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Author has written 15 stories for Twilight.

About me: Ermm I'm a 3 Lions fan naturally ... and I love rock, cinnamon rolls, short hair, Switzerland, and red nail polish. And I'm a HUGE Twilight fan! (BD and movie sucked, though.)

I am interested in writing and reading fanfiction that adheres to canon and explores the depths of each character. My fanfiction is mostly short one-shots, but that doesn't mean I won't write something long in the future. I'm also particularly interested in the largely overlooked (and my favorite) couple of Jasper and Alice!

Any reviews, comments, or critiques would be MUCH appreciated! So please take the time to leave me your thoughts!

My reviews policy:

I simply do not have time to review every story I open, because many times all I need is a glance to know that this is not the type of story that will interest me. However, I DO pledge to review EVERY story I favorite, put on story alert, or read from beginning to end. I hope that others will do the same because I think this is fair compensation for the author's time and effort.

Even though I genuinely appreciate every review I receive, I cannot possibly respond to all of them. I do respond to ones that are particularly helpful or encouraging, or if the reviewer asks a question that opens up for further discussion. For a regular reviewer, I try to review their stories in return if I have time. Please don't be offended if I don't reply to you ... if you want me to reply, please say so and I'm be more than happy to!

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Lunière by siDEADde reviews
TW/MS Alice's POV. Canon "Where Jasper and I were halves of the same whole, Edward and I were the same half. We understood each other more than the family understood us."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,720 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Alice, Edward
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Humanity by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Lying in a field Alice thinks about her lost human memories. "I lift up my hand and watch as the sun beam dances, delighted, over it. The light refracts on my hard skin, bending and twisting with the summer heat."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nonexistent Beats by best with breadsticks reviews
ONESHOT Jasper ponders about Alice. His love for her and everything in-between.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by casket4mytears reviews
After departing Forks with the rest of the Cullen family, Alice becomes increasingly preoccupied with the information revealed to Bella by James about her life as a human and the vampire who changed her... and seeks answers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,593 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Pancake's Off the Ceiling by Wildmage117 reviews
We all know how Edward cooks for Bella in Twilight and Breaking Dawn- but what were his disasterous first attempts like? Oneshot set a few weeks before the prom in Twilight from Jasper's point of view. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Redefining Words by Brynna reviews
An Alice and Jasper story about the words that shape their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
From: Nessie To: Jasper by Miss Southern Belle reviews
After a day shopping with her family, Nessie has a gift that she can't wait to give to her Uncle Jasper. Emmett can't wait for her to give it to him either.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
Of Scarlet Lace by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Someone once said that scars were a reminder that our past was reality. But Jasper Hale’s scars weren’t merely reminders of his past. No, they were undeniable proof of the monster that he had once been.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Breaking Down: A Parody of a Parody by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Admit it: if you were satisfied by Breaking Dawn, it was only because of the major lulz provided. It was epic fail personified. With my trusty co-captain oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo, I set the record straight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Alice
Twilight Condensed! by MonSolo23 reviews
Chapter 1: Twilight, NM, and Eclipse. CHAPTER 2: BREAKING DAWN INCLUDES SPOILERS. Rated for adult themes/minor language in Ch 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Breaking Dawn was all Emmett's fault by allyg1990 reviews
My way of blowing off post-breaking dawn disappointment. You may find it funny, you may not. The Cullens' reaction to Breaking Dawn. *SPOILERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
And So I Threw It Out The Window by Wanna Bet-the original reviews
ONE SHOT. Alice tries to do some online shopping when the computer turns on her!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Climate I Enjoy by BabelFish42 reviews
What does Alice see in Jasper? One-shot written from Jasper's POV, shortly after the infamous birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Dark Side of Light by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Eclipse through Alice's Eyes. Alice's soon-to-be-sister and best friend is finally joining the family in every way, what on earth could get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,978 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Alice - Complete
Fissure by streco reviews
While Bella is being primped and pampered, Jasper reflects on just how much Alice means to him. Afterwards, he and Alice have some cuteness. JasperAlice fluff, is all. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Seven Sins by Jayeliwood reviews
Jasper Pre Alice one shot Before he became a veg. Jasper has a religious conversation with one of his victims. This is a dark non-lemon. It's rated M for suggestions of child abuse. If you're offended by religious references, keep away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
Hysteria by UsayImaDreamer reviews
Jasper struggles to control himself around Bella. Post-Eclipse drabble. Please R&R, thx :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Onyx by fyd818 reviews
On a rainy day in Philadelphia, soul mates meet and a great love story begins. . . JasperAlice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
PineSol and the Blessings of the Damned by rhyejess reviews
Bella and Esme bond post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Believe It, Beloved by Cullenista reviews
What did Alice & Jasper do while Bella was asleep in that Phoenix hotel room? Alice is anxious and he’ll do anything to calm her down. A one shot set during that troubled time in Twilight because we can never get enough Alice & Jazz love. Can we? Huh?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Dead People Flowers by not done baking reviews
55 Word Challenge. Alice, Edward and Bella have a conversation on the flowers for the wedding. Post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
All for the Cause by Lon-Dubh reviews
“Alice had a little bit too much fun fabricating evidence. It’s all been taken care of convincingly, you could probably sue the hotel if you wanted to.” What exactly did Alice do to fake Bella's fall from a hotel window? HumorFamily
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
Hair Cut by Saiyachick reviews
Once you are changed into a vampire, you are reborn with the hair style you formally had. Alice pesters Bella about her hair. Oneshot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Errant Soul by Hanneli reviews
AliceJasper oneshot, from Jasper's POV. Takes place during Eclipse after the battle with newborns, at the CullenHale house, after Bella has left. Alice HAS made all the difference.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
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Problems with the Porsche reviews
Alice and Bella have some much-needed girl talk.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Alice, Bella
Alice and Bella Watch Dracula reviews
...“Alice,” I implored desperately. “You can paint my nails. You can dress me up in whatever you want. I’ll wear everything pink that you own. Just please, please don’t make me watch that movie.”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
A Lie reviews
... “Don’t follow me,” I pleaded, the shaking gone from my voice now as I worked to make my voice convincing. “I promise, Jasper. One way or another, I’ll get out.” Alice and Jasper's conversation on the plane in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Better for You reviews
..."Suddenly it was too much. Not just the thirst. No, it was that Bella, my best friend in the whole world, was sitting three feet away from me, and all I could think about was how wonderful it would be to kill her." Alice's POV of Bella's birthday party
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Alice, Bella
Burning reviews
But the feeling of his cold lips drowned out all other thought as he paused by my throat, feeling the sweet pulse of humanity for one last moment." ... Disappointed with Bella's gorily un-romantic transformation in BD? Here's how it SHOULD have been ..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Something You Do Very Well reviews
Jasper pressed a finger to my lips for silence. "I spent a hundred years feeling other people’s emotions. Their hate, their anger, their fear. And yes, sometimes their love. But I never got to feel love for myself until I met you." ... Jasper/Alice fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Shaking Hands reviews
Looking down, I realized something. My hands had never shaken in war ... but they were shaking now." Jasper's POV the first time he sees Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Fate reviews
Jasper and Alice meet on the Titanic, doomed to crash in a week. What will transpire between them in their last few days to live? AU, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper and the Jam Jar reviews
Why does Alice suddenly need help opening ... jam ... ?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dress Up reviews
She tugged me down and put her hand on my cheek. The image that rushed into me froze me like a statue. For I was the one dressed in the tutu." Jasper finds that looking after Nessie is harder than it seems!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Heartache reviews
What was Alice doing up in the attic while Bella was pregnant with Nessie?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Clarity reviews
And suddenly all the people, sounds, smells, and noises, vanish into nothingness. The world becomes silent and still. There is only one thing in my entire existence, and that is the girl that steps lightly to my side. Alice and Jasper, NM
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Angel? I don't think so reviews
What is Bella's recovery like when all the help she can get is the infamously excitable pixie? A quick shot of Alice in the morning.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Moonlight reviews
I pushed him into the moonlight by the railing and stood next to him, grabbing his hand. “This is how I see you, Jasper,” I said, my voice steely. “Look,” I commanded, my voice ringing into the night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Jasper is there for Alice when she struggles with the half-remembered ghosts of her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete