(including you). All WOW users will be momentarily confused as their screens go blank, and then getting an error message mocking them and everyone by an infuriating message that I have yet to come up with (I'll edit the 404 error page and send it to you it a little while). Finally, I will partially restore the internet. But only to the Hello kitty website. This will annoy everyone except a few pre-adolescent girls, a few gay men, and all of Japan, all of whom will be delighted to have this website working.

You all must surrender now! All your bases are belong to me!

Insert Lengthy Evil Laugh with several dramatic pauses here

Anyways, that's it for now. That was some rant.

Notice how polite I was while taking over the world.

Evil is always better with a smile. :)

Don't you feel better already?"

~Me ranting a firend via email

The Creed that I live by: (drum roll)

The Procrastinator's Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 328,069 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Undying Fire by Boogum reviews
It all started when an arrow hit the wrong target. Now Zuko must struggle to come to terms with this new and confusing vision of the world; a world where Avatars offer friendship, good and evil is just a blurred line of grey, and ... he can heal?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,146 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Zuko, Gaang
The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Will be DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 251,864 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 6,313 - Follows: 7,361 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30082 - Favs: 16,322 - Follows: 14,431 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Erasing The Future by Moxterminator reviews
Harry goes back in time to redo his Hogwarts years after losing the war, his family, and his wife, Ginny Potter to Voldemort. Alternate Universe. Years 1-4 but canon up to end of year 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 452,561 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/7/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G.
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Harry Potter and the Orb of Slytherin by mcjazzman32 reviews
The world hangs on the courage of one person: Harry Potter. In a struggle between two different kinds of magic, that of love and hate, Harry must find the will to overcome the Evil One. Pumpkin Pie Unite! HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,124 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4644 - Favs: 8,221 - Follows: 10,033 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,661 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 3,855 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4232 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Loopy Lovegood by Trieo reviews
Harry and Hermione approached a distraught Luna after the Battle of Hogwarts. They made her a promise to not abandon her, a promise that turns out to be more than they bargained for. Will they come up with a way to fix things before they all go loopy? Time loop, long loops. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,851 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3373 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 6,158 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5502 - Favs: 8,225 - Follows: 8,853 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7995 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3133 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 5,865 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter And The Aspects Of Death by michaelsuave reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was the Master of Death from the time of his infancy? What if being "marked as his equal" meant that Harry was also on the path to immortality? Dark but not evil Harry. Powerful. Manipulative Dumbles, bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,038 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3061 - Favs: 5,441 - Follows: 5,996 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Down the Rabbit Hole by mathiasgranger reviews
As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 622 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shifting Winds by vagrantboy reviews
A sudden shift in the wind drastically changes not only the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, but Harry's life. I believe it should be fine as rated teen, but please message me if you disagree. It will be Harry/Hermione. No Character Bashing. CURRENTLY ON-HIATUS UNTIL I AM ABLE TO DEVOTE TIME TO RE-WRITE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,966 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 5,944 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 4,370 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Asymmetrical Warfare by KUCrow1997 reviews
A twist based of the snatchers scene from Deathly Hallows. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14745 - Favs: 7,810 - Follows: 6,936 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
A Friendly Reminder by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Toph Bei Fong makes it a point to, graciously and kindly, always tell Lin where she is. Mother/daughter love in the way that only Toph would show it.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Shoulda Kept the Manual by Lucillia reviews
In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they were - or rather one of them was - vital to his plans.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/24/2012 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's In a Name? by apAidan reviews
It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
This is Not Our Fate by Queen reviews
Seven years have passed since the fall of the Republic. A group of renegades slowly lays the foundation for a Rebellion yet to come, while one survivor of Order 66 learns her fate is something she can change with her own hands.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,589 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Barris Offee, Commander Cody - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 372 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Brand New Day Reprise by Coryx reviews
He has no materials, no tools, no plan, and no hope. All he knows is that he can't stand by and let the woman he loves slip through his fingers. Canon divergence, mild Billy/Penny.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 6,201 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Any of it is Worth by Queen reviews
Ahsoka. Rex. Echo. Fives. Cody. Ventress. Each of them must find their way after the fall of the Republic, and decide for themselves what is truly worth saving. Can there be any light during the Dark Times?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,506 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Not the Only Redhead by joemjackson reviews
Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 333,911 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry and the Hobgoblins by respitechristopher reviews
Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8506 - Favs: 10,226 - Follows: 7,711 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Said the Joker to the Thief by Queen reviews
There's too much confusion. Order 66 goes awry, and a group of clones find themselves wondering what to make of their future.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,116 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Our Story: Remus by ausland reviews
Hermione and Harry tell their son Remus their story- how they fell in love during the Second War. Includes how they fell in love, and nightmares for Remus afterwards. Prequel/sequel to Our Story, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His and Her Circumstances by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. Two years ago, it's believed the Fire Lord exiled Prince Zuko to distance himself from responsibility for his son's subsequent assassination. Five months from now, a boy in an iceberg will awaken. Tonight, Mai runs across a masked criminal. BluMai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,017 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Just before his fifth birthday Harry is visited by someone who reveals that he is not only a Wizard but can also use something called the Force. Will be Independent Harry/Hermione Chapter 12 now up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,914 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Terran Ascension by JewelsGlow15 reviews
HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,039 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 291 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Prodigy's Ascension by Halt.CPM reviews
Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 117,607 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 294 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Path Ahead by Liselle129 reviews
Aang and the others have some decisions to make after the eclipse. Now a rewrite of the second half of the third season. Ch 46: Epilogue. The story is complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 151,027 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 244 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Siege of the South by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. Thirty-five years after being frozen in his iceberg, Aang is awoken by a young Hama. But even in a world without the impending return of Sozin's Comet, Aang cannot escape his destiny as the Avatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Aang, Hama - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Family Name: Year Four by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. Artemis and Draco are still at odds, and both are keeping secrets. Hermione is not happy. Harry is fighting for his life in the TriWizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,686 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 5,034 - Follows: 936 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyond the Rim and the Darkness by LionofPerth reviews
Two Jedi, Revan, male Lightsider, and Bastila, find Harry to be Force sensitive. They train him as Jedi not only to fight Voldemort, but the Sith as well. AU to OoP. HPxKotOR Crossover. Complete and continued in Into the Light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 125,950 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 501 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Royal Flush by Lansydyr reviews
Nine years after Harry Potter disappears from the Wizarding World, Hermione thinks she found a clue to his location. She travels halfway around the world, but is unprepared for what she finds. Rated M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,640 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Golden Phoenix Society by katac reviews
Harry and Ginny are both neglected by their parents. When they become friends and get invited to join the once thought mythical 'Golden Phoneix Society' they begin training to battle evil. ADOPTED BY LIONOFPERTH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,773 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Forgotten Ones: Lieutenant Jee by Evilnor reviews
After the siege of the North Pole, Lieutenant Jee was branded a traitor and thrown in prison. The war is over now, so what could the Firelord have in mind for him?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 183 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 631 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Movie Trailer Tragedy by Kevin3 reviews
A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bella Rising by PerfesserN reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange dies at the end of Deathly Hallows, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,922 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Bellatrix L., Remus L. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5344 - Favs: 9,735 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by nolongerpostingonthissite reviews
In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,928 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter the Poet by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dynasty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 6,731 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4172 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
No Heroes Here by Bil reviews
Oneshot. They all waited for Harry to save them. But Neville knew Harry wasn't a hero, Harry was just a boy. Not HBP compliant. NL, HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Obvious by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Obvious: Easily perceived or understood quite apparent. It’s obvious to the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger will eventually become a couple. The only question in their minds is when they will
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
The Order of Life by CBeMe reviews
An answer to Severitus Challenge. 5th year AU. Harry faces challenges no one could imagine, the end of which could decide the fate of the Wizarding world. But then, doesn't he always?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,965 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Child's Play by quickdraw reviews
Harry Potter finds a young girl passed out on the front steps of #4 Privet Drive. He's never seen her before in his life but she claims they are old friends. Who is she and what secrets does she hold about Harry's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,570 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Uncommon Cold by Icka M. Chif reviews
Or Voldemort resorts to Biological Warfare. *achoo!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2002
Harry Potter the Prank Society without Sobriety reviews
Harry decides that the twins could use some help in harassing the esteemed new Headmaster of Hogwarts in the 5th book. AU, meant to be stupid and flaunt my disobeying the "facts" I mean, this is fiction. My facts are the only true facts. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.