kuragari nikkou
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Joined 05-16-08, id: 1578465, Profile Updated: 10-16-14
Author has written 52 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kingdom Hearts, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Dark Cloud, Animal Crossing, Fire Emblem, Magi/マギ, Final Fantasy VII, Pokémon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Skies of Arcadia, Legend of Zelda, Avatar: Last Airbender, Azumanga Daioh, D.Gray-Man, Fairy Tail, Valkyria Chronicles, and Tokyo Ravens/東京レイヴンズ.

This profile is under construction; I'm trying to move some stuff around, so it's not so long and so that you don't have to see all my horrible opinions. I've been here a long time. Things change. Like FF's new filters, holy wow! Oh, and my e-mail had problems, so a lot of my notifications got deleted. If you suspect a highly important message to me has not been received, then please feel free to message me, all right? Currently updated as of October 15, 2014.

Fic Progress:

I Hate This - Chapter 3 is uploaded. Chapter 4 is halfway done. Just check back every once in a while. I highly doubt I can even update once a month, but I won't abandon this story. I swear it.

When Cloud Comes Back - Chapter 1 of 3 is uploaded. Writing chapter 2, but trying to figure stuff out. This should be a short story, though.

How Dare You - Chapter 2 of 3 is uploaded. Haven't started chapter 3.

Smash Support - Chapter 4 and bonus Chapter 5 of 14 is uploaded. In the process of re-planning.

What Visits Lead To - Technically the first Skies of Arcadia fic I wrote even if it's not the first one I finished or published. Weirdest and rarest pairing I've done too. Complete.

Draw That - Valkyria Chronicles II oneshot centered around Chloe and how she feels about various things and people. Completed.

Silly Fairy Tale - Tokyo Ravens AU crackfic. I...don't even. I guess it's good to write something weird for fun every now and again. Completed.

Other Accounts:

http://xkuragarixnikkoux.deviantart.com/

Feel free to laugh at my terrible art...

Other things that need links:

Hoshi's illustration for her story, "The Mistletoe Kiss":

http://xkuragarixnikkoux.deviantart.com/art/The-Mistletoe-Kiss-107393125

Hoshi: Yeah, I know it sucks... And here's all of Chibi's picture that she let me use for my Squall and Leon birthday fics:

http://chibi-sunrise.deviantart.com/#/d5cbapi

Hoshi: Make sure you comment! She'd love you. Of course, if you hurt her in any way, I'LL FIND YOU.

Days Of Christmas Project Masterlist:

Me and my OCs will be wrote a oneshot for every day of December to take risks and have fun. For more information, check out my DA journal entry with the masterlist:

http://xkuragarixnikkoux.deviantart.com/#/d5muo4o

THE PROJECT IS COMPLETE. Also, I am never doing a 30-day holiday-based project ever again. I don't recommend it. Just don't.

--And now, my writers/OCs:

I don't actually use them in stories; they write their own. So don't worry about anyone in your precious fandom falling in love with them because 4 out of 5 of them are kind of unlikeable.

Hokulani Hoshi - she's an insane writer who throws coherency out the window. He's actually pansexual, now that I think about it. Genderfluid too. That means she decides whether she wants to be a boy, girl, or just nah. He enjoys pairings of all different types. Likes to read humor and attempts to write it. Usually, the story ends up very strange and random. Has been pestering me to get an Archive of Our Own account, so she can write porn. That might happen. Eventually.

Tsume Ryuu - he's a depressing boy who will write something depressing when he's done brooding. Most likely asexual and cisgender male. Cisgender means 'identifies gender with sex that they were born with.'

Tsume Tsuki - she's an adorable and possibly the only normal girl out of all my OCs. Unfortunately, she is very naive. Wants to write K rating stuff. Heterosexual...maybe? She doesn't seem to be that interested in love. Transgender MtF.

Akuma - she's a twisted, sadistic freak who has been pestering me to get an Archive of Our Own account so that she can write explicit gore. That might happen as I get more and more tolerant of actual gore and can stand to edit it. Demisexual, maybe? Cisgender female...maybe? I don't know.

Akumu - he's a slacker, and she would be another one of my normal OCs, but his laziness is just...on another level... She's probably the most well-liked writer on this account, though. Purely single-target sexual for Akuma. Nonbinary, does not identify solely with either gender. Is okay with whatever pronoun you decide to use, but is more used to he/him since that's what she was usually referred to as.


And here's my position on things:

A Message To All Anonymous Flamers:

I shouldn't have to say anything, but I guess you're too stupid to get the picture. You have no life if you decide to insult someone and not leave an email address. You are the most stupid pathetic little cowards on the internet. You don't even tell someone how they can improve or what they did right, so you aren't helpful in any way. You're useless and you shouldn't ever go here. You can dish out the heat, but you can't take it?!

Have YOU ever written a story and published it for the world with internet to see?! I know I've got my mistakes and I know I don't write gems. I'm not conceited. Until you get an account, write CHAPTER fics on it, and understand what kind of problems authors go through, don't even think about flaming us. You don't know what kind of responsibilities there are, so shut your traps. You think I'm immature? Look in a mirror, you annoying brats.

Bashing:

I am really not into character bashing. I understand that we all have characters we dislike and even hate, but no one really thinks it's all that funny if Sakura gets into a car accident and becomes so horrifically ugly that no one likes her anymore. I mean, bashing just seems like unnecessary violence with lots of grammar and spelling errors thrown into the mix nowadays. And if you're going to bash a character, can't you keep them IN character? And if you do that, then warn us, hmm?! I don't want to find an interesting story that turns out to be a terribly written Ino-bashing story that makes absolutely no sense and makes the author look like a total fool. That wastes both of our time! And think about this, hm? Is it really all that funny to you and the audience you're writing it for?

I can understand if you speak another language and your English isn't all that good or if you really did warn your readers it was a bashing story. The fault is really on the readers now. If you knew it was a bashing story for a character you like, then WHY WOULD YOU READ IT?! You waste your time on a stupid meaningless flame on something that you could've spent on something more productive and you waste the author's time as well because you are not helping them improve or suggesting that they write something else other than it, you are saying, "yeah well your a (beep) you stupid (beep). Sakura could kick your butt" or something along those lines rather than "Read your story over and try to keep your characters in character. You really think Sakura would sleep with a hundred other guys?" Don't you think that seems more helpful than some stain of a review we call flames?

Who tops:

I apologize if any of the below offend you. The problem isn't so much that they act girly and being girly is bad, but the fact that it's really out of character. Now, if this was a joke in a crackfic, that'd be fine, but it's not so cool if you think they ACTUALLY act that way. It couldn't be further from the truth. And also, calling them 'girly' is probably an insult to actual girly girls. Real life girls are way tougher than the weepy uke we usually see in fanworks.

I think that in a healthy guy on guy relationship, both guys would take turns topping. But that's just me. In actual relationships, there are some people who do prefer to top, and people who do prefer to bottom. Either way, they are still equal in the relationship. POSITION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. Though if there had to be a power dynamic, ukes have more power in the relationship than the seme realistically because they're the ones who are setting all the limits and have the final say. Otherwise, this could head to noncon territory.

Now, even if I think a healthy relationship could go either way, I still have my own preferences on who I want topping because that's just how it is, for me, I guess. Some relationships, they go either way. Other relationships, Person B better be topping, or I don't care how good it is, I probably won't read. Unless there's one hell of a fic rec, but that's another story.

On to the real problem, why do we feel the need to turn the seme into this super manly man and the uke into this...uke? There's really no need to change a character to suit the roles you prefer. The seme doesn't need to be this ultra tough never cries what is this emotion you speak of so-called 'alpha male,' and the uke doesn't need to be this ultra feminine so innocent wouldn't understand innuendo if it danced naked in front of them I have to stop. The list goes on and on. Long story short, don't use sex positions to characterize men.

I know I'm just as guilty as most people are when it comes to this, I'll admit. I'm not a great writer, but I'll try to get there. I will never be that great of a writer, but the only way to go from absolutely terrible is up. Maybe I'll get to 'ehhh...passable' some day.

Now, if we're getting fandom specific here (This is a train wreck, oh my wow)

Kingdom Hearts - I think Leon and Cloud would take turns. I'll probably only read Seme Leon fics, though. Who's older and who has more experience and who's stronger and who's "manlier" (the hell does that even mean?) don't mean a damn thing to me. Also, if you bothered to check the official info on who's older, you would see that Leon is older, not Cloud. It's a fact, so if you're going off that reason, then you are technically wrong about Cloud being older. If we're talking FFVII, FFVIII, and Dissidia, you'd be right, but not here you're not. I've also seen people saying they don't like Cloud acting all girly. Well, then what sense does it make to have Leon be the girly one instead of Cloud? In fact, if you're going to make either Cloud or Leon really girly, then just pair Leon or Cloud up with a girl. They're so similar; no one would tell the difference. Actually, no, that's an insult to actual girls.

I like it when people have proper warnings about noncon. I'm still not that good at warnings, so I should at least help other people with what I'm still trying to grasp. And most noncon Cleon fics have Cloud as a rapist. And for whatever reason, Cloud is a really f(beep)ucked up in the head seme whether he's a rapist or not sometimes which creeps me out. It's like you decided to have Sephiroth or Seifer wear a Cloud mask. Another reason I avoid Uke Leon. Cloud is stronger, so I can't really see him being raped. Therefore, I'll probably never see a noncon Cleon fic where Leon's the rapist (Yeah, I've spoken too soon, my argument is void, abort abort) which makes my life easier.

And then there's the seme Cloud that's a total perv. I could say that he's not in character that way, but I don't think it's the mako that makes someone horny. Just look at Cloud in canon. He gives zero effs about getting laid. It's like you had Zack or Irvine wear the Cloud mask this time. Do yourselves a favor and just pair Leon up with Sephiroth or Zack or call him Squall and put him back in the FFVIII fandom to pair him up with Seifer or Irvine instead of Cloud 'cause it's virtually the same thing if you won't have a ohIdon'tknow NORMAL not pervy or f(censor)ucked up in the head seme Cloud. At least seme Leon is usually normal (I read Atrophy. I HAVE SPOKEN TOO SOON)

And that's my position on why I think they take turns, but I prefer reading Seme Leon fics. Call me sometime when you've got a Leon that isn't completely terrible and wouldn't know what innuendo was even if it danced in front of him naked, and a Cloud who isn't a total perverted f(yeah)ucked up in the head dick version of Sephiroth and or Zack and or Seifer and or Irvine.

This will probably make people hate me, but I'll say it anyway. I like it when Sora tops Riku. I don't like hyped on sugar super girly pathetic what's an innuendo stupidly naive extra extra sparkly innocent Sora. To be honest, I never really liked SoRiku at all, but if Sora tops, I am so there, you don't even know. And I have learned that I like a variety of Riku pairings. I have also learned that I only like Riku pairings if Riku bottoms. I'm still trying to figure out why.

Dissidia: Final Fantasy - "Who's older and who has more experience and who's stronger and who's "manlier" (the hell does that even mean?) don't mean a damn thing to me." Now, I don't really know all much about the other characters aside from how they act in Dissidia. Except for Cloud, since I have CC, FFVII for the PSP, and AC. But I do know that Cloud's dress is equipment, and that is wonderful. Also, kind of prefer Squall or Cecil topping in pairings because that's rare. At least on Cecil's part. Squall just hardly tops if it's Cloud, I think. I should read more Dissidia fics.

Super Smash Brothers - Uke Marth is an abomination. He is the worst thing I have ever seen next to Pit. I will never read an Uke Marth as I have lost faith in Uke Marth having any remotely redeeming quality in him. He is utterly, completely pathetic. I don't like IkeXPit or MarthXPit, so I've never really read any Pit pairing fics. Pit may be an angel, but he's also been to the Underworld and back, so eff that innocent crap. Angel had to have been tough. Expect Seme Pit from me. NOIAMSTILLNOTWRITINGALEMON. On FF. Still working on that Ao3 thing.

Seme Roy is a no for me. I know my Uke Roy is pretty much every single thing I've berated the other abominations up there for, but I know better now. I don't care if you're patient with me, but I'll get there. Just watch. I'll probably never write a Seme Roy or Uke Marth or Uke Pit or read fics with them ever, though. I think the Uke thing for Roy for me is hereditary or something. Roy's the son of freaking Eliwood; freaking zero ounce of mean naively hopeful Eliwood. Roy is different from his father, though, probably inherited common sense from his mother, so he's probably not as bad as his sheltered father. Eff it, I want to see Eliwood and Roy topping their boyfriends. But on Roy's side, not Marth, Pit, Wolt, or Link.

I have no opinion on Link. I am beyond caring at this point.

Fire Emblem - You'll be stuck reading my bio forever if I get into this. Just...just...characters. Not sex positions. Only half the FE lords are freakishly naive too -coughEliwoodcough- I love Eliwood, but sometimes...sometimes... -shakes head-

Final Fantasy VII - Zack is like the nicest guy ever. He'd probably let Cloud top. They could totally take turns. What? You thought I only liked Uke Cloud? Tch. You only read my position on two fandoms. Cloud should totally top more in this fandom where it really counts. If he's going to be an uke, well, if he's like 14, you can kind of get away with it. I mean, Nibelheim? Small town probably never heard of all those weird sexual positions and preferences. He probably wouldn't know most innuendos. By the time he's 21, of course, he's not exactly innocent anymore, you know. I think Vincent and Cloud could probably take turns too. They're both strong, so they probably won't hurt each other too much when they're...uh...doing that, yeah.

Ukeroth. I... ... I don't know how I feel about that exactly... Also, I prefer Reno topping Cloud. What? Less chance of me reading noncon this way. Reno can't rape Cloud, the guy would gut him if he tried (Wow, I guess I never get tired of being proved wrong). I'll probably flat out avoid Cloud and Kadaj. I think Kadaj would top, but that creates a noncon scenario I'd rather not read. That and any part of Sephiroth willingly submitting to Cloud is something I can't really imagine outside of AUs.


If you read all that, you have the patience and tolerance of a saint. Meaning, you are one cool person. Thanks for that. You probably disagree with everything up there, but hey, you're just being you and I'm being me. People have opinions. I'm not going to hate YOU just because you think differently. Now, if you insult me for no apparent reason, I might dislike you. And hey, we could avoid the seme-uke dynamic altogether and make something really interesting, you know?

One more thing, I'm not f(yeah, I'm still doing that)ucking telling you how to write. This is just how I see things and what makes sense to ME. If you want to have your uke be a total codependent wimp who has to constantly rely on their seme, go right ahead. If it's not against this site's policy, then no one's going to stop you. If you want your Leon to be all kittenish and innocent and freakishly naive about even the most blatantly obvious things of a sexual nature and 'rapeable' (I can't believe I just used that word...-cries-), you do that. I won't read your stuff, but you're free to do that. Don't take that as an insult, 'cause seriously, I'm only one person. You're not going to miss me.

If you haven't already realized it, I'm F(I'm doing it again)UCKING WEIRD. At least you now know what you're getting into if you ever see me. We could probably be friends -shot- Nah, knowing all this, you're just going to avoid me. Oh well. Maybe someone else, then.


How I feel about reviews:

Never be afraid to review. NEVER be afraid to REVIEW. I have never heard of a writer who doesn't want their story reviewed, so say something. You clicked on the story. You read it. You have an opinion. Say it, and don't be afraid to. Unless you're racist or a homophobe (not as in a person who doesn't like yaoi or yuri but a total homophobe who thinks people need to be "cured" of their homosexuality) or sexist or something like that, then you probably should keep it to yourself and try to keep an open mind, but other than that, REVIEW.

Even if you didn't like the story, then you can say what you didn't like about the story. Reviews don't have to be positive, they're meant to tell the other readers (and the writer, to a lesser degree) what they thought of the story. You can be mean (but understand that I won't take any insults lying down, and neither will Hoshi or Akuma) if that's the only way to get your point across. At least you've said something. I'm always looking for ways to improve, so anything you say will be taken into consideration. I'm not going to snap at you if your opinion differs from mine. Well, if you act like I should only write what you like, then you should expect a fully justified angry reply.

But while you may not have any kind words, remember this. A mean review does more harm than good. If you want to fill the world with bitterness and contempt, then choose your words wisely. People who write and make art were meant to cooperate with each other and help them create something great. Isn't that better than trying to tear each other down?

And if you're scared of my OCs, then I can make them apologize, but it's a little silly to be afraid of an OC...

Some arguments: (Warning: Get ready to get schooled and ranted upon)

Person A: You ship them? They barely talked to each other!

KN: This is fanfiction. I can make Sakura Haruno fall head over heels for a log if I wanted to. In fanfiction, you can create your own scenarios where the people I ship can meet and get acquainted long enough for them to fall in love with each other. Unless this is crack, then I don't give a damn how they met, they are going to make out, and you do not get a say in it.

Person B: You ship them? Ugh...yaoi fangirls. They're not gay!

Hoshi: Of course they're not, silly!

Person B: ...?

Hoshi: They're totally bisexual. Or pan. Maybe even ace! I mean, rarely is anyone completely a hundred percent gay or straight, so they're most likely anything but completely straight or gay. Just like me and possibly you!

Person B: You're a freak, and they're not bisexual! Or attracted to pans. Or whatever the heck ace is.

Hoshi: Aww, thanks! And only one or two in a group of people are a hundred percent gay or straight. Even smaller in that group are the people who have no interest in sex at all which are asexuals or 'ace' for short. Sure most people who are bisexual will identify themselves as either gay or straight - and they're not wrong for thinking that way - but that doesn't change the fact that they're just on a different spectrum of the sexual orientation scale. So you pick your three characters that are totally straight, buddy, because everyone else is some form of bisexual. Or pansexual, which means they are attracted to a range of genders. And just 'cause you're ace doesn't mean you can't pair with someone platonically.

Person C: I get that fandom is fandom, but you need to accept the pairing I ship as canon because it's canon!

Akuma: Ships don't need canons to fly. A ship just needs to float. And if you get that fandom is fandom, then you should let a fan do whatever and support whatever they want so long as they are following site guidelines and not harassing other people. If you get that fandom is fandom, then we can totally ignore canon if we want. Fanfiction is fanfiction. Everyone has different opinions, and I'm not changing mine. Especially not for someone as contradictory as you.

Person D: I disagree with your opinion.

Ryuu: I disagree with your opinion too.

Person D: You should change your opinion to match mine.

Ryuu: You can't change a person unless they want to change. And I'm not changing myself just because you want me to. KN's the only one who gets to edit us, anyway.

Person E: You write like a twelve year old girl.

Tsuki: I am a twelve year old girl.

Person F: You have bad taste in pairings.

Akumu: Zzz...Zzz...

Person F: ...

Akumu: Mnwhazzit?! Oh, hi. Well, let's see, what exactly defines a 'good' taste in pairings anyway? Shipping things that are canon? Shipping things that everyone in the fandom likes? If that's what 'good' taste is, then I don't want to be a part of it. People can ship what they want. They're really are all kinds of people in the world, you know.

Person F: I don't like you. You suck.

Akumu: Even if everyone in the fandom hates me for liking what I like despite not being homophobic or racist or sexist and after I've followed every site guideline, then that's fine with me. I'm not changing myself. Just because you don't like me doesn't make me a bad person.

Person G: Ugh, Cloud's not a girl!

KN: No, he's not. Squall's not a girl either, but you write him like one. Ditto Leon and Sora and Roxas and Ventus and Cecil and Bartz and Zidane (list goes on and on) and what was I talking about again? -shrugs- Probably wasn't important anyway.

Person H: I am so tired of being forced to look at all this yaoi!

Hoshi: Oh, you poor thing! Someone put a gun to your head and made you look at fictional gay porn genre? Tsk. Here, let me help you prevent this with a piece of advice: if you don't like, then don't look. Usually there's a warning for you to read to help you out too.

Person H: It's kind of hard not to look when this shit's everywhere!

Akuma: It ain't our fault if we're just doing what we like and what makes us happy. Especially since it's not hurting anyone physically. So it's everywhere, you say? Then why don't you just write and draw more het and yuri if that's the problem. If you people supported the stuff you like with HALF as much passion as the yaoi fans supported their yaoi, then we wouldn't HAVE this problem, now would we? You can't tell them not to support what they want to just because you're bitching and whining. Why don't you support your stuff as much as they do? When you bash something just to raise what you like up in comparison, that won't get you anywhere.

KN: That's the reason why I don't support MarthXLink as much anymore. Too many people saying stuff like, "Oh, MarthXRoy's overdone. Support MarthXLink or MarthXPit or IkeXMarth or some other maleXMarth" or "Roy's not in Brawl anymore." So what if Roy's not in Brawl anymore? I ship IkeXRoy and PitXRoy too. And what about IkeXPit? No one ever complains about how IkeXPit's overdone, and that pairing's more popular than MarthXRoy ever was.

Hoshi: Hey, person H! I noticed that you're in the 'Anti yaoi-yuri' group, but you seem to just bash yaoi all the time. I'll just delete the yuri part then to make you more accurate!

Person H: I'm anti-yuri too! But since there's like NO yuri, then I'm more lenient on it. I mean yaoi's too popular.

Hoshi: Hating something 'popular' doesn't make you cool. There's more het than yaoi, so I don't see why you don't hate het for being too popular. And don't give me this bullshit that yaoi is the most popular thing. Maybe in fanworks, but everywhere else? Het is everywhere in mainstream media. Het is canon everywhere in books, movies, TV shows, anime, video games, etc. You hardly ever see anything prominently gay or lesbian on your TV. And don't get me started on the disappointing lack of important transexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, pansexuals... Lots of yaoi and yuri fans like het too, so there's definitely more het out there. Oh, and way to slap every yuri fan in the face. They ARE there, and they're supporting what they want, but you're not even going to acknowledge that they exist? It's a bigger insult to tell someone they're not even on the map. Yaoi and Het aren't the only things in fandom. If you're going to be anti yaoi-yuri, then you can't just bash yaoi all the time. You're just an exaggerated anti yaoi closet yuri fan. Maybe you think you're being nice. I think you're just full of bull. It's one thing to dislike yaoi and yuri. It's another thing to hurt people who like those genres.

Person I: I hate Fire Emblem characters in Super Smash Bros for being too popular.

Ryuu: -stares at Awakening's success and the new SSB4 roster- It has been more popular lately, but so what? You want to hate something for being popular then hate Mario and Legend of Zelda characters because their franchises are the biggest. They've been around longer and gained more success than Fire Emblem has so far. I'm not telling you that your opinion's wrong, but you should at least be logical. Oh, and ditto what Hoshi said about hating something just because it's popular.

Person J: Yaoi?! Yuri's so much better.

Hoshi: Yaoi and yuri are both mainly written by girls for girls, so they're pretty much the same thing. It IS unfortunate that a lot of yaoi gets written off as poor quality, and it's hard to find yuri period let alone actual good yuri that isn't just fetishization for straight males.

Person J: Um, excuse you! Yuri's all deep and spiritual and beautiful. Yaoi is just badly written smut.

Hoshi: And that's what I'm talking about. True, most yaoi is badly written smut as a genre in its whole, but het porn is mostly badly written sex too. But badly written yaoi will always get a worse rap than badly written het and yuri. And that sucks because some of the yaoi is actually well written and really hot and deep and spiritual. You have to pore through pages and pages of stuff before you can find that really good yaoi fanfiction, though. That's just part of the challenge along with people constantly telling you that the genre you like is trash. With yuri you have a different problem of trying to find the damn yuri in the first place, and even then it's not a guarantee that it'll be good. Less doesn't always mean better quality. Life's not that simple. The one yuri fic you manage to find probably isn't better than the best yaoi fic you find. More stuff means you gotta dig, and it's probably there...somewhere. Eff it, you probably have to write it yourself. Less stuff means you have to find it in the first place, and even then it's not what you're looking for. And eff it, you probably have to write it yourself. Fanservicey yuri fodder is the worst, though.

Person K: Don't ship yaoi in my fandom because my fandom's not a yaoi genre like Gravitation or Loveless!

KN: This is fandom. I'll ship whatever the hell I want. Who cares if it's not 'canon?' I'll bet you ship things that aren't canon either.

Person K: Ugh! Why don't you just take your yaoi to actual yaoi genres and leave us alone!!!

Ryuu: Tsuki, we should leave before this gets ugly.

Tsuki: Okay.

Akumu: Zzz...Zzz...

KN: Us? Leave you alone? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! Do you have any idea how much crap and generalization I've had to deal with for liking what I like? Do you have any idea how much crap and generalization any BL fan has had to deal with because of YOU PEOPLE complaining all the time?! Why don't YOU leave US alone?!! We haven't done anything to YOU. We ship what we like just like you do. You know what, we do even better than you, we waste time and character space warning you about slashy content in the summary AND in the story while you don't warn us about your het content! AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? WE'RE TIRED OF THAT BULLSHIT. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WARN FOR GAY CONTENT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING FOR YOUR WEAK LITTLE EYES.

KN: You think I tell SasukeXSakura fans to leave me alone? No. I don't. I simply just NOT. LOOK. and continue on my merry way. And do you honestly think every yaoi fan is the same, lumping us all together like that? That's like saying all het fans ship SasukeXSakura or CloudXAerith. Guess what? THEY. DON'T. And yaoi fans also argue about topping dynamics because that's part of being in the fandom usually. Unless you don't care about that particular dynamic. But just scroll up there on my arguments. Look at all that wasted space. We deal with crap EVERY DAY. And you? What do YOU have to complain about? HET IS EVERYWHERE. HET IS CANON. HET IS ACCEPTABLE NEARLY EVERYWHERE. Oh, you didn't hear that? HET IS ACCEPTABLE NEARLY EVERYWHERE. Seriously. Don't you tell us to leave you alone after all the crap you say to us and all the things you try to exclude us from. You leave us alone. Slash fans had to carve out and build up their own empire to create a safe place (which we really should make safer. Could use less misogyny in this area; we're not the anti-yaoi het fans who think girls have to fight over guys or that guys have to earn girls like they're objects and prizes). We didn't just appear overnight to terrorize a bunch of whiny weaklings the way anti-yaoi fans treat us. I'm done dealing with this.

KN: And finally, if you're trying to tell us how to write with your 'guide to yaoi' or whatever, DON'T. BOTHER. unless you're a yaoi fan too. If you're not, you lose credibility. I like to make fun of yaoi fans too because I am one, and I think we do write a lot of crap and do silly things. I like to make fun of het and yuri fans too because of the same reasons. If you aren't a yaoi fan, then don't bother telling us how to write. You're not trying to help, you're insulting us and making fun of us and telling us how to write. And you know what's really funny? MOST OF YOUR REVIEWERS DON'T LIKE YAOI. You think you can tell yaoi fans how to write to PLEASE HET FANS. YOU. ARE TELLING YAOI FANS HOW TO WRITE TO PLEASE PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN READ THEIR GENRE NOR ENJOY READING THEIR GENRE. Do you see how useless and senseless that is? It's a waste of time. For everyone.

KN: Every 'guide to yaoi' fic I've ever read is written by an anti-yaoi fan who normally uses some immature and stubborn yaoi fangirl who just wants to write tons of plotless porn to get their point across. That is an insult. Not all of us are like that. A lot of us aren't even girls or straight, for that matter. Because you insulted us, I won't take a thing you say seriously. I already don't write plotless porn (and who cares if they want to? Sometimes people just want to write porn. They can't do it on FF, though. And stop praising plot like it automatically makes the story better. Shitty plots are worse than no plot). I already check my spelling and grammar. I already don't resort to love and have wild sex at first sight unless I think I can pull it off, make it believable and well-written, which isn't in my skill zone at all. I already did everything you could possibly advise and am working on the stuff that I'm not good at yet, so why would I go through your insults?

KN: You can get your point across and be funny. That up there? That's not doing it for me, and it's probably just going to make some yaoi fans even more stubborn about writing the way they do. You want to 'help' them, then you should treat them like people instead of undesirables. A mean comment does more harm than good, remember? But even if you want to help, you probably shouldn't. Like I said, you lost your credibility the moment you said you hated yaoi. Leave it to the yaoi fans to educate the yaoi fans on writing and sense. We might do a better job than you, who knows?

Reached the end of this profile while reading everything you haven't already read? Nice! Here's a cookie. -gives cookie- People don't have the best attention spans nowadays, so it's rare to see someone like you. Yay, you! I apologize for all the Caps Lock. I will not apologize for my ire.

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Moments by Revalations reviews
Small flashes of time in mostly unrelated stories for each chapter. Mostly Cleon, but other pairings may appear. Brace yourself for fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
The Remnants of Teenage Angst by Kosaka reviews
Leon might pretend he's buried 'Squall' with the friends and family he lost when his world was destroyed, but it's not easy to change, and it's even harder to admit he hasn't. Worse yet, he's made a fool of himself in front of the one he loves, and doesn't know how to repair his battered pride. (written for the awesome Fey - Happy Birthday, hon.)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
So much more, than 'lots and lots' by RayHollowsArchive reviews
Roy wakes up after a much needed rest one day to find a note tied to his finger and his lover nowhere to be seen. Follow along with him as he uncovers the secret of the candlelit, romantically inclined trail of notes
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Ike, Roy - Complete
Surprise me by RayHollowsArchive reviews
Roy's always doing sweet things for Ike. So when Valentine's day rolls around, Roy plans on doing something special for him; only to have his plans go awry. What he doesn't expect, is for things to end up perfect when all is said and done with. IkexRoy
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Roy, Ike - Complete
Summer nights by RayHollowsArchive reviews
On vacation after the events of the emmisary, Ike goes back to his room to discover his roommate in the grips of a nightmare. Upon going to comfort him, he is suprised by the turn of events, but not entirely unhappy. One shot, RoyxIke
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Roy, Ike - Complete
The Dragon's Puppet Makers by TezrianFlux reviews
The dragon urged the child-like gods to make their toys and engage in everlasting war...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Shinryu - Complete
CUT! by Aka Pine reviews
In which Cloud is overly paranoid, fan girls are a thing to be feared, and Sephiroth just wants to do his job. Crack/parody/ fun fan-bashing. Rated for language and implied naughtiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Yaoi Emblem: Path of Raunchiness by FlamingDoritos reviews
Path of Radiance. Follow the Greil Mercenaries as they fight to get their country back-and to get laid. IkexSoren, OscarxKieran, ShinonxGatrie, SothexTormod, etc. All your favourite yaoi pairings (and some you might not expect) in one easy package.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,792 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Special Delivery by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Cloud has to deliever a parcel off to his lover's office and is dreading what will happen once he goes in there. Will he be able to escape without incident? Squall/Cloud. Mentions of other pairings, Lemon, ONESHOT. For Pahoyhoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Shine by mille feuille marzipan reviews
Okay, so I have a mild fear of spiders. Which is why I try to avoid directly fighting baels. JoshuaArtur
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Joshua, Artur - Complete
Speaking the Unheard Word by Revalations reviews
If the situation hadn't been so depressing, Leon would have laughed at the irony of it; he'd said before that he wouldn't mind the world going silent. What he hadn't taken into account was the loss of Cloud's voice, too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
His to Tease by Mewlon reviews
Revamped. Marth always wondered why Link was so cold to him while Roy has to deal with rude Ike as his partner. The gloves come off as Marth and Roy decide to make a wager on which of them can get the other to fall for them in three months. Yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Marth, Roy
SFBI by Dark Moon Crystales reviews
Crimes, investigation and love drama between the three swordsmen. BxB
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Link, Roy - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Wolf Pack by hokey-pokey twist reviews
You know, we'd make the best wolf pack EVER!" Tidus has been thinking. Never a good thing. Oneshot.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Tidus - Complete
Only Yours? by WingSpear reviews
Post RD. Kieran desperately needs Oscar. Somehow, the green paladin just gets thrown into things. And this time? Oscar has to meet Kieran's mother. Kieran/Oscar-ish and abuse of the word "rival."
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kieran, Oscar - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by hylian-dragoness reviews
Sora is interrupted in his video game playing Final Fantasy VII, no less! by a very enraged Riku. What the heck is he so angry about...? And what is AkuRoku Day? to celebrate AkuRoku Day and both Cleon Days. Hinted SoRiku implied AkuRoku and Leon/Cloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Corpse in the Cupboard by Madisuzy reviews
YAOI "Are you sure that corpse you brought back yesterday was human?" Laguna asked, pointing to the wall. "He looked human, apart from the large gold claw," Kiros answered. Laguna glanced around at his friend with a worried look. LAGUNA/VINCENT and KIROS
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,923 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Laguna L., Vincent V. - Complete
Stupid Little Boy by SingingMisery reviews
He was nothing more than a stupid boy. A stupid little boy who was too dumb to realize what was going around him until it was far too late.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Tragedy by Scout19 reviews
In some ways, it was a tragedy when the didn't dance, but, in others, it was a catastrophe when they did... L/C
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
A Princess and His Prince by FicletMistress reviews
A sarcasmastic tale of a poor, mistreated princess and a poor, misunderstood prince. Are these woeful souls destined to meet? What could possibly happen? LeonCloud. And crack. The good kind for you. ;D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Health Insurance by Caddie reviews
[LeonCloud]Leon didn’t know that Cloud had mistaken his office for the psychiatrist’s next door. After all, Leon was only an accountant and Cloud was entertaining.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Profound epiphany by CaTigeReptile reviews
FE6, starring Roy, Alen and Lance. I guarantee that this is the stupidest and most pointless story you will read. Don't expect character development. I swear I'm not stoned.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Lance, Roy - Complete
Fluffy Jackets and Skirts by Jay Loire reviews
Cloud muses on Leon's change of style. Drabble, with about 1000 words. Rated M for limey scene and no plot. R&R, please.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Hands are Shaking Cold by FicletMistress reviews
Everyone in the Hollow Bastion Restoration Comittee was sure they would be able to tell if something was wrong with another member, yet they all missed the subtle hints their quiet friend gave. Everyone, except a certain leader. Mild LeonCloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Breakfast Cafe by Jade003 reviews
Squeal to 'Guilty Pleasures'. Cloud and Leon start with breakfast at a cafe that leds to a discussion on their relationship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Don't Tell Me 'Cause It Hurts by Dragon's Return reviews
Have you ever wondered if that little 2D smasher had that weird thing we call 'feelings' ?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Zelda/Sheik, Mr. Game and Watch - Complete
Let Me by YondyB reviews
A series on Leon and Cloud's ever-changing relationship, how the two act toward eachother, and the occasional problems their 'friendship' causes. -bad summary- Eventual LeonCloudLeon. Based on the titles of the chapters. Rated for later chapters. COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,290 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Rylynn by Miroir du Symphonie reviews
Leon has something special to ask....if only he could get the music right. LeonxCloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Jade003 reviews
PWP. Sorta dark smut. Cloud/Leon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Eliwood, Hector, Nino and Marriage by Ariaeris reviews
Nino got the great idea to ask Eliwood who he would marry when he returned home. Randomness ensues. Will be slash and pairing should be obvious. Read and review please!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Eliwood, Hector
Perfection in its Own Way by Caddie reviews
The imperfection, the secretiveness, made all the destruction they caused worth it. LeonCloud Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Blood of the Pride by Galdr reviews
A RoyxPichu friendshipfic. Roy has finally joined the Smashers for the first time. He soon meets up with the lightest and cutest character of the Smashers. But, someone wants him and Roy is determined to keep his new friend safe. [Permanent Hiatus]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Pichu, Roy
Pain and Pleasure by Magic Pyro Anabeil reviews
Marth and Roy are forced against their will to play games... games that they may not survive. They are pleasure slaves, only worth anything as long as their bodies are useful and beautiful. Rated M for violence, rape, sexual situations. Complete
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Priceless by Tofuu reviews
Leon is a freshman in college with dyslexia, and his new Victorian Literature professor, Sephiroth, doesn’t make things any easier for him. Desperate to help, Cloud considers Sephiroth’s offer to pass Leon, but not without a price. [LC RS SephyCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Little Blonde Girl by Muu reviews
[ONESHOT][OneSided ItaIno & SasuIno]Of all the people Uchiha Itachi could be jealous of, it had to be his little brother And over a little blonde girl, no less.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Itachi U., Ino Y. - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by Dark Moon Crystales reviews
Fully randomized, cross-dressed and tortured version of the Disney Classic!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Bowser, Roy - Complete
Road of Trials by Dionysus S reviews
Fox, being the little inventor that he is, makes a machine that allows people to switch bodies. Roy and Ness decide to have a look, a little mistake happens, making the machine inactive. How will Roy and Ness now cope in each others bodies? Shounenai
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,225 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Marth, Roy
Drifting by Galdr reviews
This is a oneshot. My first one. It's a secret, so you'll have to find out who is talking. Lame title is lame, sorry.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
End of Thought by Dionysus S reviews
“Please just do it for me. I’m begging you, Marth. I will suffer for all eternity...I’ll be in pain forever. But I don’t want Lilina...my love, my best friend, to suffer like me.” ; Roy x Marth --REWRITE, EDIT FINISHED. FINALE COMING SOON--
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Marth, Roy
The Greatest ActionAdventure Story with a bit of by Dragon's Return reviews
Angst and Romance Ever! Some of the more 'forgotten' Smash Brothers decicde to write their own story. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Might aswell put this for you very closeminded people: SILLY Yaoi Warning.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Light in the Dark by Dionysus S reviews
Every Christmas Roy can recall has always been a bad experience. But maybe a certain someone can make this one different from all the rest. Roy x Marth
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Marth, Roy - Complete
Such an Extraordinary Rainy Day by Dark Moon Crystales reviews
A forgotten birthday enables a gift of Link's choice. BxB
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Link, Roy - Complete
Cornflowers by SaturnOolaa reviews
For the lord who has everything... sort of. Hector is awkward, Matthew is expository, and Serra meddles. [Mild HectorEliwood.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/4/2005
Eyes of Sorrow by Dionysus S reviews
Ever since Ness read some exciting book, it spurred him into writing his own stories. But lately, his inspiration has been cut short. While searching for it, he starts to uncover the sad, disturbing life of Roy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Marth, Roy - Complete
Always by Dark Moon Crystales reviews
Some mistakes can never be forgiven. BxB
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Marth, Roy - Complete
The Weakest Link by Dragon's Return reviews
10 of those "amazing" Smasher Brothers star on one of those long since past Game Shows, THE WEAKEST LINK! Warning: You may never see these Smashers the same way again. [COMPLETE!]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,174 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Fubuki no Kaen: False Dawn by xan-vallen reviews
A new threat has come to the land of Altea, blessed with years of peace since Marth and Roy's triumphant return. No one knows what this new threat is, only that its greed will destroy everything if it isn't stopped.Sequel to Fubuki no Kaen{warnings inside
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,896 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
The Tree Dilemma by Dark Moon Crystales reviews
Marth ends up stuck in a tree. Will he ever get down when all of the smashers are convinced he's hiding something from them?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Marth - Complete
Fubuki no Kaen by xan-vallen reviews
Marth, the exiled heir to the throne of Altea, and Roy, a teenage ex-general, are banished and forced into slavery by the power-hungry Gaimen. How can the two young men survive when their personalities clash?{yaoi, angst, blood, slavery} -completed-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,155 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Complete
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Silly Fairy Tale reviews
Sir Natsume of the famed Tsuchimikado knights must rescue the fair princess Harutora from the villainous ogre, Touji! Or something like that. Look inside for other warnings! AU Crackfic?
Tokyo Ravens/東京レイヴンズ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Natsume T., Harutora T., Touji A. - Complete
Draw That reviews
Chloe rates various places and people on a scale of 'I'd draw that' to 'not even if you paid me.' As expected, she holds nothing back. Look for other warnings inside.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Chloe B. - Complete
Smash Support reviews
It is both Robins' destiny to have every playable character fall in love with them. Smash Bros. will come to regret their roster decision. Look inside for other warnings. Het, slash, and femslash. Crack.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Robin (M), Robin (F)
What Visits Lead To
Vyse shows off his new crew, Aika and Fina tell a story, nearly everyone gets drunk, and Luke plays Cat's Cradle with Kalifa. Just another extraordinary day. Look inside for warnings.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,215 - Published: 8/30/2014
How Dare You reviews
Why? Of all people to come back, why did it have to be YOU instead of...? Look inside for warnings. No pairing, just friendship.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Ike, Marth, Roy, Lucina - Complete
Home Again reviews
Avan returns to Mellvere and tells his mother about what happened in Lanseal.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Complete
When Cloud Comes Back reviews
Leon finds himself a bit more shaken than he thought he'd be after Cloud's departure to fight Sephiroth. Tron attempts to help him. LeonXCloud. Look inside for other warnings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
I Hate This reviews
Leon finds a survivor, remembers some things he forgot, and rebuilds his ruined home. Eventual LeonXCloud. Look inside for other warnings. Title and summary are subject to change.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Last Day of Christmas reviews
Part of our Days of Christmas project. Ventus learns what Christmas and mistletoe are when Terra and Aqua are caught under one. Warnings: TerraXAqua. Pre-game. After they first meet Ventus. Last fic of the project. Wish everyone a happy New Year!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Ventus/Ven - Complete
Five Days After Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Clefable does not appreciate her own shadow. Warnings: My shortest story yet.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Clefable/Pixy, Gengar/Gangar - Complete
Four Days After Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Eliwood doesn't think life's fair. Warnings: Short story is short.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Eliwood - Complete
Three Days After Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Coco learns what Christmas is with Ai and Yu. Warnings: Short story is short.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Two Days After Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Everyone puts a present on the table. They play rock, paper, scissors to decide who goes first, and then they all pick a present from the table. Too bad the gifts are pretty ridiculous. Warnings: Random and OOC.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Happy, Juvia L. - Complete
Day After Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Luke's on a winning streak, and Ethan makes a decision. Warnings: LukeXEthan. Must have finished first series of PJATO, or this is just a giant spoiler.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Luke C., Ethan N. - Complete
Eve of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Karane sees Zelda giving a gift to Pipit and gets the wrong idea. Warnings: PipitXKarane. Short story is short. Pre-game.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Pipit, Karane - Complete
23rd Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. It's not any different from another akuma's origin story. She was just as unfortunate as anyone else. Warnings: People with no names. Predictable cliché horror. Rated M for safety.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
22nd Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Riku Replica is lost in his thoughts and in the place he was sent to after his death. He ends up finding something he didn't expect. Warnings: Short story is short. What a surprise.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Riku Replica - Complete
21st Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Cain's feeling restless, and Abel's helping a village. Bandits conveniently appear. Warnings: OOC. Short story is short.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Abel, Cain - Complete
20th Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Zidane and Bartz decide to have a friendly bet for the holidays. The monkey and the mouse are in a bit over their heads. Warnings: Zidane kisses girls. Angry girls. Angry guys. OOC.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bartz K., Zidane T. - Complete
19th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Osaka attacks a mall Santa, the girls sing at a karaoke bar, and Sakaki shares a moment with Osaka while Kaori trails them everywhere. Warnings: SakakiXOsaka. Jealous Kaori. Not bashing! Kimura running gag.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sakaki, Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
18th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Toph decides to get away from her lovey dovey friends during the holidays and meets a guy on the outskirts of town. Warnings: My take on how Toph met her future husband. Just some nameless guy I made up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Toph - Complete
17th Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Ganondorf was defeated. Hyrule could celebrate happily. All was right with the world. Warnings: Redeads. Stalchilds. Horror.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Link
16th Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. This night is simply unsuitable for good-byes. Warnings: This story has dialogue. Longer than most stories I write. Also, OOC.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
15th Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Marlene thinks about what to give to each member of her family. She sees a few fragments of Cloud's past along the way. First Advent Children fic! Warnings: OOC. Cloti moment.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Marlene W. - Complete
14th Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Eliwood has a problem. Legault has a solution. Well, he has one for a price... Warnings: Minor LegaultXEliwood. That, and OOC.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Legault, Eliwood
13th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Around this time of year, one of Captain Dyne's crewsman challenges Vyse in order to keep his skills sharp. Vyse always learned something from them, but this wasn't what he was expecting. Warnings: Ignorable BL. Luke is not an OC. First SoA fic ever!
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Vyse - Complete
12th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Here's to a Smashing Christmas Carol, starring Wario as the Scrooge. Can he change his ways before he is met with a horrible future? Warnings: This is probably the worst story I have ever written. I don't even know if this was supposed to be funny or not.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Wario - Complete
11th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Cloud wakes up not knowing what happened the night before. He wakes up to see bodies littered everywhere. Warnings: People die. Cliché Sephiroth and Cloud interaction. Not trying to win any awards here. Rated M for safety. No sex, just violence.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
10th Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas Project. Nemesis restores balance without question. It doesn't matter what the results are. Warnings: Should probably have already read The Lost Hero and Son of Neptune. Also, short story is short.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
9th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas Project. Princess Holiday, the savior of all celebrations, is determined to stop Madame Ngirch from ruining Christmas! But when the camera stops rolling, Princess Holiday is only Rosa, and she wants to remember why she took this job again. Warning: OOC and Pokestar Studios.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Mei/Rosa - Complete
8th Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. So, let's get this straight. The Shinra troopers are dressed as elves, the Turks are dressed as reindeer, and the SOLDIERs are dressed as Santa Clauses. What are you complaining about, Genesis? Warnings: OOC. Attempt at humor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Genesis R. - Complete
7th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas Project. Sora delivers presents, Riku kisses Kairi, and Leon gets his stuff stolen while trying to finish paperwork. Warnings: LeonXCloud, OOC, first M-rated slash Days of Christmas oneshot! Also, I want to crawl into a corner, shrivel up, and die quietly for writing this.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
6th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Aladdin tells Hakuryuu the story of how Alibaba and Morgiana spend Christmas trying to buy gifts for each other secretly with very little money. Warning: AlibabaXMorgiana with Aladdin telling the story.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Alibaba S., Morgiana - Complete
5th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas Project. Natasha looks for Knoll while their little army celebrates the holidays. It was supposed to be the most peaceful of nights. Supposed to be. Warnings: Horror and Knoll.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Natasha, Knoll
4th Day of Christmas reviews
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Aran thinks about what makes him a soldier, and confirms what his purpose is. Warnings: Short story is short. Well, compared to most fics that come from this account.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Aran
3rd Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Coco doesn't think the town's human will want her gift, but she's hand delivering it anyway. She never thought she'd get to see Jingle the reindeer on her way there! But wait, why is the town's human changing his shirt so much?
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
2nd Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Can you have a Christmas without winter? Kirby's not sure, but he won't let a holiday disappear because the weather doesn't comply.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kirby - Complete
1st Day of Christmas
Part of my Days of Christmas project. Toan and Paige share a moment that is twice interrupted. But maybe those interruptions were to the benefit of these two "childhood friends?" Warnings: ToanXPaige, Toan is silent, and OOC.
Dark Cloud - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Toan, Paige - Complete
They Told Me reviews
...you liked it when I dressed this way. Written for Squall's birthday since I missed Cloud's! SquallXCloud. Crossdressing. Squall's a dirty lil' perv. Thanks to chibi-sunrise on DA for the cover art! Er...it's complete. Sorry I forgot to mark it that way! My bad...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
It's Your Birthday, Leon reviews
Maybe, he thinks, I should look forward to my birthday more. Written for Leon's birthday since I missed Cloud's! LeonXCloud. Thanks to chibi-sunrise on DA for the cover art!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Another Valentines Day Yaoi reviews
Now includes old offensive original story and the new version that Hoshi wrote! Plus, it has a comic for a cover now. Also drawn by Hoshi, my OC.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Pit, Roy - Complete
Happy White Pi Day reviews
What do you do when you want to celebrate White Day, but the one you love decides to celebrate Pi day? Because Pit really doesn't know. PitXRoy...kind of. Side MarthXIke...kind of.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Pit, Roy
Mama's Day reviews
Nonsensical story that celebrates Mother's Day. I'm not sure if you should take this seriously because the plot is weird and I lack setting... Rating is a T, just to be safe. Humor...well, if you laugh, then I guess it's a humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Lyn, Roy - Complete
My 2D Heart reviews
Enter a two-dimensional creature that developed a distaste for a "popular" smasher. Enter that "popular" smasher who bothers him and you get some weird romance one-shot written by me. Warning! Unusual shonen-ai pairing!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Mr. Game and Watch, Roy - Complete
Falling For You All Over Again reviews
It started with a fight. Peach left to go to Karaoke Night and Mario goes to the gardens knowing she wouldn't want to see him there anyway. What does it take to get them to fall in love with the other again?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Gift Exchange reviews
Should a kiss really count as a gift? IkeXRoy. Shonen-ai. Last upload for today, I swear! Well, at least I hope I didn't forget anything.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ike, Roy - Complete
The Mistletoe Kiss! reviews
If Marth won't say anything and Link won't say anything, then it's up to the boy general Roy to do something bold! Shonen-ai. MarthXLink.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Marth, Link - Complete
Roy, did you just kill Christmas? reviews
It was an accident, I swear! Don't kill me!" I have once again embarrassed myself...oh well, that just means I'm used to it by now.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Donkey Kong, Roy - Complete
The Wings Of An Angel reviews
...are so freaking useless. When Roy tells that to Pit; Pit cries and now Roy has to face the wrath of Pit's fangirls. Will he survive long enough for Pit to forgive him? Don't take this seriously. Please don't.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Roy, Pit - Complete
Hate Loving You reviews
Ike obviously hates loving Roy. He even made a list! A LIST! How did that go wrong? Shonen-ai, so please don't read if you don't like that.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ike, Roy - Complete
Your Fault reviews
Nobody wants you, nobody cares about you, and the world would be better off if you weren't such a burden! So why don't you do the world a favor and just die?"
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Roy, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Run Away reviews
...PikachuxPichu... Pichu wants to run away and never say good-bye! Wants to know the truth instead of wondering why! ...Songfic...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Pikachu, Pichu - Complete