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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hey! It's me, of course... Don't really know what to say, cause I kind of doubt people actually read these things. Dunno, might just be me. Anyways, I'll stick to the basics, and if you have a question, send me a message, and I'll both reply and put it up here. Yeah, good stuff.

Stories Currently Being Worked On:

Making Pretend-Trying to avoid her father's match-making skills, Hinata claims she has a boyfriend, blurting out the first name that comes to mind, and it's not who you would think. Join the cast of Naruto as the group learns that love isn't always what you think. Kankuro x Hinata

Three Simple Words-Three simple words... They spelled out the end for all the hopes that he once had. But, could the end really be the beginning of something new? A beginning where maybe the same three words that brought forth such agony could bring his salvation? NaruHina

Blueberry Waffles- Description not yet available, cause I'm just that fail boat. Kiba x Sakura

Concerns about Three Simple Words:

Wow, I got a lot of messages directly sent to me about people worried over the NaruHina value of the story, which is understandable, considering Hinata's ending statement in chapter three. But I just wanted to say, don't worry. I am a NaruHina fan girl at heart. Three Simple Words is exactly as the description describes, a Naruto x Hinata romance story, with all the appropriate fluff. I'm just setting the mood, really, and laying out the plot. Thanks for the messages though. I like knowing that I've written something 'good enough' for people to be worried and send a message. Next chapter should be out soon, so keep your eyes open!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Metamorphoze by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Last Name by earthbender068 reviews
sakura wakes up in bed hung over and next to kiba. what will her fiance think? a bite mark binds them together. can playboy kiba & engaged sakura figure a way out, but in the end will they really want to? kibaxsakura, choujixhinata, shinoxino, nejixnaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,236 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Anthem for a Doomed Youth by sunaprincess7 reviews
Set during WW1,British solider Shikamaru Nara despises the certain fate of his half lived, short life, until a charming American female pilot comes in and sweeps him off of his feet. Shikatema AU. Long oneshot! History combined with a little fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Untouched by MakeYouSmile reviews
Why are you doing this to me?" Tenten asked quietly. Neji did not give her the pleasure of responding. "After all that's happened, you're still standing in the same place." --A collection of Neji/Tenten shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,417 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Purple Paint is my Saviour by sunaprincess7 reviews
Temari has kicked Shikamaru out of their bedroom for almost a month now. After sleeping on the couch for so long Shikamaru attempts to figure out what the hell he has done wrong to annoy his lovely wife with the help of his brothers-in-law. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Touch of Love by kiwi the almighty reviews
NejiTen In the midst of jealousy, Neji accuses his team mate Tenten on having an affair with Naruto only to have her laugh at his face. How can Neji show her that it is her that he wants? LEMON MATURE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Holiday Photo by 1moonwitch reviews
Shino x Hinata. Can a holiday photo bring two souls together as one? This story was written as a thank you holiday gift to all my wonderful readers. Warning:contains mild lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,450 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Shameless by Sleigh Belle reviews
Just a shameless little lemon involving Shino and Hinata because truthfully if you get two such insecure people together you just know they are going to go at like bunnies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Read Any Good Books Lately? by yunakitty reviews
Mary reads Gray the "good part" of a romance novel she wrote, and they both get worked up. They tremulously explore their new feelings for each other. MaryxGray lemon. Takes place around the same time as A Place to Stay and Hello Nurse!
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Gray, Mary - Complete
When An Insomniac Falls In Love by Habit reviews
Gaara is questioning his purpose in life when something catches his attention. His sister's guest is disturbing his contemplations and he goes to investigate. What he doesn't plan on...is to fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Subjective Objective by coeur de lyon reviews
Neji gets very rambly when he's drunk. A NejixTenten oneshot, with citrusy undertones and a lot of hurt. HAPPY EASTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Blessed Poison by Wandering Wonderer reviews
After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything. NaruHina, rated M for lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Habit reviews
Naruto is worried because he isn't a strong swimmer. He can't trust the others not to laugh at him and Sakura's not around. An unlikely teacher comes to his rescue, but will she need to be rescued from him as well? MA! MATURE! NO LIL KIDS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heartfelt Confessions from a Heartless Man by Habit reviews
A certain Hyuuga has a little talk with his uncle, who helps him clear the cobwebs on his emotions. Will he be able to tell the girl he loves how he really feels? if you have heart trouble...don't read this...lol LEMON! less than 16 means NO READING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Blank Canvas by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKankuro, smut] Paint is Kankuro's specialty, but Ino knows just how to use his own weapons against him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
White Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
OneShot. A misunderstanding, a mistake...that's all it was. But now, she was gone and all that was left is a ripped wedding veil on the ground. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lipstick by kiwi the almighty reviews
Unknowns to Neji, he has lipstick smeared on his lips and Tenten is out for the blood of the girl who caused it. A jealous Tenten is a scary Tenten. Oneshot. NejiTen Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Was, Is, Will Not by Insidiae reviews
Things are not always as they seem. Perhaps, when one's profession is based upon lies and deceptions, it is best not to make any assumptions at all. Oneshot, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Simple Words reviews
Three simple words... They spelled out the end for all the hopes that he once had. But, could the end really be the beginning of something new? A beginning where maybe the same three words that brought forth such agony could bring his salvation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.