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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1579078, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

You know, in retrospect, I probably should have thought of a penname that was a little bit easier to remember. Oh well.

Yeah, so, if you've been on my profile before you might have noticed a whole lot o' clutter of randomness 'round here. Obviously, I've decided to do some spring cleaning. I'm going to try to keep things nice and simple here, I guess, and you'll probably see some more spring cleaning around here if things get all messy again. Anyway, is this the part where I say stuff about me?

Well, I play guitar and piano and am obsessed with all things music. I do actually think I would suffocate and die without it. I also run, swim, do karate (yes, I am a blackbelt), and bike. Occasionally I play some volleyball, but I've been hit in the face enough times to make me similar to Miley Cyrus when she got hit with a tree trunk as a baby because ol' Billy Ray forgot she was in his little napsack on his back when he was riding in the forest (true story. read it in Miles To Go). And as for the more imaginative sides of me, I love drawing and writing, and I keep a lot of journals with sketches and ramblings. Journals, also, are vital to my existence.

So, I've made up a rule for myself that I'm going to review more. Because honestly, I think everyone who has the guts to put their work out here in the big bad world of Fanfiction should at least get some feedback. I'm not making any promises, but I'm definitely going to try.

June 3rd, 2009 - WINNER!! - Maria won the category of Best Canon Pairings at The Cullen Clan Awards!! (http://the-cullen-clan-awards./)

June 15th, 2009 - VOTE AND NOMINATE YOUR FAVES!! - I've been nominated for Best Author on the Immortal Cookie Awards! Nominations close July 18th and winners are announced on August 1st. Time's running out, so getcher freak on over there - http://www.immortalcookieawards.moonfruit.com

July 5th, 2009 - VOTE AND NOMINATE YOUR FAVES!! - Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles has the been nominated for the Indie Twific Awards in the category of Best Alternate Universe Human (WIP) Check that out, vote and nominate, and whatever else you wanna do right here- http://www.theindietwificawards.com/

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5/2/09

Just for clarification...the sequel to Maria is not up yet. It's more of a mystical idea in my head than an actual on-paper (or on-computer-screen) idea. Sorry if that was unclear. The epilogue-type thing (it's more of a extra fluffy chapter, if you will. Consider Ch. 23 as the actual ending...) is up. Stop by and drop me a review! You know how I love 'em.

SEQUEL (5/22/09) - alot of you sharp-eyed readers noticed that I did, in fact, leave some things unanswered in Maria. But have no fear, because I intend to answer those questions in the sequel. This was just for clarification, because some of you were still asking (which is reasonable, considering I wasn't very good at notifying you all of my little plot-plan). Also, once I finish I'm Gonna Bite You OR Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles, I will try to put up the first chapter of the yet-to-be-titled sequel. I'll tell you, though, that the sequel follows Bella's and Edward's relationship further (as most sequels do) and also follows Maria's changes into a teenager (gasp). So yeah, I'm excited about it, and I hoped I've cleared things up a bit.

MARIA TRANSLATED INTO SPANISH: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5140614/1/Maria

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For Chap 3 of Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles: Alice's outfit at Speedway was recreated by Joss17 (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1809766/Joss17) and is truly amazing and totes Alice-esque and awesome-esque so you should check that out right here -

http://www.polyvore.com/alices_outfit/set?id=8951055

For Chap 5 of Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending needles: another amazing recreation, again by Joss17 - http://www.polyvore.com/alices_outfit/set?id=9344340

MOREEE! (again by Joss17 a'course XD) - http://www.polyvore.com/alices_outfit/set?id=9529488

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,645 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Another Day, Another Destiny by yupXimXmuchXcooler reviews
Edward is a bitter actor playing Marius in the revival of Les Miserable. When Bella Swan, a popular singer, gets to play the part of Eponine, they meet and the world explodes! Okay, not really, but there is some drama. ALL HUMAN. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
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Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Gonna Bite You! reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Which Lust? reviews
Bella and Edward enjoy the summer...and each other. Takes place after Eclipse, and meant to be one shot, but might add more one shots for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella