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Special Relationship by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Short stories about a pair of nations, united in more ways than one. A collection of AmericaxEngland fics spanning many genres. Fifth fic up: A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 5/4/2009 - England/Britain, America
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5554 - Favs: 8,443 - Follows: 9,060 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Reading OoTP by SportsNightLover reviews
James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily read OoTP. Sequel to What Do You Think? and I Think. A small dose of LilyJames, but not too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,960 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/25/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 5,173 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Life to Live by Medorikoi reviews
It was almost as if he had died, to look into the eyes of a three year old Sherlock and know that they no longer shared the memories of the past.But what if this time could be better? What if this time he could protect him? Child!Sherlock Child!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 165,895 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
After Life, Death by Min Daae reviews
5.04 AU. Castiel never expected to live through the end of the end of the world. Sam didn't either. Castiel takes care of Sam after everything doesn't end. Sort of. Chapter VIII up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,537 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
A Glass of Chardonnay and a Bottle of Rum by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 36,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - France, England/Britain
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stitches by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Quiet Summer by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
HIATUS. L/J. "The first duty of love is to listen." In arguing, neither gave up. But when James finally walks away and Lily is left standing in his wake, the echo of his silence ringing in her ears, something changes in her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,321 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Answer Key by Synxailla reviews
Not all the answers to life's questions can be learned inside the four walls of a classroom in a university… Then again, it was very near a classroom that Alfred met the very interesting Arthur Kirkland, so he won't complain. College life AU. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,260 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - England/Britain, America
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5086 - Favs: 11,676 - Follows: 1,359 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Corset Strings by True Colours reviews
Shortly after the establishment of the Dual Monarchy, Hungary requests demands some help with her corset...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fragments in Memory by Em Paradise reviews
This is a collection of moments of Lemony and his siblings during and after the schism. Please read, enjoy and review. rated T just in case.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Lemony S. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear that Potter Is up to No Good by graylady21 reviews
FORMERLY "6TH YEAR AT HOGWARTS"! Lily and James are in their 6th year at Hogwarts. James loves Lily. Lily utterly despises James. Sirius is weird as ever. Full of hilarious pranks, unbelievable situations and, of course, heart-meltring romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Truth or Dare? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Demigod Chatroom by Shorty and KG Inc reviews
KG: What happens when we decide to start a chatroom for demigods? Shorty: Craziness, humor, and slight romance! KG: Percabeth and a little Thaluke! Shorty: Post TC! KG: T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2008
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
14 years later by Oldmanmah reviews
After the Third Titan war,Percy Jackson was been made a God by Zeus and Poseidon. 14 years has passed, and his daughter, Alicia Chase, has been leading a "normal" life until her fathers' past catches up with her. Updated as of May 19th 2009.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Note For Your Love by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Owl, the Wizard, and the Nightgown by WingedFlight reviews
In which George Weasley scopes out Muggle toys, his owl makes a mess, and a Muggle employee gets more than she bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - George W. - Complete
Inequity and Integrity by comptine reviews
The first time Arthur Kirkland fell for Francis Bonnefoy was based on pure physical attraction. Every other corresponding time after that was over something much more romantic. And Arthur loathed him for this. FrUKAU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lessons in French by AyameWolf13 reviews
Matthew gets assigned to be Gilbert's French tutor by their teacher. How will this end? Real names used. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Wish Upon a Well by EverythingIsMagic reviews
He shook his head. Of course England would say yes. He was a hero, and heroes shouldn't be so worried about saying four simple words and holding a ring out! England loved him, and he loved England. There was no reason for him to say no... right? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Rise and Fall of a Union by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"Let others make war. You, fortunate Austria, marry." It was an ideal alliance. But could it not become more? Hapsburg fic. Spain/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Austria, Spain - Complete
You Belong With Me by BlondeOnBlonde34 reviews
A songfic of Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me'. Holly is positive Minerva is completley wrong for Artemis. And she also had a good idea of who's perfectly right.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Galehus by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway
The True Last Battle by The Quote Bandit reviews
This is how the Last Battle will take place. You know it's true, so don't deny it.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Rand A., Shai'tan
Ace American History by PosPosPos reviews
America is really proud about his Independence Day, but he doesn't seem to have all the facts straight. The other nations just can't seem to get a word in edgewise! Two; Teaching is hard, unless you're America!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
One with by accident by ShadowFire52 reviews
America has bought himself a new computer and is extremely happy. All he wants to do is read one message but too bad that his computer has an infanite amount of problems. But one problem just puts him over the edge to where technology sucks. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America - Complete
Seven of Four by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Seven scenes from the fourth day of July, America's Independence Day. Throughout the years America has encountered many people, many friends, and many stories, and all have left him with reason to celebrate. AmericaxEngland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Mishaps by comptine reviews
Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Greenish Concoction by Nakimochiku reviews
Don't let me fall asleep. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Helpful Nations by HappeDaez reviews
“Ah…formatting, out of character, names, and…” Japan paused as he read off the list. “…Why is lemon written here in such big letters?” France, Canada and Japan give advice to authors. Sex and jokes ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Worth a Try by ResidentPyromaniac reviews
When it hurts more then could ever be imagined, smile brighter than anyone else. But the facade can only stay up for so long.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Hush Now, Go to Sleep by lucky seventh reviews
Peter snuggled further under the blankets before speaking again. "I had a dream everybody forgot about Sealand..." he sniffled, and Arthur almost—but not quite—cracked a smile at that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2010 - England/Britain, Sealand - Complete
All we need is a little love by marinoa reviews
Francis decides to find out what Arthur has to tell him but what he refuses to say. This is a sequel to my fic LETTERS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
How To Defile an Angel in Ten Steps or Less by Nakimochiku reviews
Armed with little but "Defiling Angels for Dummies" Arthur is told to corrupt an Angel who shouldn't have been in heaven in the first place. fml. Fruk, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Różowy by kotobaka reviews
Lithuania comes home one day to find that Poland wants to redecorate. Fluff ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Today's Forecast by Tawnyblood reviews
In today's forecast there's some heart break, but comfort waiting for you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Photograph by KSFWolfe reviews
That's right; Prussia had been at the wedding, too. / PruHun fluff, with mentions of AusHun. Romance or friendship...could go either way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit by Peridot Tears reviews
Elizaveta Héderváry has but one duty as a spy: seduce Hauptscharführer Gilbert Beilschmidt; and she would rather jump off a cliff, which both of them would be more than fine with. Unfortunately, Roderich would be more displeased with that than adultery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,711 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Keeping the Faith by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** What if Lucy *had* decided to go across the gorge when she saw Aslan, regardless of whether her siblings came with her? At least she won't be alone…and it is not just Aslan who joins her… EDIT: FINAL CH. UP! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,615 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Drunken Apologies by EthanR reviews
"You used to love me, and adore me, and respect me... What happened?" A drunk Arthur talks to himself in his sitting room. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Letter to West by LeOverture reviews
Locked in a dark room, Prussia writes a letter to the most important person in his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Homeward Bound by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
There are those who wait patiently for us. Even if we don't realize it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Of Picnics and Brotherhood by applejack00 reviews
An outing to America for a quick hockey game turns into an entire afternoon spent with his incorrigible brother, and Matthew is reminded that, for better or for worse, he and Alfred will forever share the indescribable bond of two brothers. ohgodthetitle
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Courting by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
The End Of Nations by WaitingWatching reviews
...The person who had entered turned and felt around the wall to find a light switch. He found it and in a few moments the room was revealed. In its centre tied up to some metal post that had long since lost its purpose, hung a noose. 'T' for angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Road Map by Lizard Pie reviews
Prussia's entire history is written on his body, and Canada is determined to get to know it. This sort of knowledge, however, doesn't come without a price.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Property of the USA by Thisissecret reviews
England has had enough of France molesting him. After voicing his complaints to America, the younger nation decides to help out, oblivious to the fact that England might not appreciate the gesture... USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You're not Mine Anymore by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
During the War of 1812, American sailors were impressed into the British navy... Secretly, America's boss at the time sent him across the pond to attempt and reason with his former mentor. Slight USUK, slight angst. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love is War by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
When America was asked by England's boss to pick him up from a bar, he expected to be lugging a drunken Brit back to his house, not have to fight his way through a pit of punks and drag him off stage. Includes Punk!Iggy. USUK short one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Day Out by Nikopolatik reviews
Canada, Prussia, and Sealand are left out of the world conference and spend the day together. Mostly fluff, with a little PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Changement by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
Tell me a bedtime story by pretense reviews
He didn't know when his customary goodnight kisses moved from the top of the boy's ashen blonde mop of hair to his pink, pouty lips. UK/US Shotacon. Do not be deceived by the innocent title! Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
An Histrionic Afternoon by Koi Fish reviews
If atlases are the Hetalian dirty magazines, what does that make geographic documentaries...? USUK, with hints of a lemon on the horizon, but nothing explicit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
The Worst by RainKrystal reviews
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst."- Winston Churchill. Trivia question!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When You Left Me by Verin Mystal reviews
Upon meeting America for the first time, England spends four months settling America down in a new home, teaching him his language and culture. After he is settled, England decides it’s time to return home. America takes it badly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
FRANCIS: The User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own FRANCIS unit! Please read this instruction manual to completely understand how to take proper care of your FRANCIS unit. Note: We are not responsible for any STDS or pregnancies caused by FRANCIS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France - Complete
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
FELICIANO Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own FELICIANO unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your FELICIANO unit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
I Don't Hate You by Verin Mystal reviews
America was so impressionable during his colonial days, be it for good or bad. England was sure he’d never forget coming home one day after a long meeting in town and finding America, dressed in his old pirate gear, on the roof of their home. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
A Rabbit's Freedom by cosmicrays reviews
A young Alfred spots a rabbit and decides to make it his pet. He chases after it through the forest. Arthur finds him later, crying. Fluff and foreshadowing, a bit of UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Taste of the Past by KyosBeads13 reviews
A thunderstorm in the middle of the night leaves Alfred terrified and the only place he's certain he'll receive comfort is... In Arthur's bed. USUK, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cherish Forever by ArixaBell reviews
England says goodbye to his historical figure human lover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Overtime by LilFlow reviews
USUK Arthur's been working late into the night only to fall asleep at his desk. Upon waking up he finds a familiar jacket covering him and a loud voice shouting from outside the room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
So He Doesn't Forget by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
Someone asks Kumajiro why does he always ask who Canada is. The answer is something they never expected. Just a really bad one-shot I thought up to get rid of my writer's block... No pairings just a really short one-shot. Review if you want, but it sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
Shudder by Ellarose C reviews
He doesn't care where he goes, just away from his bed, from the recesses of his mind. He trusts his feet to take him where he needs to go. They have never led him wrong before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Memoirs of a Girl by Gosangoku reviews
I'm just your regular lower-class, gender-confused, lonely teenage girl who can't stop thinking about a certain red-eyed German boy... — Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
It's general knowledge by marinoa reviews
A French artist visits an English loner. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Śmigus Dyngus and Zwanzgerle by elitetrine reviews
Based off of the plot of Motherly Instincts... Or Not, by Kit Yami. Fem!Switzerland and chibi!Poland spend Easter Monday together, each introducing the other to their traditions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Switzerland, Poland - Complete
The Golden Age Has To Start Somewhere by Tamer Lorika reviews
When Lietuvos meets Polska for the first time, he hopes that they will become great friends. However, he doesn't count on the fact that they are in fact betrothed. And the little Polish "girl" is NOT HAPPY. Written for the PolLiet Secret Santa @ LJ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Not Quite A Storybook Romance by absolute power reviews
Gakuen-verse, written for xdiamondwings on LJ. Alfred likes to watch the student council president in the library, and people start to take notice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
ASK BORS by HeyiyaIf reviews
Your agony uncle Bors'es column in the Camlann Gazette. No problem's too big, and none too small.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Bors
Reminisce by The Faded Guardian reviews
Gilbert reminisces about his past with Elizaveta. told in flashbacks & narration. rated for Gil's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Not Quite Juliet by Nakimochiku reviews
You wanted me to sneak up to Elizaveta's room and kiss her? France x England, oneshot, enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Globes by Nakimochiku reviews
why is it called the Globe Theater, when it's not actually a globe? France x England plus Kid! America and Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Steal Your Soul They Say by Nakimochiku reviews
Get that freaking camera out of my face! France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4815 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Pirate's life for me by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
English Roses by EverythingIsMagic reviews
It was their engagement that had borne the idea in America's mind. If he was going to bind himself to England, then maybe he should give England a little piece of himself as well, like the older nation did for him every year. AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just one of the ways by marinoa reviews
Something was not right; quite many things, in the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
For the Sake of a Tudor by randomlvr1 reviews
The Tudor House - the craziest family of lunatics to ever take the throne of England. It lasted only three generations, and good riddance. Current Crazy - The Aftermath of England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Of Death and Glory by storm-brain reviews
No matter how many monsters you kill, and kill, and kill again, how many enemy half-bloods fall to your knife, you cannot always save those closest to you. A half blood realizes that with glory comes death. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
The Marvels of Cosplay by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
When Arthur is kidnapped by Kiku and Francis to be forced into cosplay outfits, what's a hero to do? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Trust and Deceit by Zalia Chimera reviews
1940. After the rise of Vichy and England's sinking of France's naval fleet, the inevitable confrontation between the two allies occurs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Rabbit by Kat-Invasion reviews
One shot. Prussia, Hungary, and Austria face the unexpected death of a pet. But, since when is death expected to the lovers of the deseased? Minor Gore, Slightly AU, no pairings. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Writing Sweet Nothings by Gosangoku reviews
Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Goodbye, PS I Love You by Nakimochiku reviews
He should have known this would happen. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Making Sure by Nakimochiku reviews
I just wanted to hear your voice. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Top Hat by Nakimochiku reviews
Finally! Finally I'm more fashionable than you! France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Most Awesome Date Plan Ever by comptine reviews
It was foolproof. He had worked out every plan, every detail and each possible outcome almost guaranteed him Elizaveta's love. Until it was ruined by Gilbert's two cockblocking best friends. Gilbert/ElizavetaAU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Four Times by Waiting.At.The.End reviews
Three times they betrayed each other and how they reconciled. Lithuania/Poland Toris/Feliks
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The End of the World by Zalia Chimera reviews
England broke a special gift that was given to France, and France is less than happy. Gen. Young!England, Young!France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Lullaby by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'Normally America was the last to fall asleep and consequently the last to awake, but now, for once, the roles were reversed.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Milk With Honey by Nakimochiku reviews
You came all the way here for that? slight Young!France x Chibi!England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Ruination by Nakimochiku reviews
Whenever there was something wrong with France, it always started at his fingers. oneshot, slight France x UK, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Florida by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
What on earth does Alfred mean by "taking a trip down to Florida"? Arthur is about to find out... No lemons, Rated T for suggestive themes and swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Play Date by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Germania and Rome decide to bring their grandsons together for a play date. Things go as can be expected when you bring little Feli, Lovi, Gilbert, and Ludwig together...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
In Silk by Nakimochiku reviews
Francis never called him beautiful. Oneshot, France x England, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Thank You by Nakimochiku reviews
Poor England's pet bunny is sick. Young!France x Chibi!England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Alcoholics by REDskies reviews
Hungary, Prussia thinks, is an awesome drunk. T for Prussia's mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Boy Who Never Grew Up by LCAAS reviews
Once upon a time there was an Island, and its heart was a Boy who never Grew Up
Crossover - Peter Pan & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Peter Pan - Complete
Leunung by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Separated by a Common Language, Indeed by ai-08 reviews
In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Memoirs of an English Busboy by comptine reviews
If Arthur was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a Frenchman groping him, suffocating between a pair of large Ukrainian breasts and a failing band on the side. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Because Thorns Have Roses by keepfabandgayon reviews
The first rose came a few weeks after New Year’s Day. A thousand days later, the final rose arrived.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Photographic Evidence by fynnorian reviews
England loses a bet and has to go to the World Summit in his pirate getup, complete with mannerisms. America finds this development unexpectedly attractive. England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Save The Last Dance For Me by Nakimochiku reviews
Francis hated her. Arthur was his after all. France x England, slight AU, oneshot, Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Lounging at the Pool by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Being forced to go to the pool by his younger brother is annoying enough. Add a persistent Spaniard and you get a very unhappy Romano. Semi-AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Snow Watching by orangepencils reviews
Toris wasn't back inside yet. He had told the blonde haired man some hours ago that he needed some time alone. Feliks knew what that meant and had said nothing, but now he was worried.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Of Rye Fields and Phone Calls by xxSkinnyBearxx reviews
Lithuania gets a late night phone call from Poland. Liet/Pol. Written for prompt #17 of my word challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Costume by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
*Sequel to Pirate, you must read that before reading this.* If America thinks Pirate!England looks stunning in that portrait, how will he react to the real thing? US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lysander by Zalia Chimera reviews
A bar after curfew in occupied France; three German soldiers, an unexpected encounter and maybe the renewal of France's hope. England/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Breakable by comptine reviews
Some people mocked Arthur Kirkland for still believing in Santa even though he was turning eighteen. Francis Bonnefoy found other things to mock him for. FrUKAU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Pirate by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
There were many rooms that were off limits to America in England's house, one being filled with portraits and photos. While England is out, America decides to sneak into the room. What does he find? And how does England react? US/UK in the end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Assurance and Hope by WingedFlight reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Father Christmas has one last trip before he can rest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Father Christmas - Complete
Bedtime Stories by MerAngel reviews
Liechtenstein is having problems getting to sleep. Lucky for her that all the other nations are willing to help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Desaparición by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Fairytale by Nakimochiku reviews
in the end, everything had just been a fairytale. France x Uk, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Whirling Patterns by WingedFlight reviews
A wild dance in the forest...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Wading Through the River by Gossamer Nightmare reviews
It was wading through the river where he finally lost his mind, and like a child, he cried out for the hand that had once held a firm grip on his heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Stare at the Wall, Stare out the Window by Star-Child-Yeci reviews
One Shot / He sees them, they see him. His name's Arthur but everyone calls him "Boo". As he watches, the summers go by and the years end. Even though he hasn't been caught, he's still scared of Nathan. Boo's perspective of the first 7 Chapters of TKaMB.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Always prepare a stiff drink when dealing with by Aries Draco reviews
...infernal creatures. From kink meme. England tries his hand at summoning again. At least it's not Russia he gets this time...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/3/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Any Other Way by Zalia Chimera reviews
VE-Day and the Arc du Triomphe offers the best views of Paris for two allies celebrating the end of their war. France/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Games We Play by green frogs reviews
His green eyes were beautiful. They turned different shades of green when he expressed different feelings. They were now a dark, almost black green. Anger. He growled and took my shoulders, backing me into the wall of the bedchamber." Ares&Aphrodite
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Aphrodite, Ares - Complete
Beauty Sleeps by WingedFlight reviews
Prince Charming is determined to reach the top of the tower in order to wake the sleeping princess, but will he manage to do it?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Those Younger Days by fatpandafatpanda reviews
Non-Nation AU. "The seven-year-old albino pouted and said 'It'll be different this time' At this, Elizaveta raised an eyebrow."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Hungary, Prussia
Subject to Change by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
Perhaps there was hope. Hope that they could someday get along, and put their childish fights behind them. FrUK, modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bloody Hell by bloodonthepages reviews
After discovering that each country can be personified, the world leaders bring the second Great War to a halt in order to recouncil. Which is why, no matter how hard Engalnd kicked and screamed, Prussia was dining with the royal family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Young Heart by WingedFlight reviews
Strange, how war and love twist everything into confusion.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
TTFN in Tortall by king's-own-knight reviews
Kel, Alanna, and Co. have computers and AIM screen names. Haha, the title rhymes. Yeah... R and R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006
Crowning Tristan by Sedri reviews
We've seen Tristan grow from a boy to a man, but how does that man become a king? A gapfiller between the end of the battle and the coronation. Movieverse, with elements from the book. Canon pairings. Discontinued; final chapters summarised.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,755 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
The Soundtrack of Life by dancechick307 reviews
The soundtrack of life is the sweet silent melody playing in the background every step you take. A series of oneshots all inspired by songs. Contains angsty, bittersweet, and romantic moments. Multiple pairings, such as Thuke and Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009
Mo Ghile Mear by LadyTemeraire reviews
Francis chases after lovers; Arthur avoids them altogether; yet deep down, they're more alike than they seem, and they're the only ones who know why. A collection of snapshots throughout their history. Slightly angsty history, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Fantasies by WingedFlight reviews
It wasn't a real world Susan and her siblings had made stories about. But somehow the fantasy had twisted itself into her reality and made them one.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Rumplestiltskin: A Tale Retold by Keppiehed reviews
The classic fairy tale, retold from a different point of view. Warnings: some dark twists in this one! Rated T for mild language and adult situations. Written for Brigit's Flame challenge.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
The Wind Cries Mary by theatricalice reviews
He doesn't need to think anymore. Except about her.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Recovered Files by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
The day the papers had been signed, the divorce finalized, Hungary left Austria's house. It took her only a few seconds to realize exactly which direction she found herself running in. PrussiaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Lessons Learned by evil-step-sister reviews
Rand and the rest of the Emond Fielders decide on one last visit home before the Last Battle, which they know will be soon. One-shot.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Rand A. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet Had It Easy by Q.S reviews
Hermione is spending the summer with the Malfoys. Perfect. But during the course of the summer Juliet Malfoy has a genious idea. If Romeo and Juliet came from fighting sides and fell in love, why not Draco and Hermione? They just need a happier ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Let the Rain Bring You Rest and Shame and Love by sky tulips reviews
Of French mornings and British mornings. Of odd socks and odd couples. Of Francis. And of Arthur. France/England One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Early to Rise by EverythingIsMagic reviews
England has always been a morning person, someone who believes it's best to be up with the dawn. But America has other ideas. Sleeping in? That's what Saturday mornings are for! Now he just needs to convince England of it... AmericaxEngland. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Je t'aime by Darkfire75 reviews
little!France/little!England. England can't understand France's "weird" language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
His Queen by Darkfire75 reviews
England/Queen Elizabeth I. She was *his* queen and *his* alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Silent Tears by WingedFlight reviews
The Pevensie children are dead; only Susan remains, but she is a ghost of her former glory... -- Companion piece to Quiet Secrets.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Silver and Gold by WingedFlight reviews
Or, A Land Once Known. -- Susan reflects on the changes of Narnia in two connected drabbles. Written for the NFFR colour challenge.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Bus Stop by clearly-opaque reviews
Oneshot;; The events which happen when two rivals end up waiting at the same bench, one cloudy morning. Arthur wishes that Francis would leave Alfred and Matthew out of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Moment of Gold by WingedFlight reviews
Caspian catches a moment between the Pevensies as they prepare for the raid on Miraz's castle. Movieverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
I Love Thee by RacRules reviews
Zoe Nightshade contemplates her true feelings for Percy on her deathbed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Zoë N., Percy J. - Complete
Royal Wingman by greenconverses reviews
For all his grace in the throne room and skill on the battle field, the High King of Narnia was absolutely terrible with the female sex. Good thing Edmund always has his back when it comes to these things. Brotherfic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
A Stag in the Wandlight by siriusly klutzy reviews
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,322 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Time and Again by WingedFlight reviews
Caspian is using the horn to call Susan back into Narnia time and again, and she doesn't like it. A clash between movieverse and bookverse, with Suspian parady!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Exclusive Interview with Rand al'Thor by Lorendiac reviews
Set between Books 8 and 9. A journalist has finally gotten the chance to ask Rand some penetrating questions about what it's like to be the Dragon Reborn.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Rand A. - Complete
Lost and Broken by WingedFlight reviews
Edmund enters the house to find a stench, his dad, and a problem. After all, he never did tell his dad what had happened to his torch... Father-son bonding
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
A Selfish Thing by Anna Nigma reviews
Soul mates are all well and good but what happens to the one left out? Colin Craven loved his cousin.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
The Funeral Of Christine Daee by nollie724 reviews
The Funeral Of Christine Daee is a short story about what happens at her funeral, who pays their respects, and who returns to see Christine for the last time.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Give me my Acorn! by xJohnsFutureHopex reviews
Reepicheep want's his acorn from Pattertwig who wont give him one. See what greed has in store. Funny/Humous/POTC Humor. Please Review!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Reepicheep - Complete
Light Fades on Charn by WingedFlight reviews
Mourn for Charn / That once bright gem / That jewel of all cities!" A lament on the passing of Charn.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Faking It: Forsaken by Cat Alex reviews
Faking It fever hits the Wheel of Time world and now one man will try his hardest with the help of some Forsaken to fool a board of judges that he is a Forsaken. Will he be up to the challenge?
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
To the Moon and Beyond by EverythingIsMagic reviews
He'd always been one to reach for the sky, America. And even with his natural cynicism, England couldn't deny the awe he felt at what he was watching with the other nation. "I'm proud of you," England proclaimed. Apollo 11 Moon Landing- AmericaxEngland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Pair of WireCrossed Lovers by Virtuous Vampire reviews
For ne'er was a tale of more woe than this of emo Juliet and her cross-dressing Romeo. Contains vulgar language and characters that are WAY too obsessed with sex.Spoof/Parody.R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Of Rabbits and Nations by Tanya Tsuki reviews
England has never seen a rabbit before, so France decides to remedy this by giving him one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Descent Into Madness by Name On The Spine reviews
Really, just a bit of insight into the world Angeline lived in . . . "“Mother?” A stoic, familiar voice said. Who was this? Why did he call me Mother? I didn’t have a son." It's a little confusing, but she is mad.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Angeline F. - Complete
Thievery and Trench Coats by WingedFlight reviews
Someone is stealing all the pies from the royal kitchens, and it isn’t fair – and certainly isn’t Just. And so Edmund the Just King sets out to find the Pie Thief and return everything to its proper order.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edmund Pevensie
Memories of World's End by WingedFlight reviews
Sun and sand and waves and sea and a Lion and a door. The memories of Eustace at World's End.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Eustace Scrubb - Complete
The Mary Sue Who TRIED to Win Legolas's Heart by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Written at 2 in the morning because I hate Mary-Sues so much that I must write this down. About a Mary-Sue named Mary-Sue no offense if your name IS Mary-Sue who tries to woo Legolas but her plans backfire. Muahaha. DIE, YOU MARY-SUES!-cough- Sorry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Legolas - Complete
Survey Says by Dazedandconfused8616 reviews
This struck me as a good idea to write, and I don't know if it's been done before, but I felt like writing this, so I did. It's basically a survey that characters from Harry Potter took. All feedback is welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Of Cookies and Those Who Make Them by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/24/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
O Divino Pecado by Jayne Foyer reviews
-"You, my child, are the divine sin."- Novinha/Libo, Quim's conception and birth.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Phoebe by speakingwordsofwisdom reviews
Loving my brillint title, cept had nothing to call it. Basically a monologue of how i thought phoebe might really feel, cos i always thought she'd have more to say about her past.love it? hate it? sticking pins in a doll of me cos i wrote it? review pls!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009
Achromatic by bittersweet-musings reviews
We'd all like a look into the brilliant Master Fowl's mind, wouldn't we? Turns out, it's not too pretty. Older Artemis. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Wickham Knows Best by PlasmaBall reviews
Wickham wouldn't have just eloped with Lydia like that. Here lies evil scheming, drunk companions and nefarious Wickham. Strangely enough, not a crackfic. Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Imaginary by WingedFlight reviews
Lucy is telling her stories again..." An Unbelieving Susan fic - with a twist.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Of Darkness and Light, Of Bad and Good by Emily92 reviews
A look into Boo Radley's mind towards the end of To Kill a Mockingbird.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Never Again by DarkMasterofCupcakes reviews
Oneshot. Why did Novinha and Ender not have children of their own in the time between Speaker and Xenocide? The theory of one person is told in this story. Includes character death and spoilers.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Enticing Dracula For Dummies by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Who says Dracula should have complete control? Just follow these 5 steps and have the Master of Seduction eating out of the palm of your hand. Enjoy!R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Dracula - Complete
Yellow by Gun toten Girly reviews
-Oneshot- For a person of your magnitude, it was impossible to believe you could be taken down so easily. And by what? A sickness? I refused to believe it. But even so, for years on end, I slowly lost my hope. Humans were fragile creatures, after all.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Let Your Mind Go by mistykasumi reviews
Neither Remus nor Harry is over Sirius. Set between books 6&7, written before book 7 came out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Day at the White City by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The world's first Ferris Wheel is unveiled at the Chicago World's Fair of 1893, and America is dying to ride it with England. England is somewhat less excited about it. Slight America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Open Door by Ragna ICEland reviews
That’s it! It’s time to take matters into my own hands if I’m not to go stir crazy because of their stupidity and pigheadedness. Modernized. One-shot.
Wuthering Heights - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
The Game by Manda0610 reviews
Draco didn't plan on it. It was supposed to be a one time thing...just a game with Granger's head. Until she won. Now it's a war of wits and lips. You bring the Corona, I got the lime! DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,629 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What Once Was by LCAAS reviews
Sometimes, England dreams of what went before or, A Dream of the World that Was
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Saving Peter by siriusly klutzy reviews
Upon having a rat literally fall into their laps, Lily and Alice decide he needs to look a bit nicer. But whose rat could it be? And what chaos will he create?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Other Side by Ari Gozen reviews
Ryoma is forced to drink one of Inui's horrible drinks. And it's turned him into a girl! Now what happens when Eiji falls for this new 'Ryoma? Oneshot. /I have finally edited my mistake with Eiji's family name. Thank you to those who pointed it out!/
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - E. Ryoma, Kikumaru E. - Complete
What a Night! by WingedFlight reviews
Edmund is woken in the night by a rather frenzied faun... and it just gets worse. Warning: attempted humour.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Meeting of Stars by WingedFlight reviews
Tarva, Lord of Victory, and Alambil, Lady of Peace draw near in the sky. An encounter that bears good fortune for Narnia occurs...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
I'll Never Know by WingedFlight reviews
Edmund sits in the linen closet and contemplates Aslan's sacrifice. Songfic - Here I am to Worship
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
A Matter of Technique by B.C Daily reviews
Caught in the act of trying to learn how to waltz, James's dancing troubles result in some interesting consequences. LJ.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dissection of a Mary Sue by ArianaRae reviews
We've all seen them. We all know them. A field guide to that worst nightmare of readers everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Declaration of Love? by WingedFlight reviews
Lucy is reflecting on the changes in Narnia when Reep comes to her with a startling confession. Lucy/Reep Slightly AU.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Lucy Pevensie, Reepicheep - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? by WingedFlight reviews
A simple question that requires much thought to be answered truthfully. One-shot
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Easter Dawning by WingedFlight reviews
Far in the east, on the Island of a resting star, Easter dawns. One-shot Set several years before Prince Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Ramandu, Ramandu's daughter - Complete
The Disadvantages of Elven Hearing by ElvenStrife reviews
The Fellowship are approaching Moria, getting closer with each step but they are still a ways off. Having stopped to make camp for the night, will they discover just what it takes to make an Elf snap...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Chatroom 0902 by SilverGreen98 reviews
Draco and Hermione in a chat room. Need I say more? DMHG Complete, but could have more chappies if I get feedback ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
La Nuit by Carys Langley reviews
AU, TeFu: In Paris, Tezuka is alone, and Fuji is lonely. There's scarcely a difference. “I will call you Tezuka.” At this, the waiter wears a mischievous grin, “Unless you like mon cher better.”
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Tezuka K., Fuji S.
So It's a Drinking Game by GuiltyPleasuresAndDeadlySins reviews
…why Legolas could drink so much and not fall over. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! 1st in what should turn into a series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians by Paige Darke reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Cup of Sugar by Tickle Me Rainbow reviews
Who knew Angela was going to get… this kind of Sugar… For Let Love In. One shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Angela/Akari, Chase - Complete
Living in Wonderland by The One Called Demetra reviews
Never looking back is hard when his ghost is still hovering behind you, just barely out of sight.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Kitty J. - Complete
Mind Games by MiaKikuMaru23 reviews
Seigaku Regulars are caught in the rain inside the clubroom. Luckily, Inui has his Laptop. What would happen? The site mentioned there is not mine too.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - E. Ryoma, Kikumaru E. - Complete
His first love by dreamerlovesjacob reviews
my first story, so its not going to be good. r&r. please read
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
In His Element by llamaglamasama reviews
Different elements of Echizen Ryoma's association with Fuji Syuusuke.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Jane Eyre, the Facebook edition by writergal85 reviews
An exercise in extreme summarization.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Poetry by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Embers by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is of the opinion that a certain ranger is taking far too long to start a simple campfire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
I hate you! by Telcontar187 reviews
Little Estel is angry with his foster father and Legolas tells him a sad story about reckless words. Written for Teitho Contest "Excuses".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Ways To Annoy our favorite POTC Characters by Afergie1234 reviews
Basically It's what the Title says Ways To Annoy our favorite POTC Characters, hope you guys enjoy. requests are always welcome AND... Thank you to Flygon Pirate it is how u spell it isn't it? for staying with me from the very begining
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7917 - Favs: 7,453 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful by Reall-Goodchild reviews
I was beautiful once.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Hera - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
I'll Always Be Waiting For You by Power of the Pen12 reviews
Holly's husband, Trouble Kelp, has been killed by some old rivals; she seeks comfort with Artemis, who is painfully in love with her. Oneshot. Angst; H/T, one-sided A/H. Written before AF 6. The song is "Shiver" by Coldplay. Yes, a songfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Swing Sets and Picnics by EverythingIsMagic reviews
"I cannot believe," England spoke between swings, the wind muffling his words, "that I came across the pond to play on a blasted swing set with you." USxUK. FLUFF.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Day in the Snow by KittySlave reviews
Just another fun filled day in the snow with Legolas, his favorite human and soon.... Elladan and Elrohir?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Blackout by HopeGrace1290 reviews
Ryoma finds himself trapped in a room with Sakuno during a blackout. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2009 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
The Freak Show Next Door by BlondeOnBlonde34 reviews
They were weird. But how come it was so right for them? warning: incest, Susan/Peter, Lucy/Edmund, warning: suicide
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
All Because of Betty by siriusly klutzy reviews
In order to get James exactly what he wanted, his friends had to convince him he didn’t want it anymore. Could they pull off ‘The Ultimate Prank’ with the help of Lily by convincing James that he should stop chasing her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
February 14 by Cinpii reviews
Ryoma x Sakuno. Non-yaoi. Sequel to January 14. No one ever said it was easy being Ryoma’s friend. This was a fact that Sakuno could attest to, trapped by the boy she liked but who was completely oblivious to her feelings...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2009 - R. Sakuno, E. Ryoma - Complete
Lost Fantasies by Carys Langley reviews
AU TezuFuji, Tezuka is a wealthy, successful...virgin. His 'good friend' Atobe decides to remedy that by introducing him to the beautiful, alluring Fuji. 'I run because I want you to catch me, Tezuka-sama. Don't worry, I'll run slow.'
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,735 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Tezuka K., Fuji S.
The diary of Arthur Boo Radley by jellosquare reviews
Arthur writes about the Finch kids, and about things at home.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Gríma's Questionable Summer Reading List by star-breaker990 reviews
Gríma interrupts Éowyn's afternoon - she is trying to read and he ruins everything! until she finally gets her own back - it leaves him with a story he will not want to re-live again - and leaves her with an insight into his reading delights!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
My Narnian Tree by WingedFlight reviews
Digory sits at his window and watches his Narnian Tree. A short poem. Digory's POV
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Digory Kirke - Complete
The Fellowship by Duece McNAlly reviews
A poem I wrote back in highschool, detailing the events of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Extremely Unrealistic Coincidences by ladyclaire4161 reviews
What happens when you put an angry Lily Evans next to James Potter on a ten hour flight to California? A series of extremely unrealistic coincidences find Lily and James stuck together during the summer before their seventh year. Will changes occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,788 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Goodnight, Wendy by IamNOTanALIEN reviews
It's been forever. He's just thankful she can still remember him in the most subtle way. sad. HAHA R&R, please!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
Just A Girl by something-like-love reviews
WIP. 100 stories about Ariana Dumbledore for 100 Quills. Take a journey through her life as she acts... like a normal teenager, surprisingly enough. Does laundry, argues with her brothers, daydreams about Gellert Grindelwad... Just a normal girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Albus D.
Saved by the Boots by RoadRunnerKirby reviews
Another Nathaniel lives fic. Starts out when Bartimaeus and Nathaniel are in the Glass Palace. Because there isn't enough BartxNat out there. Warning: Slash, yaoi, shounen-ai, malexmale. Some KittyxJakob, too.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Flying Lessons by Dorryen Golde reviews
Peter/Wendy. How the 2003 movie should have ended. Peter learns that he cannot run away forever.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
The Seven Chapters by nikki-of-stormhold reviews
A series of seven chapters, seperate scenes set in Stormhold, little one off un-related scenes. Mostly Septimus stuff, as he is marvellous. Several genres of chapter.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009
Insanity Incarnate by MyWideEyes reviews
One-Shot. When Jack's crew mutinys and maroons him on an island, he has only himself for company.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by nautika reviews
Eldarion is entertaining his sisters and Elboron while Arwen is in labor. The obvious question arises.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Eldarion, Elboron - Complete
Chain Story by Navigator101 reviews
This is just a chain story some friends and I have made. It's pretty funny. It also has a lot of Apollo and Artemis interaction with each other and with the other Greek Gods and Goddesses. It includes most of the gods seeing a therapist.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
James Through The Ages by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has always had impressive eyes, and James knew this from day one. A new reaction from James four different times he’s mesmerized by her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Catch a Glimpse by WingedFlight reviews
Proffesor Kirke catches a glimpse of the Pevensie's time in Narnia... Mostly bookverse, with a few elements from the movie. One-shot
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Digory Kirke - Complete
Elephant in the Room by Rude Gus reviews
“No, Lily, I mean there’s an elephant in the room. Over there. It’s standing on your purple scarf.” A prequel of sorts to Haggis.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Keeping Watch by Nienna100 reviews
Aragorn has a wife, a son, and a Kingdom that love him. He does not know that there is an elf with feelings for him too, keeping watch over him always. Oneshot. Desire for slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Lion Forgives by WingedFlight reviews
Formerly Narnian Memories - Polly visits Digory and meets the Pevensies - and learns something astonishing. And can the Pevensies help Polly to heal old wounds?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Polly Plummer, Digory Kirke - Complete
Stuck With YOU by Mrs Prongs Mrs Padfoot reviews
CHAPTER TEN ADDED - COMPLETE Sirius bribes Lily into becoming the victim of one of his stupid games -- before she knows it, the whole school is playing and she's stuck with James the entire twelve hours of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Until the End of Their Days by Padawan Jess Kenobi reviews
A young Aragorn and Legolas get in a bit of trouble with Orcs, as usual. They both get injured, and it is only their strength and loyalty to each other that can save them. Friendship fic, with some hurt heroes of course.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Slogans and Madness by The Quote Bandit reviews
Just as Rand finally realizes he's mad, his so-called friends have to go prove it to him. The nerve!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Love in a far off place by Galenfea reviews
A short scene on the eve of the Battle of Helm's Deep, in which Aragorn discovers something he didn't know about Legolas: Aragorn is not the only one who misses his beloved.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
FiftyFifty by zirrow reviews
You have brown eyes, and I have green eyes. I say that's fiftyfifty. Oneshot. James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Things I Shouldn't Have Learned At The Academy by Major Trouble reviews
A list of 101 things Trouble Kelp never should have learned at the Academy- but did. Some ideas are worse than others. Some are just plain stupid. Some you might not understand. WARNING: Some not-so-nice content. Nothing graphic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Trouble K.
A Reflection on Gambling and Wat by LackofColorHere reviews
Chaucer thinks about his addiction to vices. Slash!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Sugar Rush by sweetsunshine000 reviews
Eiji had just a little too much sugar for breakfast. Now he's on a sugar rush, and he's having a hard time shutting up. DREAM PAIR
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kikumaru E., Fuji S. - Complete
unseen shadow of the moon by the roaming goddess reviews
As Percy and co. take off to rescue Annabeth from the Titans, a disaster strikes camp. A quest is taken by a girl desperate to prove that there’s a lot going under the surface. Meet Ingrid, the girl who is suppose to be wearing high-heels and make-up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Word by The Quote Bandit reviews
A small almost-drabble story of Mat and his creation of a new word that we use alot today. What is that word? I'm not going to tell you, find out for yourself! You'll find out why it's rated what it is when you read it.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
The Reason Why by Zayz reviews
LJ. “You never did tell me, you know.” James wants to know the reason why Lily finally decided to date him. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
The Hayloft by lachatdelarue reviews
A Mat/Rand one-shot, set during The Eye of the World - no spoilers outside of that book . Written for the prompt "remember when we..." for smallfandomfest @ livejournal.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
So Many Stories by storm-brain reviews
They were all gone, but their stories were clamouring to be told. Rick Riordan as he writes the Lightning Thief. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Save Me From This Darkness by AmiNoo reviews
Shadows can only claim victory when all hope is lost. Trust that your light will never fade should you wish for it to remain... One-shot :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Serenading Father Christmas by siriusly klutzy reviews
They say that you have to face your fears in order to get over them. I found another way, and I prefer this one much more. My answer to my fears isn’t to face them, but to snog them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Love at First 'Fwah' by siriusly klutzy reviews
“It was love at first sight.” “Star-crossed lovers.” How come everyone else gets the romantic moments and I get the ones that happen when my brain and mouth aren’t functioning properly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Family by Fayah reviews
Echizen Rinko couldn't help but feel that her husband had gotten the luckier end of parenting.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - E. Ryoma, E. Rinko - Complete
Sunshine in a Bag by vintage88 reviews
Dear Klaus, I hope you start to cry again, because those tears will be the only thing to ever restore your sight. oneshot;
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sunny B. - Complete
So you want to be a Titan? by storm-brain reviews
Luke and Atlas are trying to get more support for their cause. It's not working out so well. So very discontinued it's not even funny.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
A Child's Wisdom by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
On a late summer night, young Estel offers words of comfort to a grieving Legolas. Non-slash oneshot/drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
New Stars by Iris Aquarius reviews
One shot right after Orions death. Artemis's lament.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Sun on the Leaves by Nari-nick reviews
She doesn't care about whatever barriers there are supposed to be between them. BxK.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Starting better by Vbabe11 reviews
Snippets of the begining of a new life. Perhaps very little one shot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Violet B., Justice S. - Complete
How the Platypus Came to Be by methamadeus reviews
Written two years ago... this is the true story of how such a strange creature as the platypus was created. Very short.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Ramandu's Daughter by WingedFlight reviews
Told in the first person, Ramandu's daughter's story of falling in love, the secret of her name, the powers of a star... It says Ramandu as the character, but it's really his daughter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Ramandu, Caspian X - Complete
Cupid's Malice by ljv reviews
Apollo's first love was Daphne. He loved her while she spurned him. He chased her as she ran from him. She was saved from his grasp by transforming into the Laurel tree. He could never have her. This is what would have happened if she never gave up.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008
Dreams of Narnia by WingedFlight reviews
Placed after the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and before Prince Caspian. Lucy finds herself having trouble adjusting to life back on Earth. Told in the first person.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
A Reason to Fight by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. An Elf learns something very important about the race of Men, and in doing so finds another reason to fight the Shadow. Characters: Legolas and Aragorn, with brief appearances by Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Family Arguments by SweetlyDesolated reviews
OneShot, what happens in our world when the Gods and Goddesses are mad with their relatives.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hades, Artemis - Complete
The Proper Lyric by B.C Daily reviews
."All I'm saying is that--as someone who has been familiar with the tune longer--I most likely have the advantage in knowing the proper lyrics." James and Lily argue about the proper lyrics to an old Christmas favorite. LJoneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For Beer and Country by starshards reviews
The year is 1776. The French Revolution is in full swing, and two drinking buddies, united in their love for beer and for battle, find themselves sitting in a little pub wondering what it could all mean for them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2008 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Birthday Surprises by B.C Daily reviews
Lily gets an early-morning surprise on her birthday. LilyJames drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Try, Trial, and Try Again by B.C Daily reviews
Spell engineering has never been so complicated than when an afternoon of trying and trialing leaves James and Lily in an interesting position. LJ-oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Extinguish by pathera reviews
Straight from the mind of Count Adhemar; his thoughts on the world and especially on Will. A character study, one-shot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Logic Doesn't Make Love by siriusly klutzy reviews
I don’t get it. If I’ve hated him for six years, how could I have possibly fallen for him? That doesn’t make sense. The six years should overpower the crazy dreams, right? Right!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
4,012 Items of Insanity by siriusly klutzy reviews
Who responds to a random letter attached to their owl claiming someone has 4,012 things? Alice and I do. Really, I’ve got to stop listening to that girl. No good comes out of anything I do when she comes up with the ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
10 ways to get rejected by XSTARLESSCITY reviews
7th year just happens to be the year that James Potter discovered pick-up lines. What is Lily going to do? A collection of cheesy pick-up lines, horrible innuendos, and perposetrous ask-outs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P.
The Marauders' Complex by The Luna Complex reviews
If a Marauder were to fill out one of those annoying Myspace surveys, how would it be done? One of my more crazier ideas. Now continued to include Harry's generation!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
The One She Trusts by StoryGirl02 reviews
Because after all, he's the one she trusts.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
The Disappearing Confession by siriusly klutzy reviews
How could we lose that note? It’s just gone, simply vanished, where anyone could read it and figure out that I, Lily Evans, fancy James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wall by Silver Evenstar reviews
Yvaine ponders about the different types of walls in her life.
Stardust - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
That Horrible Boy by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
Under construction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Back In Action by Holly25Trouble reviews
Sequil to Homecoming. A missing elf. Hidden powers. A possible romance brewing in the mix. When Holly returns to the LEP from the Academy, things change for the worse. But can they change for the better?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,995 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Amputation by homeric reviews
Tristan has a very bad day.
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Tristan, Dagonet - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Anamaria by MCat711 reviews
Jack really did earn that slap.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Looking Glass Girl by something-like-love reviews
The girl in the looking glass is very pretty, I think. Or she might have been, a long time ago. Ariana-centric drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
A Very fetching Rug by ThePurpleRose reviews
Nathaniel, you have a very feching rug in your hall." Bartimaeus plans to bring out the Nathaniel out of John Mandrake. Involves necklaces, guilt trips, soaps, coat stands and rugs. Please read and review; it's better on the inside! FINISHED!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Weddings! I Love Weddings! Drinks All Around! by EowynsPen reviews
A different take on Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. What if Lizzy reacted differently to Jack's proposal?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Good Man by Zayz reviews
Sparrabeth. Even now, Elizabeth thinks that Jack is a good man. Is he? Feel free to R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Galahad's dream by Gargoyle13 reviews
Galahad finds the peace and warmth he longs for in his dreams.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008
Lying to Lord Elrond by elvensecret reviews
Estel and Legolas have a reputation for getting into trouble whenever they are together. But how did the stories of battles with orcs and wargs get started? What kind of trouble did they really get into?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Of Death and Dreams and Djinn by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Whether it is meant to be or forced, it is the way I want it. Is it so wrong to just this once get what I want? Maybe it is- but I'm not sure I have a choice. Bartimaeus/Ptolemy. Please, please, please REVIEW!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Everything Burns by Gangster 90 reviews
Set during COTBP. While marooned on that island with Jack, how exactly DID Elizabeth mannage to burn all the food, the shade, the rum? This is NOT, I repeat N-O-T a Sparabeth story. J/E friendship... I think. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Consequences by sprocketwheel reviews
With regards to Beckett's weakness, and all actions having consequences.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
A ritual so habitual by noideagirl reviews
A LEJP twoshot "Not yet Lily. I don't think we ever will be." He lived for these moments. One day she'd just known. He was a decent person now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Horn of Valere by The Hecateae reviews
Short poem on the horn, based off the given concept that "He who sounds me seeks not glory but salvation."
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
The Death of MarySue by Dracolyte reviews
Mary-Sue Perfectson goes to Middle-Earth and tries to get some action. Hilarity ensues. Rated "M" for some swears.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Obviously by mustardgirl1128 reviews
James/Lily. James tries again--obviously. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
She Was Born on April Fools' Day by Gabrielle Marie Isabelle reviews
A bit of JamesLily fluff: it's Lily's birthday and James gives her a present that deeply moves her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Elizabeth's Doom by squashedstarkid reviews
This is what happens when Elizabeth gets locked in a room with Norrington. The characters are supposed to be OOC. This is just for kicks. Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Insomnia and First Kisses by Giftwrapped Jack reviews
Lily Evans is worrying and can't sleep. When James can't sleep either, and the two talk, something happens that could change their relationship and put Lily's fears to rest. James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Song to Remember by Love to be Curious reviews
Explores how young Elizabeth learned the song, "A Pirate's Life for Me," from a peculiar rogue of a cleric...A.K.A. Captain Jack Sparrow. Pre-CotBP
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Snape Redux Version by JenniferRSong reviews
Fred and George get their hands on the Marauders' Map in their first year and launch a prank campaign against the greasy git of a Potions professor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by Morrisburger reviews
Lily Evans is blackmailed by everyone’s favorite bad boy, Sirius Black. What does he have to make the ever studious and rule abiding Prefect sweat? Why, her sordid collection of her selfauthored erotic fiction, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Lily Luna P.
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Adding Insult to Injury by WonkasChocolate reviews
“Parlay?” he asked hopefully... 144 words for the "rib" prompt at Black Pearl Sails. Set during CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Pintel - Complete
Mary Sue Commandments by Charlie's Asexuals reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
Mind's Eye by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Vernon/Lily, for the Never Before Seen Pairing Challenge. "He knows how she feels about her sister, how he should feel. But ‘should’ was always not enough for him." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Vernon D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hotel Room by pastel paper reviews
Bartimaeus collapsed back onto soft sheets with an exhausted sigh. He felt so tired that he didn't think his essence could take even a minute more of being on Earth. This was all Nathaniel's fault. Trust the idiot kid to give such and inappropriate order.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
LEP Academy by Holly25Trouble reviews
A random story I made up. It's about Holly's time at the Academy and what happens to her while she's there. Read it and you'll like it! I finally updated! Chapter 4 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Holly S.
Things You Don't Want Know, and Probably Shouldn't by GryffindorGals reviews
Laying down in her sleep, Lily rested her head subconsciously on James’ lap. Sirius looked over at James watching Lily sleep and smiled.“Wow Prongs, maybe this whole stuck-out-in-the-middle-of-the-lake-thing is actually working out for you.” James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,292 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Everybody Loves Remus by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
Ever get tired of those ridiculous, crazy, and sometimes just plain scary ships? Well, Remus Lupin certainly is! Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Little Summer Love by purpleelephantspinkhippos reviews
From the overflowing mind of Lily Evans. As always, Lily is stuck all summer with James Potter at her friend's beach house. Will sparks of hatred fly, or is Love in the air? Set in summer before 7th year. Good FunRomance. Getting Crazy. READ IT! COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,529 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to annoy Jack Sparrow by I'll Show You a Sweet Dream reviews
Title says it all. 25 unique ways to bug Jack Sparrow out of his mind if done in quick succession . Also a joke, and one that I am not particularly proud of. But, it is a joke that my readers have enjoyed at least a bit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Broom Closet by Gilmore-007 reviews
**Hermione/Draco** They compete in class. One loses, one wins. They fight in the corridor. They're caught by Filch. They're locked in a closet. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Curiosity by Zayz reviews
Sparrabethy. DMC. The curiosity scene rewritten slightly. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Artemis's list of ways to get back at Apollo by Navigator101 reviews
Artemis's list of ways to get back at Apollo for Getting all the Glory.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual for SNAPE by twilightm00n reviews
Your prayers have been answered! You are the proud recipient of your very own SNAPE unit! To make the most of this cynical Slytherin Potions professor who is quite fond of double crossings, please read the following instructions carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Severus S.
Broom Cupboard by Zayz reviews
LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something Totally Random by Major Trouble reviews
The name is, well, random. Sequel to 'Currently Unnamed'. A 'routine' mission Root labels as a crisis. Why? They only have to bring some goblins back to the Lower Elements. Plus, what in Frond's name is a Mud Men Sports Week?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Just A Silly Little Shop Boy by Miranda Panda-chan reviews
Victoria's POV, taken from Stardust movie and book . Because she wasn't an absolute horrible person. She never thought he was serious. He was, after all, just a silly little shop boy.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Not tomorrow by noideagirl reviews
Just a JPLE drabble. "A relationship whose passion would scorch the pages of history and outlive time itself."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pirate Email Life by ValerieJoyKelly reviews
If pirates had the fantastic technology of e-mail...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Rationality by Tierfal reviews
A story of love, of lies, of betrayal, and, most of all, of unrepentant logic. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whoever Said Meditation Was Soothing Was Wrong by siriusly klutzy reviews
James Potter toxins filled my bloody mind and I want them out. Out! But of course they won’t get out so I had to resort to meditation and mashed potatoes, which, by the way, don’t help at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
To Date or Not to Date by Zayz reviews
LJ. James asks Lily what her ideal date with him would be - because that way, she wouldn't be able to refuse! Slight language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
Dark Vales of Friendship by Aranel Laerien reviews
“Can I call you a friend? A friend trusts at all times."... “Why can you not?” - Written for Teitho July'08 "Dark Places" Challenge
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Commodore Norrington by Delu reviews
Simple 50 step plan to completely annoy, befuddle, and otherwise frustrate that lovable, stuck up Commodore we all know and love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - James N. - Complete
Ten Things You Never Knew About Ginny Weasley by katja134 reviews
7. The Chamber was the worst memory of her life for five years. Then, she saw Hagrid carrying Harry into the Great Hall and she thought that he was dead. Ch 2: "The Ginny Challenge"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Opportune Moment by Zayz reviews
Sparrabeth implied. Jack, complete with two very important bottles collected on his travels, wonders if tonight is the opportune moment he has been waiting for. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
NO! NO! NO sigh FINE! by Maetryx.25 reviews
a short fic about James asking Lily out so many times, she started running out of no's. funny...R&R...let me know of more pick up lines! Arisusa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wasting Time in Rivendell by Darkkaiser379 reviews
A really random drabble piece about Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir and Elladan getting into mischief in Rivendell. Hopefully it's better than this summary is. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
When Potter met Potter by Flamepaw reviews
This is not average Harry meets James story, NO WAY! Alice and Frank join the ride as Lily and the Marauders are forced into the future. Now Voldie's back and Harry and the DA must fight again with the Marauders help! :D Takes place after book 7. L/J A/F
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fun in Potions class by XSTARLESSCITY reviews
James and Lily have an interesting Potions class. JxL Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
HP Chatroom by Stultus Stulta Loquitur reviews
Funny, pointless, and stupid! But guarenteed to make you laugh or your money back! You didn't pay anything to read this, and if you did, someone scammed you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
You May Kiss the Dirt by Gangster 90 reviews
The follow-up to "You May Kiss the Rum." Jack's getting married again. This time to the infamous jar of dirt. Please read and review. Constructive critisim is welcome. But no flames. Flames will used to help my mom light her new bbq grill.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Their Worlds Will Collide by DramioneLove6 reviews
Okay, this is a DRAMIONE, so if you don't like that coupling don't read! Hmm, this is one story from two points of view - Hermione's and Draco's. Each chapter is seperated in the middle, and the top will be Hermione's story; the bottom, Draco's. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
PinkyPromise by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Scorpius falls for her in 3rd year, and a romance for the history books is born. Through beauty, envy, vanity, fountains, and love, Scorpius and Lily's stories are told. Oneshot, for the Planetary Prose challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Scorpius M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Color Me Hogwarts by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
It's Christmas break and something horrible has happened at Hogwarts! So what does Sirius do? He comes up with a contest to fix everything, concerning all five students left at school! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
100reasons, by I.suck.at.summarys reviews
J/L - James writes tries to write 100 reasons why he loves Lily. Next chapter up soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
At Least Three Packs a Day by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Lily has an addiction and Alice is not happy about it. James approaches Lily about her problem and interesting results are found. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Party Games by K. East reviews
Lily tries every party game known to man, and a few known to James Potter. LJ A
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P.
You May Kiss the Rum by Gangster 90 reviews
Jack is getting married...to his bottle of rum. Come on people. You knew this was bound to happen sooner or later. Actually it's just a wierd idea for a story that came to me one day, and I just couldn't ignore it. Please read and review. No flames please
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Saving You by phantomofthecaribbean reviews
Elizabeth is in her cabin after learning about her father's death. She believes that there is nothing left to live for with her father gone, Will not trusting her and Jack not speaking to her. Can Jack save her from her despair? Sparrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
My, That's a Mighty Long Wand You've Got There by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Sirius overhears James and Lily one night...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
TheWiz! by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
A procrastinating Lily searches for herself on her TheWiz! and finds ... interesting results. R&R! *Not a story where Lily reads Fanfic about herself!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Spice of Life by xxpiratexx reviews
“Food is an art, Alice. An art. Without proper care and treatment, food can get ugly. And ugly art is…well, ugly. Or, in this case, horrible and disgusting to eat!” A bland meal brings James Potter and Lily Evans together. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Will by Retse reviews
As a last resort, Harry is sent back in time to kill an 8yr old Riddle but, despite what Voldemort has done to him, he cannot bring himself to murder an innocent child. Instead, he does the only thing he can. He adopts Riddle and raises him as his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Foul is fair by Mistofstars reviews
Sequel to wrong to hope! Can also be read as a standalone! Legolas/Aragorn! Alright, I've splitted it in to two chapters, because it's becoming too long. Legolas/Aragorn getting closer to each other...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Candied Rose Petals by xxpiratexx reviews
Put it this way,” Rose said. “You are patrolling. With your boyfriend. Alone. Late at night. Just the two of you. Are you catching my drift? Don’t even try to tell me that all you do is talk.” A LilyJames SHORT oneshot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Your Front by Gargoyle13 reviews
Illness strikes Gawain in battle. Tristran offers words of advice. A short little fic.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
PIKACHU: The Owner's guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Do you want to know how to tame your favorite Pokemon? If so, read the instructions!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Of Seduction, Middle Names, and James Potter by xxpiratexx reviews
“What is your middle name?” A JPLE fanfic. Rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 27 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The most random alternate ending for the Harry Potter series ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Mischief Managed by gredndforge reviews
Fred and George are mucking about in their room. Suddenly they get sent into the past to when the marauders were around. What will happen when they team up and start pranking...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/2/2005 - George W., James P.
Tales from Beta Reader: Circe by storm-brain reviews
Circe gasped. “And fanfiction is trash.” Beta cuddled the guinea pig, glaring at her. “What do you want on fanfiction, then?” “No men!” She snapped. “They all worship men. Find one story with no men characters in it, and I will leave you alone.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Little Necromancer Who Sucked by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Currently Unnamed by Major Trouble reviews
Trouble's uncle, who he didn't know about, was an important man. Now Captains Short & Kelp have been assigned to captured the fairy who killed him... but first Root tells them the impossible. H/T. 'Currently Unnamed' is what it's called. My first fanfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Urges by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Lily and James are patrolling in early October and have certain...urges for each other. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects by siriusly klutzy reviews
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gender Confused by xxpiratexx reviews
No, not really. xP. That's not what this is about. It's a humor piece on clear nail polish. It's the beginning of the year and /everyone/ has changed. Well, mostly. Join Lily Evans in a rant-like humor piece. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sacrifice by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Last prequel to 'I Blame Alice.' Lily Evans has been under a lot of pressure lately and decides to make a ... sacrifice to get back in the Squid God's favor. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Winikias by lilyre reviews
Lily the first is tutoring... and makes a new friend
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., Regulus B. - Complete
That's creepy by Gargoyle13 reviews
Galahad has to locate Tristran for Arthur.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Tia DalmCalypso by Gangster 90 reviews
I noticed one of these has ever been done for her. So I decided to do it. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Tia D. - Complete
Henry Trotsky by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
It's after the Quidditch Cup and a very tipsy Lily reveals some vital information to Henry Trotsky, Alice's boyfriend. A prelude to 'I Blame Alice.' R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fuzzy Dice and Hanging Paper Lotuses by xxpiratexx reviews
What does a Marauder do when he's bored? Why, bother his pregnant wife, of course! JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wrong to hope by Mistofstars reviews
Sequel to "Wrong to despair"! Legolas/Aragorn! At Dunharg decisions have to be made- and in the secrecy of the night truths are being told. Is the option given to choose between two paths?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Wrong to despair by Mistofstars reviews
It's mostly based on movie events! Aragorn/Legolas Slash! After their little conflict in Helm’s Deep about their hopeless situation Legolas takes some time to think about his behaviour and his feelings for the ranger...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Tweezers, 7 Pitchers of Pumpkin Juice, & a Kneazle by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Lily has a date with hottie Benjy Fenwick, but Potter comes and ruins it! Prelude to 'I Blame Alice', but can stand alone. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweaty Palms by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily doesn't understand how people could fall in love at such a young age, until of course it happens to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Do You Think I Am, Dim? by something-like-love reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore pursues his first romance, only slightly hindered by an amused Albus and a curious Ariana. But of course, nothing in his life had ever been that easy. ::WIP::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Albus D., OC
A Marriage Without Respect by green frogs reviews
An inside look on why Mr. Bennet married Mrs. Bennet. It may be a marriage without respect but it surely isn't a marriage without love.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
I Blame Alice by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Alice has several reasons why she would want Lily to suffer. She's so good at making Lily suffer, she does it without even realizing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Forgiveness by Zayz reviews
Sparrabeth. "So what must someone – a pirate – do to atone for matters more serious than what forgiveness apparently calls for...what exactly would have to be done?" Jack attempts, and possibly succeeds, in forgiving Elizabeth. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
PMS and CHOCOLATE! by Hannahble reviews
When newly best friend James Potters to Lily Evans encounters her in a distressed choclate obsession, what mistake down he made...or is it REALLY a mistake...nah. J/L HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Point of Love by MPPMaraudergirl reviews
She used to wonder, what’s the point of love? Until she opened her eyes. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Languages by xxpiratexx reviews
James and Lily have a heated debate about...languages! LilyxJames fluff. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Kiss by Zayz reviews
Sparrabeth implication. Just after AWE. Jack Sparrow recalls Elizabeth Swann/Turner as he floats aimlessly away on his little boat, and the one kiss he'd shared with her before their paths seperated as quickly as they converged. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Crookshanks and the Frog Sock of Doom by ssShadow444 reviews
Crookshanks discovers the dreaded sock and returns it to it's master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Blue Hair by amaltia reviews
This is a tragic tale of nefarious hairdressers and money-grubbing fathers, and, of course, a young, omniscient witch who will do anything to get her way. Hermione/Draco, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Davy Jones by Gangster 90 reviews
The title speaks for itself. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Davy Jones - Complete
He Who Must Not Be Jamesed by xxpiratexx reviews
My mind is plotting against me, I swear." Join our Head Girl, Lily Evans, as she goes through life with the Head Boy, James. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-James-ed, that is. Hopefully to be novel-length Rated just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ever So Punny by xxpiratexx reviews
Lily has turned her hedgehog into a bear. With quills! A fun oneshot that's my break from HWMNBJ. LilyJames, Marauder era. R&R? Recognizable characters J. K. Rowling's
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cheesy Cheesier & Cheesiest by dead killer-just do it or die reviews
James uses pick-up lines and Lily's witty responses.Lily and James fic.Oneshot.Read and Review!First story, so please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by WeasleyForMe reviews
Fred and George try out some pick-up lines on Hermione! George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
contradiction by something-like-love reviews
Ariana... Ariana. She's an odd little thing. Gellert Grindelwald's unique reflections on Ariana Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
What Does This Button Do? by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Hormonal Ginny, idiotic Dudley, cautious Harry, and Mario Party. What more could go wrong? Hopefully humourous. ONESHOT :To WritingxOnxWalls:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Multitasking Facial Expressions by Blanco Pagina reviews
A random L/J drabble that i came up with. Lily/James are in the Head Common Room and James 'looses it'. They have an emotion conversation-as in, they communicate silently and end up with LilyJames-ness. fun! fluff, nonsensical, etc...REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Madam Manners’ Congeniality Draught by WeasleyForMe reviews
Under the influence of Madam Manners’ Congeniality Draught, Hermione and George learn some interesting things. Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Tierfal reviews
Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Alternate ending: Psyche&Eros by ZoTz.BuNnIeS.hOnEy.O.o reviews
made for english class, written before hearing the ending! hope you like it! R&R!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Everything by Zayz reviews
There comes a time in every teenage witch's life when she has to admit that she has finally managed to fall in love with a certain James Potter...no matter how much she really, really, really doesn't want to. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Murphy's Law Revised by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Much to her surprise, Lily Evans is discovering that sometimes, things will go right if you let them. Written for RedandtheWolf's Tales of Slings, Arrows and Outrageous Fortune challenge. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chasing Lily by CaramelBoost reviews
In between turning Remus into a girl, transfiguring Peter into a rock, shaving Sirius bald and cloning himself, James must find a way to convince Lily that some things are worth fighting for, and that everyone deserves a second chance... or a sixtieth. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Floral Disputes by DramaticStarlet reviews
Oh Merlin, we're SCREWED. Happy Easter. JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
on the top by rayraysakurablossom reviews
Harry gets on the computer. Draco shows hi his place. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What's An XBox by Jenny-Beth reviews
Hermione's Muggle cousin gives her an X-Box. She quickly discovers that "What's an X-Box" is the best pick-up line she has ever heard!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Results of Amortentia by Sasparilla reviews
When Lily Evans sits next to a pot of amortentia in potions, she can't help but admit her feelings for a certain head boy. Now, how does she find out if he still feels the same way about her? L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dance With Me by something-like-love reviews
Albus attempts to spend time with Gellert, and is, as always, thwarted by Ariana.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
My Secret Pen Pal by SweetSouthernGal reviews
Lily & James are assigned to be secret pen pals. While their secret personas are becoming close friends, in the real world they're developing a complicated friendship. What'll happen when they meet face to face under their real identities? Only time will tell. Written PreDH. Edited 9/2013; additional epilogue planned and upcoming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,095 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Dawn and Dusk by xxpiratexx reviews
It was a likeable name, in some ways at least. Sleeping Beauty. Aurora POV
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Three Quills, Two Marauders, One Bowl by Rider Arya Svit-kona reviews
Tonks decides to spend the night at Sirius's. See what happens when you hang out with Sirius and Remus for the night. Oneshot slight NT/RL and minor L/J T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Lily's Choice Of Words by RandomSelection reviews
Everyone knows that Lily Evans always yells at James Potter, and that he always seemes completely unperturbed. But is he really? Of course not! And then, one day, Lily goes too far ... LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Therapy For Losers by ChildInMe reviews
Mix in a few characters from PJO, a therapist, an arrest, name confusion, angst, and jackalope threats. What do you get? Therapy for losers! NOW NEW AND IMPROVED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Untouchable by Zayz reviews
Post AWE Drabble. Sparrabeth implied. Jack Sparrow muses on the delicate and mysterious subject that is the word 'untouchable.' R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Sequel That Has Nothing To Do With Math by Hannahble reviews
The sequel to Multiplicatin celebration. You can read it, though if you didn't read the first one. Rated T for sexual references
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Final Clue by xxpiratexx reviews
Summary: “…I was shocked at how normal Black seemed. He spoke quite rationally to me. You’d have thought he was merely bored—asked if I’d finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
How to Get Along with an Enemy by Winter's Light reviews
Class warm-up. Prompt: Write a light-hearten story about how to get along with an enemy. JamesLily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Severus Snape vs Harry Potter: The Wizardry Wars by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape duke it out in a series of events as they try to one up each other. Who will win in this chaotic fic? Rated T for language, violence, and plenty of stuff that is just plain wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Mr Bear by xxpiratexx reviews
“So, shall we throw THIS out?” Cute LJ fluff. Though the bear is rather creepy…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stalker Much? by xxpiratexx reviews
“I’m not a stalker!” JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What's in a Flower? by xxpiratexx reviews
Ugh. Why can’t my name be something more…un-flowerish? A rant, performed by Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hades: Just a Cute Teddy Bear by green frogs reviews
Persephone doesn't understand why people fear Hades and call him evil. To her, he's simply as cute and cuddly as a teddy bear. Unless of course, he's jealous as hell that she's been seeing a certain mortal called Adonis.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Multiplication Celebration! by Hannahble reviews
Hey! Lily! Do you like math?" "Uhh.... no. Why in the world would you ask me that?" Two pick up lines merged into a one- shot in story form. GREAT! Will be sequel if the nice people want me to. Rated T For sexual references and a little language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Window to My Stomach by siriusly klutzy reviews
It's quite strange seeing the boy you could possibly fancy in your crystal ball. I wasn't even looking for anything in particular, either, because I was actually staring at the wood. And here I thought Divination was a load of rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gone by xxpiratexx reviews
For, really, when you're 'dead' gone, you're not truly gone at all. I know this is my first 'fairy story', but please read it anyways, even though most of you only read my LJ? Thanks! Oneshot
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Hurt Feelings by DramaticStarlet reviews
The Marauders were surprising her considerably today. JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do You Love Me, Merry? by GothicPenguin367 reviews
During FOTR. Pippin sees a vision in Galadriel's mirror, and begins to ask questions. Humour. Slight Merry/Pippin. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Full Set by Tierfal reviews
Mirrors can be quite enlightening. A oneshot Dramione. Rated cautiously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nainie by withoutfaith reviews
A lament for the loss of hope. Slash. Book-based.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Broken Spectrum by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
Join Ariana Dumbledore as she tours the rainbow, talking about Albus' crush on Gellert and their search for the Hallows, and her own devastating attack. Because 'books are stupid' and 'Al gets a red smudge around Gellert a lot.' Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Pintel and Ragetti by Gangster 90 reviews
Self-explainitory. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
WiseGrl has just joined the chatroom by Boky reviews
Ever wondered what a Annabeth/Percy AIM chat would look like? Allow me to show you. rated T for virtual violence. UPDATE: Okay so I did make it a V-day special. I didn't want to but I wont be home for another week and I couldn't delay. Sorry XD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Duelist Swears by YaoiLove101 reviews
Got the idea from the potter puppet pals, "wizard swears"! So it's NOT my idea! I don't own the idea, characters, ect., I just own the idea of putting them together! Rated M for strong language! THIS IS A CRACKFIC!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Users Guide To Galahad by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase!
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
13 Ways to annoy Bootstrap Bill Turner by Gangster 90 reviews
I noticed nobody's done one of these with Will's father, "Bootstrap" Bill before. I decided to give it a shot. Please read and review. But keep in mind that this is the 1st thing I've written for POTC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Shelter in Your Rain by Faithfulpurelight reviews
A stormy night brings Legolas an unexpected gift in the form of a young, terrified Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
How many is it now? by rosewolf11 reviews
Sirius and Remus dodge flying objects and try to work out exactly how many times James has asked Lily out. L/J. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Desperate Romantic by rileyluvr13 reviews
Yvaine calls Tristan "desperate for love", and Tristan argues against it with all of his might... even if that means embarrassing himself. One-shot, pure fluff, Tristan/Yvaine.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
753rd Time's the Charm by faitaccompli23 reviews
Life at Hogwarts will never be the same; Follow James and Lily through their time at Hogwarts. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Reasons Why I Can't Ask Lily Evans Out by mustardgirl1128 reviews
I was stuck. Blissfully stuck, yes, but stuck nonetheless...How I think James went about getting Lily ::ONESHOT::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
GoodBye You Bloody, Sweet, Magician by MarauderetteLily reviews
This is a little poem to ease my and Kitty's pain after Nathaniel dies. I actually cried! : THIS IS A ONE SHOT
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
To Do It by Nari-nick reviews
He doesn't know how to do it. He just knows that this has to end...these dark and twisted thoughts. B/K
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Irritatingly Adorable by iluvzuzu reviews
James asks Lily for help on finding the perfect pick-up line. Fluffy! Reviews are appreciated. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snitch Kisses by siriusly klutzy reviews
Did you ever have James Potter's little golden ball hit you in the eye? No? Huh, it's not as fun of an experience as one might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Liar, Liar by xxpiratexx reviews
J. K. Rowling's characters! Join Lily and James over the courses of their years...how often have they lied to each other? And how often has the other caught it? oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One More Day by Holly25Trouble reviews
My first song Fic! Trouble is sitting at his desk waiting for Holly Short to return from Hybras. TKxHS
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
To the Left of the Drapery by siriusly klutzy reviews
I sunk down into the couch and looked up to the ceiling, hoping that it would open up and, for some reason, I would defy the force of gravity and float on out, happily and unembarrassed to land where there was always chocolate and never a bad hair day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Last Battle by Gargoyle13 reviews
Gawain's last battle.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
One Green Bauble by rospberry reviews
Draco is decorating the Christmas tree, and Harry, to his consternation, is trying to help. HarryDraco SLASH A one-shot with several extra bits added later by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What not to say in front of your Goddaughter by StarRose reviews
Harry and Draco babysit Rose Weasley and, very unfortunately, hear her first word. Harry/Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sineater by HeyiyaIf reviews
Everyone always wonder if he has a heart.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Tristan - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy William Turner by ImitationPirateShip reviews
Title says it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Aftermath by Kimberleg reviews
Several years after the War of the Ring, Aragorn receives a letter from Mirkwood, saying Legolas needs him desperately. Aragorn then learns many secrets and discovers the full effect of the war upon his elven friend. Warning: Brief sex and character death
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Chistmas Caroler by Wasabikitty10 reviews
Bartimaeus has been summoned to do something unusual... CHRISTMAS CAROLING! NOOOO! My first fanfic, so don't expect too much.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
What War Makes of Children by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** What made Lucy, Edmund, Peter, and Susan ultimately decide to fight in LWW? Their answers might surprise you…--Introspective Piece. Moviebased.--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Crookshanks by Lily's Lil Sis reviews
A story about Crookshanks the cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., Hermione G. - Complete
Difference by Lady LolaBert reviews
A fluffy DracoHermione romance set in an AU where the events of books 5 and 6 did not occur. Draco and Hermione must work together on a school project where ultimately sparks fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,383 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Someday Curse by libraryloser reviews
James likes Lily, but she hates him. Sirius is tired of seeing his friend get crushed, and when she insults the Marauders, she has gone too far. So he cooks up some revenge... Some revenge that will have an interesting effect on their future son's life.LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Broken by Teardrops 13 reviews
Hermione and Draco are Heads, but they hate each other. Until Draco finds bruises on Hermione's arms... BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming Out by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Written for a challenge...Sirius comes out with his biggest secret yet...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Dangers of Trespassing by me aka. Ari reviews
Mizuki had just planned on gathering a bit of Echizen's data. KarupinMizuki
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Mizuki H., Karupin - Complete
Dragon's Fire by BeautifulxxDisasterx reviews
Draco Malfoy is the boy everyone loves to hate...or just loves. Draco centered DracoGinny oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
What Are The Odds? by Epitome of Randomness reviews
I can only hope that I never have to be that close to a human again. Their lives go by in a flash. My existence goes on forever." Bartimaeus' thoughts on the three people who meant most to him. Very short and slightly opaque threeshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Circle of Time by RedHal reviews
Just your average Golden Group go to the past. While visiting the Marauders, our three heroes meet up with a VERY familiar face. Better than it sounds. Post OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
RON: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by 3VAD127 reviews
Ever wanted to own your very own Ron Stoppable? This manual has everything you need to know.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Ron S. - Complete
Normally by Kyrian reviews
Normally, John Mandrake wouldn't let things like this happen. BartimaeusNathaniel REVISED
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
April Fools! by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
APRIL FOOLS DAY! James loves Lily. Lily knows. Lily loves James. He has no idea. enjoy! Finished.!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Walking on Thin Ice by Padfoot R reviews
This is a short JamesLily about Bets, Ice and Dungbombs. I can't do these summary things, so please read. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind by johnnydicaprio reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ten Best Kisses by Zayz reviews
Oneshot. James Potter reminisces about the ten best kisses he has ever received. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P. - Complete
Dance by xxpiratexx reviews
You danced with me. You twirled with me. You waltzed with me. You pranced with me. Is that so hard to believe?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
20 Good Reasons by SiriuslyinLOVEwithProngs reviews
James gets Lily to fall in love with him through a letter. And a lillie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Contradictions by xxpiratexx reviews
Join James and Lily as they contradict a lot of cliches and common expressions! continuing fic All recognizable characters belong to J. K. Rowling Rated just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Marauder's Night Before Christmas by Accio Abarero reviews
A Marauder's twist on the Clement Moore classic. RemusSirius, JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Five Things Ariana Dumbledore Never Got To Say by something-like-love reviews
Even if she couldn't speak them, she had things to say. Five things Ariana Dumbledore was never able to speak out loud. ::complete:: ::R&R please::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
A Brownie Obsession Unrelated To James Potter by LadyMarauderette reviews
I had one main problem. This was the most unusual out of all the abnormalities I had. I was obsessed with eating brownies. Which happened usually after I saw James Potter, but I refuse to believe it was actually because of him. Lily&James!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brother Mine by HeyiyaIf reviews
Gawain deals with a slow and torturous loss.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Gawain - Complete
I Found Your BeltAround My Neck by just giddy reviews
so im finiding the title to sound a tad too kinky. but not to worry those who are worrying, its not and you'll see why in the first paragraph. christmas gift for confessions.of.katijane KBGW oneshotGASP I KNOW MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Katie B., George W. - Complete
Santa Claws by Patienceisavirtual reviews
Draco Malfoy only wants one thing for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Painting an Oyster by Tiny Q reviews
Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 222,068 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon a December by something-like-love reviews
A collection of Christmas presents for all of my friends. Will include Ariana, Luna, Tonks, and many more! Merry Christmas, everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007
Twelve Days of Dursley Christmas by wingedthing reviews
Harry ponders his assorted gifts from his relatives. Songfic, but that should be obvious. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Cutler Beckett Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas by Harmonic Friction reviews
He heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don’t seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn’t have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Journal of Dionysus by Invader Tar reviews
A humorous take on the Greek God of Wine and theatre, Dionysus, and his everday life amongst the other Gods.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Only a Happy Ending by something-like-love reviews
Albus reflects on what he wanted. After all, it was just a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Voldemort's Twelve Days Of Christmas by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
It can be good to keep a few richer than God servants around. Voldy had a very good Holiday, and he'd like to tell you about it in song. ... It's just a little something from us to hold you all over untill after the Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Orange Of My Eye by siriusly klutzy reviews
Distractions always got to Lily. They come in all shapes and colors. This one came in the shape of the shirt and the color of a fruit. It didn't help that it was covering up a very distracting boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Good Taste by siriusly klutzy reviews
James decides to tell Lily something in more words than it takes but that proves to be harder than anticipated, especially with nice bums around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Lot of Chocolate by xxpiratexx reviews
This is triple chocolate fudge sundaes with chocolate sprinkles, chocolate sauce, chocolate brownies, chocolate chip cookies, and gummy worms on top. It wouldn't fit in the title, but that is the real title! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Flying Apples by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily becomes entranced in a game of catch that James and Sirius are playing, which leads to interesting results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Something Beautiful by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. It's a perfect spring day, and Harry decides to search for something beautiful. This is a shamelessly happy fic. Set in sixth year, compliant with all the books. Happy papering to my junior, whom this was written for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Rise and Shine by pronk-the-conqueror reviews
Waking up is hard to do...unless you're Lily Evans. Staying awake can be rough...unless you're James Potter. So what's a night owl to do when he can't catch the early bird?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Five Stages of Grief by Cirolane reviews
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance: What the Pevensie’s felt when they fell out of the wardrobe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
of trophy cases and pick up lines by dumbbrunette124 reviews
the twins get bored during detention. my tribute to the twins. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
All You've Ever Wanted by Lilith.Seraphim reviews
Faced with Neal's impending marriage, Kel does something she never would have done. As new discoveries come to light, she learns that maybe selfishness does pay off. Even if it may take forever. KelNeal angst.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Tortall - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Lord Beckett by ImitationPirateShip reviews
Guess what? More Annoy pages!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Public Computer by Fayah reviews
[Daily Fic Contest Thingy] Tezuka is trying to do homework on a public computer and Fuji is a hacker. [TezukaFuji]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Tezuka K., Fuji S. - Complete
Neteryt by MoonlightDewz reviews
Ptolemy belongs to Bartimaeus. BartimaeusXPtolemy
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,102 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007
An AIM Conversation by DracosDaughter1 reviews
Just a funny AIM conversation between some of our favorite characters...Parings are HermioneDraco and GinnyBlaise with a hint of PansySnape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Threatening a Wall by siriusly klutzy reviews
Sirius is bored waiting for James to come home from work one day. The only solution is to poke the pregnant Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Playing the Bongos by siriusly klutzy reviews
With only a few days left before Christmas, the Marauders are filled with holiday spirit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Say Hi To Kitty For Me How? by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Oneshot. Bartimaeus thinks over what Nathaniel told him to do. Post Ptomely's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Homecoming by Holly25Trouble reviews
After TLC. Holly Short is returning to Haven for the first time in three years. How will she handel the changes? More importently, how will she deal with her aunt and cousin staying at her house! And will she and Trouble ever kiss! HT FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,816 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Black Box by dani1692 reviews
What happens when James shows Sirius a black box with a diamond ring inside of it? Well you have to read this short one shot to find out. Please Read and Review. I reedited it, If you could tell me if there are still mistakes please do so
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Day With His Heirs by Sedri reviews
During a winter carnival, the King of Stormhold spends a day with his children, teaching them to be cunning. Or, trying to.
Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Moments That Mean So Much by Paige Darke reviews
A series of interludes, vignetts, and missing scenes from EH&MSOM.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Hawk Sketch by HeyiyaIf reviews
Tristran wishes to register a complaint. Yeah, it's lame.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Crookshanks by 123-say-cheese reviews
Missing moment from OOTP. Crookshanks gets an urge to attack Ron which results in a cute RHr moment. RonHermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Avoiding Potter Or Not by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Lily Evans swore she'd hate James Potter for the rest of her life and vice versa, but what happens when James moves in next door to her? Fights, friendship and most of all, the greatest love you could ever possibly have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,445 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Tales of a Best Man by siriusly klutzy reviews
At James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius gives his best man speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Eagle by HeyiyaIf reviews
Tristran danced.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Tristan - Complete
Wars of Blue and Gold by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily gets caught in the middle of a 'war' that Sirius and James are having.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tell Me About Yourself by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Oneshot. Lord Voldemort, bored late one night, decides to fill out one of those stupid internet surveys. Pure stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Two First Kisses by acantabloom reviews
Fuji has a question for Tezuka, one summer afternoon in their second year. TezukaFuji.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Tezuka K., Fuji S. - Complete
A Decent First Kiss by xxxpEpSi tWiStxxx reviews
“Me too...I can’t pull my forces together and go up to my room. Plus, I’m enjoying it here. You know, this feathery atmosphere…”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Conversing with the Sorting Hat by Bumbledbee reviews
Whilst getting sorted, James Potter has a rather interesting conversation with the Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A New Perspective On Relationships by boshrocks reviews
A series of PickUp lines written by the slightly insane teachers. With comments from our favourite characters. better than it sounds, i really suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007
Memento Mori by Lexie-H reviews
Separate vignettes. Join the Marauders, Lily, Tonks and a host of our dearly departed favourites as they stumble through a little thing called Death, which is not all it appears to be. DH Spoilers in later chapters. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,766 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Severus Snape's MatchMaker Survey by Hauntedsong reviews
Severus's results to the survey he filled out... Please R&R! Warning: SNAPE IS OOC. DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE THIS KIND OF HUMOUR. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Teaching in the Past by harry'n'mione4ever reviews
Summary: Harry and Hermione go back in time to teach DADA while Harry’s parents are at school. Timetravel fic! HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Essence of the Soul by Hauntedsong
Severus thinks about how no soul is pure evil, nor is it pure goodness. Just a random thing I made in my spare time. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
What do you mean you can't? by HeyiyaIf reviews
Galahad really wished Tristran would just leave him alone...
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Tristan, Galahad - Complete
For the Love of a Mushroom by faramiriel reviews
What will a hobbit do for mushrooms? Or perhaps the question should be, what will they not do? Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
A Bird of Distractions by siriusly klutzy reviews
James and Lily have a short argument while sitting by the lake. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sibling Quarrels by Vixen of Shadows reviews
Complete. Ever wonder what Artemis and Apollos relationship is really like? heres a peak. Hermes pov.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Playing the Mind Game by Serpentseeker reviews
Harry thought Snape would sooner adopt him than let them play games in class. Now, under the legal guardianship of Snape, what happens when he brings up this thought over dinner? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ptolemy's Gate: Epilogue by Shatterthought reviews
[PostPtolemy's Gate][Oneshot] What could have happened after Bartimaeus had been dismissed... oh, just read it, my summaries are terrible.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Potter's Party by twin-v reviews
Harry wants a party. Draco and Hermione have to plan it. Written for the Who Would Have Guessed Ficathon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
LJ. James tries out various pick up lines on Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In The Eyes by Jess.91 reviews
The day Lily saw James and Snape for who they really were. JamesLily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Its Whispered At Night by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
I want Fred back, Oliver… we both – George and I – we need him back… I can't – I can't do this anymore.' [KBxGW friendship only.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Katie B., George W. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by gottaloveRedK reviews
James comes up to Lily and asks her is she likes his concieded, egotistical, gross, stupid and very cheesy pick up lines. He also gives her a very interesting example. a small one shot of lily and james please r and r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Look To Your Front by HeyiyaIf reviews
Gawain in the heat of battle, gets a piece of advice about surviving from the survivalist above them all...according to Tristran himself, of course, with usual humility.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Through a cat's eyes by PoisonA reviews
Lily has an unfortunate encounter with Snape and the result? She is turned into a cat! But there's more... What happens when James Potter finds her and proclaims her his pet? JamesLily fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Heart Part 2 by cutieismynam reviews
James Cant Sleep Read part one first
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Heart Part 1 by cutieismynam reviews
Lily Evans can’t sleep. She decides to go for a nighttime stroll in the deserted corridors of Hogwarts, and in one particular classroom she finds something that will change her for ever. Sequel's up D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Elizabeth Swann by Chess reviews
Five Lizzys who may or may not have got a better deal. AU. ElizabethJack, ElizabethWill, ElizabethJames, some Elizabeth gen.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Death and Dying by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders and Snape discuss their deaths in the afterlife. Well, sort of discuss. Should be K, but K plus just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
What Do You Think? by SportsNightLover reviews
James' Sirius', Lupin's, and Lily's reactions to PoA. SS and CoA in first two chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,665 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Amortentia by swish.and.flick12 reviews
What does James smell in the Amortentia during their first day of 6th year Potions? A fluffy JamesLily oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
10 Things I Love About You by noideagirl reviews
James and Lily are still arguing constantly. But what will be the thing that will change their relationship? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
1,000 Ways to Annoy Our Favorite Potions Master! by LunaSky reviews
To those who guessed Slughorn, I'm gonna Avada you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Inevitabilities by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. For James Potter, some things in life are inevitable. Companion piece to Distractions. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Knight's Honor by pathera reviews
What it took for Will to march in there, knowing that they were going to lock him away, and what it took for his friends to watch. Oneshot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
We Search Only to Find by fakeid reviews
Ron is oblivious, Hermione is curious and Draco makes a good decision. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Worst Nightmare by PrincessKiri14 reviews
Lily's working at Victoria's Secret! It's a perfect job to get a last taste of muggle life. James Potter and Sirius Black wouldn't DARE go into a store so pink and filled with leopard print bras in search of her... or would they? 2 part one shot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Few Choice Words by Grayhart reviews
Lily's always hated Potter, and he's always loved her! When Lily's conked out in the hospital wing, James spills his guts to her...and Sirius hears him! Sirius & LilyJames. Funny! ONESHOT. T for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Make A Scene by Paradoxxia reviews
Challenge Fic. Harry, Draco, a locked room. Hm. Mild language. ..Ready To Make A Scene?.. 'I was born ready.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Crazy Mishka reviews
AUOneshot. Hermione made friends with two entirely different boys, and it makes for an entirely different school experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Credi, Bello? by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Set after DH. A mix of an interesting day in Italian II class and my disgruntlement over having to write college application essays. Harry has to write about someone who has influenced him. He might not pick who you expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Taking Fluffy Hostage by cutieismynam reviews
Lily Evans has had bad experiences with Valentines Day. This year how ever, she has the best time ever. She even some up with a new tradition. Read her diary to find out what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wanna Bet by cutieismynam reviews
Ha,” Lily scoffed, disgustedly. “Don’t have to worry about that. I would NEVER want to kiss you!” Sirius looked up from his hand at her through the hair that fell elegantly in front of his gray eyes “Wanna bet?” hi all i wroting all my stroies on here
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily's dairy by cutieismynam reviews
This cannot be happening. HE cannot be a Head Boy! I cannot share a Common Room and Dormitory with HIM. It’s impossible. He’s so… insufferable, despicable… yet so devilishly handsome… NO! NO! I LIE! NO! JamesLily story please review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Distractions by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Dimples, Lily now knows, can be a very dangerous thing. Especially when worn on the face of James Potter. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Name That Tune by Shananagin reviews
Draco wants to know what Potter was whistling. HarryDraco preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. James Potter finds himself the victim of a rather unusual abduction. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Flirting 101 by Accio Abarero reviews
James gaped, much like a fish out of water, and made a few strangled noises that were clearly his eloquent attempt to salvage his well thought out flirting plan. [JamesLily]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Abracadabra by whatapotter reviews
When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
mischief managed by SCprincessSC reviews
Snape walks in on Dumbledore belly dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Love Bites by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
“Sorry? That’s all I get is a sorry! Look at this! I have my anniversary date with Lily in an hour and I cannot go out with a big Padfoot hickey on my neck!” [LilyJames Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
SOB by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"Hah! Sirius—Padfoot, guess what I just realized!" "What, Moony?" "You're an S.O.B." ". . ." "No—no—wait, Padfoot, come back!" Remus calls Sirius an S.O.B. Sirius takes it a little too personally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Blue Cottage by Gaby Black reviews
JamesLily oneshot, fluff. James is going, quite painstakingly, to ask Lily to marry him, when Sirius interrupts them with a surprise of his own. "You're going to ask me to marry you, aren't you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of Crookshanks by Rosalina reviews
A bit of the story as Crookshanks sees it, and a conversation between Crookshanks and Sirius. Takes place during Prisoner of Azkaban. A Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Coffee by Castor49 reviews
Remus loves coffee. Everybody knows this. Sirius decides to make a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dresses by azzami reviews
Barbossa is highly interested in Ragetti's entering of a dress store to retrieve a certain gold coin.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Hector B., Ragetti - Complete
The Right Thing by Holly25Trouble reviews
After TEC. Oneshot. Holly feels guilty about Artemis having his mind wiped. Will she keep her emotions bottled up or can a certain elf make her feel better? HTof course!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
A Letter to Fred by formerlyknownasone reviews
And then, just as I was sneezing and helplessly wet, you came in yellow Wellington boots and beamed brightly at me, offering me your big blue umbrella near the red brick wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
Silent Studying by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
Just a quick story on how Harry and Draco end up becoming friends. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scary Stories by Vywien is me reviews
There was no way she could get to sleep with scary stories on her mind. A really short but sweet oneshot in which a certain bespectacled boy with messy hair helps a redhead get her mind off scary stories. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nursery Rhymes: Hogwarts Style! by jennifer snape reviews
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
A True Knight by BookwormDragon reviews
With A Lance, Part I: William begins to realize what it means to be true Knight when he has to rescue Chaucer.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dinner Guests 2 by Zayz reviews
[Complete][LJ] A sequel to my other story, Dinner Guests. Read that one first. In this one, Lily must return the favor and go to James Potter's house for dinner. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
It was Only a Matter of Time by syntheticxsunshine reviews
It was only a matter of time before Lily discovered her boyfriend with another girl. But what she hadn't betted on was meeting James Potter along the way. Oneshot, LJ, MWPP era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Happy Birthday Lily! by Bloomablebee reviews
Peter, I beleive that is the single most intelligent thing i have ever heard you say in my entire life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Rosebushes by ms james potter reviews
She didn’t know why she was here, to be entirely honest. Lily and James get lost in some rosebushes. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Extra Credit by Seer of Spots reviews
oneshot vague RemusLily Remus is doing badly in Potions. Slughorn sets him an extra assignment: Exploding Fluid. It's quite a simple potion, only 15 steps, but Remus is beginning to wish that he hadn't pretended that he knew what he was doing ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter and the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort by noideagirl reviews
James and Lily accidently meet in the common room one night after everyone else has gone to bed.Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Percy at the Wheezes by drcjsnider reviews
Percy needs a job, George needs some help at the store. Drabble. Warning DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by ImitationPirateShip reviews
I think it's self explanitory xD.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Run, Fatso! RUN! by The Mini Marauderettes reviews
Its Christmas Eve and The Potters have two unexpected guests!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Apples by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans enjoys eating apples for breakfast. When James Potter decides that he likes to do the same one fine day, a nervous breakdown on Lily's part is nearly obligatory. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Not Cute! by thinking-about-it reviews
Times passed after Nathaniel defeated the djinn and came out alive. Now he's the P.M and is facing a problem he didn't know would occur. A cute oneshot. My first Bartimaeus fic. Read and Review
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Lost by Felicity Gemfiar reviews
Snipit: Draco asks Hermione a question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting a Life by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger loves metaphors. Draco Malfoy loves Muggle cigarettes. What happens when the king of Slytherin and the queen of the library collide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Subtleties go such a long way by just giddy reviews
complete drabble cause i was in a fighting mood and that means katie was too. WARNING: INTENSELY IMMATURE FIGHT INSIIIIIIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Katie B., Charlie W. - Complete
Two Small Words by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. It's strange, the power that two small words can have. LilyJames romance. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Magnificence of Rain by Zayz reviews
[LJ Oneshot] Lily is watching the rain outside, and is lost in thought until a certain James Potter shatters her concentration. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Notes In Potions by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Girl's Revenge by quillinkparchment reviews
Sirius Black has thrown a firework sparkler in Lily Evans's cauldron. The potion explodes. Lily thinks James did it, and dreams up a revenge for the hated Potter. Beginnings of JamesLily they're currently thirteen, a ONESHOT fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shrek's Life by LostxAndxFading reviews
Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots try to live life at the swamp...tough time living there when you come home and find out that the three little pigs and the big bad wolf have trashed their house along with the gingerbread man and Pinnocchio!
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Support SMITEM! by Temporal reviews
One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Mischief Managed by Lexie-H reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, the Marauders have set loose on the castle, a fact which promises to make seventh year the most memorable of them all! LJ romance, laughs and generally a lot of fun... check it out! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,763 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
They Talk by Billie the fourth sage reviews
Kitty meets Ms. Lutyens and they have a heart to heart. Pst Ptolemy's gate, kind of sad and sweet.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 287 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Demons of the Secret Moonstone Papaya by xirtadar reviews
[Slash] [HarryDraco] [RonHarry] A potions accident causes Draco to gain a vagina and detention ... with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Zayz reviews
[Sparrabethy Oneshot] AU, in the sense that Anna Maria reappears. Rated for language. Description of plot would give away too much. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Kissing The Enemy by Volie reviews
Something strange is happening between Hermione and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Book and a Candle by CelticSass reviews
On particularly stressful evenings at Grimmauld Place, Hermione finds solace in a very unsurprising pastime. DHr OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing Socks by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
A night in the Marauder’s dorm room, during which James loses his socks, Sirius schemes, and Remus tries to sleep... [Marauder Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Bartimaeus Trilogy: From Heaven by porpierita reviews
A Bartimaeus Trilogy ending. After Ptolemy's Gate. Oneshot. SUPER SHORT, so it won't waste your time. Nathaniel going up to heaven to meet with Ptolemy. If you've read my other Barty fic, well this one is another ending. Jonathan Stroud. READ and REVIEW!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
French Lessons by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Molly Weasley takes a little time to warm to her son's fiance... That is, until Fleur surprises her. Written for the May Quote Challenge on the Reviews Lounge Forum. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Fleur D., Molly W. - Complete
Stay by Viva La Vostra Vita reviews
Draco's gone. That leaves Hermione with a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sexual Education by Owl and Crow reviews
Sirius thought the reason that Lily hadn't shagged James was because she didn't understand the ins and outs of procreation. This Lily dearest is a penis. It is used to have sex with and to pee. Lily and James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dinner Guests by Zayz reviews
[Complete][LJ] Who knew that, out of all the people in the world, Mrs. Evans had to make friends with Mrs. Potter at the grocery store and invite the family to dinner? Obviously someone that wasn't a friend of Lily Evans, that's for sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Year book of the Knights at Hadrians Wall AD 462 by HeyiyaIf reviews
So! What does ending every high school or term of service need? A YEARBOOK OF COURSE! We offer you the yearbook featuring all you need to know about Lancelot Bors Gawain Tristran Galahad Dagonet and Arthur. Written by their own hand! 'Tis true!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
A Little Dare by Zayz reviews
[LJ Oneshot Rewritten] Eventually though, in the middle of our perfectly acceptable conversation, James abruptly said two very frightening words. 'Kiss me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Always and Forever by Bryher reviews
Always and forever, Sir Knight. But it better be bloody forever.' GawainOC Oneshot.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché by Blinded Moon reviews
All of your favorite clichés show up in this humorous oneshot! HarryGinny fluff, Hermione leaving Ron for Draco, JamesLily's lovehate relationship, annoying OC's, time travel, and more! Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At Wit's End by Princess Bertha reviews
Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Excerpt by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He couldn't see the demon speaking, held as he was, but he could feel the words as they reverberating through its throat and chest: “Free me NOW.” [A rewriten excerpt of pages 317 through 320 of AoS. BartxNat. For Lessa.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The User’s Guide & Manual for 1971 Original Wonka by Orchisse reviews
Thank you for ordering your very own 1971 Gene Wilder Wonka Unit! If you carefully read and follow the information so very kindly given to you in this user guide, then no problems whatsoever should ensue. Do enjoy.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Awkward Questions by Earendilion reviews
Estel is asking a rather disconcerting question, and none of his male family members seem to be able to answer it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Weird Circumstances by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Harry Potter and Voldemort, a.k.a. Tom Riddle, a.k.a. Supreme Ruler of the Universetobe, meet in a highly unconventional way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kate's Story by pass.it.on-girls reviews
.New Title Pending. a collaborative story for Lady CatrionaArre. Katie & Oliver have a little something for one another, but like hell are they going to admit it, being stubborn as they are, so its left to those around them to help them see the light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Complete User’s Guide And Manual For Willy Wonka by sparrowed reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! And thank you for ordering your very own Wonka Unit! In order to make the most of your amazing chocolatier, please read the following and absolutely nothing should go awry...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Enough by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The fact that he had a question wasn't surprising... when didn't Ptolemy have a question? No, it was the question itself that shocked Bartimaeus to his essence filled core: Rekhyt, do djinn feel love? [BartimaeusxPtolemy. For Lessa.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Fort counselor by Gargoyle13 reviews
Or: Everyone needs a little violence to start or end their day. Tristran takes his turn as counselor.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Salvation by arctique48 reviews
300 word drabble. 'Apollo and Daphne, the one of them racing in hope and the other in fear.'
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2007
Questions by Lady Merlin reviews
Ranting and wondering. Inspired by Frosted Hearts by Invader Sahfab story ppl BxN fluff and kisses. not too intense but sweet. [oneshot]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Stupidity by Lady Merlin reviews
Bartimaeus reflects on the few things that Nathaniel did, which surprised him. My first BT fic. err, BxN pairing. my first slash, so tell me my bads. :D:D
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Butterflies by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Nine yearold Oliver Wood has never met a girl that's been able to match him in anything, whether it be words, quidditch or otherwise, but that all changes one day when a friend of his mother's, Tobias Bell, comes to visit with his daughter Katie.. KBxOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
You lie dying by Gargoyle13 reviews
Lancelot's final regret.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
One should have said something by HeyiyaIf reviews
A story of regretting. And of being Lancelot. And, for those paying attention, of being Tristran.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Tristan, Lancelot - Complete
Knights of the Round Dinnertable by HeyiyaIf reviews
A lot of roleplaying games lingo involved, but if you've ever played RPG yourself the ambience should be very recognizable. Arthur Lancelot Gawain Galahad Tristran Dagonet Bors and Guinevere at their usual Wednesday gaming session.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Catflap by ahgwa reviews
Karupin is STUCK! Disclaimer: No Nanjiroh Echizens were harmed in the making of this fanfiction.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2007 - E. Ryoma, Karupin - Complete
Upstairs Room by Doon Ellis reviews
Hermione and Draco find out the others feelings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Christmas Carol, Marauders Style by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Severus Snape is taught a lesson, and the Marauders for once allow Lily's cool head and ingenuity to mastermind the prank to beat all holiday pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Goldilocks redux by homeric reviews
A different take on the fairytale. A Gawain oneshot.
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
One Dark Night, I Dreamt of Youth by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Lily and the Marauders around a campfire. Written for the May List Challenge on the Reviews Lounge forum. Humour, romance and fun! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Have You Noticed? by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forever Yours by JQue reviews
Sequel to Naturally Yours. Here, more gets explained and our two new lovers come to a standpoint... the only one they will ever have to deal with... and Ron shows up again too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/3/2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ulysses Parody Script by Aidan Zephyr reviews
This is a script my friends and I wrote in 8th grade. It's in script format, and written in parody and 8th grade style, so take it lightly. It makes me laugh, though. Now beta'd!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Simple by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
“I don’t understand you, Lily.” “You just overthink things, Remus. You overthink things all of the time, and you make things so complicated when all they want to be is simple.” [RemusLily friendship oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
DRACO MALFOY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONE SHOT] You've received a DRACO MALFOY unit, but he's giving you a difficult time, and you don't know how to deal with him. This manual's the answer for you! Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Beautiful by 13 o'clock Erik reviews
Erik is beautiful. Just ask Christine.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Misunderstood Dreams by Fayah reviews
Sakuno goes to wake up Ryoma on the rooftop and instead finds herself literally falling back when she hears someting Ryoma mutters in his sleep. My attempt at RyoSaku.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Gentleman by PotterSnitch7 reviews
Hogwarts's Heads spend a long night in the library. Could it possibly lead to something more? [LJ Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Through Time by Zeldalotr reviews
I could bear it when he claimed it was just an infatuation. I could bear it when he said the kiss meant nothing. I knew that my heart would tear every time that happened, but he said it meant nothing. And I believed him. [Slash] [LegolasAragorn]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Dungeon Blindness by His Spectacles reviews
Harry and Draco can't stop arguing even as they're trying to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers by siriusly klutzy reviews
Leanne convinces Katie to try out for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team in her second year. Katie listens and becomes surrounded by Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Katie B. - Complete
A Delayed Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Lily loves me, she's loved me since the day we met. She's just having a delayed reaction to the feeling, a REALLY delayed reaction...Stop Laughing Sirius! RE-WRITE TO MAKE IT BETTER IN PROGRESS! Up to Chapter 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,037 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P.
A Second Beginning by siriusly klutzy reviews
It's the summer after Katie's fifth year at Hogwarts and her parents take her to a Welcome Home breakfast. And who does she run into? None other than Oliver Wood, the Quidditch star who she had a past with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Scar by Kyrian reviews
Bartimaeus is hazy and disoriented from being on Earth too long. But now, as he's summoned, he finds no one but his only friend, Ptolemy, standing before him. And he's still got that scar. Slash slight PtolemyBartimaeus, NathanielBartimaeus
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
In the Arms of the Angel by A Shade Of Gray reviews
The battle is over. Everyone is gone, save one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Marauders Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Shelb reviews
Hi! It's Padfoot, Moony and Prongs here to give you a special guide with tips and stuff to help you get through Hogwarts, so please read this, and reveiw it so our lovely writer, and us Marauders will write another chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Scrunchy by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's having a bad hair day. Literally. HPDM. Sequel to 'Hairclip'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dates With Kates by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
.. Y'know Oliver, said Fred with a grin, if dates with Kates He broke off as George began to giggle. What is so funny? George snorted. It rhymes.. Dates with Kates! ahahaa. Oliver just shook his head sadly. This is insane. .. KBxOW, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Heart To Heart by Undead Author reviews
[[Sparrabeth]] Jack sits Elizabeth down and they have a little chat. Oneshot. Read and review, dur.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Faquarl's Last Thoughts by DaAlCh reviews
Read what was Faquarl's last thoughts... in poetic form. Languages are English plus a little Ancient Greek.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Valinor by ano-nimmus reviews
Drabble: On the ship to the Undying Lands, Frodo has one last question.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
A Puddifoot's Valentine's Date by B.C Daily reviews
Tossing aside his manly pride, James decides to take Lily on her perfect Valentine's Day date at Madam Puddifoot's tea shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Need of a Better Tutor by just giddy reviews
katie needs help in potions. and who might come to the rescue? ...wait, did i just write a legit summary? no freaking way. cmaon, you know youre proud. KBFW oneshot. dont get mad, olivers just on vaca for the moment. he'll be back soon. now PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Annoying Voldemort by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
R&R...The title pretty much says it all! Find out how to annoy everyone's favorite bad guy with this easy stepbystep guide!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Voldemort
The Thirteenth Labor of Heracles by potty.weasel reviews
Prince Eurystheus asks Heracles to fetch him an iPod, but will Heracles succeed in his task?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Defying Gravity, and Other Neat Tricks by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, JamesLily, SiriusRemus] Sirius and the other Marauders help James get ready for his first date with Lily. The word, ‘help’ being used very, very loosely. Unless, of course, you’re using Sirius’ definition of the word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chilled by LadyAna5 reviews
Aragorn is cold
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Game by celosia reviews
Tristan is playing games! Not really a 'short' story anymore. Please read and review.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,458 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 10/12/2005
Kiss My Hand by MotherCrumpet reviews
My latest version of how the knight in shining armor James snagged the beautiful princess Lily all with a simple kiss of her hand. Only it's not a fairytale.... oneshot JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Frosted Hearts by Invader Sah reviews
Bartimaeus finds himself struggling with the feelings he has only felt for one other person before. Because there's just not enough BartimaeusXNathaniel stories out there. FINISHED!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
100 Things You Shouldn't Do at Hogwarts by Shinigami's Demon reviews
I know this is a previous list but I took it from someone who issued a challenge and edited it for my own purposes. Jetta my HP RP charrie has to perform all 100 acts before the year at Hogwarts is out! But can she do it without being expelled?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - OC, Voldemort
Of Dates, Drama, and Dilemma’s by Artemis Hunt reviews
THIRD IN THE OF ALLITERATIONS SERIES. Lily has finally agreed to go on a date with James Potter, after all with the end of their time at Hogwarts looming closer what does she have to lose? But what will she discover she’s gained by the end of the night?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
King of the Pick Up Artists by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and his friends make a bet: they have to pick up a girl and get them to have sex using only cheesy pick up lines. Will Hermione laugh in Draco's face or will she give in? Nominated at Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's My Party by Oynnej reviews
Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oliver Wood's Thoughts on Fanfiction by just giddy reviews
what oliver rants about after finding this wonderfully loverly website of ours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The User's Guide To Dagonet by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase!
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Mary Sue and the Wardrobe by The North Wyn reviews
A short drabble that spoofs the idea of a Mary Sue or anyone else coming through the wardrobe with the Pevensies.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Love's Epiphany by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
She'd rendered him speechless without need of golden arrows. [ErosPsyche]
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Little Estel asks Arwen a very important question, only to ask it again many years later.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Beautiful Hypocrisy by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT: What will happen when James finds Lily attacking Snape? RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Valentine's Day Project by Fayah reviews
Kaidoh is wondering what Inui's favorite color is for a special project. Inui x Kaidoh
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Of Tests, Tricks, and Turning Points by Artemis Hunt reviews
Sequel to Of Snow, Snowshoeing, and Snogging: Lily is getting anxious with her time at Hogwarts coming to an end, now she wants to do something memorable with her new friends, The Marauders… JamesLily, second in a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Very Sparrow Christmas by Siren6 reviews
I had written this over Christmas break and completely forgot about it. I have a sweet, if somewhat revealing chat with everyone's favorite Captain.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Complexity of Lip Reading by PrincessKiri14 reviews
short oneshot: Lily can't lip read, so she embarrasses herself in class. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Three Days by GreenWood Elf reviews
Lord Beckett proposes marriage to his young sweetheart. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Church Bells Echo Through The Wood by siriusly klutzy reviews
KBOW It's Katie's wedding day and pretty much everything that could go wrong, does go wrong. Is it supersticion or just pure bad luck? Oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Katie B. - Complete
30 Ways To Tell The POTC Writers Are On Crack by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Or marijuana, LSD, ecstasy, methampthetamine... you name it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007
On A Whim by Demented Insomniac reviews
He said that nothing was given for free in life and she had believed him. But if so, then what was the price for him utterly altering the course of her life on a whim? A DMHG tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Chocolate Obsession by Chocogrl reviews
Nat needed his chocolate, and he needed it bad. God where is that stupid djinni? BARTIMAEUS, WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Five Things that Never Happened to Achilles by mistykasumi reviews
What the title says. AchillesxPatroclus.
Homer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Stardust by mistykasumi reviews
The things unsaid between Achilles and Patroclus.
Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
curious by mistykasumi reviews
even when Patroclus is lying stiff and unseeing, Achilles still wants to touch him.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Oof! Ouch! by sinsss reviews
Oneshot. Sirius wants to have fun. James wants Lily, and Lily? She wants James to choke on dishwasher soap. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Of Snow, Snowshoeing, and Snogging by Artemis Hunt reviews
Winter for Lily Evans is a natural miracle, however what happens when a natural disaster, James, brings her on an ice escapade...can she be convinced that some disasters are necessary? LilyJames not them falling in love, just friends, first in a series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Too Late by sellthelie reviews
Had he left it too late? Draco & Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
January 14 by Cinpii reviews
[Ryoma x Sakuno. Non yaoi. Sequel to December 24.] “Ingrate. I stepped in puddles for you.”
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/14/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Heels by potterchik reviews
Lily Evans is not having a very good day. And it's all her new shoes' fault. JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter Almost Never Loses by CrazieDasie reviews
...but is always right. A not so innocent staring contest between the Maruaders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Another Chance by Mystical Magical Me reviews
This is for all those readers who were left like lost sheep after the last book. Alternative ending to Ptolemy's gate. Rated T to be safe.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Mine by Bitch Slap Love reviews
BartNat drabble. Pointless, Rah helped write it.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
LE by enchantedsleeper reviews
Post Snape's Worst Memory. What happens when Lily finds the piece of parchment that James was doodling on after the DADA OWL? JamesLily FLUFF! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do the Dew by JenniferRSong reviews
James introduces Sirius to the Muggle drink “Mountain Dew.” Do not read if you don’t like hyper people. Part III: A Birthday Dew Remember is up! Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
RON WEASLEY : Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've bought yourself a RON WEASLEY unit, now read on to find out how to use it. Done with the full permission of authoress, Theresa Green.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Put Him in Bed with the Governor's Daughter by Sassy08 reviews
This is an island scene that could possibly but won't take place in AWE no spoilers for AWE though. Jack and Elizabeth are forced onto an island once again and are forced to face each other. Sparrabeth! Rated T for safety
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
A Typical Morning by jennifer snape reviews
Phoebe writes a song and her friends try and help her.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Perfecting The Art by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Kate x Chaucer. one of three parts. Kate is walking home, when she stumbles upon Philippa throwing Geoff out of the house due to his gambling...
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Crookshanks' secret agenda by Boogie reviews
Crookshanks gets an idea... what is going to happen? COMPLETED! A DMHG from a cats point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,141 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I want her to know by DracoMalfoy-sexgod88 reviews
One shot of Draco's true feeling for Hermione are revealed
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magic of Christmas by PrincessKiri14 reviews
I can't believe them! They handcuffed me to James Potter! Some Christmas I'm having.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Holiday Traditions by x3xLieToMex3x reviews
James Potter had an odd Christmas tradition. It involved chasing Lily Evans around with mistletoe in his hand and trying to get her to kiss him. JamesLily naturally. Just a one shot to celebrate the holiday season. T, just to be safe. Could be K
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seigaku Kittens by Gwynhafra reviews
Karupin had kittens, and Ryoma's dad wouldn't let him keep them. Without a choice, Ryoma turns to the Seigaku regulars for help. How would they deal with those little furballs?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/23/2006 - E. Ryoma, Karupin - Complete
A Christmas Bargain by just giddy reviews
early christmas gift. KBOW oneshot. basically includes all the usual holiday escapades, putting up lights, eveparties, and reading books upside down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
13 Signs by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
I've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Artemis Lost His Brain by Tomo Potter reviews
Puberty is taking over just when Holly came to stay... Can Artemis control himself? Or will things get out of hands before they've even begun? ArtemisxHolly, post LC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The User's Guide To Gawain by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase!
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
SUE WARS by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Mary Sues invade Hogwarts and the girls fight back. Better then it sounds. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Heart by Grey-eyed-semicolon reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle knows what love is... and this is why. Threeshot. Third person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Career Advice Day by formerlyknownasone reviews
That's what McGonagall fears most. And Oliver Wood. Until he makes a confession...about Katie A KBOW oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
That Goddamned Party by Kelpie Green reviews
So, Harry's defeated Voldemort . . . so now what? Get back at Draco of course. Fic is after HP and OoP. I don't think I'll ever include anything from HP and the HBP. Read and Review. rated teen for well whatever teen is rated for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Users Guide To Lancelot by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase!
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Curses! by Riventhorn reviews
Harry and Draco accidentaly cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Users Guide To Tristan by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase!
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
All about Jack Sparrow and others by threeheadedmonkey reviews
I was wondering what our favourite pirate would reply if he were sent one of those Get to know your friends emails...If you want me to do more characters, just send me your suggestions and I'll see what I can do:
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
OWNER'S MANUAL AND GUIDE by Min Daae reviews
From the company that brought you PHANTOM OF THE OPERA and LORD OF THE RINGS owner's guides, now introducing: NEW WHEEL OF TIME units! Featuring: Mat, Rand, Nynaeve, Avi. THIS CHAPTER: Only slightly off topic: NEW MAKE YOUR OWN AES SEDAI! R&R.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Midwinter Ball by Cajast reviews
Hey guys! Ok, this is the sequel to Pie Domination! You don't need to have read the first one, but I would because I think it's awesome! RR! Last chapter up! Officially complete!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Users Guide To Arthur Castus by homeric reviews
Congratulations on your purchase!
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 377 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I'll Catch You When You Fall by ladyclaire4161 reviews
Lily Evans is having a bad day and a caring James Potter sweeps her off of her feet. Well, he helps her stay on her feet. I stink at summaries...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Diary of Crookshanks the Paranoid Cat by AmicableCrayon reviews
Crookshanks believes he has been captured and plans his oppresors downfall. His thoughts are recorded in his faithful Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Pie Domination by Cajast reviews
Ok, this is just a bit of randomness with some of our beloved characters and some pie. Or is it? Rating for safety
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Perfection by Tomo Potter reviews
Everything about them is perfect, and it's too much for Holly to bear. DARKFIC, Character death, MinervaArtemis, HollyArtemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come On Home by Celtic Spacey reviews
Injured and sick, Estel returns to Rivendell, and remembers why that is where he wishes to be. OneShot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Recipe for a Mary Sue by Min Daae reviews
A little poem on how to make a Mary Sue. Not my favorite, but still rather silly. Beware of high cholesterol content. R&R?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
The Trouble With a Diary by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a series of some unfortunate events, James finds himself in the possession of Lily Evans' diary. Convinced that the diary holds her true feelings for him, James and his friends set out to try to discover what secrets the book hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A letter by DiaStar reviews
Very short letter to Draco from Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What if I Said I Love You? by My Insolence reviews
reposted Now a oneshot, and much better than before! James has been having trouble getting over Lily, but with the help of the loyal Marauders, a friendly veela and the boringness of a History of Magic class, his troubles may be over! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once in a While by Blonde-Titch reviews
James wants Lily, and he is prepared to do anything to get her. But what if, as Moony points out, “Maybe… just maybe... you have to behave yourself for more than half a day.” JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,919 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hogwarts Style by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To See Is NOT To Gape! by tigerlilystar reviews
A LilyJames oneshot! Involves Sirius singing... Read and Review! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Answers and Questions by peredhil lover reviews
Seventeen year old Estel seeks answers from his brother Elrohir...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
The Afrit by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Genghis' Death by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 466 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
The Ambassador's Wife by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
The Envelope by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Honorifics by sciathan file reviews
[TamakixHaruhi, Cracktastic fluffy oneshot] When happily ever after doesn't quite work out, people tend to deal with the realities of the everyday nature of life in their own peculiar ways.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! by jennifer snape reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
That Time Of The Month by tigerlilystar reviews
Lily Evans is a redhead, and James Potter's girlfriend... She has quite the temper to go with her devilish red hair... But what happens when, in addition to her temper, it's also that time of the month? WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR BOYS! ONESHOT R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How To Break A Vow of Silence by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie has taken a vow of silence on a dare, but when their group plays Spin The Bottle, Oliver decides to find the best way to make her talk. basically some KBxOW fluff, you know the kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Woo the Witch by ohsnap its potter reviews
Beastly Boy likes cheese. Lord Foxy likes women. Bookworm likes books. And the Incredible Hunk likes a certain girl named Evans. Lily can't help but wonder WHY she agreed to be everyone's Saturday night entertainment... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Fellowship Of The Ring In 60 Lines! by jennifer snape reviews
Sam: “Aarrgghh! Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo! Forks! AAARRRGGGHHHH!” Frodo: “I think it’s Orcs that we’re afraid of, Sam. Not forks.” Spoof of LOTR. Hope it makes you giggle!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Spring by GreenSpine reviews
JamesLily. Lily is sitting near the lake, and a stag emerges from the forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fly Me to the Moon by Ariel-chan reviews
A story about James and Lily's first date. Marauder antics ensue. JamesLily of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potential by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
‘Boredom is a sign of unused potential.’ James reflects on Snape’s worst memory, realizing, in a bizarre sense, his actions towards Snape had been similar to a Death Eater’s. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P. - Complete
Coconuts and Lily Evans by Moonstone reviews
James Potter hates cocnuts:with passion. He can't stand them. They're disgusting. That is unless Lily's wearing Coconut Essence Lip balm oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
24 Hours in a Locked Room With James Potter by serpentginny reviews
You can't leave this room for another 24 hours unless you say...' Potter paused. 'that you love me...and mean it.' Dear Merlin, this is hell on wheels! But I can survive, right? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ketchup not Carrot by just giddy reviews
KBFW oneshot. katies always been known to spout the brutal truth and fred jsut needs a dose of it...although he HAS been asking for it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
The Anarchist and the Oyster by Apo reviews
One of the missions mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35, footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006
The Affair of the Curiously Heavy Trunk by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Whirligigs by Swishy Willow Wand reviews
It was on the train ride marking the beginning of her seventh year that her world of order and Potterhating came crashing down around her. [LilyJames] [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Advanced Note Passing by just giddy reviews
what happens when you stick a captian, his chaser, and some advanced note passing parchment into detention several times? Merlin only knows. one shot for nowmaybe changed later...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
When Harry Reads Angsty Fiction by His Spectacles reviews
Title says it all: When Harry Reads Angsty Fiction...and Draco comforts him in delightful ways. PWP FLUFF HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rum Flavoured Kisses by GundamWingFanatic90 reviews
It was the first time she had ever, in all their years of knowing each other, seen her husband drunk, and frankly, she had no idea what to do. Willabeth WE, rated for alcohol and mild love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Thesis by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie has to write a 500word essay on herself that ends up making her teacher think she needs help. she sends it to oliver who responds to it with some interesting results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Summer Spectacle by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which a young Harry Potter learns the trick to managing parents: keep them entertained, and they won't punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Memorandum by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie Bell is slightly concerned. She thinks she's going insane. And what does Oliver Tobias Wood have to do with it? Uh, EVERYTHING?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Who Has To Know? by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Short, oneshot fic about the JE ship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
The Marauder’s New Guide To Life by Hippie Jade reviews
We’re back! After intensive research I am now able to present The Marauder’s New Guide To Life! Packed full of rules and the stories behind them, but we never did get to the end…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
It's So Easy To Love You by tigerlilystar reviews
This is a sequel to 'It's Easier To Hate You'. It's about Lily and James' wedding. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's Easier To Hate You by tigerlilystar reviews
It's the seventh year at Hogwarts, and James has much changed. However, Lily constantly rejects him. One night, everything is going to change. With three words, he will change her life forever. LilyJames ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Crazy Day In Transfiguration by tigerlilystar reviews
It all begins with the Marauders passing notes in an ordinary Transfiguration class, which eventually leads to trouble...or is it? I know this has been done before, but I hope mine is a little bit different...Basically LilyJames ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mellyn? by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Young Aragorn meets Legolas. Sequel to Five Words in Winter. Aragorn, Legolas, Twins, Elrond, etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Edmund: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
In the tradition of Theresa Green's famous Owner's manuals, now you can learn to own and operate an EDMUND unit of your very own!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Beginnings by Shania Nowhere reviews
01: Beginnings for fanfic100 on livejournal, a story about Crookshanks' first meeting with Hermione in the pet shop
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
I Wish by ohsnap its potter reviews
After news of there being a shooting star, there is suddenly an outbreak at Hogwarts as students reveal their deepest wishes. Awkward coincidences, strange desires, and a startling outcome. LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Aroma by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Oliver decides to splay his heart out in a note to himself on a spare bit of parchment... One that Fred, George and Katie decide to highjack with interesting results. KBxOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Voldemort by The Fraternizing Farting Dragon reviews
The title says it all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Maddened and Maddening by She's a Star reviews
They have been on this island for two hours and sixteen minutes, and Elizabeth has decided that she will die here. Set during CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Alinah reviews
An elf, a dwarf and a wellknown predicament – or is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Crookshanks: The Final Battle by Lone Butterfly reviews
Crookshanks meets Voldemort...do you really NEED more of a summary? [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Worst PickUp Lines by Jules713 reviews
A Marauder's Guide To the Worst PickUp Lines. Includes corny pickup lines, Wormtail wanting hugs, Padfoot and the 'Speech', and Prongs' need to get new friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
In The General Direction of Cap'n Jack by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Spolier warning Pirates 2 Slightly AUAn inbetween scene from the 2nd movie that revolves around the scenes in which Elizabeth spins Jack's compass and finds that it points to him... i'm not aiming for a ExJ pairing
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Rabbit Tales by Cinpii reviews
[Ryoma x Sakuno. Non yaoi.] A chance encounter has Ryoma extending his assistance in more ways than one.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2006 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
The destruction of Ryoma's room by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Nanjiroh is bored, so gives Karupin some catnip, which ultimately results in the destruction of Ryoma’s room and the burning of Nanjiroh's porn.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - E. Nanjiroh, Karupin - Complete