Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.
I'm an average girl. Living in a lonely world. Just kidding, my world is pretty awesome! Just because I've have some pretty fantastic people in my life. Jesus Christ and God are my saviors. Top of the list. Family, friends, relationships (boys are good for nothings!) and church family.
"Your attitude should be that of Jesus Christ."
About Me: :)
Name: Queen Xena the Third. Nah, I wish though. I did get stuck with the name Xena...:0
Middle: Marie...how do you from Xena to Marie? I dont understand..
Age: Welp, my b-days on the 23rd of December, every year since 1995. So...if you do the math...
Looks: I'm Big, Blonde and beautiful! Haha, I'm not that big, I'm...dainty and delicate...hehe. SO thats what everyone tells me. But I can kick some serious SHIZNIT!
Personality: I'm really sarcastic, and funny so I've heard. (The voices give me a littly pep talk every night before I go to bed) Kind of Crazy...I'm EXTREMELY LAZY! Like, its horrible! I hate walking...its that bad. Also, if you have ever read the Maximum Ride series, I think I resemble Max easily. Oh and I'm clumsy like...Bella. haha
What am I doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? READING MY FILE! THATS RIGHT! :) You most likely dont have a life...like me.
Besties: I have several friends, EVERYONE LOVES ME! Because I'm adorable...:) *does cute hand gesture* Nah, I have friends, but I dont trust all of 'em. Just the important ones, you know who youse is!
Family: Well you are now apart of it my friend! So you, your mom, my mommy, my daddy, my brothers (ew), my sister...uh, my dog? My dead fishy, my bestie Reagan...oh and Megan! And lori, katrina, Mattchew, Ian-bo-bean, Chasity. My ipod...
Loves: God, chocolate...CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!!!! Did, I say...chocolate? Because I heard chocolate. The word SHIZNIT! Hehehe...
Hates: Boys, I'm not into girls...but you gotta admit it! Boys are douches. Evil things...so I guess that means I hate myself? Idk haha.
Books: Hush, Hush, Crescendo. Maximum Ride. Twilight Saga. Vampire Academy. HUNGER GAMES! The Maze Runner, anything by Sarah Dessen...ect.
Music: I have a lot of pent up anger, so of course I listen to things that...are angry? Haha, ROCK! Scremo...PARAMORE! Escape the Fate...My Chemical Romance...I'm also into Christian Rock, and mello stuff, like Relient K...Red, Skillet...Fly Leaf...
Language: ENGLISH! Oh, and the special language my frund Leslie and her sister made up. (With moi's help of course!)
Douche: Doohch (this was mine)
Names: Xena: Zana or Zona (Zana was originally given to me by my 8th grade Alg. Teacher Mr. Abell.)
If your a firm believer of Jesus Christ and he is your savior repost this. Because it says in the Bible that if you deny him he will deny you infront of His Father at the holy gates of Heaven. Don't deny him and he shalt not deny you. (I think this is it, I had to re-type it)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Xenizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilxemon (I sound Jimacon…mon!)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Mountian Dew
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie-Anne (I have to Moms, and no they are not gay! I’m adopted.)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shorts (What?)
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Banana Murder. (I don’t really have a fav. Fruit….so)
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Eye-Patch. (Suck it!)
BANDS & PEOPLE
1. Family Force 5
3. Taylor Swift
4. Lonley Island AKA I'M ON A BOAT!
5. T-Pain and T-Swizzle (Taylor Swift)--Thug Story--that is my themesong--and i'm on a boat--
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile . THATS ME except it's not really a secret.
Now for some fun stuff!:
Brother making a sandwitch*
Mom: But that stuff away.
Brother: I'm hungry...
Mom: You dont need to eat, I mean, look at you.
Brother: *In a disbeliefing voice* Whaaaaaaat?
Mom: You don't need the extra weight.
Brother: But I'm hungry.
Mom: If you don't stop eating, I'm going to stop buying.
Continues to eat sandwitch*
December 23, 2010. MY birthday,
Me and My brother (same one above) opening one Christmas present*
Me: *opens box* OH! Yay...boxer shorts...I um, love it.
Sister: I hope you do!
Me: Yeah...love it Shannon. (oddly enough I am wearing it now. haha)
Brother: I'm so opening the Box that I know has my XBOX IN IT!
Goes and picks up the biggest box that has his name*
-He opens it, very carefully, as to not break the fragile stuff inside-
Brother: What the heck is this!? *Stares at it, mad*
Dad: Its an XBOX! *Walks over to it*
Dad: See? *Holds up the logs that are in it and froms and 'X' with it*
Dad: Its a X! In a BOX!
Best birthday ever*
You still reading? If a wanna know more? PM ME! Hehe, or read one of my stories (not saying which) but it as my phone number hidden in it, its pretty obvious. haha
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