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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, iCarly, Indiana Jones, and House, M.D..

OK... I'm thirteen, female, and obsessed with writing. I write lots of original stuff, but when I can't think at all (aka summer), I write fanfiction. A lot.

Umm... I adore Harry Potter, Hairspray, Wicked, Monty Python, House, Camp Rock and TONS of other stuff that I am WAYY too lazy to type.

I destest flamers, flames, irrational biases, bad grammar, and the color pink.

I love shipping. Like, alot. So these are my ships:

Ginny/Draco (HarryPotter)
Lucius/Narcissa (HarryPotter)
Rose/Scorpios (HarryPotter)
Luna/Neville (HarryPotter)
Sirius/Remus (HarryPotter)
Tonks/Bill (HarryPotter)
Lily/Severus (HarryPotter)
Albus Severus Potter/A Dark Pit of Despair and Loneliness (HarryPotter) (What? I just don't like the kid)
Shane/Mitchie (CampRock)
Nate/Jason (CampRock)
Tess/A Deep Dark Pit of Despair and Lonliness (CampRock)
House/Chase (House)
Cameron/A Deep Dark Pit of Despair and Lonliness (House)

My Smaller Obsessions be Wicked, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sky High, Hairspray and iCarly. Ships are:

Penny/Seaweed (Hairspray)
Tracy/OC (Hairspray) (OK, I haven't actually written about them yet, but his name is Simon)
Link/A Dark Pit of Despair and Loneliness (Hairspray)
Amber/A Different Dark Pit of Despair and Loneliness (Hairspray)
Corny/Maybelle (Hairspray)
Glinda/Elphaba (Wicked)
Elphaba/Fiyero (Wicked)
Nessa/Boq (Wicked)
Zuko/Katara (Avatar)
Iro/Some Sweet Old Earth Kingdom Lady (Avatar)
Sokka/Toph (Avatar)
Aang/Nobody (Avatar)
Peace/Layla (SkyHigh)
Zach/Magenta (SkyHigh)
Will/A Deep Dark Pit of Despair and Lonliness (SkyHigh)
Carly/Sam (iCarly)
Sam/Freddie (iCarly)
Spencer/Someone Super Nice Who Understands Him (iCarly)

And I do like "copy and paste it"s. These are the serious ones:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

These are the much more numerous funny ones. Yes, I collect them:

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly avoided, you just weren’t paying close enough attention, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever danced on a table while singing ‘La Vie Boheme’ in a public place, and not cared for a second about what weird looks you were getting, or want to someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a profile, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALICIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

If you can't live without Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

If you're defying gravity and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin’ Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, and put it in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

You laugh because I’m different I laugh because you’re all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Do not doubt my sanity... I have none

Have you ever realized that the main traits of a Gryffindor (daring, nerve, chivalry) are just nicer ways to say recklessness, cheekiness, and drama?

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

I, late-stranger, am an Alex Writer. If you too are an Alex Writer, copy and paste this on your profile with your pen-name!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea), late-stranger (as always, it’s better not to ask)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you read the 7th Harry Potter book and cried, copy this to your profile.

If you read the 7th Harry Potter book and Severus Snape is now on your favorite characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, late-stranger

If you absolutely love Yassen Gregorovich, copy this to your profile.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

"My karma ran over my dogma." bumper sticker

"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much"

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward, Stormey Winds, late-stranger

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying," Damn, That was fun."

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you’ve had that happen to you, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 26 of 2006 just because it was "too small" or "off it's orbit" for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this into your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this into your profile

If at least someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that i'm making you think too much...copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is really long, copy and paste this to make it even longer

If you have ever forgotten what the topic of your conversation was...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever done a really random Google search...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think basketballs can cause allergic reactions..copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in love with animated characters and proud of it... copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your best friends are bouncing off the walls hyper 24/7...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Cocoa puff turkey bird thing should go to rehab...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin waffles already...copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think life without computers is useless...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or werewolf... copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW theres a voice in you head and its real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (All the time that happens with me)

If you haven't died yet copy and paste in your profile. (Well, duh, it's obvious, isn't it?)

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (Completely. Who hasn't?)

If your a choc aholic, talk aholic or a shop aholic, then copy and post this into your profile! (My mom thinks i'm going crazy cause I'm like talking while I'm doing this)

Just because people live on the other side of the world from you doesn’t mean you can’t still be friends with them – if you agree to this copy it into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you read peoples’ profiles just to get these things copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

-- It takes 42 muscles to frown... but it only takes 4 to raise your arm and smack that bitch!
-- A day without sunshine is like..., night.
-- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
-- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
-- It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
-- OK... so what's the speed of dark?
-- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
-- Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that.
-- A friend is someone who will help you up, when you fall flat on your face... a best friend is someone who will laugh at you, say "walk much dumb-ass?" and trip you again.
-- I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down they would be there... roasting marshmallows and hitting on the hot firemen.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (Just kinda)

1) Draco Malfoy
2) Ginny Weasley
3) Luna Lovegood
4) Fred Weasley
5) George Weasley
6) Sirius Black
7) Nymphadora Tonks
8) Remus Lupin
9) Severus Snape
10) Albus Dumbledore
11) Voldemort/Tom Riddle
12) Bill Weasley
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ah… no. sudders
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Umm… semi-hot
3. What would happen if Twelve and Eight got pregnant?
Umm… Bill and Remus are guys, thank you.
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Of course. He was a major supporting character in my two all time favorite fan fictions.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Umm… well, he’s dead and like 25 years older than her, so let’s got with a no
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Not ever going there.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Holy Shit… let’s just say 2 and 12 are siblings…
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
OK: This is FRIENDSHIP ONLY, you pervs. “You’re not bad or wrong, Luna. You’re just different.” “You really think so, Professor?” “Of course I do, Luna,” Dumbledore crooned, holding the frightened little child to him. “I knew your mother, you know. You are very much like her. But there is too much of your father than can be ignored. You are a perfect blend, Little Moon.” “Tell me about mommy and daddy at school, Professor.” “Alright, little one.”
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ew. Ew. Ew. Don’t go there. Please.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve romance fic.
“According to Cupid. And/Or Molly Weasley.”
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Fred Weasley was never one for convention, anyways.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I no get it. Enlighted my sheltered mind. If it means three as a heterosexual, them yes. If it doesn’t, well sorry.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ummm… I know people who do, if that’s what you mean.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I sure as hell hope not.
15. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Ummm… “Nitwit! Oddmont! Bludbber! Tweak!” Lolz… IDK
16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Something about wolves…
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Uhh… slash, serious age differences, and probably violence… I’m refusing to think about that.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Eleven to use on Two?
Let’s see… “Die, you blood traitor scum?” No… too threatening.

I, late-stranger, am an Alex Writer. If you too are an Alex Writer, copy and paste this on your profile with your pen-name!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea), late-stranger (as always, it’s better not to ask)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you read the 7th Harry Potter book and cried, copy this to your profile.

If you read the 7th Harry Potter book and Severus Snape is now on your favorite characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, late-stranger

If you absolutely love Yassen Gregorovich, copy this to your profile.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

"My karma ran over my dogma." bumper sticker

"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much"

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward, Stormey Winds, late-stranger

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying," Damn, That was fun."

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you’ve had that happen to you, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 26 of 2006 just because it was "too small" or "off it's orbit" for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this into your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this into your profile

If at least someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that I'm making you think too much...copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is really long, copy and paste this to make it even longer

If you have ever forgotten what the topic of your conversation was...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever done a really random Google search...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think basketballs can cause allergic reactions..copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in love with animated characters and proud of it... copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your best friends are bouncing off the walls hyper 24/7...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Cocoa puff turkey bird thing should go to rehab...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin waffles already...copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think life without computers is useless...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or werewolf... copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW theres a voice in you head and its real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (All the time that happens with me)

If you haven't died yet copy and paste in your profile. (Well, duh, it's obvious, isn't it?)

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (Completely. Who hasn't?)

If your a choc aholic, talk aholic or a shop aholic, then copy and post this into your profile! (My mom thinks i'm going crazy cause I'm like talking while I'm doing this)

Just because people live on the other side of the world from you doesn’t mean you can’t still be friends with them – if you agree to this copy it into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you read peoples’ profiles just to get these things copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured it out

The evil die young, the good grow old with no one to harass.

I have a feeling he did whatever he didn't do...

It's a shame stupidity isn't painful...

Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Don't go into tha light! You might run into the bulb!

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like Froot Loops, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love having fun, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think cheese rocks, paste this into your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

I smile cause i have no idea whats going on!

People who say anything is possible have not tried to slam a revolving door

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you a_hole!

A good friend will comfort you when you break up with him, a BEST friend will call him whispering: Seven days...

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Parents spend half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up

Music is like candy...you throw away the rappers

You're just jealous cause we act retarded in public and people still love us!

My friend's the kinda person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!"

I know I’m a smexy penguin

When it rains on my party, i just burst out the slip-n-slide!

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues

I’m not insane, and my hand puppets agree with me

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Tell the truth and run

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense...

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to...

If God intended for man to smoke, he would have set him on fire

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by

If you are inexplicably evil, copy and paste this into your profile

If your best friend is obessed with a fictional character, copy and paste this in your profile

If you and your friend often say the same things, at the same time, on accident, copy and paste this to your profile

We don't use the word retarded, we prefer mentally hilarious

Anyone who have said 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' have never tried

Shin- a device used to find furniture in the dark

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends just poke each other with straws

I know she's socially retarded, and she's weird, but she's my FRIEND!

Okay...there's this thing called retard-ed-ness, and...me and my gurls...we've gone PRO, BABY!

There aren't that many numbers in the alphabet!

I'm fishing for reality but the water's too polluted.

Once, I almost was in a car crash with a shopping cart... : )

I like dancing in the hallways at school...it's liberating, try it some time.

I HATE:-Loud chewers...chew like you have a freaking secret...PLEASE!

People will believe anything if you whisper it…

I don’t discriminate - I hate everyone.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

All adults must be accompanied by a responsible child.

"A positive attitude might not solve your problems, but it'll annoy people so much, it kinda makes it worth it. . ."-

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you're one of those people who think that copying and pasting these into your profile is pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much crap in as possible! :D

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Nicotine by Sidney Sussex reviews
Lestrade and Sherlock quit smoking. Sherlock handles it better than Lestrade. Pre-John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
10 Things by nikkiRA reviews
So I absolutely love reading these things, so here is my attempt at writing them. 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,113 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
It's Me and Emily by NoDaybutTooDay reviews
COMPLETE. When House discovers that Chase has a daughter, he decides it's time to find out what else he doesn't know about Chase. House/Chase friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,299 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Maitlyn by JBPones reviews
Oneshot Who knew one little game of truth or dare could change your life? Maitlyn, the hottest thing ever
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Caitlyn G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Something Fun by JBPones reviews
Oneshot Shane is being a jerk to Jason, and Nate comforts him. Nateson
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Nate, Jason - Complete
My Hero by JBPones reviews
Oneshot Caitlyn and Mitchie talk about who's Caitlyn's type. XD Maitlyn!
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Caitlyn G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Another Puzzle Piece by The Hoodie reviews
House googles his employees and discovers Chase's secret. House investigates. Chase shares an old secret. Chasecentric goodiness! Not slash, just a little friendship. Little bit of fluff, little bit of hurt Chase. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Smile, Stupid by newxyorkxloser reviews
You don't remember your lips being on hers a second ago but they are now. Why are they there? You weren't kissing her before--you weren't even thinking about it because you were too busy just trying not to blush. CarlyxSam oneshot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Contrast by llamaSUPERNOVA reviews
All Seaweed wants is to take his girl out to the movies. Seaweed/Penny fluff
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Lifetime by Charlie Winchester reviews
House and Wilson's relationship in fifty sentences. Mostly friendship but some are definitely implied slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Think Quietly and Carry A Big Stick by Oh So Cliche reviews
In which, Will and Warren can't stop thinking about each other and a telepath has a -really- bad day at school. WillWarren
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Last Name by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ “Do you ever think that maybe if we had different last names, we would be different people?” He whispered, not entirely sure if he wanted her to hear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Can't Help Myself by Obviously Insane reviews
He wondered if life could get any better than this, and if it was even possible for life to get any better than this. Penweed. For Nor, who is suffering from Penweed withdrawal.
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Missie DuCaine reviews
Warren/Will. People get together in the strangest ways. "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry".
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Moving In by Ryo-girl reviews
House and Chase get together. How long does it take for everyone else to notice? Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Magic of the Mistletoe by Lost Enchanter reviews
Fred and George don't like Ginny's new boyfriend, so they set up a mistletoe to follow around Ginny and repel her boyfriend. But why is it pulling her towards her number one enemy, Draco Malfoy? Oneshot DG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Anniversary surprises by Castor49 reviews
House and Chase has been together a year and house decide it's time to make a few changes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Life Sucks, But That's Okay by DarkxYaoixLove reviews
Gaara's life sucks. He finaly has enogh and decides to end it. He is stopped by the last person he expexted. NejixGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Assisted Living by quack675 reviews
Foreman's parents have moved to NJ and his father wants him to come over for Sunday lunch and bring along his good friend Dr. Chase. Foreman is hesitant because he's embarrassed by his mother's disease. ChaseForeman friendship piece.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - R. Chase, E. Foreman - Complete
High Maintenance Men by llHero reviews
Not Slash! Chase and Wilson find out how similar their morning routines are and share some tips with each other. My partner in crime on this one: Anonymiss731.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - J. Wilson, R. Chase - Complete
Dance by Meitantei Conan reviews
[WilsonChase][SLASH] Sometimes, you have to try things you haven't before and look at things differently even something as simple as the rain.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - J. Wilson, R. Chase - Complete
The Voices Ceased by Missie DuCaine reviews
WarrenWill. Magenta always was curious, and they were yelling so loudly she couldn't help but stop to listen...
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
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Metaphors and Realities reviews
House and Chase have a little heart to heart about House's metaphorical shell. G rated House/Chase slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
The Reason reviews
*drabble* Chase has a question for Wilson, and wants it answered. But in the process he forces Wilson to admit something to himself... and the microphone House slipped in to his office. Implied House/Chase slash. One-shot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - J. Wilson - Complete
Revelation reviews
Various situations in which Cameron and others discover that House and Chase are gay... together. Established HouseChase SLASH. Nothing graphic. Don't like, don't read.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - R. Chase, G. House
Better reviews
Gregory House has always been obsessed with the truth. That's why everyone, somewhere deep in their soul, wants to be like him. It's what makes him the very thing we wish to be: Fearless. Oneshot character study on why House is who he is
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - G. House - Complete
The Other Ten Percent reviews
Indiana Jones' class gets a bit of a shock when a man they hardly recognize as their teacher sprints into the classroom, late and very, very dirty. Oneshot, immediately post Last Crusade
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Eveyone Knows reviews
Carly is tired of seeing her friends so miserable. So what can a Shay do but give them a good, figurative smack upside the head and hope for the best? Oneshot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
One Beautiful Weakness reviews
Nile only ever had one weakness. Nile's weakness had a name. Her name was Casey Walker. Oneshot. Rated T for violence and implied brief thoughts of suicide.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Nile - Complete
Spirit of the Future reviews
Xenophilius and Adeline are searching for Nargals by the Forest during their last year of Hogwarts, and find a surprisingly familiar spirit looking for them. Their daughter. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Bearers of Memory reviews
We gather many strange looks, a man and woman and an infant, all dressed in grey. But only when our quest is complete will I cast off the color of loss." Nymphadora Tonks Lupin has a mission. DH compliant except Tonks lives Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Clockwork Wonders reviews
Ony a week into the summer following his fourth year at Hogwarts, Neville Longbottom makes a discovery that changes his life forever. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
These Tales We Tell, By the Fireside reviews
Ginny Weasey is alone on Christmas Eve, until Draco Malfoy appears at her door with an unusual story and a startling change of heart. G/D. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete