Author has written 10 stories for Conker's Bad Fur Day, Silent Hill, Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong Country, Ninja Turtles, Luigi's Mansion, Animal Crossing, and Diddy Kong Racing.
Interests: Rareware, Nintendo, dogs, music, musicals, video games, art
Hobbies: Writing, drawing, singing, reading, gaming
Obligatory Favorites Section:
Favorite Book: Redwall
Favorite: Movie: Saving Private Ryan
Favorite Game: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Favorite Band: Evanescence
Favorite Song: Håll Om Mig Nu - Nanne Grönvall
Favorite TV Show: Whose Line is it Anyway
Favorite Food: Pretzels
Favorite Number: 7
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Sport: Baseball
The Silent Crossing - TSC is an Animal Crossing story I wrote on a whim about a year ago, about a small family moving to the town of Silent Hill. It's Animal Crossing characters in a Silent Hill setting. Why? Because Tom Nook wielding a shotgun is awesome. No seriously, that's how this fic started. XD
Status: Despite not being updated for a year, it is very much not dead. TSC will most likely have it's next update come Halloween.
Eilene Dal Mon is very much the same Eilene as seen in Royal Rogue. However, the two stories are in alternate universes.
Eilene's name is a reference to Eileen Galvin from Silent Hill 4: The Room.
The song K.K. Slider is heard singing in Chapter 3 is called Hometown, and is appropriately the Chapter name. It is featured on the Silent Hill 3 soundtrack and was originally sung by Joe Romersa. The song is a lyrical version of the theme of the original Silent Hill.
Katrina's Tarot Cards are the same as the one's featured in the Church in Silent Hill 3. The placement of the cards is also the same.
"The Path to Heaven" is a reference to the "tour guide" of the Borely Haunted Mansion from Silent Hill 3.
Monsters featured in the story thus far include, Lying Figures, (Silent Hill 2) Closers, and Double Heads (Silent Hill 3).
Because I Like You - A short story apart of a series titled Little Affairs. A short, BanjoXKazooie fluffy fic.
Status: It is only intended to be a one-shot, and is complete
Because I Like You is the third entry of the original series.
Banjo-Kazooie: Fracture - Is yet another story written on a whim. BK: Fracture (or just Fracture) centers around an economic crisis in Showdown Town. The Lord of Games has lost his memory and thus, thrown the town into turmoil, allowing Grunty to quickly take over. The duo come upon the town when Kazooie's wrench stops working. The story so far is my longest ever, and also the first DKR related entry on the site. Fracture came about while playing through Showdown Town and noting how the Bohemians of the Theatre District seemed to harbor a mutual dislike with Uptown.
Status: Chapter 6 currently in Progress and will be updated soon.
Bumper, along with the dock workers have Cockney accents.
L.O.G.'s rebooting sequence includes a common Windows System Error message, as well as references to the Blue Screen of Death and the well known Red Rings of Death issue afflicting Xbox 360s.
Chapter 4 references the "BAM! There it is!" meme from E3 2009.
Bottles': “Banjo? Banjo?! BANJOOOOOOOOOOO!” is a parody of Metal Gear Solid.
Bedtime Fairytales - Yet another whim write. What is it with me and these? Anyways, Bedtime Fairytales is a Conker's Bad Fur Day one-shot based off of the small backstory included in the game. A mother tells the story of the Fairy Panther King to her unruly son.
Sources for the story include the Spooky Chapter, the Heist Chapter, and BFD's manual.
Consequences of Late Night Drinking - Another one-shot from Little Affairs. A short ConkerXBerri fic.
Consequences is the fourth entry in Little Affairs.
Purple Heart - My first story on the site, and one of my favorites, Conker receives a Purple Heart for his actions in the Last Assault.
The story takes place only a day after BFD.
The Sergeant (credited as The Sarge in the games) is called 'Rico' in the story, for at the time I wasn't sure if it was his actual name. It seems that the name originates from the CBFD fanfic series, The 99th Platoon.
Among the Tree Tops - A DKC related entry from Little Affairs, starring Dixie and Diddy. A one-shot.
Among the Tree Tops is the second entry in Little Affairs.
Mikey Bothers Leo - A silly story that is fairly self explanatory: Mikey bothers Leo while he is training. A story I wrote for my sister. A TMNT one-shot.
The story is based off of interactions between myself and my sister.
Just One Of The Guys - A different take on Diddy Kong Racing. After ending up at the wrong island, in order to stay in the race, Pipsy must learn to fit in with her teammates: even if it means becoming just one of the guys.
Category: Diddy Kong Racing/Banjo-Kazooie Crossover
Royal Rogue - Sick of annoying suitors and the suffocating princess lifestyle, Princess Eilene Dal Mon escapes the castle, hitching a train ride to the economically unstable town of Bradington. When Eilene and Timmy Nook are kidnapped it's up to Tom Nook, Crazy Redd, and Cadet Copper to rescue them. AU from The Silent Crossing, takes place long before the game.
Category: Animal Crossing
Christmas in Rogueport - Hoping to spend Christmas Eve with someone other than her books, Goombella travels the world seeking a normal Christmas.
Other Story Related Updates:
Attention! Banjo-Kazooie: Fracture can now be found in the Banjo-Kazooie Crossover Section under Diddy Kong Racing and vice versa! It hasn't been taken down!
Attention! The Silent Crossing can now be found in the Animal Crossing Crossover Section under Silent Hill and vice versa! It hasn't been taken down!
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