Twilightzoner
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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1578998, Profile Updated: 08-17-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

All of my stories are now posted at as well.

Currently, I am not taking on any new stories to beta.

If I don't get a chance to respond to one of your reviews, please know that I very much appreciate your time and effort!!

You can now follow the monster on twitter: MDMonster

or, if you're so inclined, me: twilightzonercj

I'd like to thank these translators for making Midnight Desire available:

In Spanish at: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6106828/1/Deseo_de_Medianoche

And in French at: http:///

And in Russian at: http:///forum/110-615-1

And in German at: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7289242/1/

Seems that the language of smut is universal . . .

And thanks to this translator for making Certain Revelations available in Spanish:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7280361/1/Certain_Revelations

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The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Edge of Forever by binaryeclipse reviews
Edward/Bella. My take on the wedding night. Same timeline as my other one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
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RPGs reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,921 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5425 - Favs: 7,315 - Follows: 3,481 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vicissitudes reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Certain Revelations reviews
Takes place after Eclipse and before the Epilogue. Telling Charlie & Renee about the wedding and some other interesting revelations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete