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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1578722, Profile Updated: 08-01-09
Author has written 11 stories for Shugo Chara!, Fruits Basket, Spirited Away, Kodomo No Omocha, Soul Eater, and Avatar.

dii chan: mits' changed her profile(well parts of it...) READ IT OR DIE!!

Ni-Chan: If you don't, we will chop your head off and stick it on a pole, and...

mit-chan: -sweatdrops- please don't scare the readers, Ni-chan, dii-chan...

Yay!! Hello!! It's meeeeeeee!! (Mit-chan!!) I finally made an account!! I've been meaning to make one for ages, but yeah...

The last sentence is outdated!

I'm too lazy to change it...

I write lot's of fanfiction!! (Although you probs guessed already...) Mainly for Animes. Currently, my timetable when i get home after school is...

Eat, h/w, write (or read) ff, eat, shower, write (or read) ff, sleep. I write for half an hour in the mornings. (I write too much)

Ni-Chan: Yes, you DO!

All the Icons I use (I like to change them fairly frequently) are my own. AKA, I made them. I hope you like them! If you like any, PM me, and I can email them to you, or something...

I WILL (eventually) put up a link to some of them... when I get round to it...

Ni-Chan: Lazy

Mit-Chan: Oy!

Ni-Chan: Hehe!


This is important info!

Mit-chan: My computer has crashed and now hates me, so I cannot review on this computer anymore (IE, my computer). I can still BETA, or upload stories, or anything, but I can't review. Sorry.


)(INFO ABOUT ME!!)(


Name: Mit-chan, Jessie

Real name: I'm not telling you!! #Sticks tongue out#

Gender: (Mit-chan: Should I tell them?
Ikuto: yeah.
Mit-chan: okay, then!) Girl! #thumbs up#

Age: (Mit-chan: Should I tell them this?
Ikuto: yes!
Mit-chan: But... I wanna be your girlfriend!
Ikuto: what's that got to do with anything?) younger than Ikuto (Nooo!) (Ikuto: oh.) but older than Amu (Score!) (Ikuto: damn, she's clingy without even getting near me physically! Argh! You're almost as bad as Utau!
Mit-chan: I don't care! Now you can be my boyfriend! I'm older than Amu, so it's okay!
Ikuto: Do i get a say in this?
Mit-chan: augh... fine.
Ikuto: no.
Mit-chan: that's why i wasn't going to let him have a say in this...)

Eye and hair colour: Brown... like chocolate! (Mit-chan: well, not quite, but close enough.
Ikuto: Chocolate sounds nice...
Mit-chan: Yay! Ikuto's flirting with me!
Ikuto: #rolls eyes# will you stop taking everything i say so seriously! Sheesh...)

Height:...short? or am i average? i need to pay more attention to the real world... #sweatdrops#

Friends: Earplugs(DII-CHAN ON THIS WEBSITE) (OF COURSE!), Ni-chan(MEMEMEMEME. I'm not self obssessed, honestly), Wareny, Zowen/Schnee, CJW08, Benny

Imaginary Friends: Jessie (My would-be self), Mitch (He's a guy), Charlie (She's a girl!), Sue, Philip (Ni-Chan: Can I meet them?

Mit-chan: Don't ask me!)

Boyfriend: Ikutoooooooo!! (I wish!) (Ikuto: no.

Jessie: Maybe you should leave him in peace, mit-chan...

Mit-chan: -pouts- ...)

Current Fav Anime: Shugo Chara! (Well that's where my boyfriend lives!) (Ikuto: who told her? #sends death glares out#)

Current Fav Manga: Fruits Basket (It's where one of my friend's future husband lives! Momiji!)

Ni-Chan: I will marry Momijii!! YAY!!

Momiji: Yay!...wait, i'm not supposed to be here...wrong place, oopsie!

Mit-chan: Ni-chan... don't let him get lost! Ikuto, same goes for you! Actually, Ikuto, keep an eye on Amu...

Amu: I won't get lost!

Me: Ever read fanfiction...?

Likes: My boyfriend, (Ikuto: get. away. from. me. actually, no don't. #smirks#
Mit-chan: perv! But, yay!
Ikuto: it was a joke) talking, writing and making lots of noise! (Ni-Chan: Me too!
Wareny: specially in waitrose when we're debating about chocolate/margarine/flour (delete as appropriatte)
Ni- Chan: Yay, that's me!)

Current percentage of life spent rambling on things that no one including myself understands?: umm... lots? I suck at maths!

Ni- Chan: Not as much as me!

dii chan: ooooh a website!!

mit-chan: Yes. It is...

Ni-Chan: Where? A website where?

Jessie: I think she means here...

Current posting guests: Ikuto, Amu, their Charas, Ni-chan (that's her nickname), Jessie and... Me? (Mit-chan: Kyo~-kun! Wanna join with Yuki and Tohru? Shigure can come too, so Ikuto and him can discuss the ways of the perv! Ni-chan will probably bring Momiji...
Kyo: With that damn rat? No way! Well, maybe on occassion...
Shigure: There's another perv? Is he year of the dog?
Ikuto: Im a cat. Hey! Orange head!
Kyo: Shut up!
Ikuto: Look! #points to Kyo# another cat... #points to Shigure# and a another perv...
Shigure: Yay! Let's start up a perv club!
Mit-chan: Whatever...)

Heh. If you don't understand half the things I say, you are normal!

Ni-Chan: ...Huh...what did you say about me...?

Mit-chan: Doesn't matter...

Ikuto: She didn't say anything, did she?

Jessie: -shrugs- I don't know. I'm sorry... -sniffs-

Ikuto: -sweatdrops- for what??

Fav Pairings:

AmuxIkuto, Amuto (Shugo Chara!)

SakuraxShaoran, Sakuran (Cardcaptor Sakura)

TohruxKyo, Kyohru (Fruits Basket)

(Ni-Chan: What about 'Ni-ChanxMomiji, Nimiji' It goes! Yay!

Mit-chan: Not really...)

Whatever. I'm done rambling randomly. If you wanna see or read more ramblings to scramble your already confudled brain, take a look at my LJ account! (I dare you!)

check out Earplug's website!

ditchan: GO THERE OR DIE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Ni-Chan: Or we will chop off your heads and...

Mit-Chan: -sweatdrops- We get the point!


My imaginary friends!


)(Michi )(

Michi is rather short tempered. His hair and eyes are a light blue. His skin is pale and he has a tendency to flail when annoyed/irritated/angry. He is curious, but his curiosity sometimes gets the better of him. He is teased often, usually be moi! He is Charlie's twin.


)(Sue)(

Sue is the sweetheart of the group. Always kind and polite, she worries for everyones well being. She is close friends with Charlie. She has strawberry blonde hair (aka, ginger) and green eyes. She is good at giving advice. Sometimes a bit clumsy. Terrible sense of direction.


)(Charlie)(

Charlie's REAL name is Charlotte, but she doesn't like it because she says it is too 'girly'. She is Michi's twin sister and the older of the two. She too has a short temper, but it's not as bad as her brother's. She is not very good at cooking and tends to take her fury out of the food she prepares. She has dark blue hair and eyes.


)(Philip)(

Philip is different from the rest, although everyone is pretty strange anyway. He has blonde hair and dark eyes; no one is sure exactly WHAT colour his eyes are, so they just say black. He has a habit of singing to the flowers and grass in his garden and breaks into song on random occassions. He is always smiling and loves to give advice, but it's not always good.


Okay! So those are my imaginary characters! They are my friends! I also forgot to mention Mit-chan!

Mit-chan is basically my other self: Loud, hyper, confident, happy, smiley. She is original and follows her own path, not caring what others think of her. She likes 007 at the end of her usernames, because she wants to be a spy! Although she wouldn't make a very good one... She sucks at cooking! She isn't bothered much about what people say to her.( So...is Ni-Chan like...meant to be quiet and stuff...? Ah, well. I AM LOUD!)

I have another would-be self, but she hasn't really got a name yet. I'll give her one now! Jessie.

Jessie is my OTHER would-be self. Jessie is the opposite to Mit-chan: Quiet, sensible, calm, neutral, low self-esteem. She follows the crowd and is bothered about what people think of her. She would make a good spy because she is so quiet. She doesn't like to be alone and worries a lot. She is good at cooking. She is very sensitive to what people say to her.

Yes, I am like them BOTH! I switch between being completely like one of them, to being a bit of both, to completely like the other! Usually, I'm like Mit-chan or a bit of both. Although I have never been confident, unless I am fully Mit-chan! Mit-chan NEVER thinks before she speaks, and would always push Jessie away. She wasn't a bully, she was just very confident, and Jessie would hide in a corner, waiting for her turn to come out. Basically, it took a while for Jessie to get a bit more confident. Now, I like to believe that Jessie is making herself more known, but I don't want her to over-ride Mit-chan. That's why people say I'm a bit strange (I THINK that's the reason!) but I don't mind! Mit-chan is starting to help me get over what people say, because they can't hurt me with words. All I have to do is believe in myself (Cheesy, I know) and I'll be fine! Suprisingly, it works...

It's confusing, I know. To simplify things, just look at Jessie as another posting guest, but a SPECIAL posting guest, like Ni-chan.

Now... about my profile... The reason my usernames are always Mit-chan007 is because that is mainly my character online. Jessie prefers face-to-face conversation because it makes her feel a bit more confident.

Jessie: Yes...


anyway, hope you enjoy my stories!

Ikuto: Hey... #reads profile# why am i YOUR boyfriend?

dii chan: I.AM.THE.BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

Ni-Chan: MEMEMEMEMEME! I'M THE BEST!!

Amu: #reads draft of future story# why is Ikuto my boyfriend?

Ikuto: Huh? Where does it say that? #looks for story# Oh yer! Score! #reads part of it# I like this one!

Amu: #sweatdrops# Perv...

Mit-chan: please enjoy my stories!

Ni-Chan: (...They're good)

Mit-chan: #blush#

dii chan: I EAT CHEESE FOR BREAKFAST!!

Jessie: Hello... Um, dii chan is here too...

Ni-Chan: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, dii-Chan! Can I be your friend?

Ikuto: -seductive tone- Amu...

Amu: -blush- somebody help me...

Ikuto: -edges closer- aren't you gonna follow the script??

Mit-chan: No way! You can't Ikuto! She's only... 12 or 13, but still! And you're 18, so it's just weird!

Ikuto: And who writes the stuff?

Ni-Chan: I tell her this every day!

Mit-chan: Yeah, but... THAT'S DIFFERENT!

Jessie: What is actually in the story?

Ni-Chan: -whispers to Jessie-

Jessie: -Giggles-

Mit-Chan: Niii-Chaaaaaan!

Ni-Chan: Uwaaaah! Don't kill me!

Amu: Perverted Ikuto.

Ikuto: You're just as perverted, little kid.

Amu: I-I'm not! Perverted old man!

Mit-chan: Whoa! Amu, he's only 18!

Ikuto: Yeah! And you keep contradicting yourself...

Mit-chan: Stop talking like your older than me!

Ikuto: -sweatdrops- I AM older than you...

Mit-chan: You are NOT! Well, you are, but that doesn't change anything! -Goes into daydream-

Ni-Chan: Um, Mit-Chan... -Waves hand in front of face-

Ikuto: Whatever... can Amu and I make out now?

Mit-chan: IT DOESN'T SAY THAT IN THE SCRIPT!

Ikuto: It does now...

Mit-chan: PERVERTED OLD MAN!!

Ikuto: She keeps on contradicting herself!

Amu: I'm confused...

Jessie: I am too, just a little...

Ni-Chan: Me too..

Amu: They're having a really long conversation... arguement.

Jessie: Yes...

Amu: Let's ditch 'em.

Ni-Chan & Jessie: Okay... -leave with Amu-


By the way, if you know me personally, then i will finally reveal why i talk to myself at school...

Never!!

(Ni-Chan, Amu and Jessie return)

dii chan: BE NICE TO MIT AND JESSIE OR I WILL PERSONALLY COME AND KILL YOU!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Ni-chan: Hey, I wanted to say that!

Mit-chan: Dii? You're gonna scare the readers...

Ikuto: She just LEFT!

Mit-chan: I'm bored of arguing...

Ni-Chan & Jessie: WE ARE TOO!

Ikuto: Then can I go and make out with Amu NOW?

Mit-chan: No. Perverted old, young man!

Ikuto: That's just weird!

Mit-chan: Whatever!

Ni-Chan: Ikuto...why don't you just go and snog Mit-Chan? (Mit-Chan:Thankyou!) I mean, it would get her to shut up!

Ikuto: Suductively Maybe I'll just kiss you...

Ni-Chan: Uwaaaaah! Get him away from me! Why am I the only one who doesn't want to kiss Ikuto? Anyway, I have Momiji...Goes into a daydream

Mit-Chan: Sniff Whatever, traitor.

Oh yeah! if i can't be bothered to sign in, i might leave reviews under the name jess brooks. or jess. or jessica. or jessie. Whatever, but that's my pen name when i don't sign in. Not my real name though. Or maybe Mit-chan007 if I'm thinking straight.

Oh yeah2! most of my reviews start off with 'Shugoi!' 'wow!' 'amazing!' that kind of thing. Don't ask why, they just do, okay?

Oh yeah3! And this is a BIG 'oh yeah!'. I will take requests, but I don't write higher ratings than T. Don't ask, don't nag about it. I just won't, okay? Although it also depends on the genre. If she wants to or doesn't mind, Ni-chan might do some, too. (Sorry Ni-chan! I'll let you know at school Decline if you want!) I love Romance/dramas and am good at writing them. I also like humour but i suck at writing it. others... i don't know. anyway, i take requests, okay?

Oh yeah4! Ni-chan is a real person! She goes to my school and is in my class. We kind of share the account. She has an over-active imagination like me (and is obsessed with Torchwood)(Ni-Chan:Am not!) which is why we share it.

Oh yeah5! The reviews are sent to my email, so the reason It's only ever me who replies to reviews, not Ni-chan, is because i get the emails. Ni-chan can PM you, though, since you don't need my email to. If you want to PM Ni-chan, say so, and I will carry word to her. Just to let you know!


Quotes (there WILL be repeats!)

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (It's happened a few times okay.)

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. (I wear it, doesn't mean I'm that stupid.)

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

Also, this is the reason you can't beta your own work. No matter how correct your work looks there is always a mistake, no one is perfect!!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fang 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott! If you believe that Fang is hott, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.(Me: well, ... not really. ;) Heh. )

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now (me:coughBUScough) because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?" (me: or "New Feet?")

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! repost this if you agree.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! (Me: Makes me think of MR...)

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! (Me: besides, that means he's still available...tehehe...)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in/No way! Crazy is when you manage to get two whole classes doing a chant and routine you made up for the sake of it (and because it sounded cool)/ If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever danced around your first period classroom before the bell rang and everyone was at their lockers and acted like a fairy just for the heck of it, C&P this to your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, vampgirl8

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile,

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

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If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

Valid Questions That I Want Answers For

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
3. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
5. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
6. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
13. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
19. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
20. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road

Steriotypes that MUST define me

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.\
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive..
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
"I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo."(I write poetry)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

vampgirl8 supports Gay Rights, Why? Becasue she has freinds that are Bisexual, a lesbian, or Also Gay.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'

'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'

'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.

Vampgirl8's Fave Quotes:

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'-Aristotle

'When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.'-Anonymous

'I think people proclaim their love too easily. I will never seriously tell someone I love them if I don't mean it, so when I do say it, know that you now hold my heart in your hands.'-Vampgirl8

'It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.'-Lord Alfred Tennyson

'It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them and a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.'-Anonymous

'Shut up and let me protect you!'-Inuyasha

'That's pretty bad when you can even give a half demon the creeps.'-Inuyasha

'How could I forget? He's into dead girls!'-Kagome

'He's basically a big cuddly puppy dog.'-Kagome

'Huggles!'-Vampgirl8

'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point?'-Vampgirl8

'So he was once a psychopath killer, he had a good reason. Besides, he's sexy, and that's all I need.'-Me about Gaara from Naruto

(More to come)

If you have ever spent ages reading C&P things on other peoples' profiles, copy and paste this into your profile so people can spend hours reading yours!

If you don't actually follow about 10-20 of the copy and paste things you copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

Can anyone point me in the right direction? You know; where to find my brain?

THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !

Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!

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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on your profile!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away

-huggles-

Quotes and Things
~ "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."
~ "You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."
~ "Love knows not age."
~ "Our lives are not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
~ "To the well organized mind, death is nothing but the next great adventure."
~ "To deal with words doesn’t make you brave. It’s with silence that cowards are beaten."
~ "You are the author of your own life story."
~ "It takes a boy to fight, but it takes a man to walk away from a fight."
~"It is better to haved loved and lost, than to never have loved at all."
~ "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we learn how to deceive."
~ "Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all."
~ "It takes nobility to give up love for virtues; it also takes stupidity."
~ "Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfil them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves."
~ "Love is like war; easy to begin. Hard to end. And impossible to forget."
~ "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; while loving deeply gives you courage."
~ "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
~ "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."
~ "If life can pass you by, there's no reason you can't catch up."
~ "A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you, saying, "Darn. We messed up."
~ "A best friend is a sister destiny forgot to give you."
~ “For Dumbledore. Not killing him was a sign of strength, not weakness.”
- Draco Malfoy, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by bulmablue-eyes

~ "It is not that war creates monsters, it is that war brings out the monsters that are already hidden inside."
~ "Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking."
~ "When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say."
~ "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
~ "Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
~ "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
~ "Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything."
~ When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.
~ Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
~ I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
~ A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
~ "Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days"
~"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'"

W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d

T w o L e g s T o W a l k

T w o E y e s T o S e e

T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n

B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?

B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e

W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d

~ On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK."

~ Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

~ Life is like a haircut. Some are long, some are short. Some are good, some are bad... and some people really need to get one.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~ Behind every great man is a woman who's about to pass him.

~ Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.

~ Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.

~ Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.

~ Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.

~ Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

~ Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

~ If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

~ The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

~ Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

~ In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Copy-and-Pastes: Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why people put these copy and paste things into their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few people that do not make cracks like "That's gay" to insult gay people, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), blackpearl.fantasy (I loved it! tried doing it on purpose afterwards, didn't work), Caramel Crazy

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is worthless, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you like to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you got mad at Lizzie for killing Jack but you still love her because she was so awesome in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

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+Smileys are kewl.
+Penguins are kewl.
+But not as kewl as Harry Potter.(copy and paste into your profile to spread world peace and Harry Potterness)

( ) ( ) This is Pastoolio the
( o o ) Amber and Ashley hating bunny
() _() If you hate Amber and Ashley,
(_)(_)Copy this into your profile

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Sakurauchiha12,Ms.Wipe Me Down, Caramel Crazy,

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you are a Nejiten fan then copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a Sasusaku fan then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you are sick of that stupid Bunny, and like cats better:

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(゚、 。 7 - meow?
l、 ~ヽ
じしf, )ノ

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

~ Hey, what the hell, right? Ya never know...

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah.
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the hard wall I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

-sobs- Emotional, ne? POOR SARAH!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto!/NO! Crazy is getting two whole classes at your school doing a routine and chant for no reason whatsoever!// If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Funny Stuffs I've Found

~ When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ...

~ Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', it comes out to be 'Woman hitler'?

~ Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

~ Like Daddy always said: If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, baffle ‘em with nonsense.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

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FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, Caramel Crazy - Ravenclaw

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian! (Written by Zutara-Princess)

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Got this in an e-mail, found it here on ff...

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

Valid Questions That I Want Answers For

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
3. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
5. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
6. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
13. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
19. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
20. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road

Steriotypes that MUST define me

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.\
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive..
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
"I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo."(I write poetry)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

Copied from Carmel Crazys Profile

~ If you would ask me whether you are pretty, I’d say no.
If you would ask me whether I like you, I’d say no.
If you would ask me whether you are in my heart, I’d say no.
If you would ask me whether I’d cry if you’d walk away, I’d say no.
So you’d turn to walk away. And I’d grab your arm and say;
You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful,
I don’t like you, I love you,
You’re not in my heart, you are my heart,
And I wouldn’t cry if you’d walk away, I would die.
- A letter from James to Hermione in, "Just Too Tempting" by Avadne

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Ni-Chan: Big huuuuuuuuuug. #Squeezes Momijii#)


A mathematical thing I found on FTD's profile page. Cool!

From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98 percent

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96 percent

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100 percent

AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4) = 101 percent. Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!


a name thing i found on FTD's profile page. Cool too!

1. Your real name (well, that’s my secret, but I’ll use my middle name): Jess

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Sejsx

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Jes-izzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Wolf

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Jess Grange (How terribly Soap Opra-ish!)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Ashem

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Coke (So scary…)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Roberta John

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Holly (doesn’t sound very goth to me :P)

Ni-Chan: Me, my turn!

1. Your real name ((Not telling you! Sticks out tongue)I don't have a middle name, so I'll just use Ni-Chan): Ni-Chan

2. Your Nobody name: Nix (Cool!)

3. Your Gangsta name: Nin-izzle

4. Your Detective name: Black Lion (or Black Lynx, but I AM NOT IKUTO!!)

5. Your Soap Opra name (As I said before, no middle name, but I'll use Kaede ('Cause I like the name)): Kaede Pine

6. Your Star Wars name: Steni (Nice one!)

7. Your Super Hero name: Blue Water (Aah, soo scary)

8. Your Witness Protection name: Staniswawa Keith (Hmm, strange...)

9. Your Goth Name: Black Shadow (Now that's what I call gothy!)


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.


I'm boooooored!! -.-

Ikuto: go discuss weird and random far-too-fast-talked things with Ni-chan person...

Ni-Chan: Yay! Talkfasttalkfasttalkfasttalkfast!

Amu: Don't leave me alone with him!

Mit-chan: Don't worry! Shigure is here!

Amu: Yeah, just leave me with two extremely perverted guys... #glances at them, talking happily# They actually enjoy each other's company!

Mit-chan: stay with Momiji. He'll look after you.

Amu: Where is he?

Mit-chan: #groan...# Ni-chan?! Did you lose Momiji?

Ni-Chan: Waaaaaah. My love of my life turned into a rabbit...cool!

Jessie: Thank you! for reading our stories! We all appreciate it!

Mit-chan: Yup!

Ni- Chan: Yup, yup!

Ikuto: Your shared profile sure is full of junk, huh?

Ni-Chan: (Er, well, it pretty much is. Nice, exciting junk, though!)

Mit-chan: Shut up, perverted man (and you, Ni-Chan!)!

Ikuto: Can't make your mind up any more?

Amu: No, I think she just wants to avoid another arguement.

Ni-Chan: She can't resist you...

Jessie: ...Because your stubbornness and looks make her really want to k-

Mit-chan: That's enough from everyone else! Now, we will see you and bibi!!

Jessie: Oh! Bye!

Ni-Chan: Bysie bye!

Ikuto: I'm never going to find out, am I...?

Mit-chan: NO.

Ni-Chan: Hehe!

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The Taming of the Shrew by ozykingofkings reviews
Ig, a new student at Padua High falls in love with Nudge. However, Nudge can't date unless her sister Max does. There's just one problem: Max hates guys. What happens when Fang is paid to take out Max? Will Fang be able to tame the shrew?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Max, Fang
The Prince and The Maid by CoryAvellana reviews
An Amuto romance story. Got the whole story planned out now... just gotta write it down lol :D
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
How Wrong I Was by kyuuketsukiAkuma-chan reviews
Amu's prince finally falls for her. But she has another person to love. rated M just in case
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Pirate Smile by happylandfill reviews
More 'adventures' with Patch & Nora after Hush, Hush. Rated T for now for epic sexy bits & explicit language.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/14/2009
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
A lesson with Miss Nora Grey by To Live Forever reviews
The only reason I had agreed to tutor Patch in the first place, was solely for the prospect of having the seating plan reversed and being able to sit back next to Vee again.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,084 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
A Beauty In Walking Away by Wayward Victorian Girl reviews
Amu is finally done with the past. The breakup, the cheating, the lying. She is ready to let it all go. And with the help of Ikuto, Tadase and her other guardian friends the future doesn't look so bad. Amu POV, Amuto, rated T for language and themes
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
It's Just One of Many by TheBaconLord reviews
Well, it's going to be a series of one-shots. Mainly Amuto based. Rating may go higher in the future, so yah.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,000 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Ikuto x Amu: Our Lines by xluce reviews
:Amuto: No one could even imagine what Amu was experiencing. Family torn apart, being betrayed by friends, could this be any worse? Mo one feels her pain. No one. -DISCONTINUED-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Avatar:Rebirth Chronicles by A.R. Fredrick II reviews
In this chapter Jake discovers that a new battle is brewing, as Neytiri relives a horror from her past. What dangers are in store for our heroes? What about Norm? Mature themes and realistic character portrayal. Revision notes in prologue! Need Beta!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,362 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri
Cat Nap by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Amu catches Ikuto sleeping only to have him turn the tables on her. Trapped against the ground with a sleeping PURRING Ikuto lying atop her...how is she going to get out of this mess...and without alerting him to the situation. Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Allure by sillysac reviews
Something in the air changed...as his hand brushed my upper arm softly. The heat from the afternoon disappeared, as if I had been plunged into a freezer. Goosebumps erupted across my skin. Patch froze, sensing the difference too. "Your skin is cold."
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,985 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Sweet Art by SugarHoney91 reviews
Ikuto is a third year in high school and Amu is his art teacher. Amu is actually a second year in collage and practicing to be a teacher. Ikuto, her student, keeps teasing her. AMUTO!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008
Strawberry Witch by Cookie-chan91 reviews
Hinamori Amu is a young witch in training that’s transferred to Seiko Academy where she will be among other magical users like herself. But what are these feelings she starts to develop for a certain popular boy... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,984 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Dirty Dancing Card Series: Clover by Kiinari reviews
Can Amu stand being in the heat? Especially with four hot bishounens at her tail? A whole lot of chaos and madness are to be unleashed. -Amuto- Slight Tadase/Amu, Nagihiko/Amu, Kukai/Amu etc...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Give Me a Sign! by An Fox reviews
Amu wanted a sign to decide between Tadase and Ikuto. She got her 5th shugo chara , same egg design just purple but but no heart,clover, spade, diamond, nothing.No sign or is it? Now back to square one, who to chose? Amuto. COMPLETED.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
The Fluff Chronicles by Completely Dipendente reviews
Short One-Shots full of fluff. DavexGee. Maybe some other characters in later chapters. Please Review. I Love you Guys
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Dave, Georgia N.
Then And Now by The-Lady-Isis reviews
The first five minutes after Jake wakes, finally a Na'vi truly, and realises how blind being born human has made him. I don't own anything.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Stargaze by Christy Tortland reviews
Her fierce facade wavered, and she glanced away again. Emboldened by her hesitation, I took another step towards her and added: "Neytiri, I want to understand you. I'm here to learn. What is it?" Jake/Neytiri oneshot. Sequel to 'Heartbeat.'
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Heartbeat by Christy Tortland reviews
When I opened my eyes, I glanced at him and saw him staring at me with such an intense expression that my breath caught, and I froze. After a second, I pulled my hand out of the water and swallowed. Jake/Neytiri oneshot.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
The Devil's Angel by NoticeTheRainbow reviews
If you need a summary the quote inside is hint of what the story will mostly be about. Please, Review! Thank You. The rating is Based on future events of the Story.
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,158 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sana, Akito
Scared To Love by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Fang can't tell Max how he feels about her, but can his subconcious persuade him to tell her before it's too late? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Dark is just a metaphor by couldbemoresonic reviews
Max wakes up in the middle of the night to find shadows coming to life. Realizing she is afraid of the dark, she tries her best to be strong, but what does the dark really mean? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Cookies 'n Cream by ColorTheSky reviews
One-shot. Someone can't sleep. All because of Home made ice cream. Its a witts battle. But someone wants something else... Who will satisfy their craving first...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Troubles by Dr34mer reviews
Howl is worried that a baby would be a burden but Sophie still wants one. What happens when she thinks Howl doesn't want a baby because of her? what happens when she uses magic to change herself for him? And how will Howl feel about her now...?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
One Fine Day by Miss. Bra reviews
A cute story about the fledging affection between Sophie Hatter and Howl Pendragon. Can Howl overcome the burden of a new heart? And what happens when Justin makes an appearance in Sophie's life, can Howl put everything aside and claim Sophie as his?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,037 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Howl, Sophie H.
I Love You, Oniichan by CRAZINESSxp reviews
Tsukiyomi Ikuto and Hinamori Amu were friends since childhood. Amu loves Ikuto as a family, her onii-chan. But does Ikuto feels the same way towards her? AU. Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,160 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Matchmaking Process by BrokenCheshireCat reviews
Tsukiyomi Ikuto and Hinamori Amu have hated each other ever since they first laid eyes on one another. Unfortunately, things go haywire when their parents meet. Matchmaking parents are the worse, no? Or do they see beyond the hatred? Amuto -Complete-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,816 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - [Amu H., Ikuto T.] - Complete
Away From Home 2 by Samsafanfic reviews
The sequel to Away From Home. It was all a dream? Really? That is messed up- you all say? Well, really, maybe it can become a reality. You have to read Away from Home for this to make sense. My Second Shugo Chara and Story. Hope you love it! Please Review
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
Return of the Cat Boy by vampgirl8 reviews
This was my first fanfic. It's very old. Read if you want, but keep that in mind. It's not perfect, so expect some errors in the details. Summary: Sixteen year old Amu is in love with Ikuto, who has been missing for four years. She has been depressed since his leaving, but when he returns, Amu is quickly restored to her former self, and a betting war of epic proportions begins.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,432 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
The Rise of a New Superhero by lionet reviews
One day, Amu transforms with Yoru and the catgirl is born! The transformation brings trouble and Amu begins finding herself in constant danger. Her social life, not to mention her actual life is at risk while rumors of a catgirl floats around school. Amut
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,981 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary ,return! by Tsuyoki Ryuujin-hana Natsume reviews
on one of ikuto's nightly prowls in Amu's room ,he finds her diary. Amu is now on a chase that will lead her to her diary ,and perhaps a love. Amuto XD
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
An Angel's Love by La Vie Musicale reviews
AU- What would happen if Ikuto died one day, but wasn't supposed to? What if he meets his guardian angel? What would happen if he fell in love with her? Could love between them even be possible? -Amuto- Yay!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,647 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Modeling Amu by Jewel Doll reviews
COMPLETE! Amu starts modeling with her guardian friends except for Yaya and Easter's workers, Ikuto and Utau. Two new chracters...do you think they'll have charas? AMUTO! My first fanfic-correct me if you must.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Tohru's Secret by MysticSorceror reviews
When Tohru learns she's pregnant she hopes to keep it secret from the rest of the family, but there's one problem, she doesn't know the father and more than one guy loves her. Fluff, plot twists, surprises and some angst. Kyoru, Yukeru and Momiru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 210,341 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Tohru H. - Complete
30 Minutes by ClockwiseDoom reviews
When Easter decides to eliminate Ikuto and Amu all together, the two are on the run with only their love to keep them safe, while the doubts of their romance linger on both of their minds and danger lurks all around them. Will time be on their side? AXI
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,428 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Holiday Treats by SugarHoney91 reviews
Original name Trick or Treat but I decided to make more holiday one-shots. Enjoy!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Love Is Painful by Natsuya801923 reviews
Amu promised herself that she would never fall in love ever again because of an accident. But what happens when a certain cat comes along? –AMUTO- Rated T for safety
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Broken Glass by Crimson Zephyr reviews
*DISCONTINUED!* Hinamori Amu not only lost her Guardian Charas, but her memory as well after a fatal accident. With Easter getting closer to the Embryo, how will the other Guardians handle everything without the Joker by their side? AMUTO!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Strawberry and Cream by SugarHoney91 reviews
My first fanfic ever! When will Amu realize that she is in love with Ikuto and what obstacles do they have to overcome? Amuto! Final chapter is out!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
It Can Never Be by RizenWingZ reviews
He still loved her... And she loves him back... But they were impossible to be... Oneshot! and now I'm making it as a chapter story! First Amuto... Just read it... haha..
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008
What One Should Never Do for a Stray Cat by LilyGinnyBlack reviews
You know what they say about stray cats: 1. Never feed them food, because then they'll just come back asking for more and 2. Never let them in your house, because then they'll never go away... Amuto IkutoXAmu
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Pull the Trigger by peaceful abyss reviews
What do you want?" Such a simple question, he smirked. Her naïve personality lured him in like a predator to its prey. Her eyes stared curiously into his own dark orbs. He leaned closer to the girl, and a ghost of a whisper graced his lips. "I want you."
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Gang Lilly by willowchara reviews
Easter is moving forward to get the Embryo. Sayuri used to have the Lock, but feels that something much greater is coming to her. As she tries to fulfill her duties, will feelings get in the way? Rated T to be safe. Romance/Drama/Humor Sequel to Chara Neo
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Ikuto T.
The Violinist's Phone by Kiinari reviews
Amu had always admired the violinist named Tsukiyomi Ikuto. Yet due to her bad luck, she had failed to go to his concert and her radio breaks down whenever she played his music. But can one phone message change it all? -Amuto-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,697 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
In Love and In Paris by Psychedelic-dreams reviews
Sequel to "Moving?". Amu and Ikuto are finally together after 5 years of being apart. An adult relationship is more difficult than many think. How will they handle the many new experienes that come along the way? Lemon removed. Check A/N for details.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,932 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Ichigo to Koneko, Strawberry and Kitten by Faery of Night reviews
Amu X Ikuto. Childhood friend type story. T because I had planned for more romance than there is but it didn't happen that way. Romance in later chapters!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
The Azure Haired Girl by KidPanda reviews
*Gasp* The Guardians all have kids. Makato and Rikku seem in love what about Asagi and Riku what about Amu and Ikuto!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Horrible Things to do to the Shugo Chara! Cast by Faery of Night reviews
I was bored, and I have a severe writers block. My attempt at humor.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
Bet On It! by Emerald Twin Blade reviews
Utau bets Ikuto that he couldn't be nice for 24 hours straight... He takes the bet. But what happens when Nice!Ikuto hangs out with Amu all day long? Amuto! XDD! -ON HIATUS-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
Believe me by Sakuras Heart Healer reviews
Amu's convinced Ikuto is using her and when he finds this out he tries to convince her other wise will she be taken by his attempts to sway her or will she turn her back and break her heart in the process...Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Fireworks by Sakuras Heart Healer reviews
Amu agreed to watch the fireworks with Ikuto but how does she react when he doesn't show? Will he show? Or will he leave her depressed and alone? Find out! Sorry for sucky summery!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Spell Mistake by kmbloomy reviews
It was a simple spell mistake, honest! but.....wait! What happened to Sophie! read and find out, review please! based off of what I've read of the book so far. yes, there is a book!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Moving? by Psychedelic-dreams reviews
Amu is moving but she doesn't want to go. Her love for Ikuto has not been confessed yet. How will she tell everyone that she is going away? AMUTO!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Love Life Muddles by SnowPrincess868 reviews
My first EVER fanfic! YaY! Amu got stuck in a burning building she's been in a coma for a whole week. What will happen when she comes home? Mostly Amuto and some AmuxOC. Rated T, maybe for a bit of kissing. Im not sure. Enjoy
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,695 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Cat's night in by Blue Rubin reviews
A cute story at the beginning of summer vacation. Is related to ep 26 a little, amu/ikuto pairing....please r&r..intended as a one-shot...developed into a chapter-story
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,995 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
As Lovers Go by Screaming Yo-yo reviews
All she wanted to do was whine. It wasn’t fair. It really wasn’t. It hadn’t been fair at all. But in reality it had been extremely fair which was by far the most aggravating thing about the whole situation Amu found herself in.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,599 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Sunburns and Comfort Kisses by Sakuras Heart Healer reviews
A trip to the water park leaves Amu immoblie and in tears she never expected to be comforted, especial not by Ikuto....Amuto! Rated T just in case nothing really to worry bout!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Confusion by kashiena reviews
Amu is rejected by Tadase, and she slips into such a depression that her parents decide to send her away to an expensive private school in the city. Unfortunately, this also happens to be the school that Ikuto is going to! Amuto! there is also an OC!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Decisions and Concequences by La Vie Musicale reviews
Hello! this is my first fanfic and im really excited! This is kinda Amuto and Tadamu but more Amuto than Tadamu! i hope you enjoy and please rate!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Trying to love you by Barefooted Cinderella Girl reviews
Love isn't always easy. It's hard to obtain and it's not always to the liking of others. It's all about understanding each other, will they pull it off? Amuto!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Secret of the Bracelet by Sakuras Heart Healer reviews
Ikuto and Amu are seen hanging around eachother, the other guardians aren't happy. When Tadasa shoves a hurtful truth in Amu's face, will she cast it away or believe it. Will she believe her heart or the words of another?..AMUTO!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Cookies for Oniitan by Laura Schiller reviews
Tadase has held a grudge against his former friend Ikuto for three years. When Ikuto shows up on his balcony to explain, will his anger get in the way of a reconciliation?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Ikuto T., Tadase H. - Complete
A Wish from the Heart by Laura Schiller reviews
Suu falls in love.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sū, Y. Nikaidou - Complete
Chara Neo by willowchara reviews
A redone Shugo Chara! Airon Yanagi is an employee of Easter. She feels imprisoned. She wants out. But will meeting Ikuto change what she wants? Her fears? Will she risk anything to save him, or is she still her first priority? Read and review, please!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Ikuto T. - Complete
dairy of the second tiger by Liam Sanders reviews
this story takes place in the futer when Kisa and Hiro marry and have a daughter. this girl however is the year of the tiger just like her mom.its basicly a diary she keeps growing up
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Kisa S., Hiro S.
Volume Two: Holding On by Kyonkichi-san reviews
Sequel to "Simple Words" - Kyo and Tohru have arrived in Hawaii. They start a new life and all seems to be going fine, until something bad happens. Now, Kyo and Tohru struggle to finally break the curse once and for all.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Stuck in Bed! by amuxikuto43ver reviews
When Amu sprains her ankle and she's home alone? Who's She going to turn to? IKUTO of course. Join these two for some love lol xD
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
In Which Everything Is Rather Full of Kittens by ChocolateEclar reviews
HMC fic. “What do you want to be when you grow up, sweetie?” The boy’s face lit up with pleasure. That was a simple question to him and Sophie dreaded the response before he had given it. “A cat,” he answered. In which Sophie and Howl raise their children
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
My feelings by melrocks622 reviews
Ikuto thinks about his feelings for Amu and how he hopes that one day they will reach her. Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
The War For Amu by xAmuletLightx reviews
Hmm...Many many couples. Including new characters old characters Shugo Charas. Any way enjoy I only now what will happen in the end do you?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
The Perfect Drawing by Izumi Nonohara reviews
Miki draws a picture, but decides she doesn't like it and throws it out. To what lengths will Yoru go to retrieve it, and more importantly, what did she draw?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Amuto OneShots by xAmuletLightx reviews
Tadase or Ikuto? Who will Amu pick? One-shots
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
Chocolate: Unclichéd by Arisadonna reviews
Valentine's Day—such an overly cliché holiday of chocolate-giving and confessions. White Day—an even more annoying day where girls became even worse than they were before. But there's still one girl Ikuto's willing to give a return gift to.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Ami's Always Right by Takara Makoto reviews
Oneshot. Amu is now sixteen. She leaves Ami with Miki and Su to go cleanse an x-character and...who's the cute guy that just saved her? Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
She stole him away by iiTzSami reviews
Utau-centric - She stole him away from her, the only thing she loved was now taken from her. Hinamori Amu had committed a dreadful crime against Hoshina Utau, and that was stealing Tsukiyomi Ikuto's attention and affection.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Jealousy Can Take You Far by Kyandei reviews
“I can’t leave you alone,” Ikuto whispered, “I’m interested in you.” IkutoxAmu or Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Cat Bells by Earth Star reviews
Amu thinks of a way to get back at Ikuto for teasing her all the time. Amu/Ikuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Tricks by Samsafanfic reviews
He just decided to start a game when he was bored. Ikuto started making up different, fake holidays just to get close to Amu. Amu and Ikuto love story, a.k.a. Amuto. May contain Miki-Yoru love and other pairings. Read and Review. Rated T just in case.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Who Said Love Didn't Stink? by Samsafanfic reviews
Who ever said love didn't stink? Well, you know what? It did and I think it still does.- Ikuto meets Amu at the school dance. It's Amu's first high school year They dance, Ikuto is a pervert, and blah blah. Amuto 4ever. Please Review! Hope you like it!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
What Planet Are You From? by Rosethorn reviews
Howl Jenkins lives near Cardiff. Torchwood lives in Cardiff. Howl does magic. Torchwood finds magic...
Crossover - Diana Wynne Jones & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Away From Home by Samsafanfic reviews
-A forceful punch landed on Amu’s face. “You will do what I say, when I say it!” Demanded the attacker.- Amu is forced away from home, injured and passes out. Who is to find her except... Ikuto? My first Shugo Chara Fanfiction, please read and reveiw! TY!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Together in life, together in death by Helbaworshipper reviews
What if Alice had been injured greatly after defeating the darva? [one-shot] AlicexKyo
Alice 19th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
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X Charas reviews
Amuto. Easter has a new plan to find the Embryo. But Ikuto doesn't agree. Who will he turn to for help? Rated T just in case
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008
Promise reviews
Amu and Ikuto make each other a Promise. Will they keep it? What happens? Amuto. Please R&R. Rated T just in case.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
Performing Cats and Strawberries reviews
Amu joins a performing arts club. as do the guardians. and so do the Tsukiyomis. What will happen? Rated T for safety. Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
Kicking Stones reviews
Own character fanfic. A young girl, Rycii, witnesses another girl's soul being taken. Luckily, Death the Kid and the twins save her. How will she cope with the shock? DTKxRycii. Rated T just in case. Approved by chipmunks everywhere!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
Doubting You reviews
Oneshot. Jake is confused and doubtful about things. Takes place after Jake's been transferred permanently to his Avatar body. Oneshot. T just in case.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Amuto Oneshots, or Consecutive Stories reviews
Amuto. Series of One-shots, though some can be read as consecutive stories. It will say at the beginning of the story.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008
A Day Out reviews
Based on the Italian series, Rossana. Sana and Heric meet for a date. But then loads of stuff happens, and they end up lying in the grass under some trees. Maybe a oneshot, maybe a twoshot, maybe a series. Rated T just in case.
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akito, Sana - Complete
Old Friends, New Enemies reviews
Ni-chan's first independent fanfic! She's 22 now, and Amu has her own clothes brand, AMULET, but what happens when she meets a certain cat at the opening? Amuto. Rated T just in case. Summary may change.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008
A Forgotten Memory reviews
Chihiro has returned to the human world, but she and her parents have all forgotten about their encounter. They have now moved in and all live comfortably. But Chihiro still wonders... what was this nagging feeling? One-shot.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
TwistKiss reviews
The Guardians are at Amu's house, when a certain Cat turns up. Amuto. R&R. Rated T just in case. Final Chapter up.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Script Trouble reviews
One-shot. Random randomness with the Mabudachi Trio! Yay! Love 'em! Please R&R! Hatori and friends have a bit of trouble with scripts...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hatori S., Ayame S. - Complete