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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1578750, Profile Updated: 02-20-09
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

Name: Jaq

Country: Aussie

Footy Team (AFL): Collingwood Magpies

Fav Player: Dale Thomas

My Beta:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1717787/

Fav Quotes:

"Did you know 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" "'His name is shut the hell up.' " - Balla talking to Jacob

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face" - Emmet and Bella

"She’s diabolical" - Emmett

"So eager for eternal damnation" - Edward


I would love to have bella's life so much, i don't care about the getting hurt parts i just want edward and to be a vampire, but i would swap it to be married to Dale instead of edward, I'm sorry Edward but dale just out ranks you in my love life. But OMG! i would so love it if Dale and I were both vampires!

Disclaimers: this is just a disclaimer for ANYTHING that i write on here. I have this disclaimer so that i dont put it on every chapter. All of the characters ect belong to theor rightful owners and not me, and no matter how much i wish that i did own them, that's never going to happen.

LOVE-LIVE-TWILIGHT and I LOVE to distroy Jacob, just check out her story 101 ways to kill Jacob, and my name is also EXTREAMLY OBVIOUS!

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I Saw You Coming by Saritadreaming reviews
Bella has the gift of second sight. After a tragic accident, her world collides with Edward's. She is expecting him, but he is not ready for her. *** A/U Mostly Canon pairings. Vampire/Human/Wolfpack *INDIE NOMINEE *Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 254,779 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Condemning the Innocent by iloveedwardcullenthevampire reviews
This is a version of Twilight written as if Edward couldn't control himself that first day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2008
Fun and Games by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Oh No. It's April 1st, and you know what that means. It's the Cullen's favorite holiday! What will happen when Bella gets caught in the mix? What will she do to get revenge? --please read, I suck at summaries lol! *NEWLY UPDATED! YAY!** note: T rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
Silent Whispers by Runaway Moon reviews
She wasn't human. She wasn't vampire, werewolf, or shapeshifter so what exactly was she? Edward Cullen is left hanging whenever he encounters the new girl, Isabella Swan, because she isn't any species he knows of. Will he be able to uncover her secrets?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,021 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Bella by Privatee reviews
What would have happened if Edward attacked Bella on her first day of school during biology?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,831 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Beautiful Life, the Most Beautiful Dead by hillary adelheide reviews
“Alice saw you and called us begging me to come find you.” He paused for another moment. “Bella, Alice saw you here in the meadow and..” he stopped again, hesitating, and the look in his eyes was hard to interpret. “She saw you levitating.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,072 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008
daybreak by xSirenSongx reviews
Edward isn't the only one who can hear thoughts. Bella can also, but like Edward there is that one exception...him. What happens when she learns their secret? And what happens when the Cullen's find out that she already knows? A retelling of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,529 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Up by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullen kids and Bella gets sucked into the world of Harry Potter. What happens when they get sorted into the houses and starts to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? AU! Hehe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Too Late for Sorry by Tress Blues reviews
During NM. Victoria bit Bella on the beach and 90 years later, Bella and her new coven are back in Forks. But what happens when our favourite vampire family comes back too? Sparks will fly and tension grows to new heights as danger looms...ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If It Were A Perfect World by Jaro-ship reviews
The Moroi world if Dimitri hadn't died at the end of the Shadow Kiss. A little on the OOC side, SK spoilers, all that fun jazz. Have fun! FINISHED.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Start by dehdah2008 reviews
Bella is bitten by James, Edward is to late to keep her from changing. how will bella turn out will she have powers. how will she react to moving to alaska
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,588 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008
A New Chance To Live by FairyNinjaPrincess reviews
Bella commits suicide right after Edward tells her he doesn't want her. Bella wakes up in a white world. There's a man standing there. Who is he and can he give Bella a chance to live again? Not your average Edward leaves Bella. Please give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alternate Ending for New Moon by jaxidy reviews
This story picks up in the toward the end of NM when Bella is trying to save Edward from the Volturi. This time she's not fast enough to get there first... This is going to break your heart... but Jacob's more. Please re-read ch.8 before reading ch.9
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
All I want is you! by lions-lamb-4ever reviews
Edward is coming back to Forks in NM. Bella can't get over Edward. When she sets out to meet him, what happens when Jacob intercedes with inhuman strength. What will happen to Jacob when Edward finds out Jacob has kept from Bella and what he did to herExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,732 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promises by Aition reviews
Rose set's off looking for Dimitri, what happens when she finds him? Happy times and bad times are bound to begin, but in the end what will be left? found out by reading PROMISES now. set after Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,147 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
My rendition of breaking dawn by iloveedwardcullenthevampire reviews
This is basically my version of Breaking Dawn. It will have the wedding Bella's change, her powers even the Volturi. Jacob and the pack also comes into play.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,227 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Moonlight by horizontal stripes43 reviews
Edward finally changes Bella. But what will they do when Aro comes after them? What will happen when Bella trys to escape? Will Edward save her? NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Bella - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Princess by Pixel Alice reviews
What happens when Bella sudenly leaves while the Cullens hunt. Who is this Lilian girl and why does she call Bella "Mommy". Read and find out. Sorry I suck at summaries. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Indecision by Fudgie-chan reviews
It's nearly time for Bella and Edward to get married. But something goes horribly wrong! Which leads from one disaster to another.... Read to find out! EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Breaking Midnight by Bellashouldvebeen reviews
Used to be what I thought Breaking Dawn would be but now its going a different direction. Usual Pairings. Hope you enjoy it. Twists ahead. Whats going on with Bella's freaky little brain.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,166 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Edward, Bella
Childhood with An Angel by fragile-person reviews
When Bella was only four years old her parents died, leaving her to live her life with the mysterious Cullens in Forks. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,825 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Honey Moon by Orchidone1 reviews
Bella and Edward have been married, now he is taking her on a Honey Moonn to Paris. When Clara and the rest of the Voltri bring up trouble for the Cullen family, including Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Moonlight by Mrs. Swan reviews
Bella has is standing at the altar, ready to marry Edward, the man of her dreams. After the wedding though, EVERYTHING seems to go wrong. All of the Cullens start to regret having Bella, and the were-wolves want to kill her. Will she survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
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We have to get Ang, it’s very important! reviews
Angela sat up screaming her head off... The cloaked figure moved swiftly across the room to Angela..." Something is out to get Angela. What is it about Angela that has the cloaked figure breaking into the Cullen's house? Different type of Angela story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Angela
The Bicycle and Emmett reviews
It's christmas time at the Cullen house and this year Nessie gets a bike, so what dose Emmett do to it? Will have a bit of We Have to Get Ang, It's Very Important. it's rated T but it is M in some chapters, but no lemons, just some of emmett's punishments
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,997 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
Savior reviews
I met him in 1993 after my truck broke down. I have never seen him since... but his face is always on my mind, even though it is almost 16 years ago. But I continue my search for him, my Savior. I fear that I may need to be his... EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ask Em reviews
Emmett takes a job to be a magazine collum righter for teens who need advice, but soon more then teens start sending in questions for Em to awnser. you can get involved by sending your question for Ask Em in a review or PM! warning might swear!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Emmett
Cherry and Me reviews
this is the tale of an old man, who must pay tribute to his one true love ever year on the day that she died, but what happens when he meets Cherry? this was writen for school, give it ago.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
The Strangers reviews
Emmett watchs Bella when everyone else gose hunting. he gets her drunk the takes her to get her belly button pirced. this is a one-shot. very, very funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Ain't nothin' but mammals reviews
Emmett discovers a new song, so what dose he do with new song of his? Well i'll tell you that it involves Charlie, Bella, Edward and a window being smashed. Funny so R&R it other wise the Volturi will look like nice harmless kittens next to me. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Emmett, Charlie S. - Complete
Bella's Fight reviews
MY BD: The honeymoon was cut short but why? And what happens between Bella, Edward and jacob to make Jacob crack it so much? What if Bella's power had a probablem with it, in a time where she desprity needs it? I'm bad at summarys. Read and REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,916 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
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