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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1578897, Profile Updated: 03-19-11
Author has written 24 stories for Twilight.

19/03/11 - I realise it has been ages since I've updated any of my stories but I just wanted to let you guys know that I haven't given up on them, I just don't have any time to write nowadays. I'll try and update them when I can but I'm not sure when that'll be.

I am holding a contest! Check it out! - contest over

I have decided i am now officially an antisocial vampire--not the Twilight kind, the most classic vampire...i even hiss when my mum opens the curtains to let the sun in...The sun is eeeevil!

I have three new story ideas and i wanted to know which one i should start writing first. I will not be starting any of these stories until i finished a couple of the ones i'm working on at the moment. I have a ton of other ideas as well but these are my main ones. Anyway, here are the general ideas behind these stories;

What happens next? : Edward left Bella five years ago but he still loves her. Will they meet each other again? Will there be any obsticals in their way before they find their happy ending? What happens, you decide! All human. Rated 'M'.

No matter what : Set in modern times, Bella lives alone in the peaceful contryside as a war is being fought between her country and the next. She finds a wounded fighter-pilot, a soildier from the enemy country, and nurses him back to health but manages to fall in love with him. Will they be able to stay together, no matter what? all human! Probably rated 'T'

I told you so : Bella has left the innocent selfless side of her behind and become the bad ass of the school with her best friend James. But what if she hasnt put her attraction for a certain someone behind her? Will the new Bella be able to fall in love with Edward and give James the opportunity to tell Bella 'i told you so'? All Human! Will be rated 'M'

Please vote! If you have any questions about these stories please feel free to ask in a PM. thanks!

Hi, my name is Sophia. I am now in my second year at University studying Primary Education. As you can probably tell; I'm actually from Scotland! woo-hoo! I am seriously obsessed with books (Crime and horror being my favourites but i also read romance and comedy ones).

my obssessions for the week: Bullet for my Valentine has been my main obsession lately. Amazing music!

Favourite books; Twilight series (obviously), Harry Potter, Me and Mr Darcy, Artemis Fowl (all of them!), P.S I love you, If you could see me now (that book is pretty depressing at the end but is still fabulous!), THE HOST! (that is the best book ever! I absolutely loved it and i think it seriously rivals the Twilight series. If you havent read it yet, go do it NOW! :D)

Cry wolf by Tammi Hoag: i really need to rant about this book, ok? O.M.G! There is a main character called Stephen Danjermon who reminds me a heck of a lot of Edward (Charming, mysterious, handsome and he even has bright green eyes) and he's an atorny but it turns out he's a freaking psycho! Seriously, i didnt even notice i was mentally comparing him to Edward until the end and you find out he a sick murderer who tortured his victims before killing them because he got some sort of sick pleasure out of it and i was totally shocked! Although, he was a little bit creepy throughout the book...anyway, this is actually how i got my idea for 'nothing is as it seems'...i have no idea how though...

Favourite Authors: Stephanie Meyer, J.K Rowling, Tami Hoag and Cecilia Ahern (although most of her stories are really sad!), Eoin Colfer

Favourite films: Pirates of the Caribbean (with Johnny Depp in it, what's not to like?), The holiday, Pride and Prejudice (but only the BBC version. I don't like the knew one with Kiera Nightly), The Grinch!, Enchanted, Confetti (humour and naked peoples--need i say more? joking. But seriously though, its a great film.)

Favourite quotes;

"Earth to Bridget Fkn' Jones! Pull the thingy or you will die!" - Bridget Jones' diary

"My good opinion once lost is lost forever" - Fitzwilliam (!) Darcy, Pride and Prejudice

"You mean, he'll be in humour to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men? Never!" - Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice

"As morning hues of sunswept...fire caress you poisoned face..." - Dartanian, The three muscateers (he obviously said the line wrong. lol.)

"Danger!...Run! before i kill again!...I'm a psycho!" - The Grinch

"Elizabeth!...hide the rum." - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate." - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"-Have you even made a dent in your reading list?

-I finished it.

- You read eleven books?

- No, i mean i read the list." - Lizzie McGuire movie.

"of course; nothing says romance like the gift of a tied up, injured woman." - Evaine, Stardust

"You...are not a very nice old man!" - Giselle, Enchanted

"In other news; THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!" - Town cryer, The corpse bride

"- Be gone ye demons from hell! Back to the void from whence you came. You shall not enter here. Back, Back!

- Keep it down; we're in a church." - The corpse bride

"- Is it a bird? - Is it a plane? - Is that guy wearing my underpants?" -- Flushed away!

"- Excuse me m'am, you look like a big fat hairy beast!

- dont listen to him Vera, you're already thin as a twig

- i also have a perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend!" - Ice age 2

"I mean like 'woof'" - my crazy friend at school.

Favourite bands/singers; Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, Simple Plan, Sum 41, Fall out boy, My Chemical Romance, The goo goo dolls, Foo fighters, Linkin Park, The Rasmus, The Script, Take that, Saving Able, Seether, Three Days Grace, Bullet for my Valentine, All American Rejects and Lonely Island!

Favourite songs; broken strings - James morrison and Nelly Furtado, Thanks for the memories - Fall out boy, breakdown - Breaking Benjamin, Evergreen - Will Young, Gives you Hell - All american rejects, Supermassive black hole - Muse, Hit the floor - Bullet for my Valentine, Animals - Nickelback (if you want a suggestive song, you cant get much worse than that one :P)...As you can see i have a bit of a mixed up taste in music...strange huh?

Favourite colour: Lime green, red and black.

Favourite food: hmm...i think i just love food in general...:D...but the chicken mayo and mozerrella panninis from my work are absolutely delicious!

I have been forced to mention one of my bestest friends on my profile so here it is: Brogan (Crabby head). She's weird. lol, you know you love me really :D my biology buddy! 'Whats up my main man, ma homie...?'

I absolutely love food (yummy), books and animals. As a result of the last one i have three cats, five guinea pigs and five fish...

Anybody know which film this was from? :

'Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. If you do lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you do steal, steal way from bad company. If you do cheat, cheat death. If you do drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.'

Top 10 favourite Twilight characters:

1. James (James-y baby!) - Yeah, a bit strange but i love him! woo-hoo! You just got to love the bad guy! Although, technically, he is just evil to humans, his natural food source, as are many other vampires. The only difference is that he went for the only human in existence who was a vampire's mate. hmmm...bad choice.

2. Jasper - I really liked him since the beginning of the series but he got place number two during 'Breaking Dawn'. Sinister Jasper, enjoying making the humans scared of him = yummy. :D

3. Garrett - I just thought he was brilliant! So full of himself but he saved Kate even though she was hurting him...so sweet!

4. Edward - When i first started reading the series he was no. 1 but after him going all crazy in 'Breaking Dawn' he got bumped down to 4 and when you think about it, if he was real he would be a right creeper... and i realised i like James better (gasp!) but i still love him!

5. Jane - Yes, she is one of my favourites. It just goes to show, evil comes in all shapes and forms so do not underestimate it! Mwahahah!

6. Demetri -The Volturi tracker...dark, brooding, dangerous...need i say more?

7. Emmett and Alice - Double the trouble, double the fun. I couldn't decide which i liked more...

8. Leah - I honestly think she's just misunderstood. If you think about it, how would you react if you were completely and irrevocably in love with someone and they broke your heart?

9. Felix - wink

10. Victoria - She used to be my least favourite character (only because she attacked Edward in Eclipse and tried to kill him...never mind about Bella, Edward needs to stay alive! :D) But i actually see where she's coming from when she tried to kill Bella and Edward. Him and his family murdered her mate, what more could she want if not revenge? And the best way to get that revenge was striking the thing he loved most; Bella.

Expect the unexpected:

Picture of David's car;

A whole new world:

Picture of their new car;

The song bring me to life by Evanescence; http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMGkhL2h4Q

Chapter 7:

1st date dress:

2nd date dress:

Christmas dance dress:

Alex's gift:

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One Night Stand by eccentric chams reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by gentlegroove reviews
Bella is stuck in a rut. Just when things seem the lowest, in walks smooth and sexy Edward Cullen, a hotshot lawyer and frequent customer of the flower shop Bella works at. Smart girls don't fall for guys like him, but he might turn out to be exactly what she needs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,943 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight reviews
A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,004 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Aliens and Newtons by im with the vampires3 reviews
why isn't Edward paying attention? He's trying to figure something out. Bella was trying to tell him something, but he won't listen to her. What will she do to get his attention?...hope you like this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5518 - Favs: 7,032 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9521 - Favs: 8,761 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Ride Me Anytime by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Sexy Eddie Contest! So, Bella is a waitress at a Diner trying to get some money and one day at her job, a handsome biker named Edward dazzles her. Sparks fly and lust is in the air! R&R and vote when the time comes! If you want in, contact Jayeliwood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drunken Partners by GeronimoPond reviews
Edward and Bella have a crazy drunken one-night stand and then find out that they're going to be working together, as partners in an up and coming law firm. AU, All human Usual pairings ExB, JxA, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,681 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Miles To Go by Silverspoon reviews
For Skychaser FAGE .Bella Swan is about to embark upon a road trip to Forks when on a whim she offers a lift to a hitch hiker. Little does she know that this man will alter not only her views of the world but ultimately, her future. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Simple Twist of Fate by WellMadeMistake reviews
AU, All Human Edward has moved cross country from Washington to Florida to attend school after ending a nasty relationship, only to find himself instantly attracted to a beautiful brunette he sees in traffic. Rated M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,451 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons by ShockedUp06 reviews
Bella and Edward have been madly in love with each other since the day they started working together. Since they work together, they have settled for being close friends. Now, Bella has a problem and Edward might be the only man who can help her solve it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home For Christmas by bemyhoneybee reviews
Bella fears admitting to her parents that she is still single. On her return home for Christmas, she stumbles into a man. Literally toppling over him and kissing him senseless in front of her parents. Oh, Bella is definitely home for Christmas. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Don't Trust Me by greatterriblebeauty reviews
Edward, a cocky SOB, believes he can get every girl he desires, but Rosalie bets him that he can't get every girl. Being as cocky as he is, he takes the bet. What happens when Rose is talking about the girl who distruts men the most?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,554 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 4,291 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nine Billion Dollar Heist by OldLenn reviews
Let's just say, we were bored. We were rich. We were smart. There was nothing to stop us. Or so we thought, in the beginning. M for language and suggestive themes. OOC/CP. Collaboration with LivesInDreams and TRDancer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,849 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
All Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
A side-shot/outtake for my story, All Work and No Play. Bella's lonely and she asks Edward to try something new over the phone...Rated M for a dirty, dirty lemon. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3589 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flight of the Phoenix by ericastwilight reviews
Bella Swan never moved to Forks with her father. Her first encounter with Edward is 30,000 feet in the air on the way to college,with no means of escape. Can he resist the call of her blood? From the fire, someone will be reborn. On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Detention by Sorark reviews
Mr. Cullen this is Miss. Swan. Isabella meet your very own personal slave, Edward Cullen. He will be doing anything you want him to for the next three weeks, so use him wisely." EPOV Please R&R. M for a reason. Mike OOC and Bella kind of but not really.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 5,631 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 11,769 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5435 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Tahoe Tanglings by hammondgirl reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
My Little Loch Nessie Monster by It'll Be Anarchy reviews
Straight after Breaking Dawn. Nessie and Jacob have been the best of friends but what happens when she begins to grow up goes to high school and gets a boyfriend. Will Bella tell her about Jacob's imprint? Renesmee and Jacob - Please R&R NEW CHAPTER IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,708 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8745 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Finding Mr Right by old93848 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are sick of the stupid men they date. The boring, shallow ones. When Bella meets her 'perfect' man, he seems to be hiding a secret. Can she warm him up to figure out what's under the facade? Cannon, AH/AU/OOC Lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,981 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews
Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's fate by Neverwinterale reviews
Can I really still become a vampire? What if because of what happened, then I can never be able to? These questions kept bugging me since the day Edward proposed to me. I told Alice about it, and I was shocked to hear an unexpected truth..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,880 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
under one roof by Emmettlover28 reviews
IMPORTANT! NEED SOMEONE TO FINISH THE STORY! CONTACT ME IF INTERESTED! good build up but I cant finish! please help!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Surviving by ReneeSue reviews
One partially collapsed hospital, six people and a broken finger. Bella and co have to survive together while they wait for help to remove debris trapping them in a hospital basement. There are good times and bad times, but can everyone band together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,017 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Enemies of the Cullens, BEWARE! by Lyrei reviews
20 hated people PLUS plans for revenge PLUS the Cullens EQUALS TO The ultimate revenge scheme. Witness the Cullens getting back at people whom they hate-Mike,Jessica,Lauren,Coach Clapp, Tyler, and MORE. And what is with the weird 'code names?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Alice, Mike
Taxi Service With A Smile by CherryWolf713 reviews
Just how did Bella get around with that cast on? What would happen if it snowed once more in Forks? Who would Edward dress up like for Halloween? A few One-shots and insights into our fav 'Twilight' Characters! Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Emmett/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Discovery in Darkness by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
As Edward shows Bella around his cellar the power goes out. Problem? Bella doesn't like the dark. My submission for the exploration of the senses competition. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flat Line by TRDancer reviews
The girl beside him was just a helpless victim of his carelessness, an unfortunate pawn on Fate's chessboard. All he wanted was to die and he failed. AH, one-shot written for the "In the Dark" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
What is and What Should Never Be by Ashlee0Cullen reviews
Alice has a vision of Edward and Bella that makes her go insane and get nauseous.Written before Breaking Dawn...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Clear Sight by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
My entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest. Bella Swan stumbles upon a mysterious man who is as still as a statue but with a beating heart. She releases him from his paralysis and he helps her out... by kidnapping her. Not that she minds too much. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Visit Home by cdunbar reviews
The Doctor and his companion, Bella Swan, visit Bella’s father in Forks, Washington on a seemingly normal day. But events quickly lead them down a different path and they meet some unexpected allies. Written for the Summer '09 Gift Exchange.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bella - Complete
The Confessional by Insane Bliss reviews
What happens when Popeward meets Nunella? Entry for the Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Forcibly Yours by sarahmariehudak reviews
Charlie Swan, an old family friend, passes away and Carlisle arranges a marriage for Edward and Bella, Charlie's dying wish. Their personalities immediately clash, but will they come together when she finds out his secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Reminiscing Ink by OMGalarm reviews
Edward is finally 18, and can't wait to experience life and all the things he have missed out on. He finds out, it might just be enough to go get a tattoo. Edward/Bella. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Follow Up by hammondgirl reviews
Alice, a nurse in a small clinic, is all set to leave for the weekend when a patient walks in just before closing. Her reaction toward him catches her completely off-guard, and leaves her flustered & nervous to see him again. AxJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Definition of Irony by ShelbySue reviews
Bella has always refused to tattoo Edward for her own reasons. What happens when he finally gets her to agree? Submitted for the Tatward & Inkella contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desperation by LeesaM reviews
What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last To Say Goodbye by annanabanana reviews
The day before Bella is moving to a different city, she and Edward must say their goodbyes. ExB, AU & AH. Entry for the Love Through Lemons contest hosted by tby789 and LolaShoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Defection by ericastwilight reviews
When Edward receives devastating news of Bella he isn't strong enough to stay by her side. Though he regrets his defection he realizes its too late. Until she agrees to meet him. M/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beneath the Silent Moon by brighterthansunshine28 reviews
I’d never wanted anything or anyone as thoroughly or desperately as I wanted Bella. I wanted her to be mine. I wanted to possess her utterly. I wanted her to bear my name and my children and to be my wife. Submission for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Gangster by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Example entry for the Age of Edward Contest: Edward Cullen is the infamous mobster who happens to take it up with the chief of police, what would his motives for blackmailing the chief be? ExB Lemon, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
There's Nothing About Surrender by Norah Pearly-Gates reviews
Laughter filled my ears, faint and condensed. It passed over me as nothing less than a summer breeze, mild in spirit, and I strained to hear it, to mute the surrounding noises so I could only hear the laughter. For The Age of Edward Contest. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Good Things Happen On New Year's Eve by SoNotObsessed reviews
I had only ever talked to Edward Masen when he would be at my house to hang out with my older brother, Emmett. So naturally, never once in my life did I ever expect Edward Anthony Masen to be my first New Years Eve kiss. ALL HUMAN! FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Change For Me by wheninspirationcomes reviews
All Human. Bella has unhappily moved to Forks, Washington for her senior year of high school. She'll make friends, but will also inspire big changes in the town's biggest player, Edward. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,402 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
Grinding by Crittab reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. Plenty of lemony goodness inside. E/B, Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn. Rated 'M' for a reason. Complete. Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by LovelyinLavender reviews
For the Age of Edward Contest. After being teased mercilessly by Edward as a child, Bella switches schools, thinking she'll never see him again. But what happens 15 years later when she transfers back to Seattle from NYU and their paths cross yet again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enough by Saren Kol reviews
ONE-SHOT! Bella fears that she may not be enough to please Edward sexually. Can he prove her wrong? Human/Vampire E/B Lemontastic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9138 - Favs: 16,189 - Follows: 3,492 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight? No, LIElight! by TRDancer reviews
Bella's life is extremely boring. When she moves to Forks, she takes matters into her own hands and invents a whole new Bella. But what happens when Edward breaks through the shell new Bella has built? Will Bella be able to hide her secret? AU w/ Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Therapeutic Fate by TRDancer reviews
Bella lives at a therapy center. What happens when Edward moves into the center as well? Entry for Bronzehairedgirl620's Epic T-rated One-shot Contest in memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beach Apple by TRDancer reviews
AU/AH, one-shot. Entry for The Twilight Apple Challenge at The Sparkle Awards. "You know you love apples. Don't resist the temptation."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Edward's Fantasy by LauraACullen reviews
The night before his wedding, Edward tries to make the time pass more quickly until he can see Bella again. Get a glimpse inside one of Edward's fantasies in this one-shot, an outtake from "The List". For mature readers, only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Life Gives You Emmett by Porcelain Face reviews
What happens when Edward mysteriously isn't with Bella when she wakes up? Bella is stuck with Emmett for a WHOLE day. It can't be so bad- Emmett's harmless, right? My first fanfic- read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Just Do It, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekend, this is the story of Edward convincing Bella to lose their virginity to each other, and the answer to the infamous ‘no kissing’ rule.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl On HIATUS by xoxoTeamEdwardxoxo reviews
Bella, Rose and Jasper are the children of Senator Swan who is running for president as the democratic candidate. Edward, Alice and Emmett are former Vice President Cullen's children. Will the friction create flames? AH ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,024 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8053 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burning Fire by ThuGoldenChild reviews
When Edward meets his Best friends girlfriend can he deny the attraction to her, or will he loose all hope to the lust. One Shot. OOC ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward - Complete
Random times with the Cullens by GreekFire reviews
Weird,crazy and random stuff that the Cullens do! The rating isn't a definate.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mutual Assent by cdunbar reviews
Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
During an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is the sequel to Love for an Eternity, so read that before reading this story. Bella is a vampire and goes off to college with Edward and lots of things happen in their life. Its better than the summary so please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Boys and Book Nerds by MPants reviews
Bella is daydreaming her way through college in the University of Washington library. When she's hooked up on a double date with a quiet, gorgeous man, will her dreams become reality? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One of the Guys by celtic mommy reviews
AH; OOC; Bella, Edward, Jasper, Emmett- best friends since college, living together and finding hijinx. Edward is in love with Bella, but she's oblivious. What happens after a crazy drunken night? Will their friendship survive? Canon pairings - HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008
Dream a Little Dream of Me by Lindsay1 reviews
When Jacob gives Bella a myserious engagement present, Edward suddenly finds himself with the ability to dream, waking up screaming and gasping for breath...for more than one reason. LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS! BxE, Slightly OOC, Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gone Fishing by Suburban Sun reviews
For Ninapolitan's Cocktease contest. Bella's tired of the PG-rated status of her relationship with Edward, but does she have the courage to kick it up a notch on a boring night during a game of Go Fish?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Imagine by TRDancer reviews
So Bella and Alice are in Bella's bedroom, and Bella is making the ultimate decision. Does she want Alice to change her? Little do they know, the choice doesn't particularly matter...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Bells and Angel Wings by twilightmom reviews
For the SMC contest.Can an angel in training convice Edward he was meant to be a vampire? Based on the movie It's a Wonderful Life. One shot - M for Smuffy Lemons. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Night by readinangel reviews
Bella had the best, most romantic night of her life last night, but when she woke up, she finds the man she was with gone. The only clue is a small note laying on her bed-side table with a little riddle on it. Now Bella must follow the hints to find him
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Headmaster Carlisle by kittenmischief reviews
For our contest winner ninapolitan we present: Headmaster Carlisle. He has a very definite problem whenever a certain teacher is around. Will an unexpected library rendezvous cure him or addict him? CarlislexOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Mr And Mrs Cullen by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
2nd SMC entry! Edward and Bella are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill the same person. Thing is- neither of them know about the other's occupation. Love gets lethal between husband and wife and deadly secrets are revealed. ExB, LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crooked Teeth and Crayola Crayons by the-glory-days reviews
When ten-year old Renesmee arrives homes from school one day, she reveals to Edward that she has a crush on her best friend Jacob, eliciting memories of him and Bella in grade school. Kid!fic. Pure fluff. AU AH, Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Thought of Love by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For My Valentine" contest. Edward is bored, but then he starts getting mysterious love letters at school. Who could it be? Best friend Bella helps him find out... E/B One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Chase by HM TAFFY reviews
The first day of a new year at College. Edward is ready to commit himself to another year but it would be easier if his sister Alice stopped destroying his underwear. And if her new roommie wasn't so mouth-watering. Usual parings - All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,961 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6433 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want You to Want Me by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
SMC contest entry! Bella is broken hearted and Edward hates being the fifth wheel of his lovesick family. What happens when the two meet in Sin City, you ask? A drunken night that ends in holy matrimony and a lot more in between. ExB! One-shot, lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Never A Bride SMC Contest by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella's in love with her boss, Emmett, but he's engaged to her cousin. What happens when she starts spending time with his brother, Edward instead? 27 Dresses/Twilight crossover. M for mature. Lemons. Written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Good Manners by Anemies reviews
Esme decides to teach the young Cullen boys some good manners. Little did she know that she's asked the wrong kind of question to the wrong kind of kids. Too bad she didn't figure it out much sooner. All Human. Comedy. One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
My Song is Love by Anjie reviews
A fun little love story about the relationship between Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward try to pay each other back for all their teasing. Will they learn to just accept that love conquers all? Rated M to be safe. *Now Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,328 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weekend Blues by Commen Sense reviews
The Cullens go hunting for the weekend.Bella and Emmett are the only ones at home.Will Bella get fed up of Emmett bugging her or will they end up bonding?Note:BELLA AND EMMETT ARE NOT A COUPLE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Merry Christmas, Mr Cullen by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward is working at his Uncle's Antique Store, when an enchanting young lady comes in looking for the perfect Christmas gift. Can Edward help her find what she needs? Will she help him find what he needs as well? All-human, now a Double-Shot. ExB, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Connect the Dots by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella finds herself with a surprising illness. What can the Cullens do to help? One-shot, BPOV, ExB, Cullens are still Vampires, Bella still human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slammer by i eat slytherins for breakfast reviews
Alice takes her obsession with designer clothes too far, and ends up in prison. But what will happen when she is put into a cell with one of the city's most hardened criminals, will the Cullens be able to save her in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice
Coming Home by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find a newspaper article that turns her world upside down. Could it be true?--One-shot ExB, BPOV, A/H, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Me by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Bella died when she jumped off that cliff in new moon. It wasn't on purpose, and she still loves Edward more then life itself. They say true love concours all, even death. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Operation: Leggy Brunette by Crazyinulover reviews
Jacob wants whats best for Edward, and he wants whats best for Bella. So he and the boys make a plan to make sure that Edward and Bella will live happily ever after. No matter what happens along the way. AU AH previously "A good thing"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,254 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Kiss Me, Mr Wolf? by xXxCherryBlossomxXx reviews
Nessie is tired of Jacob treating her like a kid. Desperate for him to actually treat her as a girlfriend instead of a kid, she goes to Alice for help. Who knew an innocent child's game could be turned into something more? Nessie/Jake-Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Everything in Your Power by RiverofWind reviews
It's 1918, and the Spanish Influenza is wreaking havoc. Carlisle wanders the halls of the hospital, hearing the tortured coughs of the dying echo off the walls. As he enters the room of a mother and son, both deathly ill, the mother turns to him. Pre-Twi.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Phobias by momoParty reviews
A collection of one-shots in which silly phobias arise. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
The Cullen Bunch by jstarrh reviews
What happens when Carlisle and Esme meet and get married and six kids are now forced to live together. Follow me on their crazy adventures. I do not own any of these characters, they all belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Izzy Unleashed by AsherRose reviews
After being the butt of one too many jokes, Bella transformed into her Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde-like alter ego, Izzy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Stay Close, Don't Go by BudhaBeads reviews
Bella has spent her life moving from one place to another. Will her life in Port Angeles be temporary as well? Or will a certain Edward Cullen steer things in a different direction? Rated M for later chapters. Lemon. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,696 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Second Chance by Twilighter1215 reviews
Bella gets in a car accident and ends up in a coma. Edward is reluctant to change her, but what if it's her only option. Please try it. First Twilight Fic. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Halloween Costume Couplings by SavageWoman reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose enter a Halloween Mystery Costume Couple Contest at their favorite nightclub. The only catch is, they don’t know who their partners are until they get to the club the night of the party. All Human, BxE, AxJ, RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
A Father's Intervention by Lola Schatzi reviews
Fed up, a father of three unwed sons sets out to find their perfect mates. He's got grandbabies on the brain, and will stop at nothing to see his three sons down the aisle. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008
Rebel Without a Cause by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Days before her wedding, Bella decides to go for one last motorcycle ride. Edward is Not Please. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Property Damage by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward loses his temper when Bella decides to go out unsupervised during her first year as a vampire. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Number 473 by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella works for the government and her job is to find out info bout mythical creatures and how they became. What happens when they get a particularly stubborn vampire? Can she make him crack?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trick Or Treat by Clear Plastic reviews
Happy Halloween! Everyone loves Halloween, and the Cullens aren't an exception. Join them on a Halloween night gone awry. Includes ridiculous costumes, cleavage, terrified neighborhoods, blonde wigs and a certain haunted house. Lots of fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by bella3590 reviews
Emmett wants to play Truth Or Dare. Will they take it to the top? Please review!* Chapter 16 up now!*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Diary of Lily Evans by booknerd3000 reviews
Seventh Year. Lily Evans writes a diary while she is falling in love with James. Two friends decide they want to play matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Photo Scavenger Hunt:Cullen Style by Izzy Masen reviews
Bella and the Cullens are off to the mall for a photo scavenger hunt. Who will win? What do they win? Why does Emmett get kicked out of Victoria's secret? Stay tuned to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,579 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
My Diamond Heart by serenarussell123 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie all go on a cruise to find they are followed by papparazzi and find Edward, Emmett, and jasper other superstars! they fall in love! i suck at summaries... the story is better i promise!-serena xoxoxoxoxoxox
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
To the End by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight: The First Day of Forks Kindergarten by Mrs. Snape08 reviews
Bella Cullen is starting kindergarten, although she is wiser than other five year olds. What happens when She encounters Eddy Cullen on her first day? What will happen when the "No-mads" want to play on the playground with kindergarteners? A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Misery Loves Its Company by Arabella16 reviews
Ever wondered what happened while Edward spied on Bella sleeping? And where all of the Cullens minus Alice thought he was going, considering Edward kept his visits secret? Well... here it is! EXB FOREVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
Dear Diary by BellaHickenbottom reviews
Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Join the Party! by alwayssirius reviews
“I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” What if Angela did turn out to be a witch? Silly one-shot to help out my writer's block. Now a two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Diaries of a shopaholic: Alice Cullen by xoVampiresxo reviews
When Alice accidentally gets first class on a flight, her life changes dramatically. With the honey blond man with beautiful, piercing blue eyes that she spills her guts out with. Yes, she tells every little secret about her life to him. AxJ M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Hic! by inmybubble reviews
emmett has the hiccups. that is SO not a good thing. disaster ensues. and why the pantyhose and bad jokes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Inhibitions by Capricorn75 reviews
Edward is in for a surprise when Bella comes home after a night drinking with the girls. What's happened to his shy, sweet Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always Be there by Dayyy213 reviews
Bella works as a receptionist at a hotel edward comes to stay at. They meet and hit it off. Better than it sounds. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,643 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pixie's Dream by I Kissed a Cullen Boy reviews
alice forsees a bunch of fun...OH NO! we're doomed! R&R pretty please rated T just in case CHAPTER NINE IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Alice
Sexual Appetites by Rockerdude911 reviews
It was just a typical day in the Cullen household, filled with soap operas, aerobics, a perverted Emmett, a PMSing Jasper and our favorite sexing couple! Let the fun begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immunity by Morine123 reviews
The deadly disease that Edward had is back, but it is spreading, fast. Edward is the only one immune to it and the medicine has gone missing. Sequel to Getting Sick I suggest reading GETTING SICK first, but it's not needed. Edward/Bella fluff. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
New Pajamas by booknerd3000 reviews
Edward buys Bella some sexy new pjs. Could they be a little too sexy? Rated T for sexual content -smiles- no lemon, the're still only engaged
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rainbows and Pink Markers by Samantha-Paige-Cullen reviews
What is Edward most afraid of? Could it be lurking in one of Bella's desk drawers?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chess Match by TeamVampire reviews
My brother's interpretation of the cover of Breaking Dawn. Edward must win Bella back from the Volturi - the only way he knows how.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Aro, Edward - Complete
A Lost Bet by gracefullyme1025 reviews
Why Edward would ever bet against Alice, I have no clue. But now he's plotting his revenge... Story is better than the summary. R&R please! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,507 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen? Scared? by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Edward and Bella watch a scary movie at Charlie's house. Bella sure gets a kick out of Edward's reaction to a part in the movie. Who knew that it would start a war of pranks over at the Cullens! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Assumptions by TaylorxxTwihard reviews
Edward is out hunting while Bella stays at the Cullen house. Bella overhears something about Alice and Jasper that she never wanted to know. One-shot. Very first fanfic, sadly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Edward the Unicorn by BananasMakeMeLaugh reviews
Emmett and Alice got this great plan to watch Charlie the Unicorn. Oh no...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Successful Surprises by TiffanyL reviews
Fluffy one-shot! Edward plans a surprise for Bella, but she has something up her sleeve as well! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pasta Adventure by Lauren-xo reviews
Bella, Edward, and Emmett go to the store to get some pasta for lunch. With Bella having to deal with the consequence of a bet, and Emmett not knowing much about human food, a dilemma is sure to unfold.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Stunted Romance by Phantress reviews
Edward decides that late is better than never when it comes to Valentine's Day. Pure fluff! Am considering writing a second chapter - you decide! Do read and review! :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitten by Oxymoronics reviews
Oneshot: There's a fine line between life and death, but just how fine is it? For one human, he's involuntarily took one step too many and forced to become like the one person he hates the most.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Mike - Complete
Lucky by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
All Human. Emmett confesses to Jasper that he saw him getting lucky.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
You WHAT! by twostones reviews
Why is Rosalie so mad at Emmet? What can he possibly do to make it up to her? One shot Rosalie’s POV, reviews appreciated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Bella's dream by TwiMetalAlcheDemon reviews
Bella has a strange dream…. Beware… this story includes scary night talking, Jacob wearing a wolf suit, Jacob turning into a Chihuahua, Emmett’s crazy ideas, and a vampire Pineapple! I hope its better than it sounds! Please read….
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Versus Drive Thru by Twilight Mischief reviews
My way? But I came here for Bella!" Emmett has some fun while doing some errands for Alice. Can fast food survive Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Emmett - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Laundry by Saiyachick reviews
Not even Edward can save Bella from her accident proneness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Twister by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Post James attack, Bella is chilling at Edward's with a bum leg. What does Alice decide to do? Play Twister! Cullen-style! BxE pure fluff! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello Miss Swan by XxBellatrixJxX reviews
Bella is changed a year after Edward leaves. 10 years later, Bella is a teacher at Edward's school. What will happen between them? Will Bella allow Edward to re-enter her life? Different POV's throughout the story. SEQUEL IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,958 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by The Real Mrz.Black reviews
Emmett is bored. And nothing good comes of that. And this time its in the form of truth or dare Sequel:The Game is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Forgetful Bella by RealMenSparkleInSunlight reviews
When Bella forgets something very important what drama will follow? Oneshot. ExB pure fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Mysterious Obsession by dancing.rox464 reviews
Bella has locked herself in the study and won't come out. What could she possibly be doing? Takes place after the change. Just silly fluff, for fun!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Slapjack by Amelia Bedelia reviews
While playing a friendly game of slapjack, Claire and Quil are interrupted by Embry's important announcement - something that takes Claire and Quil's relationship to a whole new level. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Just One Kiss by Anemies reviews
Emmett is begging Rosalie to give him one night kiss and note this, Rose's refusing him! Fluff. One-shot. All human. Rose/Em R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Dear Rosalie by Little Orange Frog reviews
Rosalie,read this carefully. You will not throw this away. You will not burn it with your hairdryers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Why Won't it Cut Through? by TheNextCullenVampire reviews
Random one-shot.Rosalie leaves to hunt, Emmett becomes depressed. TV shows, Wii channels taunt him and he resorts to desperate measures: trying to cut himself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Iris by clumsyjuliet27 reviews
On a hunting trip, Edward hears a song he has never heard before and decides he may have a new favorite song. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Mrs Bella Cullen by asdfghjklpoiuytrewq reviews
what i think happpens, including the wedding and the volturi and more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Unseen Terror by fluffily reviews
Alice is having mysterious visions, but she has no idea what they mean. Will she find out in time to save herself and her family? B&E A&J E&C E&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8467 - Favs: 7,679 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Arm Wrestle by BamBam42 reviews
one shot of Bella and Emmett's arm wrestle after she is changed. post eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Question by edwardcullenissosexy reviews
Emmett cannot get a question off his mind. He HAS to ask it. One-shot. Random and funny. Like Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Ping Pong With Vampires II: Rematch by Vividus reviews
The Sequel to Ping Pong With Vampires! The first part is written by Angel Ren. As she's said, mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Cheater by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
A normal day in the Cullen house. Three weeks after the meadow scene in Eclipse. It all started with an innocent game of chess...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Alice's Idea Of A Sleepover by arebeltotheidea reviews
Alice gets board with being by herself while Bella's in the house. She drags Bella to her room and they build a 'cubby' in which, they discuss some pretty normal things... The boys see it in a whole different light! Nothing is what it seems... ONE/SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Bonding Time with Emmett by EdgarAllen reviews
Alright, you've probably seen this before, but now you can see it again! Bella and Emmett bond... a lot will happen. Ew, no way! She doesn't go with Emmett! Where's YOUR mind today!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Edward's First Day of School by runaway xo reviews
We all know what happened on Bella's first day at Fork's High School. Ever wonder what Edward's was like? One-Shot. Set two years before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
emmett's Reaction by vjd reviews
In New Moon this is how Emmett responded to seeing his brother and Bella again at the airport and after watching Charlie ream Edward out for what he did to Bella. One-shot R&R plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Game of Hide and Seek by Star869 reviews
Sequel to The Game of Truth or Dare. Random! Edward is away hunting. Bella dooms herself by complaining that she is bored. I think you can get the rest. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Alice's Disorder by Eternally Dazzled reviews
Charlie gets the idea that Alice has an eating disorder. Poor Alice is forced to eat HUMAN FOOD and LOTS OF IT! Will he stop at nothing to help her with her "disorder"? ------- ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Inconvenient List by Blue Nymph reviews
What are the type of girls Edward has in mind for himself before he meets Bella? I don't know either, but this tory is an experimant at finding out the answer. Written with Stephenie Meyer whispering in my ear--just kidding!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Size DOES Matter by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
It's just any other day at the Cullens... until the boys decide to have a small argument. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Jasper tells joke by XxShadowFirexX reviews
Well, the title explaines it. My weak attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW! First Twilight fic so don't be mean Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Emmet, Edward, Jasper obviously. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Bananas by Lilyfish reviews
Edward, Bella and flavoured body oil
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Emmett and His Emmettness by Shelby Rae reviews
Emmett wants to do something, but Rose won't let him. Short and funny hopefully .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Vampires by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. This was was pretty fun to do, so check it out. Read, review and enjoy! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Dating for Dummies by Cullens4everandever reviews
Bella, Edward, Jacob and Mike on a dating show together with Gilderoy Lockhart from Harry Potter hosting! Fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Wii Wars by Cullenfamilymember reviews
What happens when the Cullen's get obsessed with Nintendo Wii? Why did they hide the car keys in the microwave? Why did they spray paint the house red and blue? And why for pity's sake is Bella getting Kidnapped by Team Boxing! Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
First Day by Nails For Biting reviews
I had the idea of what would happen when Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie went to a new high school after Bella was changed, so here it is!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Call now! by Ri Francis Walker
This is just a one-shot about what happened to Gianna right before she joined the Volturi. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Uninformed by IKissedHisStonyLips reviews
It's Bella's "Time of the Month" again but there is just one problem...she is out of midol! What happens when Edward is unprepared for her emotional break downs? What happens when he doesn't even know what's worng! Please read the A/N inside! 3-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Bella's Vampire paradise by Georgiana1234 reviews
Find out what mischief Bella gets up to when Edward's hunting.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
What Bella Likes by Iamwiththewolf reviews
Should this be rated M? - written for yayme2012's challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
Meant To Be by sarcastic-southern-bookworm reviews
Never bet against Alice, it's a waste of time. Alice has always known Bella was special, her becoming part of their family was just meant to be. cute little one-shot, please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Bella Needs It Bad by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella needs it bad from Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 301 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Last Chances by FMGRE reviews
Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Humans Are Friends, Not Food! by Cinekimi reviews
Carlisle has put together a program for veggie vampires! Join the meeting, and remember...humans are friends, not food! Reviews greatly appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007
Starlight by museoftwilight reviews
When Melody Swan wants to know more about her father, how far will her and her best friend William Black go to find the truth?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Song and the 'P' Word by BeForever reviews
Edward wants Bella to sing, but she is being stubborn and not complying with his request. All the chapters involve something different. R&R please! Humorous story.THE FINAL AND LAST CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Some Mature Content. LOWERED TO 150 REVIEWS NEEDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
Rebellious by twilightedheart reviews
Edward's rebellious stage.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
The Real Edward Cullen by iamcool511 reviews
What really happens when Edward goes hunting... When Emmett and Bella decide to surprise Edward, they see somthing that will change both of their lives forever. read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Hungers by A. Zinc-Senkahai reviews
Edward needs more than just Bella's blood. He needs her in general. How will he unleash this whole new complication of their alreadytoocomplicated relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Papa Loves Mambo by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Join Edward, Jasper, Bella and Emmett as they try to solve a puzzling mystery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Revenge by DerringerMeryl87 reviews
It's a sequel not a second chapter. LoL. Charlie and Edward get Bella back. Oneshot that takes place after April Fool's Day
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
April Fool's Day by DerringerMeryl87 reviews
A simple oneshot. Bella plays a joke on Charlie and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 153 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/25/2006
Antarctic Jolly Ranchers by Kageka Necavi reviews
Three vampires, plus one human, plus one piñata equals chaos. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
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Run, Jake, run! reviews
Jake's in trouble with Edward and Bella. what would you do if you had two furious vampires after you? run, of course! Jake/Nessie. Now a multi-chaptered fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining reviews
Bella, after running away from home, is captured by pirates. Edward saves her from a terrible situation and looks after her. Rated ‘M’ for a reason. Suggested dark themes. Entry for the 'off the page' contest. Crossed with Pirates of the Caribbean.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accident and Escapade reviews
My entry into the BritishBitches Summer Smutvent Calender: Bella is in an accident and Edward goes home with her to make sure she's ok...And she definately will be after their little...Escapade. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mistaken reviews
Bella blames herself for something that isn't her fault. One-shot. AH, AU. Fluff. better than its sounds...apparently
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A fool's mistake reviews
Bella gets a new job and Edward's suspicious of how much time she's spending at it. Does he still trust her or will his jealousy over-rule his senses? B/E. All Human, alternate universe. Lemon in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
A whole new world reviews
Sequel to 'So it begins' This story follows the lives of Beth and Charlie as they grow and mature, meeting all obstacles that get in their way. Beth is bubbly and outgoing as always but now Charlie is reserved and distancing himself from his family, why?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,751 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A light in the darkness reviews
Edward has forged an empire, built upon the pain and misery of the humans of the world. He lives in his fort, ruling over the humans below while they suffer in darkness; their pleas unheard by any willing to help. Until a creature of light is sent
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Expect the unexpected reviews
Leah meets her other half but something happens, something unexpected and could possibly change the way she feels about her imprint. Her challenge will be to over come her natural animosity and prove that imprinting is the most powerful love in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Leah
Gone but not forgotten reviews
Edward died tragically and Bella, distraught with grief, heads to the cliffs. She dies that day but discovers life after death and more importantly, that Edward is still there, looking after her like always, proving their love lasts for an eternity AH,B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nothing is as it seems reviews
Bella moves in with her father to a normal quiet neighbourhood but not everything is as it seems. A mysterious, deserted mansion at the end of the street contains secrets that Bella must unravel and a curse that only she can break. Full summary inside.B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love or revenge? reviews
Jane, protégée of the Volturi, has spent centuries basking in the power of being part of the vampire world’s most powerful family but what happens when that family is under threat? full summary inside, Jane's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jane
Hunter or the hunted? reviews
Bella is a professional assassin. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen and has to figure out why she is so unwilling to kill him....B/E...AU, OOC, 'M' for murder in the first chapter. possible lemons, or more murder. All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Green eyed Stranger reviews
Bella starts work at a cafe where she meets Edward, her 'green-eyed stranger'. All Human. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,233 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Best Present Ever reviews
This is my entry into the BritishBitches SmutVent calendar. Go check it out!....Edward gives Bella an unexpected gift for christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A night to remember reviews
Edward and Bella are forced to go to a club together. Bella gets drunk and reveals how she feels about Edward. What will happen when they spend the night alone together? 'M' for lemon in the third chapter...will be a three-shot! All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calculator Conversations reviews
Alice is bored in class and decides to write messages to Emmett on her calculator. He has some rather humourous replies. random one-shot! All human and a bit OOC but not much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Meant to be reviews
Nessie and Jake are sitting across from each other at breakfast and are desperately trying to distract their thoughts from each other because Edward's near by. Fluffy one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Doctor Girl reviews
Bella is left to babysit her niece Emmett and Rosalie's daughter and when Edward comes to pick Bella up he gets a bit of a shock. all human
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A hidden love reviews
Edward loves Bella, Bella loves Edward, what will the students at school think? one-shot. ExB fluff. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So it begins reviews
Sequel to 'Bella's big surprise'. Must read that to understand this story...What happens when Charlie and Beth learn to walk and talk? one word; trouble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Never leave me reviews
Edward has experienced the excruciating pain of loosing his wife and child, and now that he's found Bella, will history repeat itself? Edward's POV, one-shot, B/E. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The day I crashed the wedding reviews
Edward is completely in love with Bella but does she feel the same? What will Edward do when he finds out she is going to get married to someone else? Crash the wedding of course! Edward POV. All Human. Bella/Edward fluff. one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pain reviews
Bella is in pain and it's worse than Edward thinks! All human. Random one-shot i thought of when i was hyper
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Bella's big surprise reviews
It's bella and Edward's wedding night and Bella recieves an unexpected surprise. Sequel now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete