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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1579216, Profile Updated: 10-08-11
Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Misc. Games, Invader Zim, Death Note, and Magical Girl Pretty Sammy/魔法少女プリティサミー.

As mentioned in chapter 88: Click here for the Heart of Silence playlist

And also some links to various Delerium songs/music videos (buy their albums):

Playlist with Everything
"Stopwatch Hearts"
"Flowers Become Screens"

I suppose I should write something for this page. Make me easier to relate to. Anyway, I'm EtherealMutation. Yay for redundancy. I'm currently attending college at the moment, although I don't know what I want to do with my life afterwards. My interests lie mostly in well done, subversive fiction, but this hardly means I can't appreciate some good old fashioned entertainment. Anything is fair game if it's well done.

I play a lot of video games. Most genres are fine, but I used to pretty much play RPGs near exclusively (outside of the usual killer apps) when I was younger. Not so much now, but I still appreciate them. Lately, I've been playing the Guitar Hero and Rock Band series, having gained quite a bit of skill in both. Still not quite expert "Jordan" or "Through the Fire and Flames" level yet, but maybe someday.

As for music, I like most modern genres. I hate country and other lackadaisical, "three chords and the truth" genres, but I believe that anything in any genre can potentially be good (hell, there's even a soulless boy band song that I admit is fun). Personally, my favorite genres are progressive rock and heavy metal, but my iPod playlists include everything from rock to hard rock to instrumental to pop to R&B to jazz and much, much more. My favorite band at the moment is Muse (although they're kind of straying away from that raw sound of insanity I love with each new album), but I also like Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Queens of the Stone Age, Yes, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Maroon 5, Steely Dan, and other such bands. My tastes are very eclectic.

I decided to try writing fanfiction, mostly for practice. I hold little interest in "shipping", mostly because I don't think it's really that healthy. I suppose that statement has made me look a lot less interesting to three quarters of the members of this website, but meh. I'm more interested in either continuation of my favorite fiction or dark parody rather than in just writing pieces to satisfy my fantasies and fetishes. This is not to say that anything written for those purposes are automatically uninteresting, but I believe a piece should work on its own merits. As you might notice from my current fiction, I'm also a bit cynical. Don't let that fool you into thinking that I'm not a reasonable or nice person, though.

I'm interested in meeting people. I guess the other reason for starting this is because I'm sort of lonely and would like to meet people. Please feel free to send me private messages. I'd be interested in proofreading and reviewing your stories or just simply talking about whatever. Don't be shy. Also, feel free to add my stories to whatever C2 you wish. Even the negative ones. I'm a good sport and won't complain if you put my stories in a "Worst Mary Sues" or "Biggest Defecation on the Canon" or whatever category. P.T. Barnum has taught me that negative publicity is still publicity. Just send me a private message telling me when you add them (even if it's a highly negative category). On that same note, don't be afraid to hurt my feelings in your reviews. If something is wrong or not working, I want to know about it so I can avoid it in the future.

I hope to hear from you soon. Thank you for reading my profile and be sure to check out my personal webpage. It's a work in progress, but maybe once I have enough material, it will be interesting.

My list of "favorite" stories/authors is mostly sponsorship of the people that support my writing. I can't really say I think they're "great" or anything (as my reviews within them will reveal), but I feel they deserve exposure and I encourage others to read and give full critiques. Negative remarks with substantiation on the faults and how to improve is a lot more valuable than all the praise in the universe.

Yes, I am a prat when it comes to reviews. Through my prattiness, however, I offer methods of improvement. If one feels I am too harsh, note that I wouldn't bother writing the review in the first place if I didn't see some genuine potential for improvement. I do not subscribe to workshop mentality; unmitigated praise without substantiation on what does or does not work is the most damaging thing you can do to an aspiring creator. It leaves them smug, self-satisfied, distrustful of criticism, and unable to grow. I aim to be that one dissenter, that one person that says "no, this is not flawless and here's why". I am that person one may not necessarily want to hear, but desperately needs if they want to move further.

If I were one for pretentious comparisons to mythology, I am Shiva the Destroyer: with my chainsaw comes growth and renewal. A muscle does not become stronger without first becoming damaged. Go to my gym of literary improvement and bench press my almost-too-heavy barbell of criticism. You shall find yourself stronger, fitter, and overall better for the experience.

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SEPAR ! ATION by Claamchowder reviews
Naruto thought that if he asked the Hokage to send her away to... to who-knows-WHERE, she'd be happier. But he was wrong. DEAD WRONG. Now she's back, and she's determined to destroy the one thing she blames her ruined childhood on: Konoha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U.
The Black Widow by Jeannaly reviews
SHIRATORIxOC! When Shiratori heads back home he hears a baby crying and follows the voice into a backstreet. There he finds a beaten woman and a sobbing baby nearby. What happens when these two individuals come into his perfect little life? INCOMPLETE T.T
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,960 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - N. Shiratori, OC - Complete
Resonance by Claamchowder reviews
If my life must be the way of the ninja, then I will combine music along with this ninja way. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Finding My Adventure by catharsis25 reviews
Kairi turns up in my room and my whole life changes. My world ends, I meet a friendly heartless and a Green Arrow wannabe, and I finally feel what it's like to find your own adventure.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,923 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008
Beyond Fiction by Jeannaly reviews
KAKASHIxOC! Imagine that you land in the World of Naruto. How would you cope with the fact that you're stuck with your favourite character, Kakashi? YAY! May contain some M material *nosebleed* heh heh! COMPLETED! T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 202,384 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Fate by Claamchowder reviews
A short one-shot dedicated to KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Tsumi by Alexander the Indiscriminate reviews
AU crossover. CH1: A crying shame to see such a youth in dissaray...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Innocence by Kinpaginpa reviews
A short, cute story following young Sora and Riku as they explore the island and meet Kairi for the first time.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Wiseman's Plea to the Public by goldcoinz19
You and me can live in harmony--but Xigbar can't, or so this sparse glimpse into 'Contentious Reports' assembled by 'A Wiseman' alleges. Rated for a few f-bombs. Kingdom Sorts Supplemental Reading.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Xigbar, Xemnas
Kingdom Sorts by goldcoinz19 reviews
An M-rated adventure about a schizophrenic psycho called Xemnas... AU Crack. Contains Bloodhound Lyrics, death, tirades, coifs, wars, homoerotic subtext somewhere, movie references. Cleaned up. The deadbeats will continue whether or not morale improves...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Xigbar, Xemnas
Ice Tea and Thunderstorms by Kinpaginpa reviews
“Hey Moze, can I borrow some ice tea?”. Noze. Oneshot.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
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The Adventures of Kiko Fluffy Pants reviews
Meet Emily Tennenbaum, a girl just like you. She dreams of one day meeting her hero, Riku. Will she succeed? Probably.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 88 - Words: 472,708 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Riku - Complete
Invader Gaz reviews
When Iggins makes disparaging remarks on national TV, Gaz vows to destroy him. However, without a clear plan, she decides to buy a Game Slave 3000 instead. Pity the last one sold to Zim...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Johnny Turbo Versus the 32 Bit Menace! reviews
FEKA intends to lie to the kids about their 32-bit system being a standalone product. Only Johnny Turbo can save the day!
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
The Replacement Masters II: Electric Boogaloo reviews
After the events of The Replacement Masters, Sora and Riku find themselves as unwitting guests of an overbearing but kind-hearted matriarch. But not all is at it seems, with the Heartless continuing to spread at an exponential rate.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Magical Girl Pretty Sammy/魔法少女プリティサミー - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Destroyers of Continuity reviews
An absurdist story about the non-adventures of two over-the-top original characters with all that implies and the rejects of the Square/Disney canons as they do... stuff. See if you can guess all the myriad canons referenced. One chapter only, no sequel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
The Replacement Masters reviews
At age 21, Sora decides he wants to retire from heroics. With his traveling companion Riku, he trains a new keyblade master to take his place. Can an innocent bystander really take Sora's place? We shall see.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,418 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
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