Real Name: Let's keep that our little secret, shall we?

D.O.B.:8/2/1993

Appearence: Long brown hair,streaked with wine(the colour,honeys,not the beverage),5'3, green eyes, pale in a freakish Bella Swan way,with glasses that match the hair. Though, wouldn't it be cool to have hair streaked and smelling like wine? I should write that down.

Sob story: My community centre show finished and now I get to go weeks before I see the love of my life's face. So now I'm gonna write lovey-dovey fanfictions, that express my inner-angst. Also, I like to write scripts, then act them out. That's how sad I am.

Medicine: For an aching heart, writing lovey-dover fanfics actually helps. But then, I've been writing them before the love-sickness anyway. I go through life randomly thinking 'Well, what if Edward Cullen was a complete jerk' or 'What if DoctorWho and Skulduggery Pleasant crossed over' as well as 'What if dying my hair back to brown was a crap idea'. I also like to draw book characters, write my own work, and then act. I love acting. I've often said it's my happy medicine. But before I get too, sappy, I'm going to go onto my interests.

Interests: MOVIES-Sweeney Todd, Once, Inside I'm Dancing, The Shawshank Redmption, V for Vendetta, among others. I play guitar, sing and act in my spare time and LOVE to read. Recent reads are Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyers (again), Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy (for the 42nd time), Ravens Gate by Anthony Horowitz, The Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde (it is good, trust me. QUOTE: 'There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are either well written or badly written, that is all'. Bravo.) and I am currently reading Inkdeath, by Cornelia Funke.

QUOTES:

"People say I'm crazy. I know I am."

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face!" Bella Swan to Emmet Cullen in Eclipse.

"What is it with you women?! You come into our lives, you take EVERYTHIN'! Over the years you got little pieces of me, pieces of my very SOUL. And now? You got my damn straight-razor! How am I supposed to kill people now? How am I supposed to even SHAVE?!"

"V, I'm leaving." "Of course you're leaving. Coz I told you I loved you and you can't fuckin'n handle it. God I swear this happens with every chick I save in a dark alley. I need to get out in the day more. Then maybe I wouldn't have to deal with al this God-damn, cock-sucking bullshit!" "Did you hear me?" "Yeah I heard you, ya fuckin' English muffin." "I can't stay here." "No of course not. I mean, why would you stay with someone who just told you he loved you?That would be so STUPID."-um, that was V and Evey in the V for Vendetta Comedy series.

"He's...brilliant, and he's wonderful but...he's like fire, Donna. Get too close, and people get burnt." -Matha about the Doctor in Doctor Who-the Sontaron Stratigem.

"I'm dying in your arms. Happy now?"-The Master in DoctorWho-Last of the Time lords.

"Bella...how strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"-Alice Cullen in New Moon.

"Elphie, yes, it really is..awful to have a house fall on you but accidents, do, happen."-Glinda to Elphaba in Wicked-the Musical

"Applaude, friends! The comedy is over!"-Beethoven on an awful parish service he was invited to.

"Yeah, well I won't forgive you your balls, too often I will your brain!" Mina Harker in 'Demons'

'The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.' George Bernard Shaw

Okay, I've finished the Faceless Ones, so have quotes:

"Ireland is the Cradle of Magic. Our peple were the first Ancients. Our people fought the Faceless Ones on these shores. This land hold secrets, both magnificent and terrifying, that are coveted by Coucils across the world." -I added that, coz I'm a patriot, and I think Bliss (R.I.P) is too:D

Ghastly Bespoke to Skulduggery Pleasant on China Sorrows: "Please tell me you're not thrusting her these days." Skulduggery dosn't answer. If you have a dirty mind, you'll get that one.